Wackness: 10 “Celebrities” That Failed At Rapping

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Chet Hanks rapping

Tom Hanks’ lame, poor excuse for a rapper son released an ode to his school, Northwestern University. The song, and the kid are both embarrassing to the Hanks family and anyone on Earth that ever picked up a microphone to rap.

But Chet Haze isn’t the only pseudo-celebrity to try to rap to awful results. Here are 10 more that put a black eye on the creation of Hip-Hop.

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  • Simply Jane

    Y’all forgot Patrick Swayze lol.. He was trying to come out with a cd with the wu tang clan. Alot of ppl dnt kno dat. But Kobe is tha worst that’s my igga he still one of the greatest players but not rappers lol.

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  • REAL REAL TALK

    LIL WYANE AND WACKKA FLOCKA
    ALONG WITH GUCCI MAN SHOULD HAVE MADE THIS LIST ALSO???

    REAL REAL TALK

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    • Atlas

      *cosigns*

      With a broad flourish of the sharpie..

  • wannabene

    I thought Brian pumper was gonna be on this list he deserves it

    • E.C. from D.C.

      Him and Shaq ugh lol

    • Atlas

      They said celebrities

  • SMN

    Tom Hanks son is male, rich, white and handsome with an elite university degree. He can fail at whatever he wants and he STILL wins!

  • Shanell

    Oooh, ya’ll wrong for that picture of Brandy …

    • Jessica

      Lmao, I was just about to say that

  • tommykimon

    Yaw forgot Shaq he was terrible too

  • phelove

    DAMN, WHY BRANDY LOOK LIKE THAT MAN FROM ASHFORD AND SIMPSON!!! LMAO!!!

    • TheHaitianDiva

      ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!DEAD______________flatline_______________

    • prettygirl757

      LMMFAO! That’s too funny! “Solid as a Rock!” (singing)

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    Real Real talk is Real Real Lame

  • Tony Montana

    JOHN CENA IS ACTUALLY A GOOD RAPPER.HE SHULDN’T BE ON THIS LIST.

  • msbliss

    Where is shaq? Nick cannon? Silk the Shocker? Lil’ Fizz? Carmen Electra(yes homegirl was a rapper), Lola Monroe?

  • stacy

    All these ppl are lames

  • rei

    You guys forgot Brian Austin Green and Marky Mark.

  • NicoleSaidIt

    yoooooo this list was too funny, I’m over here dying!

  • I'm Just Me...Keeping It Real Since: 1983 GLOK AND NYMP..Y'ALL KILLING ME!!!

    I think Shaq and all the older people (Marky Mark, Vanilla Ice) have been listed to death, that is why they aren’t on here anymore.

    But I had no idea about most of these people on this list. Thank God. They didn’t get too far.

  • MJ

    I don’t agree with John Cena on the list either. He is very good at Freestyling.

    • Atlas

      If I had to guess, I’d say you’re probably as white as the driven snow.

  • Missfree

    They also forgot about the rock!!!!!Lol!! I can’t believe I even remember that.

  • TheGriffin

    How do you not list Allen Iverson?

  • just me

    This article made me laugh, thank you😀

  • Eyona

    KEVIN FEDERLINE was just awful too

  • sportstalk23

    I gotta go with Kobe,Shaq-Fu lol,Rappin Rodney Dangerfield (RIP),Ron Jeremy, Carmen Electra,Iverson, Brian Austin Green that’s it so far but I’m sure some more horrific selections lol

  • JohnDHater

    YOU FORGOT TONY PARKER WITH HIS B.!.T.C.H A.$.$. FRENCH RAP SONG!!

  • TheMagicalNegro

    LOL, dat is one F’ED UP picture of Brandy, LOL….

  • White Women Rule

    What dear, did you not think to look at the Rap Top 10…or Top 100…there are plenty on the list that who are much, much worse….much worse!

  • prettygirl757

    *wish

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