Donte’ Stallworth Got That “Weezy/Young Money” Syndrome…Only Tall Lean “Yellowbones” Apply

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Athletes & Hoes, News, Sports

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Donte’ Stallworth, the NFL player who is known for killing folks on bikes while faded, has a special request for the “afterparty” if and only if the Baltimore Ravens win:

– Must be a “Tall & lean Yellowbone”
– Must have “real” hair…no tracks allowed
– Must be dumb as they come
– Must be someone who doesn’t know him

Wow. SMH.

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  • purple love

    Has he even had any TDs this year? Who he think he is? Smdh have a seat sir

    • Salina

      My friend Vanessa, a 25 yrs lady, has announced her wedding with a m’illionaire young man Ronald who is the CEO of a MNC. It’s amazing, she said she just posted her profile on a m’illionaire d’ating s’ite called ———-RichMatchmaker. ℃○M——– – and received his chat invitations a few days later. Then, everything went so well that I can’t believe it’s true! Every love story will unfold on it’s own..——-
      Stupid MOFO! “Go Steelers!” That’s all his B__TCH A_ZZ had to say. Karma is the light skinned biotch wearing a weave! Black & Yellow, black & yellow.

  • Kia

    lol. He’s funny AND funny looking. Pray to God EVERY NIGHT Duh-Duh-Duh-Donte that you’re rich. …rich for now ’cause you’re headed for the 94% for sure.

    • R U Serious

      ha ha ha…that was funny

  • Glok.....Just AZZstounding...!!!


    • anewme

      Amen Glok!!🙂

    • ProudDarkie

      I second that!!! Chocolate is silky and ever so divine….if you take a bite you may get addicted!

  • uhohitslelani

    Oh wow i’m really upset because he wants to be with a “dumb yellowbone”

    He’s an idiot,who cares????

  • mixed bad chick

    Well (shrugs) Thts his preference. Who cares. Sum ppl like chocolate sum redbone sum caramel sum white. Can’t get mad at him for his choice.

    • ShetdaFrontDoor

      he’ll be injured soon.

  • A comment

    Im sure there is a line waiting on his request..let them ALL be.

  • 5150

    I hope they get blown out!

  • Bdot


    • TDubb

      Damn Right!!! In case you forgot he his a Murder! Why be surprised he is going to be broke in less than 7 years.

  • blackking7

    I am a black man and I am looking at this fool like nicca u dark! I am dark and I love all women of color (I don’t do ww) and nothing looks better than chocolate on chocolate.

    • daisy jay (want some jermaisins?)


      And let the church say…….


    • Just Sayin

      The darker the berry the more I want to eat it.


    • Just Sayin

      My favorite colors:

      Chocolate & Pink

      Nuff Said!


  • clarkthink

    Must be someone who doesn’t know him,…..why what he wanna do, run that b!tch over and keep going!!…..ole hit and run murderer!!

  • yea

    Well he did say dumb and any woman that wants to be near him has to be dumb as fluck

  • shorty

    Wow so he don’t like short girls f*ck him!

  • sexy white girl

    Right! He don’t like thick white girl? Whatever!

    • Curious1 aka Flawless Beauty

      LOL..some reason this just response just sounds so cute and silly my head…reading it


  • mosiane

    I don’t why these dark skin men think it’s OK to discriminate against dark/brown skin women? They know their mom/dad/brother/sister are not some damn yellow bone.

    Another ignorant, self-hating athlete to add to the list.

    • DivisionAvenue

      is it a crime to like light skinned women? have u seen how fine some of them are?

  • thewife

    hell who wants his funny looking butt…

  • haha

    He want a tall lean yellow man LMAO! GAY AZZ NICCA!

  • 1991 UK Gem of Africa...

    He has to be joking..
    Nobody would say something that stupid and ignorant in public.

    • CAN AM

      Yes, they would and they do. They do it all of the time.

  • Kadadah

    Ignorant azzh*le

  • Lulu's

    -Must be ‘Helen Keller’-blind to deal with his ugly self

    -Must be able to tolerate a self-hating, colorstruck turd

  • confidently_ugly

    ok my friends and I discussed this subject before….As long as he doesnt say Light skin is better he is just exercising a preference. I think this is no different than women prefering males with dark complexions. He obviously doesnt hold his “preference” in high esteem. His requirements are an insult to the type he prefers.

  • Gaite

    He just described Keri Hilson ; lmfaoo im sorry i had to say it || uhm , visit my fashion blog ( :

    • FR

      he was util he said real hair keri hilson does not have real hair

  • Miss Perfection ..Allergic to Coons & Mudbutts Miss Pefection .. Allergic to Coons &Mudbutts

    this is proven everytime ! .. the ones who are always talkin yellowbones this and that ..are dark & uglyyy but who cares nobody wants him and his burnt forehead anyways

  • Courtney

    Who is this clown? Never even heard of him.

  • Sha

    Kat Stacks! problem solved…don’t forget to leave the bang at home

    • I Am Legend (Allergic To Darkies)

      Rat Stacks hair aint real… She dont qualify …

    • Kitty

      hehe thats what i was just about 2suggest

  • ReALiSt (Mr InTeRnATiOnAL iN LoNdOn EaTiNg FiSh & CHiPz - & EnGLiSh PuzZy!!)

    That’s my list – black women don’t need LOVE, y’all need SLAPS..

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