Jesus Take The Wheel: Party Farter Spazzes Out And Stabs His Friend To Death After Being Teased About His Stankin’ Azz!!!

Say what!?!? This kid must have had gas his whole life or something…damn…

A 21-year-old man has been charged with knifing his friend to death and stabbing three others after he fled a party in fury because he was teased about his breaking wind.

Marc Higgins told police he was angry at being belittled and wanted to teach people that they shouldn’t trifle with him, according to court documents in Hartford, Connecticut.

Police said Higgins got into an argument with another partygoer, Stacy Buccheri, who chastised him for being flatulent.

Witnesses told officers that Buccheri had slapped Higgins, who smashed a beer bottle and then stormed out of the apartment.

He returned around 45 minutes later armed with three knives and began stabbing people indiscriminately on a porch.

Higgins, described by witnesses as being ‘very drunk’, allegedly stabbed 21-year-old Matthew Walton to death and injured Sandra Ranger, 18, David Klett, 19, and Tyler Basso, 18.

When police officers arrived they found Walton in a first-floor apartment badly wounded and unresponsive.

Ranger was suffering from serious stab wounds and was taken to Bristol Hospital, where Walton was pronounced dead.

So you just gonna stab people becuase you can’t control your nasty azz guts?!?! Perhaps, sir, you should have taken the opportunity as a learning experience and gotten some Pepto-Bismol or something to relieve you of your gas. Imagine what they’re gonna do to your a$$ in prison…

Source