Sign Of The Times: Red Lobster And Olive Garden To Combine, Red Garden Or Olive Lobster???

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Did You Know, Hate It or Love It?!?!, Making it Rain on Them Hoes

This bad economy sh*t is getting real out there people and your local Olive Garden and Red Lobster is trying to do something about it.

Here’s depressing news from our nation’s most depressing state. Residents of Flagler County, FL are eagerly awaiting the opening of a two-in-one Red Lobster/Olive Garden restaurant, hoping it will provide much needed jobs and revitalize a struggling community.

For the first time, Orlando-based Darden Restaurants is combining two of its most popular chains. Red Lobster with Olive Garden in one building.

More importantly, it’s expected to bring in new jobs to an area struggling to put people to work.

Two teens showed up to see if they were hiring yet, which is expected to happen in the next two weeks.

“Everybody is going to try to get these jobs. It’s the new business in town and everybody’s going to be looking for a job here,” said job hopeful Tyler Rush.

There’s nothing funny about people being out of work, nothing at all. But that it’s a combination of a Red Lobster, home of the 1,280-calorie Admiral’s Feast, and an Olive Garden, land of the 1,440-calorie Chicken Alfredo, that a struggling Florida community is turning to as its last best hope is the kind of thing that… well, just sigh. Sigh. I hope you get the job, Tyler. I hope everyone does.

Sounds like a great move for the economy and a terrible move for your health, but hey, people gotta eat right??



  • Just Syain

    Does this mean never ending king crab legs?

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  • G.M.

    as long as they dont fucc with the cheddar biscuits i dont really give a damn

    • Just Syain


      When I read your post, all I could hear was Riley from The Boondocks voice saying “Cedda Biscuits”!

    • that damn sh#$ disturber

      exactly! they might as well combine. they’re usually right next door to each other anyway…

    • Shananigans

      lol yup!!! better not

  • dookie hole

    Hey, maybe I can get a spaghetti stuffed lobster. :)

  • Tha Notorious D.I.C

    Them biscuits do be on point!

  • AnaLisa

    I agree with G.M.

    Leave the cheddar biscuits alone!! :-)

  • spade

    one walts favorite with ravioll please

  • Huny

    I’ll take a Tour Of The Caribbean-lobster, shrimp, and crab.

  • rose by any other name 350 8914 ™

    As long as they dont sling no damn boogers, or wipe no snot on my damn food, i dont give damn who they hook up with…!

  • goodlucklava

    EHH …. not the worst thing thats ever happened… the jobs are def. necessary.

  • Deedee_404

    Oneo f the best companies in this country to work for. Upward mobility. Great benefits and vacation definitely am glad I worked for them through college and the opportunities it awarded me afterward

  • juliemango

    Delicious fatty eats\times ahead!!!

  • Allie

    Lmao im with G.M. as long as they don’t mess up those biscuits im good

  • SoKali

    I think they should call it Olive’s Lobster Garden

    • Mabel


  • Mabel

    If it’s in an area ‘struggling to put people to work..” as the article states, who will have the money to dine there? I hope it works out for them.

    • I'm Just Me...Keeping It Real Since: 1983

      Thank you!! This is what I was think. Lord, I swear some don’t have the good sense that God gave ’em.

  • Unico

    Red Lobster + Olive Garden


    * Red Olive / Lobster Olive
    * Red Garden / Lobster Garden
    * Lobster Garden restaurant

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