Pure Comedy: Woman Jailed For Stabbing Man After He Made Fun Of Her STANK A*S Feet!!

This broad sounds like she was on some other sh*t anyway!!!

Jail is going to stink for a Washington State woman convicted of stabbing a man in a drunken rage after he made fun of her smelly feet.

Dallas Smith, 18, will serve 15 months in prison for plunging a knife into the back of 19-year-old Willy Simpson, who made the near-fatal mistake of joking about Smith’s foot odor during a party, HeraldNet.com reported. Not only that, Snohomish County Superior Court Judge David Kurtz also ordered Smith to write a minimum six-page essay on the negative effects of alcohol.

“Let me be absolutely clear: This case is not about smelly feet,” Kurtz said during sentencing last week. “It is about binge drinking and [the] criminal behavior that did flow from that.” Smith’s transformation from binge drinker to criminal took place on the night of Sept. 7, 2010.

Fellow partygoers said a noticeably intoxicated Smith took off her shoes and socks and attempted to do a back flip off a table, only to crash clumsily to the ground. To add insult to injury, Simpson started mocking Smith for having supposedly smelly feet. Smith reacted by wrestling with Simpson and punching him repeatedly. She then went to get her coat, picking up a kitchen knife along the way, and stabbed Simpson before leaving the party.

Simpson suffered a collapsed lung as a result of the attack and still had the knife’s blade more than 3 inches in his back when police arrived. It was eventually removed during surgery at a Seattle-area hospital.

During sentencing, Smith apologized for her “great error in judgment,” according to HeraldNet.com.

While she may be released early from prison for good behavior, Smith won’t be able to get out of writing her anti-alcohol essay, which is due before May 2012.

WTF?!?!?! Although underage drinking is a “no-no” and we “feel bad” for the stab victim, this story is hilariousness!!!

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