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ME THATS WHO!!!

Yo stop playing….Halle Berry is a STUNNA, one of the most beautiful women in the world (along with alicia keys, mariah and stacy dash). Kerry Washington is ok, but she ain’t no HALLE. show some respect, Halle Berry, Vanessa Williams are are Black Queens.

yea she bad…EFlifestyle.com badder though!

They bot are beautiful but Halle is killing Kerry

Morning All! I think its a tie: both ladies look nice (representin’ US well). Halle always look great and Kerry is quickly becoming a new stylish favorite of mine.

But like NIKKI said-I’m doin tha DAYUMN thing too, minus the red carpet. It’s gettin cold outside–gotta pull out the hot fall attire Luvs it!

Halle wins this – she looks beautiful; but I think it’s time to go back to the signature short cut…her hair is looking a bit stressed.

Halle. Kerri look like she done had hella work done. why? she was so pretty in Save the Last Dance.

NIKKSTERRRRRRRRRR!!!

Halle, halle, and more halle.

Somebody please…can you borrow a crayon from your child and color Kerry’s lips..please?

Vee…

Thats all Im saying…Im gonna damn sure love me before I love somebody else…

Ya dig?

ERRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

@ NIKKI-cosign!Gurl we’s on the same page.

@ Re-Kerri’s lipstick is pale though:-)She could use a bit more gloss or somethin’ right??

Another morning shout-out to errrrrrrbody else:-)

Kerry does. But we know black america is in love with nearly white features which is why many on this thread are saying Halle is the best looking.

Halle and her “mister”

black americans love anyone that look white

http://www.getyochaton.weebly.com

^^^^michael phelps likes boys…news flash…what man do you know has tatoo’s on his hips one on each side….you feel free to do the math!

@azzedinealianfan

Black features, white, or Asian features, if you look a mess, you look a mess. Mariah Carey got white features, but that broad is not all that. I like Kerry, but I like the old Kerry with her old nose. Halle Berry hands down for this one.

BOTH!!

PLS DONT EVER PUT THEM IN THE SAME BOAT! LOL. HALLE IS BEAUTIFUL. KERRY IS CUTE. IT IS REALLY NICE TO SEE BLACK WOMEN DOIN IT AND DOIN IT WELL, BUT AGAIN KERRY IS JUST CUTE .

@ AzzedineAliaFan

Kerry does. But we know black america is in love with nearly white features which is why many on this thread are saying Halle is the best looking.

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I said Halle was prettier cuz she IS on this pic.

Kerry would have been my choice if she hadnt had so much plastic surgery to get those looks you claim to be WHITE FEATURES!

smh

MORNING

NU

VEE

AUNTIE V

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ERMY

ENVY

DANA DANE

NUE 2 THIS

KZZZ (pass that)

KESHA

SMDH

CAGE

SLIDE

THE SEEN

DAPRO

M-DADDY

DDDDIIIIIIIVVVVVVAAAAAA

CP

Jaxon

Be

I know I am missing some…blame that ish!!!

HAPPY TUESDAY FOLK

Michael Phelps is just ugly, sorry. I cant even look directly at his face. It’s terrible. I thought he was deformed until they said he was an olympic-er. something is not right about his whole head area. ESPECIALLY his MOUTH!! *shudder*

nikki u and RE ! hey y’all it’s been a minute since i been on here. how are you!

Hey IJM

@ AzzedineAliaFan & mrsdurango – Amen, I don’t even have to post anything further…

WOW @ stanky lips…AHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! *flatline*

Challo everyone!

@Vee

This pink is not the greatest color….

@ I’m Just Me-Morning!

@ Ermy Erm-your comments on Michael Phelps, lol! I think if he got his teeth fixed it would help.

Ldyk

Hey you!!! Yes it has been a minute! I’ve been in and out…cutting up with my tag team partner Nikki Underwood…

Halle looks better and all that, but I’ll take Kerry. Just cause Halle is on white dudes…

Gina Torres looks better than both she is tall and beautiful. PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Halle Berry of course. Hands down. The “more” bangin question should have never been posed. I can see Kerry’s lisp in the picture lol

I DONT THINK THAT HALLE HAS ALL WHITE FEATURES. PEOPLE NEED TO GET THEIR THONGS OUT OF THEIR A$$E$!!! 9 OUT OF 10 PEOPLE CONSIDER HALLE BLACK, AND I DON’T KNOW TOO MANY PEOPLE THAT HAVE “STANDARD” BLACK FEATURES. WHATS UP WIT THAT? BEAUTY IS BEAUTY AND IN THIS FIGHT HALLE IS THE BOMB LIKE TICK TICK.

HALLE..Kerry is pretty, but her lips look gross like Angie Jolie’s.

well i just wanted to say helloto you an d Nikki…take care i’ll pop in and out occasionally!

@IJM

Morning!

I pick Nikki Underwood.

Anyway, I like Kerry’s lips. At least hers are real unlike Jolie.

Ah, Halle had nose surgery as well!!! Anybody ever seen her Ms. America pics!!!!

Snoozer!

Halle, for sure

Actually this is a tough one…both of these ladies look rather nice!

Hey IJM!!

I’m not feelin’ either outfit

ladies the chinese bang a bit played as well, i’ma jus sayin

Halle Berry of course. But Kerry is doing her thang too!

@Oshie

Angie’s is real! They have pics of her when she was younger…same ol, big pouty lips. But they were much ashier….

A menage a’ trois with Gina Torres and Nikki Underwood, would my body good.

Good Morning ALL!!!

Halle is gorgeous but I have to go with Nikki Underwood!!!!! YA DIIIGGGG????

Meagan Good

Angie’s daughter Shiloh’s got those same lips…that’s how you know its inherited…

Are we joking? Halle — hands down!

@ oshie i think angelina’s lips are real too… look at her and brad pitt’s daughter Shiloh, that lil girl has some cute ass pouty lips just like her momma.

They are each equally beautiful. Kerry is a better actress, but I do like Halle’s outfit better.

Halle! Theres something strange about Kerry’s lips i dont know…

A menage a’ trois with Gina Torres and Nikki Underwood, would do my body good.

ooops, Nikki’s bedroom eyes, does things to me.

halle would get it

@Tealeaf:

Seriously…you u think her lips are gross? Stop it…ain’t a flaw on Kerry’s face, lips included.

HALLE ALL THE WAY!!!— ALL DAY!!!

Gawd! Halle looks fresh, fabulous and happy.

Who looked more banging???

Who cares — they’re both swirl offenders

Good morning everyone!

I’m gonna have to go with Halle on this one but I’m not feeling either outfit.

Kerry is pretty, but she ain’t nowhere near Halle

Good Morning.

Nice pic RE.

I leave then come back I get picked AND I’m involved in a ménage a’ trios??? It’s good to be me!!

HEY SWEET CHEEKS and Oshie!!

@Z

Thanks! Goodmorning

@ Fallin poet: Angelina Jolie has been getting collagen injections for a long time. Her lips are naturally a little pouty but she gets the top lip done more which gives them that crazy-fake clown appearance. Sometimes you see pics of her when she’s slipping on the collagen and you can see her top lip is thinner. Without surgery she looks just like her dad. Her baby is cute, though.

@ Nikki, why I get the low caps like that?

Pshhhhhh whatevuh.

I”ll vote for Kerry

@ oshie… lol, seriously? honestly i thought she may have gotten injections, but when i saw her cute ass baby i had to 2nd guess myself, but thanks for the info.

oshie you have me googlin pics of angelina jolie.

Good Morning Everyone (‘cept Redskin Fans)

*waves*

Oh, gosh, I shouldn’t go around stating those things as facts, I guess.

Really that’s just my opinion.

But my opinion is usually gold, so… take it or leave it.

Angelina’s lips just look stupid, like a balloon that’s been blown up too many times. It was her “claim to fame” and she had to keep getting the injections. Now she looks like a bony ass skeletor with big ropy veins and deflated crusty lips.

LOL @ Afiya

I’m speaking to you anyway, Good morning!!!

Nah Oshie, you may be right. She changes her eye color I see as well. But also….you can use lipliner to increase the size of your lip. She may not be getting injections, but could be using makeup to trick the eye.

I like Kerry, she’s a great actress but I’m not sure if she wears the right shade of lipstick…something about her lips just don’t fit *shrugs*

@ oshie

Yoooo i always said that. I never understood why she was so rich and could never invest in chap stick. She drove me absolutely crazy in the movie Girl Interrupted.

You know what I realized? Guys love a girl with a stank ass attitude. It drives them crazy.

*whistling…ignoring DCFinest*

LALALALALALALA!

*real low* hi, washington fan

Oshie…

Babes I type your name how you type it…nothin’ more…nothin’ less Ma!!!

what’s wrong with girls with a swirl?

Ok, NIKKI UNDERWOOD. I still love you.

LMAO @ Afiya

Woo woo woo (in my Synclair voice)! I told you we were gonna win though, lol!

They both look nice in their own way.

Check it out:

plasticsergeant(dot)com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian–butt-implants#Ydu7eNEYr7ssnhmA22VinA

We all know Kim K got butt implants..Who cares? She is attractive but in a video ho way..Not like “taking her out” type way..

Am I the ONLY one tired of Kerry Washington? *yawn*

She looks like Blossom in the “before” pic.

No Mask, No Vaseline

(Check me out!)

We all know Kim K got butt implants..Who cares? She is attractive but in a video ho way..Not like “taking her out” type way..

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^who is this person?

oshie that website is not working

forget it!

Damn yall in here early today. What’s up everybody?

**Re… like the gravie babe.**

Halle wins this though. Kerry is alright… ioono. something about her just doesn’t do it for me.

yeah they re so sexual and beutiful . i have seen some more hot and sexual videoes about them on http://www.bigbisexual.com .that’s really great !

I know, you have to type in http etc. and replace (dot) with .

It’s a lot of work.

Plus when you link to the site it doesn’t even go directly to the pic of Kim K. you have to type it in the search dealy.

Oh, but it’s worth it.

I’m a Kerry stan.

halle looks great, but Kerry is killin’ it in this photo

@ oshie… Blossom was one ugly ass girl lol..

@Z

go to AwfulPlasticSurgery(dot)com

and someone said Megan Fox was hot…check out her boob job

K party people..I’m back had to actually do some work for a hot minute!

@ Afiya

Yeah she is…now!

Afiya, Megan Fox at least was cute before. Kim K. looks like a Jewish Chelsea Clinton w/out surgery.

@Jewelz

It was that reverse mortgage some brainiac thought of that’s got us into this mess.

Hey…you get no argument from me

I talk about Beyonce’s nose job all the time but then I get all the Beyonce stans attacking me.

@ Vinandi

that’s kind of an interesting idea…menage w/ a black guy and a white guy…can finally put all those pesky rumors, speculations, and myths to rest…

@ Afiya

Are we going to play nicely w/ others today? I’d hate to have to give you another sad face on you daily behavior chart…

It’s 10:36 and Meagan Good is still finer than both of these hoes

you know anytime a celebrity gets a nose job its bc they have a “deviated septum” and it was a health concern lol.

Is there anyone in hollywood that hasn’t had PS?

I can think of a few…. Kristen Dunst, Larry Fishburne, Owen Wilson, Jessica Tandy (RIP)…

FallinPoet(Robin Thicke’s “Dreamworld” is the sh*t)(Check me out!)

you know anytime a celebrity gets a nose job its bc they have a “deviated septum” and it was a health concern lol.

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LMAO, that’s what my husband’s hook nosed little cousin said. She’s a debutante, you know she has to be breathing right when she goes to the country club, SMA.

@MsJaxon

WHAT??

Me no do wrong!

yeah, lets not bring that on.

Afiya, I’m looking at your site now.

I’m going to get plastic surgery

I had a boob job. If I was going to get anything else it would be when I get older, just tighten things up a little.

I wish I had a blueberry muffin.

Halle for the simple fact that she has a brand new baby and is looking incredible. Their both stunning

I;m going to get a nose job.

I would go with Halle on this one

The more RE talks about Kerry’s lips need coloring the more I think she is right. LOL

She is beautiful though, but comparing her to Halle..not fair

UM Z, are you serious???

WHY would you do that…God might not recognize you (so they say) *shrugs*

lmfao @ Afiya

I told my mom and she said, you can try to run all you want. But your children will have the nose!

So take heed and don’t waste your money…

it’s hard out here for a pimp!

@Z: You don’t need a nose job, don’t be silly.

You look better than Kerry Washington, IMHO.

@ Z

Nothing a litle infant rhinoplasty at birth cant cure lmao!

Halle’s body and wardrobe looks better…sexier. However, according to the pics, Kerry has the better face.

@Z – what is wrong with your nose?

I think they all look great.

Good morning err’body!

Where’s my gravie?

I vaguely considered implants… but I have never seen some that I REALLY like… They just seem to sit up on your chest like they are people watching…

lol. I have no problem with my nose. I love the way it looks all snobby and ish. But what i cannot stand is… On my nose at the top of the bridge, there is a hump. It makes me hate my profile. i want my bridge to be smooth.

kerry looks so pretty in the pics. I don’t get why almost everyone is picking halle.

@ Be: I know, right? Women… sheesh.

Kerry washington looks like a damn dominican.

Kerry head looks big as hell…She losing too much weight…she looking like a pitbull…These hollywood chicks be killing me looking like made-up skeletons with a ton of hair..

I haven’t seen a decent boob job either MsJaxon…they all look so fake…

MsJaxon BBC(Check me out!)

I vaguely considered implants… but I have never seen some that I REALLY like… They just seem to sit up on your chest like they are people watching…

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I made it very very clear to my Dr. that I didn’t want that… mine are perfect. Seriously, I have the best breasts in the world and I don’t regret a thing.

@ Z: You are making a mountain out of a molehill, I don’t think you should do it, your face should have some character not be all Barbie perfect. It’s your face, dammit!

Hey galz & gentz

But don’t listen to me, I have a huge nose.

Halle is prettier, but Kerry is a better package (looks, intelligence, consciousness, etc..). Halle seems very superficial and not all that bright. Her man is fine as hell though.

(Check me out!)

lol. I have no problem with my nose. I love the way it looks all snobby and ish. But what i cannot stand is… On my nose at the top of the bridge, there is a hump. It makes me hate my profile. i want my bridge to be smooth.

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That’s called character Z….jeesh! smh @ you.

I don’t want my nose touched. i just want the bridge shaved a lil bit. From the front, my nose is fine, but from the SIDE!?!?!? OOOO WEEEE

hey Mrs. Philly

@ Afiya

ioono but whatever happenened no more ok??

Kerry Washington is my girl… I think she is original and has a flavor that Gabriel Union doesn’t bring she is relatable and authentic… But Halle is stunning and she is sitting Kerry down.. But Kerry I still love you!

Fineeeeeeeeee. I guess….i’ll just have to do it without ya’ll approval.

LOL @ Oshie

I2I w/Z

Z…

Dont do it…even though you are anyhoos….

Hey Aunt Viv!

Hey Ms. Philly!

Halle’s fiancee’/baby daddy looks like a regular white man to me…nothing spectacular.

who knows. i may not do it. I am scared. I don’t want to wake up and look like lil kim. geez.

L & baby…

How are yous??

MsJaxon BBC(Check me out!)

I vaguely considered implants… but I have never seen some that I REALLY like… They just seem to sit up on your chest like they are people watching…

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I made it very very clear to my Dr. that I didn’t want that… mine are perfect. Seriously, I have the best breasts in the world and I don’t regret a thing.

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Do you have the cavern? The wide space between the two? I hate that it looks like BREAST________BREST reather than just BREASTS!

Stealing from Martin and tweaking “Titties so far apart need a road sign that says next boob a mile”

^^^^ @ Oshie

*hangs head*

ok @ MsJaxon

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Z, you can’t do it without our approval

@ Z… lmao!!! u sound exactly like i do when i describe my nose… love it from the front… but profile my bridge makes me look whack, so thats why i dont take profile pics, smh…

my sister calls my nose a beak

@ Fallin Poet

Me neither.

@ Jax: Do you have the cavern? The wide space between the two? I hate that it looks like BREAST________BREST reather than just BREASTS!

Stealing from Martin and tweaking “Titties so far apart need a road sign that says next boob a mile”

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LOL, no that’s what I’m saying, they look and feel very natural.

Hey everybody .. I am going to Taco Bell, does anybody want anything?? lol…

I think Halle looks better

Gd Morning errbody!

Sorry Halle sits Kerry down! No contest!

Hey Be!!!

@ nue

Mexican Pizza

@ Oshie

Okay good…well if I ever get the $$$, guts, and am done having kids I’ll go to your doctor…

Seriously I think DR’s put the cavern in so it’s easier for men to tittie F/k LMAO

What does your hubby say

Let me clear some things up.

Megan Fox is a dime and has never had any sort of surgery.

Kim K is a dime and has never had any sort of surgery.

Ok… proceed.

Morning Redd

Now, i already gave Afiya her warning…you too MISTER..I dont want to have sad faces by your name on the behavior chart again today…

Hey Be, Aunt Viv

HI VICTORIA

Gd Morning Lawdy!

Gd morning Z! (waving at Z)

Hey Jaxon!!! Hi victoria!!

HEY tony

good morning everyone!!

why oh why is it only tuesday?

Gd Morning Man, Jaxon, Afiya, Oshie, Aunt Viv, Be, Re, Nikki, Nu2This, CP , DC, Sweet Cheeks, IJM….

hey cp

MsJaxon BBC(Check me out!)

Morning Redd

Now, i already gave Afiya her warning…you too MISTER..I dont want to have sad faces by your name on the behavior chart again today…

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Who me?

everyone has had surgery..everything from breast implants to teeth veneers..its hollywood they have to appeal as perfect as possible..with things like HD and ish they gotta be on top of their game..unfortunately

Hey Redd!

Hey Ms. Jaxon

Hey Oshie – my favorite blight woman

Hey oh Lawdy

hey redd!!

Hi Redd! Hey cutie pie! Not loving that it’s only Tuesday either

hey be, oh lawdy, z, jaxon, nikki, re, man, aunt viv, nue, everyone else… i’ve been typing all damn day and roll call is just so hard for me today..it doesn’t mean I luv u any less

@ Redd: Morning!

@ Man: Lies!

@ Jaxon: He doesn’t say nothing, just sits there and ejaculates.

Hey OH LAWDY!!

@ Redd

Yes You! And if you say “Couldn’t be…then who?” Im gonna hurt you!

@CP

What day should it be, mdear?

hey be

Sorry but I’m gonna have to say Kerry. BTW Gina Torres looks cute as well – she reminds me of a more sophisticated Eryka Badu

NU…

Chillin ma…tired as hell though…

I don’t do roll call. My people on here, you know who you are…

@ Oshie

@ Jaxon: He doesn’t say nothing, just sits there and ejaculates

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DEAD!!!

morning jaxon

Good morning, everyone

I think Halle and Kerry both look lovely — as usual — but I think I prefer Halle’s ensemble. The pattern and color of the skirt have a certain pop that I like.

And, Cutie Pie, I agree with you about plastic surgery.

And, on the subject of hair extensions, does anyone hate Heidi’s hair on The Hills as much as I do?

@ aunt viv

and maybe I’m in the complaining mood today..but I can’t wait until Oct 15 for them to turn the heat on in my apt..I’m cold dammit!!

and why won’t my job turn off the a.c. UGH!!!! and why are people attracted to the front and back of the train cart when there is enough room to move down??!!?? ok i’m good for now lol *grabbing sage*

@ jaxon

@CP

What day should it be, mdear?

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a holiday lol

Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)

Let me clear some things up.

Megan Fox is a dime and has never had any sort of surgery.

Kim K is a dime and has never had any sort of surgery.

Ok… proceed.

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sorry to disappoint, but your wrong on both

go to awfulplasticsurgery(dot)com check out Megan in the boob department.

And Kim K was had lipo recently.

Gd Morning Sydney!

Im looking forward to Obama thrashing McCain tonight on the debate

hey oshie!!

Top of the morning to ya @ Tony Redd

MsJaxon BBC(Check me out!)

Hey OH LAWDY!!

@ Redd

Yes You! And if you say “Couldn’t be…then who?” Im gonna hurt you!

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lol…naw not me

@cutie pie – for your apartment get a little heater until they turn on the heat.

work – always keep a sweater and scarf handy you know W people always hot

Train – that is exactly why I don’t catch the train people are rude and they all eat onions for breakfast and breath on you…but in NYC you can’t really drive

hey afiya!!

@Redd Tony

I’m looking forward to it, too!

*crossing my fingers that there will be no mention today of the NWO, Illuminati, genetic bloodlines, signs of Lucifer on Obama’s logo, etc., etc.*

@Sydney – Hey!

I know you waiting for that debate!

i’d slap my dick on these chics table for they can see what they’d of had.

Hey Cutie and Be!

@Cutie pie – I am in a fowl mood too, there are some mofos at this job messing with my money…and I am about to go postal.

We will just see when they get these next 3 projects!!

the chic who messes with the white boi, her brain is fried “in my opinion” cadillac music

I can’t believe the hatred and venom being spewed in this thread. Why is it some people can’t accept that some women are just born perfect!!

Halle Berry

Aaliya (RIP)

Phyliscia Rashad

Iman

Vivica Fox

Ashanti

Kim K

etc.

SMH at all the haters…

@Sydney – I haven’t looked at the Hills since it has been on..I will look and let you know about that weave

@BE

Yes, girl, I am! And McCain better look Obama in the eyes this time!

@Man I Just Dont….

Thanks you!

@Be, Cutipie, Redd Tony….

Heeeyyy!

@ be

“work – always keep a sweater and scarf handy you know W people always hot”

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I know they still drinking ice coffee and wearing flip flops..i’m like hello!! ummmm burrrr???!!??

hey re!!

Hey Sydney!

@ cutie pie,

isn’t the rule that it’s october 15th or less than 59 degrees, whichever comes first? my heat kicked in last week

m.i.a. i fly paper planes

hey sydney!!

Sydney(Check me out!)

@Redd Tony

I’m looking forward to it, too!

*crossing my fingers that there will be no mention today of the NWO, Illuminati, genetic bloodlines, signs of Lucifer on Obama’s logo, etc., etc.*

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lol…Signs of Lucifer on Obama’s logo? I never said anything about that…

About everything else…naw unless somebody provokes me

But I will dissect everything Obama/McCain says tonight though, and give you guys my thoughts tommorow..Not that yall would ask anyway…just sayin

@BE

Yes, Heidi has obvious hair extensions this season — she looks like a blond Rapunzel to me.

I missed last season, but I started watching it again, and I’m hooked. Heidi really needs to dump Spencer, seriously.

Whad up CP, Lauren, Man and everyone else but Washington fans

Jesus=Perfection

Nobody else….

I’m not turning my heat on til November

plasticsergeant(dot)com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian–butt-implants#Ydu7eNEYr7ssnhmA22VinA

@ aunt viv

“@ cutie pie,

isn’t the rule that it’s october 15th or less than 59 degrees, whichever comes first? my heat kicked in last week”

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in my lease it says Oct 15 and they put a letter under my door letting me know that it will be on on the 15th of Oct…you mean to tell me there’s a rule that says if its below 59 it should be turned on??!!!?? If so I will be calling 311 the minute I get my apt…

Hey Aunt Viv, Cutie Pie, Man, I just don’t care (unless it’s about sex)!

@Redd Tony

I’m sure you will dissect everything tonight, lol. It should be good.

@ Man: Yeah, they were all born perfect, they just got their perfection “enhanced”.

Speaking of Plastic Surgery…anybody watch Nip/Tuck? Thats my show…..

@NIKKI UNDERWOOD(Check me out!)

Jesus=Perfection

Nobody else….

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OMG!! Are you trying to start “trouble?”

I can’t believe the hatred and venom being spewed in this thread. Why is it some people can’t accept that some women are just born perfect!!

Halle Berry

Aaliya (RIP)

Phyliscia Rashad

Iman

Vivica Fox

Ashanti

Kim K

etc.

SMH at all the haters…

***CORRECTION**

Born perfect with NO enhancements!!

I don’t know if someone has already brought this up, but are any of you going to watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta? I watched a preview, and it looks hilarious.

@ syd

“@BE

Yes, Heidi has obvious hair extensions this season — she looks like a blond Rapunzel to me.

I missed last season, but I started watching it again, and I’m hooked. Heidi really needs to dump Spencer, seriously.”

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oh but ofcourse that is not her hair you can tell by the color and the texture..I see she is aiming to look like malibu barbie..smh..she’s had a whole heap of plastic surgery I know she said she got breast implants but she mos def had more work done

No…well no…that’s just my truth…

Sydney or whatever your name is

Stop jocking my man! As long as i’m his wife, there won’t be another Monica Lewenski debacle on my watch. Oh! And you can consider your application for my husband’s personal intern DENIED! Find your own man!

Hey Cutie

*Lewinski*

um, I had my air conditioner on last night…too humid here.

@Sydney

that show is supposed to be a “drama” but I think most will view it as a comedy….

no one is perfect everyone has imperfections and everyone has flaws…they may appear perfect but so would you if you had the money to afford all the clothes they wear and to pay for the entourage of hair stylists, make up artist, and stylist..lets be for real…the most gorgeous person has flaws..oh and lets not even talk about the mag covers and photo’s they take..

@MICHELLE OBAMA

“Sydney or whatever your name is

Stop jocking my man! As long as i’m his wife, there won’t be another Monica Lewenski debacle on my watch. Oh! And you can consider your application for my husband’s personal intern DENIED! Find your own man!”

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GOD DAYUM!!!

GET HER MICHELLE!!

Hey Z!!

NO SURGERY:

Halle Berry – INCORRECT

Aaliya (RIP) – CORRECT

Phyliscia Rashad – INCORRECT

Iman – CORRECT

Vivica Fox – INCORRECT

Ashanti – WHO CARES

Kim K – SHE USED TO LOOK LIKE A FLAT ASSED BLOSSOM

Kerry Washington….Halle looks like a regular chick these days. We should be kinda over it.

Blossom, you know. Remember Joey? Whoa!

@cutie pie,

i just went onto the nyc rent guidelines board site and here’s the rule:

Heat and Hot Water for Buildings in New York City

By law, building owners must provide all tenants with the following levels of heat and hot water:

Heat (During the heating season, October 1 through May 31)

* Between 6 a.m. and 10 p.m., heat must register at least 68 degrees Fahrenheit when the outside temperature falls below 55 degrees;

* Between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m., heat must register at least 55 degrees Fahrenheit when the outside temperature falls below 40 degrees.

that’s prolly why your landlord hasn’t done it yet-i don’t think it has gotten down to 40 degrees in the evening. it sure feels like it though-shoo, my slumlord may actually be doing us a favor…

BBC – Afiya -(Check me out!)

Whad up CP, Lauren, Man and everyone else but Washington fans

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Sorry Afiya, my Skins had to fracture ya boy Westbrook ribs the other day…But he still cool wit me cuz he from DC too.

@Sydney – I am looking forward to that Real Housewives of Atlanta because it will be more real for me. I like the other ones Orange County and was the other one NY? But Atlanta has mostly minorities so it will be interesting!

“I can’t believe the hatred and venom being spewed in this thread. Why is it some people can’t accept that some women are just born perfect!!

Halle Berry

Aaliya (RIP)

Phyliscia Rashad

Iman

Vivica Fox

Ashanti

Kim K

etc.

SMH at all the haters…

***CORRECTION**

Born perfect with NO enhancements!!”

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LMAO about 3 people on your list have had enhancements..enhancements galour actually

Kerri is gorgeous but I’m sorry Halle beats EVERYONE

LOL @ Nikki’s correction

@Man, I just don’t care

I watched some of the Real Housewives of Orange County, and that show may try to be a drama, but it’s mindless — and very good — entertainment. The Atlanta show looks like it’s going to be even more dramatic, and there’s clear tension among those sistas.

I don’t know if someone has already brought this up, but are any of you going to watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta? I watched a preview, and it looks hilarious.

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@sydney

Did you watch the 1st episode? I did…

It was pretty good…

It comes back on tonight on Bravo.

@ aunt viv

“@cutie pie,

i just went onto the nyc rent guidelines board site and here’s the rule:

Heat and Hot Water for Buildings in New York City

By law, building owners must provide all tenants with the following levels of heat and hot water:

Heat (During the heating season, October 1 through May 31)

* Between 6 a.m. and 10 p.m., heat must register at least 68 degrees Fahrenheit when the outside temperature falls below 55 degrees;

* Between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m., heat must register at least 55 degrees Fahrenheit when the outside temperature falls below 40 degrees.

that’s prolly why your landlord hasn’t done it yet-i don’t think it has gotten down to 40 degrees in the evening. it sure feels like it though-shoo, my slumlord may actually be doing us a favor…”

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It sure does feel like its below 40..this is NY…It feels about 32 if you add in the wind chill..I took a sigh this morning and cold smoke escaped..its cold lol

@ Cutie Pie

“LMAO about 3 people on your list have had enhancements..enhancements galour actually”

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Pick these three out so I can pick out three you are jealous of!!

LOL.

How PETTY is this:

Co-worker has a plastic container of rod pretzels…so when he finally opened it I asked him for one…”sure you can have one”…well I took two…I got the side-eye…so yesterday when I got to work…he had a sign on the container that read:

“These pretzels are NOT for your consumption. Ask me if you want some! Me saying yes does not mean that you can have some at anytime. Ask me everytime you want a pretzel.”

WTF??? and I wasn’t even the one that was takin’ his damn pretzels

LOL @ Man

“Michelle” went after me in another thread, too. She knows I don’t play the Sloppy Seconds or Rug Burns in the Oval Office game. She has me confused, lol.

@BE

Yeah, I think the Atlanta show is all sistas and a white woman.

Sydney(Check me out!)

LOL @ Nikki’s correction

@Man, I just don’t care

I watched some of the Real Housewives of Orange County, and that show may try to be a drama, but it’s mindless — and very good — entertainment. The Atlanta show looks like it’s going to be even more dramatic, and there’s clear tension among those sistas.

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I was flipping through the channels and saw a segment of Atlanta housewifes, and I thought the show was a disgusting portrayal of extreme materialism…made no sense

They both are gorgeous, but I’m going with Halle.

speaking of philiscia rashad…did anyone else know that she was married to the cop from the Village People and when he fell off he started selling all her sh*t to buy drugs??

@ Man: I’m sorry, I know it makes you mad when people ruin your fantasy.

There’s nothing wrong with having plastic surgery anyway, it’s so commonplace these days. I’m not hating, just stating the facts. I’m the facts master.

I really miss yall

@ cutie pie

Hey dont knock the flip flops…I rock mine until October 31st..that’e my rule lol

I am interested in RHO “ATL”, I dont really enjoy NY..but OC is funny

Heidi is getting more ridiculous by the minute…I dont even know what she looks like anymore…SMH..what a little “fame” can do!

@ Redd: I was flipping through the channels and saw a segment of Atlanta housewifes, and I thought the show was a disgusting portrayal of extreme materialism…made no sense

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LOL sounds pretty accurate in reference to Atlanta.

HUMPH!!

taking back my greeting from Redd…I hate you!! *cries*

Hey Daywalker

@Mrs. Philly

No, I missed it! Did it come on last night? How was it?

brb

My PMS hurts.

@Daywalker…they are on his desk…the creep!

HEY M-DADDY!!

I was flipping through the channels and saw a segment of Atlanta housewifes, and I thought the show was a disgusting portrayal of extreme materialism…made no sense

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It IS about materialism, but you know that’s what reality shows are all about now…that’s their reality, like on this show the white housewife who is not really a house wife because her boyfriend Big Poppa hasn’t proposed to her yet, she goes to a cadillac dealer calls her boyfriend and ten min later she writes a check for 68K and drives off the lot with a brand new Escalade…SMH

They both look hot!

Sydney, you only missed the 1st episode they re-aired it on Saturday but the new one comes on tonight and a NFL’s ex wife her name is Shiree I can’t remember the last name but she throws a stripper party with girls and they all get drunk and she has a problem with one of the other house wives…but it seems like she’ll get into a lot of fights…

I’m resisting the urge to become addicted to another “reality” show…

@M-Daddy – Hey!

@Afiya – I would never eat another thing from that passive agressive nut case…man it is only a pretzel

HEY MDADDY! MISSED U TOO!

omg i am so freaking happy!!!! I love everyone. *skipping around the room, giving everyone a flower* Today is a wondeful day.

Going to lunch. Vaya con Dios.

what’s happening peeps??

hot sauce’s mild sauce I see you held it down last night dawg! You are a cool cat

Man, I know you just joshin’ us with that silly list…

Kim K

Lil Kim

HUH?????????????????????????????????

@EARTHSIGN.. REDD TONY

sorry i know i’m late.. but do you still watch Nip/Tuck, that used to be my SHYT!! then it got wack to me about a year ago.. i didn’t even know they still played that show…

LOL Z…Let me find out somebody just broke you off in the break room…*snatching my flower*

@Daywalker

*in my Australian voice*

I’m fine, mate

@Mrs. Philly

Thanks, I’ll have to catch up. Stripper party, huh?

Thanks for the flower Z! That is so thoughtful of you..

Halle wins this 1!

they both hot and i suggest you hoodhoes model your behaviors after Ms. Berry if you want to get out of you current squaller

****throws Z’s flower on floor and stomps repeatedly on it****

i isn’t no fruity type homeboy

Sydney(Check me out!)

@Daywalker

*in my Australian voice*

I’m fine, mate

@Mrs. Philly

Thanks, I’ll have to catch up. Stripper party, huh?

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Why are you in to strippers Sydney?…let me find out you get down like that

Halle hands down, I want to buy that dress!

@BBC-AFIYA

“How PETTY is this:

Co-worker has a plastic container of rod pretzels…so when he finally opened it I asked him for one…”sure you can have one”…well I took two…I got the side-eye…so yesterday when I got to work…he had a sign on the container that read:

“These pretzels are NOT for your consumption. Ask me if you want some! Me saying yes does not mean that you can have some at anytime. Ask me everytime you want a pretzel.”

WTF??? and I wasn’t even the one that was takin’ his damn pretzels”

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LOL.

@Redd Tony

I was just asking about tonight’s episode of the Atlanta Housewives. . .

Halle….

Throws another flower at Sweet and Sour

TAKE THE DAMN FLOWER!!!

Okay so who is the prettier bi-racial? Vanity of Vanity 6 during her hey dey or Halle?? I’d say Vanity by far!!

I was just asking about tonight’s episode of the Atlanta Housewives. . .

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@Syd…he was trying to dig deeper… lol

@Z

“thank you for the flower”

**kisses her on the cheek and pinches her ass.**

Is it just me but have you ever noticed he never looks at halle. She is always looking at him dreamy look at all past pictures. He just takingher for a ride because he knows how desprate she is.

@Daywalker

This company is a spoiler…buys all kinds of stuff…same as yours…and every Friday it’s bagles and donuts…

this person is just a pisser…

They’re thinking of super-gluing the top…he would be pissed then…I’m staying out of it…they won’t be blamin’ it on the black girl…seeing that I’m the only black (or as my young boy here says…flavor) here.

@AzzedineAliaFan

I saw The Last Dragon for the umpteenth time over the weekend, and I’ll have to say Vanity would give Halle a run for her money. And I fell in lust against with Taimak, lol. He.was.so.fine.

@Lauren

Girl, I know he was trying to dig, and I’m not taking the bait, lol.

Oops *again with*

That sounds like some workplace drama, Afiya. . .

WOW…Z passing put flowers…how cute…

*gives Z the side-eye*

What you up to gal?

*smells flower…sneezes*

Syd…

hee hee…

Did you catch the story about the guy who lost his job because of the economic depression and killed himself along with 5 family members?? SMH…

LOL

@Sydney, that’s what made me think of her Vanity saw the last dragon as well she’s breathtaking!!!!! I was in such awe, but i was digging Taimak too, he was a cutie, he’s also bi-racial i believe.

@ MAn

……….

good morning from oakland, california to everybody

Cheesing @ Afiya

NOTHING!

Mrs. Philly(Check me out!)

Syd…

hee hee…

Did you catch the story about the guy who lost his job because of the economic depression and killed himself along with 5 family members?? SMH…

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And where was this?

did megan good get chiclet teeth (veneers) they look awfully suspect.

Gd Morning Family

Redd…

I believe it was in Cali…let me find the story…BRB

HIYA FAMILY FIRST!

**feeding flower to horse**

@ Z

LIAR LIAR…pants on fire…

I don’t believe it’s NOTHING.

Now like your mama would say:

“Now say NOTHING again”!!!

@Lauren

No, I didn’t hear about that! That’s awful! I thought the story about the 90-year-old woman who shot herself after she received an eviction notice was depressing. These are really, really hard times. . .

I’ll look for that story on CNN.

@AzzedineAliaFan

Yes, Taimak was a cutie and watching him made me want to take karate lessons. He definitely had the “glow.”

I also nearly jumped out of my seat when they showed the DeBarge video — I used to have a huge crush on El DeBarge back in the day, too.

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) — A man distraught because he could not find work shot and killed his mother-in-law, his wife and three sons and then killed himself inside a home in an upscale San Fernando Valley neighborhood, police said.

Police outside a home where an unemployed father is believed to have killed his sons, wife and mother-in-law.

Authorities said the man had an MBA in finance but appeared to have been unemployed for several months and had worked for major accounting firms, such as Price Waterhouse.

The two-story rented home is in a gated community in Porter Ranch, about 20 miles northwest of Los Angeles.

The shootings were discovered after 8:20 a.m. Monday, after a neighbor called police to report that the wife had failed to pick her up to take her to her job at a pharmacy, Deputy Chief of Police Michel Moore said.

Ed Winter, assistant chief from the Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office, identified the suspect as Karthik Rajaram, 45.

Winter said the victims included Rajaram’s mother-in-law, Indra Ramasesham, 69, and his 19-year-old son Krishna Rajaram, a Fulbright Scholar and honor student at UCLA. Watch police remove body from home »

Also dead were Rajaram’s wife, 39, Subasari Rajaram, and their two other sons, 12 and 7. Some of the victims had been shot more than once, and their identities were not immediately confirmed, he said.

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“Due to the nature of their injuries, it’s been a little difficult,” Winter said, adding that there were no signs of a struggle.

Police first found the mother-in-law shot in her bed in a downstairs bedroom, Moore said.

Upstairs, the couple’s eldest son was shot in the master bedroom; the wife in another bedroom with a gunshot wound to the head; the two younger sons in the bedroom they shared, both shot in the head. The 12-year-old was on the floor and the 7-year-old in bed, Moore said. Watch more on what police had to say about tragedy »

The suspect was also in that bedroom, a gun still in his hand.

The killings are thought to have occurred after 6 p.m. Saturday, when the man was last reported seen, Moore said.

Inside the house, police also found three letters, one to law enforcement acknowledging responsibility for the killings, a second to friends and relatives and a third that appears to be the suspect’s will, Moore said.

“He attests to some financial difficulties, and he takes responsibility for the taking of the lives of his family members and himself as a result of those financial difficulties,” Moore said.

Neighbors, family and friends told police that the suspect, who had not worked for several months, had said in recent days he was having had extreme financial difficulties, Moore said.

One of the letters, intended for friends and marked “personal and confidential,” detailed his financial transactions that resulted in “an unfortunate, downward spiral,” Moore said.

“His narrative is one of talking about this tragedy befalling him and his contemplation of an available exit or solution,” Moore said. “One is taking his own life and the other is taking the lives of his family and himself. … He talked himself into the second strategy, believing that was, in effect, the honorable thing to do.”

Moore said the several-page narrative appeared to have been written over a period of time. “This was something that was not a spur-of-the-moment type of event,” he said.

Moore said it was clear to police that the family members were close and “had an affection for each other.” He said the parents had given up their master bedroom to their eldest — who was spending the weekend home from college — “out of respect.”

“This is a perfect American family behind me that has absolutely been destroyed, apparently because of a man who just got stuck in a rabbit hole, if you will, of absolute despair, somehow working his way into believing this to be an acceptable exit.”

No neighbors reported having heard gunshots, and there was no sign of forced entry at the house, Moore said.

Rajaram was involved in a financial holding company as part owner “at least,” Moore said.

There is no evidence he had had any history of mental difficulties, nor was there an indication he had sought counseling, Moore said.

IT’S HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP LAUREN…

@Z

you must have got some dick late last night or early this morning before work???

@Z

…..

@Z

you must have got some dick late last night or early this morning before work??

WOW…that’s really SAD!

@ Afiya

I just got some good news. Thats all. lightened my mood up.

Just food for thought…

In light of spiralling economy, and the fast depreciation of stocks, bonds, mutual funds, and real estate, I recommend that everybody buy (if they) can silver, gold, Palladium, or Platinum in the form of coins or bars..just to further diversify your portfolios…when the value of the dollar depreciates the value of precious metals sky rockets, not to mention the shortage of mining for precious metals across the globe. Below are the prices…

Monday October 6, 2008

Gold closed up $33.80 at $862.70

Silver closed down 22¢ at $11.23

Platinum closed up $16.00 at $996.00

Palladium closed up $4.00 at $209.00

Hey Y’all!!! *in my country ass voice*

See, I knew it was more than NOTHING!!

@Lauren

OK, I need a drink after reading that story. . .

Sweet and Sour(Check me out!)

@Z

you must have got some dick late last night or early this morning before work??

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no comment

I’m HAPPY for you Z…I love it when a plan comes together

daywalker i think horsieq prefers bareback but you will have to take that up with her dawg. be sure to bring a new can of “Off” b/c she attracts flies and mosquitoes

sup witchu Redd

hey hey Mrs Philly

Congrats Z on whatever the good news was

Sweet and Sour…BE NICE!

@Lauren,

That story is so sad. Wow. Some rough times for sure!

Hey Family First.

@ Afiya and Fam First

Nothing big. I forgot my cuz on my pops side own a car dealership and he said I could come thru and pick what I want. I don’t have to hurt my pockets. I am feeling real good.

Daywalker(You ain’t ready to roll with this!!!)

(Check me out!)

@Z

(Check me out!)

omg i am so freaking happy!!!! I love everyone. *skipping around the room, giving everyone a flower* Today is a wondeful day.

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Even Hot Sauce?……..You been in my stash?

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I love Hot Sauce

sup Aunt Viv what happened to your gravie?

@ Mrs. Philly (Lauren)

Hey lil sis how is the baby? You are about due arent you?

MDADDY…

She’s fine…I have 7 weeks to go!

@BE & Sydney

Hey yall, my work load is off the chain

Kerry. Both are gorgeous, but I like her outfit more.

@Mrs. Philly(Check me out!)

MDADDY…

She’s fine…I have 7 weeks to go!

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You make sure you send me a picture of my new niece when she comes

WHAT’S UP CYBER-FOLK!?!?!?!?!?!

HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH ALL!!!

HOLLA!!!!!!!

m-daddy clutch your fist and while putting it in the air holla out power to the people in your deepest voice dawg. the boss will leave you alone then. at least it worked for me before

AS FOR “WHO LOOKED MORE BANGIN’???”

I GOING TO HAVE TO GO WITH HALLE BERRY!!! SHE IS A LEGENDARY BLACK WOMAN!!!

KERRY WASHINGTON IS GREAT TOO!!! BUT HALLE GETS THE NOD!

You make sure you send me a picture of my new niece when she comes

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U know I will!

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@DA TRUFF…HEY BOY BOY!

daywalker

she likes maple syrup on her oates and a granny smith apple after running a few laps. go easy on the water though b/c she has a bladder infection

HALLE KILLED IT!! But KW is a fine sister too.

sweet n Sour hey ther duse how are u? @ Daywalker whats right with u my fellow pal, hope u are having a good day got 2 go go holla at u later.

May I just interject that it is spelled “OATS”, not “OATES”?

Hey Mrs. Philly, I was thinking of you today when I was praying for my period.

sweet n sour save me one of theose granny smith apples i could use one about now.

@Family,

I don’t know what happened to my gravie. I’ll try again later

Hey Truff!

@ aunt viv

I see ur gravie

@ Mrs. Philly

@DA TRUFF…HEY BOY BOY!

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HEY GIRLY GIRL!!! HOW’S BABIES-R-US!?!?!

is there any topic of discussion?

@Azzedine

*whispers*

I’m a girl. . .You mean, you go, girl, right?

LOL @ M-Daddy!

Brotha, don’t tell me you’ve gone to quoting Roots! They are working you too hard. Some days I’ve felt like Kizzie. . .You’re Kunta, not Toby! Run for your freedom, brotha, run!

Hey, Da Truff!!

@ VIV

HEY!!! I DON’T C-YA GRAVIE EITHER……..

@Sydney LOL i’m sorry boo, u know i didn’t mean it, silly me, correction: You go girl.

I just got tired of the schizophrenic poster saying OATES all the time. If you’re going to be a repetetive sociopath I thought you might appreciate your repetitions being spelled correctly, that’s all.

@Z

……

Thanks cutie pie and truff. If it works, fine, if not, maybe some anonymity on here isn’t so bad…

@ SYDNEY

WHAT IT DO!?!?!

Z: the topic is how much I love you.

@AzzedineAliaFan

No problem, lol. Confession: Watching The Last Dragon made me remember the days when I used to watch kung fu movies on the weekend — remember the ones with the really loud sound effects?

@Da Truff

How are you doing this beautiful day?

@ Viv

Thanks cutie pie and truff. If it works, fine, if not, maybe some anonymity on here isn’t so bad…

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YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!! LOL!!!

@ DC

“@ Cutie Pie

Do you have any remedies for breakouts? I don’t know what is going on with my face right now. Any suggestions would be much appreciated!”

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you can use fresh aloe vera every night before you go to bed for about a week that helps with inflamation….sometimes when you break out on your face it means that you are not taking in the proper things in your body..drink atleast 6 glasses of water and 3 glasses of fruit juice a day…also you can do what I do I drink hot water, honey, and cinnamon 3x a day this helps the skin stay clear and soft…

Hey Mrs. Philly, I was thinking of you today when I was praying for my period

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LOL…I hope it worked out in yoru favor hunny.

HEY GIRLY GIRL!!! HOW’S BABIES-R-US!?!?!

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Remind me to cyber punch u when I get back from lunch.

oshie go get your black/white/mexican ass back on the pole and pop that thing hoodhoe. i doesnt need no grammar lesson from a cartoon character so dont address me when i was not talking to you. i almost called you a hoodhoe again but i am trying to play nice

i see we also have a ghetto nutrition expert on here passing out bootleg recipes for skin care. based on previous pictures i suggest you all ignore her remedies

@ Sydney

@Da Truff

How are you doing this beautiful day?

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HEY…, IT’S A GREAT MORNING & IT’LL BE A GREAT DAY!!!!

SO I GUESS I’M DOIN’ GREAT!!!!!!!

HOW ABOUT YOU???

I want to talk about why are so many black men on the downlow?

Hi DCsFinest!

Ok, off to lunch, brb

Now I’m a blaxicracker cartoon character. I’m such an enigma!

Hey, Crazy!

Did you watch Olbermann last night? That was great. I love his Special Comments.

@ Mrs. Philly(Check me out!)

HEY GIRLY GIRL!!! HOW’S BABIES-R-US!?!?!

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Remind me to cyber punch u when I get back from lunch.

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WILL DO!!! LOL! ENJOY THAT LUNCH……….

@ T-Pain: What, exactly, in my statement infers that I was crying? Please elaborate.

Kerry thought she had it on lock until Halle showed up. Nahla’s mom is hoootttt! I’m totally inspired to be an older mom!

I dyed my hair blk…i’m about 2 change my gravie..brb

@Z

No… don’t….

I have a friend who name shall remain anonymous. My friend likes to go on the chatline when she is bored to talk to men. She records herself as being a tranny looking for some good dick, to see who will respond and the ones that do respond she blocks them, so she can weed out the downlow dudes. Then she rerecords her message she would have in real life, thus going on to talk to the truly str8 guys as herself. Well why did happen to black the entire chatroom? After going thru and blocking all the guys who responded to her Tranny ad, there was no one left. *sigh* I will be single forever.

GOOD AFTERNOON TO ALL! TOO MANY TO LIST BUT IF YOU ARE SANE I AM SPEAKING TO YOU. LOL

THESE PEOPLE ARE PLUCKING MY LAST NERVE IN HERE TODAY(I HATE THIS PLACE)!

THEY HAVE A SPECIAL TODAY AT MY FAVORITE CAFE ON FRIED PORKCHOPS,MAC N CHEESE, GREENS, SLICE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE, AND A SWEET ICED TEA FOR $6.99. COUNTING MINUTES UNTIL I TAKE LUNCH! LOL

Thanks Cutie Pie! I already drink enough water it’s the juice I can’t do. I’ve never been a big juice drinker. But I’m going to try everything you said. Thanks again.

Hey Aunt Viv!

@Mrs. Philly

“I dyed my hair blk…i’m about 2 change my gravie..brb”

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SHOW YOUR TITS!! SHOW YOUR TITS!! SHOW YOUR TITS!!

@ T-Pain: What, exactly, in my statement infers that I was crying? Please elaborate.

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Now, who’s chasin’ who? I wonder………….

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Please explain how I am “chasing” you when I asked you to explain your statement which clearly made no sense. You are avoiding my question.

I’m back…

What’s going on?

lmao@ Man…u crazy!

@Z

Wow, just wow. . .Your friend came across NO straight brothas?

Halle!!!

@ Z

“I have a friend who name shall remain anonymous. My friend likes to go on the chatline when she is bored to talk to men. She records herself as being a tranny looking for some good dick, to see who will respond and the ones that do respond she blocks them, so she can weed out the downlow dudes. Then she rerecords her message she would have in real life, thus going on to talk to the truly str8 guys as herself. Well why did happen to black the entire chatroom? After going thru and blocking all the guys who responded to her Tranny ad, there was no one left. *sigh* I will be single forever.”

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I got one first hand experience…Picture it..prom night 2003 Bronx, NY..I was invited by 2 friends to hit up this place called the “Warehouse” I though ok at the time I couldn’t get into any club so any would do..we get there the place is packed with men..gang affiliated and everything you had brothers in there flagging..well..like the person I was I asked why are there so many men..my friends said I don’t know maybe the women haven’t arrived..right in thought I turn around right behind me doo rag and all two men involved in some serious tongue action..I look again men dubbing on me grabbing in places men are not suppose to grab other men….

men*

@ Z

i dont know what a chatline is but it sounds like a breeding ground for some faggotry. maybe look elsewhere?

@ sxyQ

is that really you? either way, that special sounds like quite the deal and now im hungry

NOT ONE! @ Sydney

She said she pretended she was the tranny and was talking to this one dude, and he put her on hold and she could hear him answer the other phone. He answered like “hey baby, how you. hold on one sec.” Came back to the phone she was on whispering like “my girlfriend is on the line i will call you back”. Trust, I need a drink after she told me this shyt.

“@ sxyQ

is that really you? either way, that special sounds like quite the deal and now im hungry”

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lmao..i don’t think thats her

I want to talk abot how wonderful Black Women are and how much us Black Men love them!!!

ANY CO-SIGNER’S!?!?!?!?!

ANY AT ALL???

@Man, I know you were…

@Z

“NOT ONE! @ Sydney

She said she pretended she was the tranny and was talking to this one dude, and he put her on hold and she could hear him answer the other phone. He answered like “hey baby, how you. hold on one sec.” Came back to the phone she was on whispering like “my girlfriend is on the line i will call you back”. Trust, I need a drink after she told me this shyt.”

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was it Tranny’s.com?

@ Man

its not a website, its a chatline. they have it in nyc. ioono about other places. Its over the phone. You dial into the chatline and record your message and ppl can press whatever to listen to your message and if they like what u have to say, they leave a message in your box and all this shyt. its a phone thing. but you dial into the number that has what you are looking for. So say women for men, and vice versa…you dial that number. men for mem or girls for girls….they got their own shyt.

Ok, T-Pain, I’ll ignore you.

Picture it: Washington, D.C. circa 2002-2003. My friend and I went to a party thrown by one of my gay male friends — one of his gay friends looked like Boris Kodjoe, no lie — and as the night wore on, and we were the only two women left, we decided to go on an adventure. We all piled into cars, and they took us to a gay club in some industrial part of town that I couldn’t find now to save my life. We walk in and it looks like the slave ship in Amistad — wall-to-wall brothers, good-looking brothers, the kind that would make your neck snap on the street. I had never seen that many black men in a nightspot before or since. . .

I’m still traumatized. . .

@Da Truff

“I want to talk abot how wonderful Black Women are and how much us Black Men love them!!!

ANY CO-SIGNER’S!?!?!?!?!

ANY AT ALL???”

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HELL NO I DON’T COSIGN

come on now. You know they are going to say we love tranny’s and white women….

**ducking**

@ Z: Is that like LiveLinks or something? LMAO

@z

“its not a website, its a chatline. they have it in nyc. ioono about other places. Its over the phone. You dial into the chatline and record your message and ppl can press whatever to listen to your message and if they like what u have to say, they leave a message in your box and all this shyt. its a phone thing. but you dial into the number that has what you are looking for. So say women for men, and vice versa…you dial that number. men for mem or girls for girls….they got their own shyt.”

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Was it 1-800-TRANNY?

cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985*We are officially in the sun sign of Libra!!!! Time to rejoice

(Check me out!)

@ Z

“I have a friend who name shall remain anonymous. My friend likes to go on the chatline when she is bored to talk to men. She records herself as being a tranny looking for some good dick, to see who will respond and the ones that do respond she blocks them, so she can weed out the downlow dudes. Then she rerecords her message she would have in real life, thus going on to talk to the truly str8 guys as herself. Well why did happen to black the entire chatroom? After going thru and blocking all the guys who responded to her Tranny ad, there was no one left. *sigh* I will be single forever.”

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I got one first hand experience…Picture it..prom night 2003 Bronx, NY..I was invited by 2 friends to hit up this place called the “Warehouse” I though ok at the time I couldn’t get into any club so any would do..we get there the place is packed with men..gang affiliated and everything you had brothers in there flagging..well..like the person I was I asked why are there so many men..my friends said I don’t know maybe the women haven’t arrived..right in thought I turn around right behind me doo rag and all two men involved in some serious tongue action..I look again men dubbing on me grabbing in places men are not suppose to grab other men….

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The warehouse huh?! Me and my friend last night after she told me this horro story has come up with an ingenious plan to dress up as drag and go to a gay men club. Seriously. I am supposed to find a few today. We are going to be so extra. Imma wear fake eyelashes and everything. I want to know who is who. DON’T LET ME RECOGNIZE ANYONE IN THERE!

Man….accept it. this shyt is real.

Does everything have to be a gotdam conspiracy around here?

WHATS’ UP FAMILY, HOW’S MY PEOPLE DOING?

IS IT PEACEFUL TODAY?

@Z

“Man….accept it. this shyt is real.”

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Oh, I know it’s real. Just not as big as it is being made to be….

ioono though.

@ oshie

ioono what the hell she be callin. I never got with the chatline bit.

Man, I just don’t care

(Check me out!)

@Z

“Man….accept it. this shyt is real.”

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Oh, I know it’s real. Just not as big as it is being made to be….

ioono though.

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how the hell would you know? Thats the point of it being called DOWN LOW!

@ Z

“The warehouse huh?! Me and my friend last night after she told me this horro story has come up with an ingenious plan to dress up as drag and go to a gay men club. Seriously. I am supposed to find a few today. We are going to be so extra. Imma wear fake eyelashes and everything. I want to know who is who. DON’T LET ME RECOGNIZE ANYONE IN THERE!”

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LMAO tell me about when u do..I was shocked as hell these are guys who by day time are chilling on the corner jeans all the way down to their knee caps..SMH

Hey dapro!

@ Sweet and Sour(Check me out!)

m-daddy clutch your fist and while putting it in the air holla out power to the people in your deepest voice dawg. the boss will leave you alone then. at least it worked for me before

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LOL I will try that. Thanks Playa

I WILL BE BACK LATER THIS AFTERNOON. MASSA KEEPS COMING OVER TO MY DESK SO THIS IS TOO RISKY SINCE I HAVE BEEN WARNED!

so is that not the real dapro either??

HEy Brook!!

@CUTIE PIE

“why it got to be just black women?”

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It doesn’t “have” to just be black women. But, you have to be realistic… If you look at any magazine targeted at black females (Ebony, Essence, etc) there is an article about this. Sometimes more than once. This isn’t coincidence, it is all related to sales. If the story don’t sell, it don’t print.

Other races would buy the book too. I would target black women though from a business stand point.

@Z

A friend of mine gave me this piece of advice years ago. There are some men who do not describe themselves as gay or bi (I think they are labeled as “men who have sex with men”), so she recommended asking a man I had doubts about this simple question:

Have you ever sucked a d**k?

It cuts through the bull and gets straight to the point.

hey dapro!!

daywalker, man u dont be playing , a crabsnatch i never heard of that i am going 2 have 2 use that one.

What the convo looking like y’all?

it’s the real me Fam but I’m back out

Peace people, keep it classy San Diego

Hey Brook Lynn! I was off Friday and Monday so I was hanging with the hubby!

@ Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)

@Da Truff

“I want to talk abot how wonderful Black Women are and how much us Black Men love them!!!

ANY CO-SIGNER’S!?!?!?!?!

ANY AT ALL???”

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HELL NO I DON’T COSIGN

come on now. You know they are going to say we love tranny’s and white women….

**ducking**

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DAMN BRO.!!! OH WELL………

I GUESS I STAND ALONE IN MY LOVE FOR BLACK WOMEN.

Brook Lynn wassup!? =(

@Sydney

“A friend of mine gave me this piece of advice years ago. There are some men who do not describe themselves as gay or bi (I think they are labeled as “men who have sex with men”), so she recommended asking a man I had doubts about this simple question:

Have you ever sucked a d**k?

It cuts through the bull and gets straight to the point.”

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Wow…. and what responses has she gotten?

@DA TRUFF

“DAMN BRO.!!! OH WELL………

I GUESS I STAND ALONE IN MY LOVE FOR BLACK WOMEN”

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Yup. You and Bill Mawher….

**LOL**

BrookLynn…. How you doing today? Talking about DL brothers

meebo doesn’t work for me

um brooklyn i am so offended being that i live in tampa also…so y sweet cheeks gotta be the prettiest on ehere!!!

Hey BK! *does the brooklyn shuffle*

@NIKKI UNDERWOOD

HEY NIKKI!!!!! WIT CHO FINE AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!

@ Ms Jaxson: Did u say DL brothers. Y’all know I can relate, I believe I am engaged to 1. Just kidding

@ OH Lawdy: Sorry boo, You also the prettiest Tampa Girl too. I have much love to give, lol

@ Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)

@DA TRUFF

“DAMN BRO.!!! OH WELL………

I GUESS I STAND ALONE IN MY LOVE FOR BLACK WOMEN”

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Yup. You and Bill Mawher….

**LOL**

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WOW!!!

IT’S A SAD DAY WHEN BLACK MEN WON’T JOIN ME AND STAND UP FOR BLACK WOMEN………

@ Lawdy

um brooklyn i am so offended being that i live in tampa also…so y sweet cheeks gotta be the prettiest on ehere!!!

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Hahhh? *doin my best Ying Yang Twins*

i was messing with this dude and he started acting kind of suspect so first chance i gotwe were doing foreplay and i rubbed my finger by his”anal point of interest” and he started moaning…i made his punk ass get up and that was it …that was shady to me

@ DC Finest: aww, u were missed, by me of course. P.S Love the doggie

@ Fam First and Da Truth: Hey fine fellas how are ya!!

LOL @Oshie doing the BK Shuffel. Uhh u gotta teach me that one, I’m from the burbs in BK, LOL

yes moaning fugg that to me a real man dont want nothing by his anus

I’m not putting any fingers in my husbands asshole. I know whatever’s in there smells bad enough to make me stay 200 feet away from the bathroom every morning.

@ Brook Lynn

@ Fam First and Da Truth: Hey fine fellas how are ya!!

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I’M OK MISS!!!

SO, HOW ARE YOU TODAY WONDERFUL BLACK WOMAN???

lmao@ Oshie and Daywalker.

@ nikki

“CP…

It is WyzePro’s 1-2…Ill see what that jerk is up to…he told me to post it…

Hey M Daddy…..”

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Ok…I can access it from my phone but not from my comp @ work

damn you OH Lawdy, you almsot made me spit my rice out.

@Z

Yes, there’s always the chance they will lie to you. I don’t know. . .One day, recently, I was going home from work on the Metro, and I saw a group of 5-6 openly gay young brothas, and it took me off guard. I know I should be used to seeing that by now, but it’s still takes me aback.

I also heard that brothas who wear their pants sagging are suspect, but I’m not sure about that — I just think it looks horrible.

@ Sydney

i see lots of gay men. Its no problem to me. i don’t mind gay ppl. WHAT I MIND ARE ONES WHO DATE WOMEN BUT SECRETLY LIKE TO BE BOINKED IN THE ARSE!

how are u able to look ur girl in the eye after she puts her finger in your ass…i’m gonna leave this alone today…high blood pressure runs in my family lol

KERRY WASINGTON-HANDS DOWN!!! Halle has a nicer body though. BUT OVERALL, Halle is over-rated.

And why are some so-called straight men so effeminate these days? Things that make you go hmmm. . .

I went out on a date with a guy who turned out to be DL bisexual. I found out in a round about way, but not soon enough to save me from going on that date. By the time I found out, hell i was not even surprised judging by his behavior.

@ syd

“And why are some so-called straight men so effeminate these days? Things that make you go hmmm. . ”

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we were talking about metrosexuals the other day lol mani’s and pedi’s and everything

Mmmmmm…. band of lesbos….

@cutie pie

Oh, you did? Yeah, metrosexuals are “special.” But it goes deeper than that to me. There are men who are actively competing with us, it seems, and they display some “feminine” traits like moodiness, snarkiness, etc. I don’t know. . .

@ Z wrote: I went out on a date with a guy who turned out to be DL bisexual. I found out in a round about way, but not soon enough to save me from going on that date. By the time I found out, hell i was not even surprised judging by his behavior.

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Was his name Zenin? thats my ex, I still love his BI ass..LOL

@ Da truff

Im doing GREAT! now that we talking bout my favorite topics: Metrosexuals and DL Brothers…LOL Kidding

Take a second look at the dude who is a womanizer. The ones who are cutthroat aggressive with baggin chicks and shyt. The one who says he will never get married and just sleeps around with lots of women,but never get any emotional attachment….they like men as well! SERIOUSLY.

To all the DL lurkers out there readin this. I am on to ya’ll. eyes wide open. Word up. >8(

ok brooke i will try that 2 nite and when my 6 foot 10 275 lb man is done with me i will let you know what happened tomorro it will take me a while to let you know because i will be typing with my ear

The one who says he will never get married and just sleeps around with lots of women,but never get any emotional attachment….they like men as well! SERIOUSLY.”

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hmmmmmm….that sounds like someone on here….

@Sydney

thanks boo and sorry for the slip up, i know girls & boys can be named Sydney. And yes i remember those movies from the 70′s – 80′s those noises were on point though (LOL) . . . Are u in D.C.? u spoke of a club (cira 02-03) just wondering

eye to eye*

I don’t know ya’ll… anal beads? Mighty Morphin Power Dykes?

This is getting to serious for even me…

Nik U , u and sweet cheeks ought 2 be up for who’s the must banging” cause girl u and her are some fine as* ladies my peeps cant get enough of u and cheeks.

cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985*We are officially in the sun sign of Libra!!!! Time to rejoice

(Check me out!)

The one who says he will never get married and just sleeps around with lots of women,but never get any emotional attachment….they like men as well! SERIOUSLY.”

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hmmmmmm….that sounds like someone on here….

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Oh don’t get me started. I will name all the gay dudes on this damn site……

@ OH LAWDY

LMBAO! I’m all for getting down and whatnot…anal beads? No I think I’d have to pass on that guy…

@AzzedineAliaFan

I’m in the D.C. area.

@ Z

“cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985*We are officially in the sun sign of Libra!!!! Time to rejoice

(Check me out!)

The one who says he will never get married and just sleeps around with lots of women,but never get any emotional attachment….they like men as well! SERIOUSLY.”

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hmmmmmm….that sounds like someone on here….

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Oh don’t get me started. I will name all the gay dudes on this damn site……”

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**grabbing bucket of popcorn** OOOOOO PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE???!!!???

“lie to me lie to me lie to me lie to me lie to me lie…” -Neyo

That’s all I ahve to say about that

@Z

Name them.

*chops on popcorn*

I never been to a strip club. i wannnnnaaaa goooooo. *pouting*

@ CP

If you get the popcorn I got the candy and wine… Go save us some front row seats

*chomps*

@Man

No, that makes you loveable and romantic.

@ Man

No..who would think spooning is suspect?

@Sydney and Cutie Pie

(Check me out!)

@Z

Name them.

*chops on popcorn*

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I am not going to start no shyt today. i promised myself I will make it thru this day without getting into an arguement with anyone. Sorry. Another day. Promise!

@ Z

You REALLY dont…

@ jaxon

“@ CP

If you get the popcorn I got the candy and wine… Go save us some front row seats”

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got em! bring two bottles..we might need them…

@Brook

I still say use a condom.

@ Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl

@ Da truff

Im doing GREAT! now that we talking bout my favorite topics: Metrosexuals and DL Brothers…LOL Kidding

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GLAD YOU’RE DOING GREAT!

IT WOULD BE INTERESTING IF THERE WERE EVER THIS MANY POSITIVE COMMENTS ABOUT BLACK MEN…..

NOT KIDDING

*jumps through double pane windows in a three peice suit Bond style*

What’s the topic family? Hit me with the info lovely ones

@MsJaxon BBC(Check me out!)

“No..who would think spooning is suspect?”

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Ioono… but you can’t tell nowadays. Shyt everything is “suspect” to some and spooning and holding hands are viewed as “feminine.” At least from where I from…

Cosign NU on the female ones

@ Z: come on down to Monroe, I’ll take you to the finest BYOB HUD shed, uh, I mean, strip club you’ve ever seen!

@Z

That’s probably smart, lol. I will say that there are several individuals of the male persuasion on this site who love going after women, and not in a good way, and that’s all I’ll say about that.

@Daywalker

I’m so tired of hearing that “nice guys finish last” argument. If that happens, you’ve chosen the wrong woman. A mature woman wants to be treated with dignity and respect.

“I am not going to start no shyt today. i promised myself I will make it thru this day without getting into an arguement with anyone. Sorry. Another day. Promise!”

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shoo..no fair..i guess i’ll have to wait

@ DaPro11

Have you ever sucked a d/k?

DA TRUFF ??? YOU CAN’T HANDLE DA TRUFF!!!!!!!(Check me out!)

@ Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl

@ Da truff

Im doing GREAT! now that we talking bout my favorite topics: Metrosexuals and DL Brothers…LOL Kidding

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GLAD YOU’RE DOING GREAT!

IT WOULD BE INTERESTING IF THERE WERE EVER THIS MANY POSITIVE COMMENTS ABOUT BLACK MEN…..

NOT KIDDING

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Yep it is sad. You hear more about them being on the DL than anything else at the same time you have women complaining when a man has facial hair and loose fitting pants…it’s like they want they man to be a girl and even slightly resemble a girl but they don’t want him to be gay. Make up your mind.

@ Pro

DOnt get mad..it’s what we talking about Sydney said you should ask dudes flat out

@ Cutie Pie

Well now I got these for bottles of wine (when u said 2 I thought you meant 2 each)..what shall we do? Bottoms up!

I had a DL brotha. I could of killed him.

He tried pursuing me for weeks with candy, flowers and little surprises. When I finally gave in and decided to give him some he could not maintain an erection. This happened twice. After that I no longer returned his calls because I knew something was strange about him and I asked him was he gay and he said hell no. Years later I fould out he was a DL brotha. He was a thugged out homosexual. If I ever see him again I will blow his cover.

He just wanted to use me in order to maintain his playa status amomgst his co workers at the barber shop. Nasty Motha Fuka

ROFLMFAO @ JAXON

You asking the wrong one though. Ask the other Da..

@Man

Where are you from where spooning and holding hands would be considered “feminine?” For some reason, I find that really depressing. . .

@ The seen26

Always…YESSSS!!!

The only thing pyhsically that might detect his gayness was the fact that he had a big butt which was cocked up high in the air. He covered that up with big shirts and baggy pants.

I guess that was from all the back Shots from his mans and them.

Can men become gay because of jail?? I know people say that men are born gay but can jail influence gayocity???

@ NU

Exactly when are we supposed to try Meebo out? I went I’m the only lonely fool there…

@Daywalker

As someone who had to retrain herself out of being a doormat, no, a man shouldn’t be a doormat, but he can still conduct himself with class, and a classy woman will respect and appreciate him.

@Ms. Jaxon

You’re going to get me in trouble, lol! My apologies to everyone — that was a crass remark I made, and I usually try to keep it clean on here, or as much as possible.

@NU

Of course (takes them off to look Nik in her eyes)

@Ms Jaxon

HELL NAW……WHAT THE HELL DID I WALK INTO? D*&^ SUCKING IS NOT MY FORTE, I PREFER THE OPPOSITE SEX SO I GUESS I’M A LESBO

It’s my opinion that 90% of the male population, black or white, is straight and not budging. Even if they get fingers put in their asses, as long as it’s not a cock.

@ jaxon

“@ Cutie Pie

Well now I got these for bottles of wine (when u said 2 I thought you meant 2 each)..what shall we do? Bottoms up!”

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don’t u worry I know exactly what to do with those bottles..tipsy thursday!!! lol

AM I READING THIS WRONG.., OR ARE BLACK WOMEN JUST BASHING THE HELL OUT OF BLACK MEN ON HERE??????

@ NU

Oh hell no. Yeah his beat ass definately needed to keep it movin. Who are these women that go for this ish?

@ Sydney

Hey I’m sorry but that is a useful tool…Before I even ask a dude or tell him my name..We are going to start w/ have you ever sucked a d/k? Or has anyone with a d/k ever touched yours (and he didnt follow it up with turn your head and cough)?

@Oshie

“It’s my opinion that 90% of the male population, black or white, is straight and not budging. Even if they get fingers put in their asses, as long as it’s not a cock.”

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LOL……….

what is your opinion percentage on females…..

I was talking about DL men in general..there are a lot of DL men not only brothers so no..no ones bashing black men just black men who like to go doo doo surfing

@ Da TRUFF

YOu are reading it wrong. We are not bashing anyone…not even the “BI” ones… we are discussing

If a man likes another man that’s on him…I just dont want to date him

Hi guys…i checked out the Meebo room and I don’t see anyone up in there…whats up?

To: No one in particular

Is it gay when a man likes to sleep with his tush way up in the air????

@CP: Yes Jail/prison can certainly bring the gayocity out of many men. I mean for christ sake ur around cocks all day..

tipsy thursday or THIRSTY THURSDAY?

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I actually meant tipsy tuesday..i’m all messed up..SMH @ self..

@cutie pie

“Can men become gay because of jail?? I know people say that men are born gay but can jail influence gayocity???”

I don’t know if they can be “turned” gay, per se, but, yes, a number of men participate in sexual intercourse with men while incarcerated, from what I’ve read. Do you remember the HBO show “Oz?” Well, I learned more about what really goes on in prison than I ever wanted to know.

@ Oh Lawdy

Oh yes hun, Z Cutie pie Aunt VIV and the rest of the NY peeps in here can tell you that there is a massive takeover of Gayocity here in the Big Apple. We running outta straight man.

Note to self: Head South immediatley, avoid Atlanta. LOL

@Ms. Jaxon

“Or has anyone with a d/k ever touched yours (and he didnt follow it up with turn your head and cough)?”

LOL

@NU

I took them off so you can see how serious I am

I don’t do the Dwayne Wayne swag with the glasses

(staring intensely into Nik’s eyes)

*she smiles and tries to play hard to get*

Question: To the Men

Have y’all ever have a close male friend touch y’all penis by accident and yall got aroused?? Be honest…LOL

AT THE LADIES… (Blowing kisses at MsJaxon)

Ok what about a man that always wanna eat his girl’s ass every time he gives her head?

Y didn’t my gravie change?…ARGH…

@ Realwoman

Shame on you!! I want the man present at the 3some as well. Duh the c**k is the bonus, like the cherry on the top.. LOL.. and who says u gotta choose just 1 sex?

Have y’all ever have a close male friend touch y’all penis by accident and yall got aroused?? Be honest…LOL

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LOL! They will NEVER admit that!

NU…Is it me or did your head turn slighty more to the left (my right)??

@Jaxon

sent u something…

@ Seen26

Anyman willing to eat his woman arse should be rewarded with a “Good Head” Coupon for a year. LOL

LOL……….

what is your opinion percentage on females…..

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Insofar as what?

I say 70% of females are straight, 20% are bi and the other 10 are lesbian.

AGAIN LET ME REITERATE: iTS NOT THE OPENLY GAY DUDES I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH. ITS THE ONE WITH GIRLFRIENDS AND SHYT THAT BE IN YOUR FACE, AND ON THE LOW HE IS LOOKING AT YOUR BROTHER WINKING.

“Question: To the Men

Have y’all ever have a close male friend touch y’all penis by accident and yall got aroused?? Be honest…LOL”

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**literally shaking my head** this will be the telling moment….**grabbing popcorn**

@ the seen:AT THE LADIES… (Blowing kisses at MsJaxon)

Ok what about a man that always wanna eat his girl’s ass every time he gives her head?

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Hahahahhaa my husbands always trying to lick up my crack. That’s because I taste like candy, however.

@ Ms. Jaxson

Glad to have been of service to u on your bad day

@ Mrs. Philly: Not true. My man admitted that when he went to a day spa, a male massuse massaged him and he was hard as a rock…..Well at least he was honest.

@ Nikki: Yes, you can dye your hair, drink coffee, and even exercise while pregnant.

@ cutie pie*

I was talking about DL men in general..there are a lot of DL men not only brothers so no..no ones bashing black men just black men who like to go doo doo surfing

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@ MsJaxon BBC

@ Da TRUFF

YOu are reading it wrong. We are not bashing anyone…not even the “BI” ones… we are discussing

If a man likes another man that’s on him…I just dont want to date him

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WELL THAT’S GOOD TO KNOW LADIES I’M WITH YOU 100% ON THAT!!!

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A LIL’ POSITIVITY FOR THE BLACK MEN LIKE MYSELF WHO LOVE THE BLACK WOMAN.

I GUESS IT’S JUST A VENT DAY FOR THE LADIES!!! LOL!

Random Question: Do ya’ll think it is gay if your man helps you do your hair?

@ Oshie

{singing} My Neck, My Crack, Lick My P***Y just like that.. Whoo Hoo Girl!!! LOL

@OSHIE

“Insofar as what?

I say 70% of females are straight, 20% are bi and the other 10 are lesbian.”

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Hmmmmm….interesting…..

@ Z

Absolutley Not. My hair stylist is 100% straight. He just know how to weave the hell outta some hair girl, go to Bushwick and see for ya self, lol

BK: I’m sorry but from everything I’ve heard your man is, um, “bisexual”.

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (What’s Love Got To do with It?)(Check me out!)

@ Realwoman

Shame on you!! I want the man present at the 3some as well. Duh the c**k is the bonus, like the cherry on the top.. LOL.. and who says u gotta choose just 1 sex?

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Well then maybe you really are LES! You know damn well we all have at least ONE of those girlfriends who are a lil too touchy feely and makes you wonder. You know the one you won’t get dressed in front of?

Bisexuals are just greedy! lol

Random Question: Do ya’ll think it is gay if your man helps you do your hair?

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lmao! if my man could help me do my hair then that would be awesome! lol…but he barely knows how to brush our daughters hair…

Can I get an opinion from anyone besides Brook’s open ass?

@ Z(Check me out!)

Random Question: Do ya’ll think it is gay if your man helps you do your hair?

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Only if he makes it look fabulous.

besides every woman is different. A sexual therapist will explain that. 70% of women do not have orgasm during intercourse. Ask Dr. Ruth. She will tell you.

besides every woman is different. A sexual therapist will explain that. 70% of women do not have orgasm during intercourse. Ask Dr. Ruth. She will tell you.

@Z

“Random Question: Do ya’ll think it is gay if your man helps you do your hair?”

*falls out laughing*

Actually, a man rubbing shampoo into my hair in the tub could be awfully erotic. . .Hmmm. . .

@ Z

Goddamit, how could u. LOL

@Z Hey girlie!!

My hairdresser is a chinese man…who is in fact gay, and the other two men that work in the salon are gay as well. The exception to that is if your man helps you wash your hair, kinda like a massage or something, thats different, my husband helps me wash my hair in between appointments, but if he’s talkin’ about a “bump -n- curl”… that nicca is gay!

LMao @ oshie

Just wondering. i used to make my ex, grease my hair and do my parts. He would complain about how gay it was, but he did it.

sating = dating

@ Real woman

I am straight, LES and BI. God blessed with not 1 but 3 sexual orientations. Whoo Hoo. Dont be mad. LOL

NU…I dyed my hair when I was preg with my 1st daughter and since I’ve been preg with my 2nd, I’ve dyed it twice…my doc says its okay…

@ Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl

Question: To the Men

Have y’all ever have a close male friend touch y’all penis by accident and yall got aroused?? Be honest…LOL

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NO! NO CONTACT.., NOT BY ANY MALE! BY ACCIDENT OR ON PURPOSE!!!

HOW ABOUT YOU??? ANY EXPERIMENTAL TOUCHING?!?!?!?

dave is gay and he needs some manly interaction…don’t blame him, blame his boyfriend that is cheating on him with his father.

@ oshie

He is not BI, he is Level 3 metrosexual. LOL.

Goddamit seen, its easy. y’all playing video games sitting next to each other, he scores and so excited that he slaps ur thigh while accidently grazing ur dick. That happens all the time to guys dont front. LOL

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men touch each other on the thigh????

@CUTIE PIE

men touch each other on the thigh????

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LOL

How to work a woman G-Spot

Stroke from the front missionary style..

Fellas take both arms and bring them around her thighs, then take your hands and gently massage and open the lips of the vagina while you stoke in and out…(or play with her ass…optional) the booty gon get soaking wet..stroke as desired

LOL @ Da Truff: Acciendtal touching??? me??? nah, all my touching are intential. LOL

“@ Man and Daywalker

Ok, what about sports like football, when your teammates slap your ass. is that considered gay? Men do come in to close proximity of other men space sometimes. LOL”

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I always thought that to be gay..hitting a man on the ass whether it be on or off the court is too touchy for me

theseen26 said listen to this…..NYG 4-0 BABY!!!! I SMELL SUPERBOWL(Check me out!)

@Brook

Question: To the Men

Have y’all ever have a close male friend touch y’all penis by accident and yall got aroused?? Be honest…LOL

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Hey boo!

Ummm a better question is…did YOU get aroused! LMAO!

LOL @ Redd instructions. Damn Redd u need ur own show or something. Take notes fellas. LOL

@brook lynn

b*tches like u s*ck my d*ck during the dark, as a matter of fact i have never f*cked a fat ugly b*tch!!

LOL @2cute4U

Thanks for the correction. What will I do without u.

@ Daywalker

Thank you!! for admiting the truths behind football. But answer the question now. Did ur joint move when u got ass slapped or tip punched in the nuts? ur not Gay-A-Y if u say yes…LOL

MALE BATHROOM CODE

IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM AT LEAST ONE URINAL SHALL SEPERATE EACH MALE IF THE SPACE PERMITS,

@ theseen: that was a good story… uh… why don’t you ask some questions?

“How to work a woman G-Spot

Stroke from the front missionary style..

Fellas take both arms and bring them around her thighs, then take your hands and gently massage and open the lips of the vagina while you stoke in and out…(or play with her ass…optional) the booty gon get soaking wet..stroke as desired”

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Yes this is true… minus the booty manipulation…

@ The seen26

Did u ever play football?

@Dapro

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sword contact…that made me laugh out loud….

@2cute

Hey love . And NOPE!!!

@Nikki

I like that you said sutble…some folk like to massage in a violent manner that can only result in displeasure….

@Re

I like your gravie. I would do you.

@ dapro

“MALE BATHROOM CODE

IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM AT LEAST ONE URINAL SHALL SEPERATE EACH MALE IF THE SPACE PERMITS,”

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I always wondered how uncomfortable it must be as a man to have to piss in one of those knowing that the gentleman next to you just might sneak a peak…

LOL @ 2cute

Well my BFF Sebastian is straight {I guess} But he has hotter Man bags than anyone I know, plus he is obsessed with glitter. Last year when the Giants won super Bowl, he was the only {Straight} guy at the parade with a Glittery Giants headband (Bandana) I mean is that gay?

@ Z

It depends on the situation. I made my husband help me take out my braids when I was pregnant. My arms were tired! I don’t think that’s gay.

@Man

Well uhh…I see there’s no beating around the bush in your camp (NO pun intended)!

Sorry I butted in your convo like that. Byeee!

@ Mrs Philly

Co-sign…. They mad no one loves them. LOL

@ daywalker

I applaud ur honesty (clapping) You just passed the “Are you gay quiz with a 95%)

No one is really 100%, Jokes jokes. LOL

Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)

@Re

I like your gravie. I would do you.

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Man: The Romance Master

@Oshie (I was waiting at the tennis court 4 u)

I was asking questions lol

@Brook

Yeah I played football but no one ever grabbed my dick or ass. And I never got hard playing football lol

@ Daywalker,

when I mean passed, means: Your Not GAY! Horray!!!

Men don’t jack off..its makes you gay..and how dare you ask for head..that makes you gay as well..yall should be ashamed of your gay selves…

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (What’s Love Got To do with It?)(Check me out!)

LOL @ 2cute

Well my BFF Sebastian is straight {I guess} But he has hotter Man bags than anyone I know, plus he is obsessed with glitter. Last year when the Giants won super Bowl, he was the only {Straight} guy at the parade with a Glittery Giants headband (Bandana) I mean is that gay?

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Ya damn skippy thats gay! check that nicca’s vaseline jar!! LOL!

@Re

“Re(Check me out!)

@Man

Well uhh…I see there’s no beating around the bush in your camp (NO pun intended)!

Sorry I butted in your convo like that. Byeee!”

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don’t run off… it was compliment. Sometimes I am too straight forward though…

I don’t “beat” around the bush but I do lick, kiss and caress around it though. **shrugging shoulders**

@ BK: Well my BFF Sebastian is straight {I guess} But he has hotter Man bags than anyone I know, plus he is obsessed with glitter. Last year when the Giants won super Bowl, he was the only {Straight} guy at the parade with a Glittery Giants headband (Bandana) I mean is that gay?

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Are you sure you don’t stay in Portland, OR? San Francisco?

LMFAO @ Da Pro’s list

LOL @ Oshie

Girl please, I work at a nightclub/bar in the village of NYC and anyone in here from NYC that know about Greenich Village, then they done see the Gayest of the Gay…. LOL

@ CP

Men don’t jack off..its makes you gay..and how dare you ask for head..that makes you gay as well..yall should be ashamed of your gay selves…

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Please clarify this atrocity u just wrote..LOL

@ The Seen26

Duh Boo, it was unisex bathroom.

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (What’s Love Got To do with It?)(Check me out!)

LOL @ Oshie

Girl please, I work at a nightclub/bar in the village of NYC and anyone in here from NYC that know about Greenich Village, then they done see the Gayest of the Gay…. LOL

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You sure you aren’t a fag hag? The village is the fave place for them!

hello everyone

LOL @ Realwoman

I feel u ma. Aint nothing in the world better than that. Thats why I keeps my man. LOL

@Brook

Oh I got a “good game” smack on the ass. But the hand didn’t smack, stayed and squeeze. lol

A unisex bathroom that isn’t used to change diapers??? WTFIGOITW…..SMHID

Unisex bathrooms aint too common everywhere you know…

@6am

Hi 6

Kerry is attractive, by the way — she has cosmetics ads.

@ seen

“@Brook

Oh I got a “good game” smack on the ass. But the hand didn’t smack, stayed and squeeze. lol”

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and you didn’t punch him in his face??..a man hitting another man ass is suspect in my opinion…

Unisex bathrooms aint too common everywhere you know…

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A unisex bathroom that isn’t used to change diapers??? WTFIGOITW…..SMHID

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NYC is a very sinnful city so everything that ain’t right can be found here…

@CUTIE PIE

“and you didn’t punch him in his face??..a man hitting another man ass is suspect in my opinion…”

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lol. that was during football and there was no “squezzing.”

Dang. Football pats are “suspect” too?

@ Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl

LOL @ Da Truff: Acciendtal touching??? me??? nah, all my touching are intential. LOL

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HEY DO YOUR THING! THAT MESS IS WAAAY MORE DIFFERENT FOR MEN THAN IT IS WOMEN!!! LOL!

@ Dapro

U might need to get out a lil often. Unisex bathrooms in NYC is almost everywhere.

@ man

“@CUTIE PIE

“and you didn’t punch him in his face??..a man hitting another man ass is suspect in my opinion…”

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lol. that was during football and there was no “squezzing.”

Dang. Football pats are “suspect” too?”

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so let me get this straight…a grown man cannot pat your booty on a day to day bases but he can pat it if there is a ball in your hand?…yes that is suspect..again in my opinion

@ Dapro

U might need to get out a lil often. Unisex bathrooms in NYC is almost everywhere.

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Maybe because in the Chi we still have this little thing with keeping genders seperate in the bathroom

Our signs are clearly marked for MALE AND FEMALE NOT MALE/FEMALE/MISC.

NYC IS FU^%%#$ UP, no disrepect to your city but that sh&% is crazy

@ Da truff and any other men

Are Men with tattoos on the ass and upper thigh gay???

@Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl

Really, unisex bathrooms are everywhere in NYC? I think there are somethings a woman should do alone in private — besides, it’s customary for women to travel in packs to the ladies’ room to perform their rituals — freshen up makeup, talk about men, get sobered up, etc. . .

@Brook

There are men who have tattoos on their arse?

Hey Ya’ll!!!!!!!!!!!!

((in my sweet southern accent))

@ Man, I just don’t care

@CUTIE PIE

“and you didn’t punch him in his face??..a man hitting another man ass is suspect in my opinion…”

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lol. that was during football and there was no “squezzing.”

Dang. Football pats are “suspect” too?

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DUDE…, ANYTHING & EVERTHING IS “SUSPECT” TO SOME PEOPLE THESE DAYS!!!

JUST READ ON……….

@ Sydney

There are men who have tattoos on their arse?

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Oh darnit I’m calling my travel agent right now to get u a ticket to NYC asap. LOL

I wish I had some hummus…

DUDE…, ANYTHING & EVERTHING IS “SUSPECT” TO SOME PEOPLE THESE DAYS!!!

JUST READ ON……….

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no just male on male contact below the waist

DCsFINEST ~ U still here??

@ Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl

@ Da truff and any other men

Are Men with tattoos on the ass and upper thigh gay???

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WTF!!! I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S GAY OR NOT! I DO KNOW IT WOULD JUST BE PLAIN STUPID!!!

@Brook

But unisex bathrooms sound so. . .unsanitary. Do I want to hear the lovely sounds of men, you know?

Girl, I don’t need to see any men with tattoos on their bottoms. Why, oh, why? Doesn’t getting a tattoo down there hurt, like, massively?

Hey Sweet Cheeks

@ Brook ~ OOH LAWD!!!! LOL

@CUTIE PIE

“so let me get this straight…a grown man cannot pat your booty on a day to day bases but he can pat it if there is a ball in your hand?…yes that is suspect..again in my opinion”

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wow. Ok.

@ Da Truff

Alot of things are not gay in my book. For example a woman stimulating a males ass. Thats just kinky in book. But there are some thing that are questionalble when it comes to me like “Tattoos on the ass, and hip, talking flamboyantly with the hands and wearing colored contacts. Do u agree??

@ SWEET CHEEKS

HEY MISS!!! WHATS UP?!?

colored contacts?????????

*switches attention to Sweetz and proceeds over to her area*

Good afternoon beautiful, you have been missed

Brook Lynn…how is the placement of his tattoo gayer than a man actually having his booty tooken? lmao

Ok Guys and Gals, I’m out!! be safe

@ DaPro ~

Hey sweetie!! Work has been a little busy.. How are you though?? Miss you too!!

I’m out too. I just been here lurking, but I felt like saying bye. SO BYE!

I am also leaving. FAGGOTS.

Don’t forget about the debates tonight…

@Da Truff

I haven’t heard anyone describe the brothas you named — Prince, Andre 3000, Snoop — as gay. Just my perspective.

@Man

I think the debate could get really ugly tonight. . .The character attacks continued today.

i heard andre 3000 is gay.

ok i’m really gone now.

@ Sweet Cheeks

You still in here?

@Z

LOL, I’ll amend that. You heard Andre is gay? No comment. . .

Good night!

on the right-in black dress

DCSFINEST ~ Holla at ya in the A.M. ma!!!

Yes, Crazy, they are desperate, and it’s getting really vicious. And it’s all so pitifully transparent. We’ll see what happens tonight.

I’m going to take off. Have a good one!

ALRIGHT TODAY HAS BEEN STRAIGHT UP CRAZY AROUND THIS DUNGEON(OFFICE)LOL THE SUPERVISOR HAD A TEAM MEETING TO DISCUSS THE “EXCESSIVE” INTERNET USAGE AND HE CLAIMED TO OF HAD A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO WERE SPENDING ABOVE THE NORMAL AMOUNT OF TIME ON THE INTERNET. WHAT A JOKE!! IF I AM NOT BUSY AND AM JUST SITTING AT MY DESK FOR A MAJORITY OF THE DAY WHY DOES HE HAVE TO GET HIS PANTIES IN A BUNCH BECAUSE I WANT TO CHAT WITH MY CYBER PEEPS?? LOL AT THIS NONSENSE OF A JOB.

@ Sydney

@Da Truff

I haven’t heard anyone describe the brothas you named — Prince, Andre 3000, Snoop — as gay. Just my perspective.

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LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST DID…… ANYWAY THAT WAS MY POINT(UNTIL THEN)EVEN THO THOSE PEOPLE & OTHERS ARE NOT.

OTHER PEOPLE WILL STILL THROW OUT THE LABELS JUST TO SATISFY THIER OWN SELVES.

halle looks great luv her dress

halle berry

I haven’t heard anyone describe the brothas you named — Prince, Andre 3000, Snoop — as gay. Just my perspective.

=================================================I cosign. I believe prince and andre3000 are gay.

snoop I can’t see it. He is too freaky and I think he just loves his hair texture and wants to show it off.

sweet n sour, helping u stomp on Z ‘s flowers, 2 funny.

Anyone here?

Hello??? ((((hello—-hello—hello))))

Damn! It’s as deserted here as a football stadium after the Superbowl!!!

OK. On topic–

I’d KILL for Halle’s outfit!

I swear I would!!!!!!!

MISS DIVA I SEE YOU HAVE THE IMAGE OF A FUTURE REPUBLICAN AS YOUR GRAVATAR. SEE APPEARS TO BE TOO INNOCENT LOOKING TO BE A DEMOCRAT! SMILE

Do not miss them. I just found more quality photos of that eve on an online community interracialchats.com, love Berry forever!

Come on, now! Halle, of course.

Kerry should have rented a pair of hips before she put that dress on.

I LOVE HALLE BUT KERRY LOOKS PRETTIER. HALLE JUST LOOKS SEXIER

halle!!!

Halle all the way. Keri is alright when she doesn’t smile. :-#

This is a sad day for black people. Since when did we not like our full lips? Since when did we not like our brown skin? When white people have full lips, they are praised for it. When black people have full lips, they are despised by their own people. Halle Berry is mediocre at best! Nothing interesting or unique about her features at all. I guess black people enjoy that watered down mulatto look. Not even an exotic mulatto, but a watered down looking one. You hate yourselves and you hate your mothers!