Tuesday, October 7th, 2008
Baby on Board
Posted by Bossip Staff
BDR celebrated his birthday this weekend with a little family fun in the sun with his two girls, Aoki and Ming, and a bun in the oven. SMH @ that “Wtf…?” expression on Russell’s face. He probably is just a bit cranky from those lower back pains, what with the baby changing positions in all.
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Y’all dead wrong!!!
WHAT YA’LL EXPECT HE 60ISH!
Damn…dude needs several meals….
And why’d he rub sand all over his head in a circular fashion? Then proceeding to smear it all over his bod….or lack there of?
My concern is not Russy…its the other one….
Yeah, Russ looks fine it’s his baby’s daddy that doesn’t look well at all!
lol, leave the BDR alone. that ”bun in the oven” is actually the rest of his cash he’s protecting from that kimora heffah. poor dude.
but if it aint, he better pop that and give to the dude next to him cos he could do with a meal or two.
He’s always had a pot belly, that’s a standard mogul body shape.
Comes from all the filet mignon and lobster.
Re…
ME TOO!!
The boy looks like the monsters from I AM LEGEND…
Fellow Bossipers, can we please take up a collection for the man who hasn’t seen food this year?
**passing the plate**
Russell Simmons has poor posture for someone who practices yoga.
Aunt Viv(Check me out!)
Russell Simmons has poor posture for someone who practices yoga.
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Doesn’t he though?…….lol
and wtf is that he’s walking with… im scared.
@NIKKI U.
YES!!!!! Darkseekers!
That’s mean…why Russy ain’t sharing with the sandman?
and wtf is that he’s walking with… im scared.
LMAO I was thinking da same thing. Dude look like one of them hundry ethopian kids all growed up.
Malnutrition aint no joke.
Darkseekers???? Is that what they are called?
WHO is that crackhead??!!!
Whatever! He looks great for a man of 50+.
SLOW NEWS DAY EH???
None of Bossip’s jokes on Russel Simmons have ever, and I mean EVER been funny.
Fact
Wow Russel is actually out in daylight with a brown skinned woman? Kudos to uncle Russy on that fete alone!!!
Why is that JJ looking brotha all covered in sand? or is that even sand? He disturbs me.
I was wondering the same thing about the brother accompanying Russ. I assumed skin disease?
I KNOW THE KIDS HAD FUN ATN THE BEACH!!!!!!!!
GOOD FOR THEM!!!!!!!
I like many of you was a bit startled by the frail human like figure standing next to Mr.Simmons, but after some research I was able to find out just who, or should I say what it actually is. The human like figure is Bibble. He’s the alien that was feature on the Dave Chapelle show. He’s just in human guise.
Oh. Russell loves the boyz… He just needs to take this one to the hosital. He’s looking like he got that apple sauce up in him. All skinny n shit. The nasty part is Russell got his boyfriend all around the kids. I wonder has he had the talk with them. Ming, Aoki, daddy likes to take it in the ass. Big dicks to. Russell needs to come out with it. Now that it’s any of our business. He’s been with so many women, they no longer turn him on and he gets pleasure being with men. We’ll respect the truth more…
Oh. Russell loves the boyz… He just needs to take this one to the hosital. He’s looking like he got that apple sauce up in him. All skinny n shit. The nasty part is Russell got his boyfriend all around the kids. I wonder has he had the talk with them. Ming, Aoki, daddy likes to take it in the ass. Big dicks to. Russell needs to come out with it. Now that it’s any of our business. He’s been with so many women, they no longer turn him on and he gets pleasure being with men. We’ll respect the truth more…
WTF is up with that skinny dude???
How come you are using the name Aokie Lee?
Is that an alien walking next to Uncle Russ? Where is he vacationing? On Mars?
Who the hell is that other dude? Ray Allen????
You are all gonna get me fired with the hilarious comments!
By the way, since when did stick figures come to life?!? Now that’s horrifying!
Who’s the other dude?
NU…
…”Fred…What are doing here, Fred!!”
Fellow Bossipers, can we please take up a collection for the man who hasn’t seen food this year?
**passing the plate**
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Damn! now that was the funniest read all day!!
On da real, oh boy look like them shits off of that movie Thinner! lol
And Tongue-Tied Russ needs a shirt on at all times!
He probably is just a bit cranky from those lower back pains, what with the baby changing positions in all.
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WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!
*flatline*
Who is the Ghandi Looking fellow? (LOL)! Looks like he needs a SAMICH OR 2 or 3 or 4…… and so on and so on and so on….
Oh boy looking like he may have swam here of the coast Zimbabwe.
That’s Ray Allen with Russell
Yep thats Ray Allen of the Boston Celtics with Russell.
Now lets compare Russell Simmons to your nigga,
Russell is about 52, your nigga just got sentenced to 52 years.
Russell is worth $400 million, your nigga worth the $163 he robbed from the AM/PM that got him his 3rd strike.
All of Russell’s bitches have been fine, Your niggas women? Well just look in a mirror.
Russell’s daughters are beautiful, your two kids by that lightskin nigga are ok, but your other three by those three flavor flav lookin’ niggas you fucked……..not so much.
Russell is vacationing on the beach, you only get to go to a beach when youre doing community service and picking up the trash.
love 6am
BLACK PEOPLE LIVING LIFE!!!!!!!
LOL! I LOVE IT 6AM.
Dam man.. Ray Allen lost a lot weight man. Sheyut
bossip always talking about somebody
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Thank you,
Theres nothing worse than a fat ass hater broke babymomma ho’ who figures every nigga that wouldnt be interested in a 250lb bitch must be gay.
Love 6am
LMAO!!! @ ALL the JOKES bout the MAN WHO HASN’T EATEN SHIT!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!
omg.HAHAHAHAHA.
I was just joking!! That aint Ray Allen!!!Ray is like 6′7″-6′9″ and he is a little more plumb than that. WTF?? He looks like him though thats why I said it.. Russell isnt tall at all thats your first common since indicator that the Ghandi looking dude is Jesus Shuttlesworth.
@ shavon,
Ray allen is 6′4, Russ is 6′0 and Russell’s walking on a higher point of sand, sorry luv but thats Ray
@ 6AM:
“Yep thats Ray Allen of the Boston Celtics with Russell.
Now lets compare Russell Simmons to your nigga,
Russell is about 52, your nigga just got sentenced to 52 years.
Russell is worth $400 million, your nigga worth the $163 he robbed from the AM/PM that got him his 3rd strike.
All of Russell’s bitches have been fine, Your niggas women? Well just look in a mirror.
Russell’s daughters are beautiful, your two kids by that lightskin nigga are ok, but your other three by those three flavor flav lookin’ niggas you fucked……..not so much.
Russell is vacationing on the beach, you only get to go to a beach when youre doing community service and picking up the trash.
love 6am”
SO… because he has money he is a God? lol
He is still fugly and bad built. The end. Its kinda strange that you take these comments so personally… ???
this post is gumbo
So yall aint gonna say nothing about the nigga wit him? Cmon now, this must be like a hidden “caption this” challenge.
@Octavia,
The only thing im offended at is your ghetto ass name. Octavia? This is a blog ho’ I type because I’m bored………dummy. You should look at Russell not for how much money he has but also how he got it, sorry if you and your nigga are all those things I typed, I know the truth hurts sometimes.
Love 6am
@ Octavia,
And my truths must be stingin’ the fuck outta you right now!
Bye ho’s
And they say men can’t carry babies…HA! We have proof otherwise.
And they say men can’t carry babies…HA! We have proof otherwise.
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What is this, the first tertiary of pregnancy (first 3 months)?
Omg all these comments have me laughin in tears lmao!!
hey Russ is still fat and can pull twenty year old models, you all don’t think it has anything to do with the money right? On another note i saw Kimora’s reality show for the first time and I really don’t understand how Russell put up with her loudmouthed obnoxious ass for all those years. And those two girls have to be the most obnoxious spoiled brats I have ever seen, the way they boss around their mother’s staff and she lets them get away with it. Someone needs to slap the shit out of them especially that younger brat.
Ray looks like he’s been partying like a rock star..
that’s not Ray, let’s not in no way get it twisted! That’s Blood Diamond’s Russ’s version of Ghandi!
thanxx friend
@ Its6amHoGetOut:
Actually Ray is 6′5″ I checked it so I was off you were closer but that still aint him. He has something called training camp.
Who is the dude with Russell? Why does he have sand on his head and body. He looks scary lol!
Thank you Re! Dude looks bad lol!
@ 6AM:
U take your blogging seriously, huh? Point is what the fuck does your rant have to do with the fact that he looks pregnant and a lil “how YOU doing?”
You answered your own dumbass complaint. THIS IS A BLOG. We can talk ish about Russell all damn day. Get some damn business of your own… then maybe you can quit bragging on another nigga’s accomplishments with your bitch ass.
That is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!
why is the dude from Powder walking with Russell Simmons?
sign up on http://www.bigbisexual.com then u can have fun ……..that’s great !
Is that Ray Allen with him?
Why is he rolling with Dhalsim off of Street Fighter II?
Why is he rolling with Dhalsim off of Street Fighter II??
Can someone please tell me what BDR stands for when referring to Russell Simmons?
My dad is about the same age and he don’t have a GUT like that so ummm that is some b.s. Is that the dude they think he is having a “how you doing” moment with? Where is Porschia?
Why is that Jesus Shuttlesworth look-a-like covered in sand? Do tell.
Octavia, get some business, bitch ass? Look Octavia just because you have a ghetto ass name doesnt mean you have to be “ghetto squared” Im sorry if I dont look up to drug dealers, pimps, hoes and gangmembers like most people (including you) in your “hood”
Damn your real name is Octavia? what happened, your single mother ran thru the “ghetto names” baby book and stopped at the “O’s”? Dont get offended by my typing ho, get mad at your mother for fuckin’ the wrong nigga, being uneducated, unemployable and fat. Yanno its been proven that “hood” and “stupid” can be passed down like eye color, by giving you your ghetto ass name, nappy hair and fatness your mother pretty much told every employer to bypass you once you fill out an application, god forbid your fat ass gets an interveiw and they get hear your limited hood vocabulary.
Peace out welfare statistic….
Love 6am
Why is he rolling with Dhalsim off of Street Fighter II??
Lol! Jokes!!
@Its6amHoGetOut
Ray allen is 6′4, Russ is 6′0 and Russell’s walking on a higher point of sand, sorry luv but thats Ray
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That really looks like him but that just cant be Ray – last time I checked dude was an athlete. Unless he is seriously ill, dropped like 50lbs and lost some height with it, it doesnt make sense….
Russ looks okay for his age, but seemingly the Yoga guru is not doing his exercises. That belly will put more and more pressure on his back as he ages.
Are they in India? The man next to him looks like he needs to slay and eat one of those sacred cows.
is that an ancient egyptian?
If all you people who follow Bossip pay attention you would know that he is the same dude seen with BDR in Central Park on those Gay ass bikes. Bdr adopted him from a diamond mine in S Africa. He prommised him a new start in America if he would come live with him. They practice a new form of YOGA and Buddism called (BUTTISM)I think Russ is his Butt Master?
RUSS TUMMY IS FILLED WITH SPERM.
whoever that guy is walking with Russ, he must be very ill.
lmmfao first time bossip made sence and was funny.
I just know that’s not Ray Allen!
No seriously, for real?
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