Baby on Board

Posted on October 7th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Russell Simmons, Uncategorized

Posted by Bossip Staff

BDR celebrated his birthday this weekend with a little family fun in the sun with his two girls, Aoki and Ming, and a bun in the oven. SMH @ that “Wtf…?” expression on Russell’s face. He probably is just a bit cranky from those lower back pains, what with the baby changing positions in all.

  • Lacombe Redbone (Creole by default)

    Y’all dead wrong!!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    Damn…dude needs several meals….

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    And why’d he rub sand all over his head in a circular fashion? Then proceeding to smear it all over his bod….or lack there of?

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    My concern is not Russy…its the other one….

  • Just Sayin

    Yeah, Russ looks fine it’s his baby’s daddy that doesn’t look well at all!

  • Dr. Winkie

    lol, leave the BDR alone. that ”bun in the oven” is actually the rest of his cash he’s protecting from that kimora heffah. poor dude.

    but if it aint, he better pop that and give to the dude next to him cos he could do with a meal or two.

  • Oshie (“southernplayalisticcadillacfunkyoshie”)

    He’s always had a pot belly, that’s a standard mogul body shape.

  • Oshie (“southernplayalisticcadillacfunkyoshie”)

    Comes from all the filet mignon and lobster.

  • Aunt Viv

    Russell Simmons has poor posture for someone who practices yoga.

  • Nina Knows

    Aunt Viv(Check me out!)

    Russell Simmons has poor posture for someone who practices yoga.

    _______________________________________________

    Doesn’t he though?…….lol

    and wtf is that he’s walking with… im scared.

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    @NIKKI U.

    YES!!!!! Darkseekers!

    That’s mean…why Russy ain’t sharing with the sandman?

  • Wordz Of a Prophet (Blessed 4rm da womb 2 da tomb)

    and wtf is that he’s walking with… im scared.

    LMAO I was thinking da same thing. Dude look like one of them hundry ethopian kids all growed up.

    Malnutrition aint no joke.

  • http://www.myspace.com/ocky_j Octavia

    WHO is that crackhead??!!!

  • WhatsYoursIsMine

    Whatever! He looks great for a man of 50+.

  • I’m Just Me- Buffalo Bills (4-1) WE GOT THE CHARGERS ON THE 19th!!!!

    SLOW NEWS DAY EH???

  • Aoki Lee

    Wow Russel is actually out in daylight with a brown skinned woman? Kudos to uncle Russy on that fete alone!!!

    Why is that JJ looking brotha all covered in sand? or is that even sand? He disturbs me.

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    I was wondering the same thing about the brother accompanying Russ. I assumed skin disease?

  • DA TRUFF ??? YOU CAN’T HANDLE DA TRUFF!!!!!!!

    I KNOW THE KIDS HAD FUN ATN THE BEACH!!!!!!!!

    GOOD FOR THEM!!!!!!!

  • No Name Needed

    I like many of you was a bit startled by the frail human like figure standing next to Mr.Simmons, but after some research I was able to find out just who, or should I say what it actually is. The human like figure is Bibble. He’s the alien that was feature on the Dave Chapelle show. He’s just in human guise.

  • Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (What’s Love Got To do with It?)

    WTF is up with that skinny dude???

  • Princess Aoki Lee aka BDR

    How come you are using the name Aokie Lee?

  • Ms. T.

    Is that an alien walking next to Uncle Russ? Where is he vacationing? On Mars?

  • shavon denise

    Who the hell is that other dude? Ray Allen????

  • I Love Being Black (Yes, savor all this rich chocolatey blackness!)

    You are all gonna get me fired with the hilarious comments!

    By the way, since when did stick figures come to life?!? Now that’s horrifying!

  • D. L. Stallworth

    Who’s the other dude?

  • Lacombe Redbone (Creole by default)

    NU…

    …”Fred…What are doing here, Fred!!”

  • twinny twin

    Who is the Ghandi Looking fellow? (LOL)! Looks like he needs a SAMICH OR 2 or 3 or 4…… and so on and so on and so on….

  • Seek the light beyond the shadows

    Oh boy looking like he may have swam here of the coast Zimbabwe.

  • shiloh

    That’s Ray Allen with Russell

  • DA TRUFF ??? YOU CAN’T HANDLE DA TRUFF!!!!!!!

    BLACK PEOPLE LIVING LIFE!!!!!!!

  • Anton Slizzardhands

    Dam man.. Ray Allen lost a lot weight man. Sheyut

  • ShavonDenise

    I was just joking!! That aint Ray Allen!!!Ray is like 6’7″-6’9″ and he is a little more plumb than that. WTF?? He looks like him though thats why I said it.. Russell isnt tall at all thats your first common since indicator that the Ghandi looking dude is Jesus Shuttlesworth.

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    @ shavon,

    Ray allen is 6’4, Russ is 6’0 and Russell’s walking on a higher point of sand, sorry luv but thats Ray

  • Creole Baby Says Y’all Haters Betta Get On Ya Job Bebe

    this post is gumbo

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    Bye ho’s

  • Ms. Toson

    And they say men can’t carry babies…HA! We have proof otherwise.

  • Ms. Toson

    And they say men can’t carry babies…HA! We have proof otherwise.

    _____________________________________________________

    What is this, the first tertiary of pregnancy (first 3 months)?

  • Elle

    Omg all these comments have me laughin in tears lmao!!

  • http://scottydees.com jdmann

    Ray looks like he’s been partying like a rock star..

  • happy to be alive

    that’s not Ray, let’s not in no way get it twisted! That’s Blood Diamond’s Russ’s version of Ghandi!

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    thanxx friend

  • ShavonDenise

    @ Its6amHoGetOut:

    Actually Ray is 6’5″ I checked it so I was off you were closer but that still aint him. He has something called training camp.

  • Natasha

    Who is the dude with Russell? Why does he have sand on his head and body. He looks scary lol!

  • Natasha

    Thank you Re! Dude looks bad lol!

  • God Blessed

    That is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!

  • Cato

    why is the dude from Powder walking with Russell Simmons?

  • tara

    sign up on http://www.bigbisexual.com then u can have fun ……..that’s great !

  • Mike

    Is that Ray Allen with him?

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/TEAMRenaissanceYT Jerzo

    Why is he rolling with Dhalsim off of Street Fighter II?

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/TEAMRenaissanceYT Jerzo

    Why is he rolling with Dhalsim off of Street Fighter II??

  • http://aol ebonieladi

    Can someone please tell me what BDR stands for when referring to Russell Simmons?

  • Ms. T.

    Why is that Jesus Shuttlesworth look-a-like covered in sand? Do tell.

  • Mister

    Why is he rolling with Dhalsim off of Street Fighter II??

    Lol! Jokes!!

  • Mister

    @Its6amHoGetOut

    Ray allen is 6′4, Russ is 6′0 and Russell’s walking on a higher point of sand, sorry luv but thats Ray

    ———–

    That really looks like him but that just cant be Ray – last time I checked dude was an athlete. Unless he is seriously ill, dropped like 50lbs and lost some height with it, it doesnt make sense….

  • http://reshalefhe.couples.hop.clickbank.net/ 17th Ward

    Russ looks okay for his age, but seemingly the Yoga guru is not doing his exercises. That belly will put more and more pressure on his back as he ages.

    Are they in India? The man next to him looks like he needs to slay and eat one of those sacred cows.

  • sweet_lies

    is that an ancient egyptian?

  • E

    whoever that guy is walking with Russ, he must be very ill.

  • Jim

    I just know that’s not Ray Allen!

    No seriously, for real?

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