Some Afternoon Schlong Courtesy Of Amare Stoudemire’s Ex-Jumpoff

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Amare Stoudemire Full Monty

Dayyumm… How stupid can these athletes be??? Amare Stoudemire is the next NBA idiot to get his _____________ put on full blast.

Now, you would think these guys would actually learn to stop sending pics of their ______________ to the jumpoffs… unless they are attention whores that want their ___________ to be put on full display???

By the sounds of Amare’s text, he knew something like this was going to happen, he waxed his p*bes and planned accordingly…

Amare Stoudemire Meat

SMH… Well, anyone can tell by the pic that he is mighty—– STRONG!!! According to LowKeyMessy.com, Amare and his little jumpoff are done. Why she felt the need to put him on blast… Who Knows?!?? He must have missed a p*ssy payment… but him explaining that he had to wax his p*bes for a photo shoot… PRICELESS!!! BTW Amare – We Don’t Believe You About The Waxing. It’s okay if you like a smooth groove… YOU AIN’T GOTTA LIE TO KICK IT!!!

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Dayyumm Shame!!!

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