Some Afternoon Schlong Courtesy Of Amare Stoudemire’s Ex-Jumpoff

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Amare Stoudemire Full Monty

Dayyumm… How stupid can these athletes be??? Amare Stoudemire is the next NBA idiot to get his _____________ put on full blast.

Now, you would think these guys would actually learn to stop sending pics of their ______________ to the jumpoffs… unless they are attention whores that want their ___________ to be put on full display???

By the sounds of Amare’s text, he knew something like this was going to happen, he waxed his p*bes and planned accordingly…

Amare Stoudemire Meat

SMH… Well, anyone can tell by the pic that he is mighty—– STRONG!!! According to LowKeyMessy.com, Amare and his little jumpoff are done. Why she felt the need to put him on blast… Who Knows?!?? He must have missed a p*ssy payment… but him explaining that he had to wax his p*bes for a photo shoot… PRICELESS!!! BTW Amare – We Don’t Believe You About The Waxing. It’s okay if you like a smooth groove… YOU AIN’T GOTTA LIE TO KICK IT!!!

Click HERE to have a closer look…

Dayyumm Shame!!!

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Comments

  • LovelyMe

    Oooo boy!! What a site! Ummmm yes he’s blessed…y not share?

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    *getting my look on*

    I’m sorry. I shouldn’t even be here!

    *exits thread with one more quick look back*

  • Lu

    well, well, well. very nice

  • TheBarberLady

    Skinny little thing. Probably feels like liposuction getting jabbed with that swizzle stick.
    Neeeeeext!

  • ok

    Damn! What is that…a third leg?

  • Dionna

    Damnnnn! His di&k is hella big!

  • another brother

    that big to u guys???? oh my??? lmfao ….he aint touching walls lol just pooking

  • Soulsista

    thats it? lmao. any woman that thinks that little pecker is big needs to get out more.

  • The Ugly Truth

    When will THEY learn???!!!!

  • Y'all Be Trippin'

    It ain’t what it look like – its what you do with it…

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  • marquis2sade

    DAYUM!!! he is THAT tall with that SHORT A$$ D!CK? WTF

  • felisha

    DAM THIS DUDE IS FOUL TELLING HIS FRIENDS HES BANGING CIARA AND ROSCI SMH

  • Bey-nonsense

    it’s ok now brett farve is another story

  • vicious vixen

    @TheBarberLady

    Skinny little thing. Probably feels like liposuction getting jabbed with that swizzle stick.Neeeeeext!

    ______________

    I nearly choked to death on my cheesesteak when I read this!!! Too funny!!!

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