What part of the game is this?!?! C’mon “sister”…

A Brooklyn nun from a fringe Christian sect has confessed to an unholy lie: telling cops she was sexually attacked and left unconscious in a snowbank, sources said Monday.

After a police search for a hulking black man was launched, the 26-year-old white woman from the Apostles of Infinite Love convent in East Flatbush recanted, the sources said.

She told cops she made up the story in an attempt to cover up a consensual sex romp with a bodega worker inside the Glenwood Ave. residence.

A woman in religious garb who answered the door at the convent said the nun, identified as Mary Turcotte, suffered an “emotional break” and made everything up – even her excuse.

“Nothing happened, none of it,” said the woman, who declined to give her name.

“It was all proven to be false. It wasn’t her fault. She is going to move out and we are going to get her some help.”

Uh, yeah, get this b*tch some help. Lil’ hoe a** nun gon lie on the black man just because she wanted to get some bodega backshots. Why’d he even have to be a BLACK man!?!? Somebody needs to charge this heffa with SOMETHING! “Blame the blackie” has got to stop!

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