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Kelis looks a litte weird.

lmao a uncle phil

Good for them! Glad to see them support each other

Ofcourse he’s her biggest fan – Lets be for real, who really likes this chick??

Top 10…one mo’ gin

Rihanna stole Kelis swag

I love this girl. Thats what it is about black love. Good to see her husband is her biggest supporter.

nikki isnt uncle phil just as hot as daywalker

rerererererererererererererere

daywalker will you be my play cousin or my play husband!!!

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Good Morning Folks!!

likes me some Kelis but something just aint right, she look to have aged in the face overnight, shes still hot though

I LOVE Kelis’ outfit!!! Too cute! It makes me want to take my jumpers out of storage!

its my freeky tampa sista sweets …what up boo!!!

I grow weary of these lame chics trying so hard to look so stupid….I am sure it does not require as much effort as they put forth….

yes mam i am……….gonna piss everybody of tomorrow and wear my obama shirt to work!!

yes mam i am……….gonna piss everybody of tomorrow and wear my obama shirt to work!!

@ Oh Lawdy ~ I thought about wearin my Obama shirt to work.. But I dont wanna jeprodize((spell check)) anything.. Ya feel me??

@ NU ~ LOL @ Promotin for free..

((stuffs $20 bill in NU’s back pocket))

Times are Hard!! LOL

i know sweets but we are loosing our jobs anyway so i dont have anything to lose!!!!

i didn’t know Halloween came this fast.

Morning Peeps!

I love Kelis with her “weirdness” and all! I’ve ALWAYS loved Nas! Glad they’re still together

@ Oh Lawdy ~ Thats right!! I do remember you mentioning that… DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!!

girl i wanna go to blue martini sunday but i dont have anyone to go with my old man gotta work monday and i dont have any female friends

WHO DIDN’T THINK THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN??

WASHINGTON – The National Rifle Association is endorsing Republican presidential nominee John McCain despite differences with the Arizona senator on gun-show rules and campaign finance restrictions.

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NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre and the chairman of the NRA’s political action committee planned stops Thursday in Pennsylvania, Missouri, Colorado and Nevada to talk about the move.

LaPierre said the two agree on many issues important to the group.

“He’s cast more than 60 votes in the Senate in support of the Second Amendment,” LaPierre said.

The NRA’s Political Victory Fund has spent more than $2.3 million opposing Democratic nominee Barack Obama. The chairman of the political action committee, Chris W. Cox, says its spending in the presidential race will grow to “eight figures” by Election Day. Besides ads, encouraging battleground-state gun owners to vote will be a key focus, he said.

The PAC was running an ad Thursday in USA Today accusing Obama of waffling on gun-rights issues and challenging his statements that he supports the right to bear arms. Obama has said he respects the Second Amendment but doesn’t think it precludes “some commonsense gun laws so that we don’t have kids being shot on the streets of cities like Chicago.”

The NRA PAC’s future spending will target Obama on gun issues and start publicizing the records of McCain and his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, LaPierre said. McCain’s selection of Palin was a plus, LaPierre said.

“She’s a hunter, she’s a Second Amendment supporter and she’s a tremendous asset to the ticket,” he said.

Palin, an NRA member, received an A-plus rating from the group when she ran for governor in 2006. That compares to an NRA grade in the average range for McCain in his last Senate race. McCain isn’t an NRA member.

Palin has been an NRA booster, particularly for its education and safety programs, during her career in government. As mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, she used $750 from her city campaign fund to upgrade her NRA membership.

The NRA doesn’t always endorse presidential candidates. It has backed President Bush but declined to endorse Bob Dole in the 1996 race or President George H.W. Bush in 1992.

Obama has been endorsed by the American Hunters and Shooters Association, which calls itself a “mainstream group of hunters” that supports safe and responsible gun ownership.

Hey OH Lawdy, IJM!

i wanna drink make mines a appletini!!

No one wants the NRA’s support anyway…McLame can have them…Boooooo!

hey keesh we getting drunk early in thw morning i feel like i am onna cruise!!!

Good morning IJM, Nikki, Kesha, Oh Lawdy, and Sweet Cheeks!

I still love Kelis even though she done messed herself up. I was listening to Kaleidoscope and Wanderland over the weekend.

@Im Just me….

great article. Im gonna leave the NRA alone cause ill be stocking up ya dig…so vote Obama but stock up on your…..

i love kelis and her style TO DEATH, but this is a mess.

Hey Nas, how you doing, I heard your almost single, can I see u.

Damn, she looks hot as usual!! And no Nas, im your biggest fan.

Good Morning IJM & Kesha!!!

@ Oh Lawdy ~ Girl I havent been to the Blue Martini in ages, I would say to hit me up, but I have my son on Sunday nights..

LMAO @ NU ~ I got the next round..

@ DC

HEY MOMMA… I LOVE COMING TO AMERICA!! LMAOOOOO!!!

@ CC

I feel you. I am just surprised. Honestly I already thought they endorsed McCain. NRA really should stand for the National Republican Association. I don’t know of ANY Dems that are resgistered with them.

@ NU

It’s okay….at least I know you are still alive!!

@ KESHA

Okay Really. Enough guns in my community killing folks. They can have their guns and keep them away from me as well.

@ Re

Good morning!!

LOL @ Oh Lawdy ~ Be drunk at 8 in the mo’nin on a cruise.. SMDH

@ IJM ~ I seen that comin..

what is there to do on saturdays

Hey DCs Finest!

@ Oh LAWDY, i’ll give that buttery nipple a try. I’ve heard of it before…speaking of drinking, i canNOT wait until the weekend. I plan to be laced Saturday night and then start up again Sunday morning for the Saints game. I think i’ma get out early and tailgate before the game. Usually just head straight to the Dome but this time i think i will hang with the white folks and get f*cked up BEFORE the game starts, lol! Cant wait…looking forward to the weekend

@ IJM

That is like the best movie of all times, lol!

Good morning Re! I forgot you in the shout outs!

girl what we were actually still drinking from the night before i had alcoh0l poisoning on the ship….drink, fugg, and casino is all we did the whole 7 days!!

@Sweetcheeks and IJM…Oh Lawdy

GOODMORNING!

@Nikki Underwood…

I’m turning to dancing for money…I can’t get that tip right now!

I guess she thinks she’s cute…whatever *shrugs*

How long did it take her to think of this getup?

go re,, just cuz she dance the gogo that sont make her a ho no

MORNING SWEET CHEEKS!!!

@ Re

LOVE THE NEW GRAVIE AWW!!!

i think i will welcome your snakey this mornin daywalker!!

i think i will welcome your snakey this mornin daywalker!!

@ Kesha

We know what animals they are really hunting for. Some of the human variety. Dick Cheney anyone!!

Good Morning Everyone!!

::clearing throat:: I read a blind item the other day that sounded like it was about her…

Hey Afiya!

hey cp!!!!

Hey Afiya & Cutie Pie

@ IJM, you read my mind

@ CutiePie,

Morning, i think i know what you’re talking about…the one about her making a video with someone other than her husband…?

she is not pretty at all

hey oh lawdy, DC, Nikki, IJM, kesha, sweet cheeks, re

hey afiya

I see they are trying to dispel the rumors.

i aint got no money!!! i am fixin to go on stage after re!!!

@ kesha

yea..but i’m still a little confused because I think its between her beyonce, and ciara I can’t think of anyone else…

@ Keesha

lol! thanx!! and good morning to you!!!

cp but ciara isnt married

Mrs Jones cant help it, she still has a whole load of cloth from back in da days when she hung around Pharell n da rest of the N.E.R.D. I d still hit it!

@ Cutie Pie

It can’t be Ciara cause she’s not married. It may be Kelis…

@ Oh Lawdy ~ Saturdays??? I dont even know. I hardly go out anymore.. Sometimes i’ll do The Mirage on a saturday. Ever been there??

@ CutiePie ~ You can take Ciara outta that equation cause apparently 50 cent has beef with who’s ever husband it is.. Thats what I heard, but you know how that goes..

@ CP,

I immediately thought of her…i dont think Bey has the balls to cheat, at least not yet…i say give it a few years after Jay has been wandering and still no kids and then we’ll see. Its Kelis, i bet its her. And she looks freaky like that anyway, lol!

@K-mia,

Welcome!

@ sweet cheeks

50 has beef with everybody so thats not a good clue lol..I heard wendy saw the tape

didn’t they say that ciara and 50 were married on the DL??

@IJM

Thanks

Hello everyone! Due to hard time, I’m turning to tricking and dancing for money. Even the most prideful of us have to reduce ourselves to survive.

Sorry though, I will be fully dressed in a baggy turtle neck with tapered jeans, to deter scandalicious behavior and touching.

standing in red g-string, red bikini top & 5 inch red & black stripper shoes…

Looks over @ Re((wearin lime green cat suit with matching shoes)), “crowd is kinda slow tonight huh??”

yeah when it was moets but then i went one night and it was spanish night and ummmmmmmmm hell to the no i didnt stay i liked phase 2 but that didnt last long…………………hold on yall i gotta get on stage

LMAO @ CutiePie ~ He does have beef with everybody!!!! DDDDAAAMMMMNNN!!!! But yea, I heard Wendy is the one with the tape & the one trying to sell it.. But who’s to say.. LOL

LMAO @ Re

I never heard that 50 and Ciara were married. I remember the talk about him wearing a wedding ring but that was for his movie.

@ DC

well who ever it is.. I want to see the tape..yes I said it lol

LOL @ Cutie Pie

So do I!

DEAD @ Oh Lawdy!!!! No sex in the champagne room!!!

@ CutiePie ~ Shoooot, I wanna see it too!!! See if I can learn any new tricks.. lol

yeah spanish nught sucks those old strong perfume and cologne wearing fools….they better open up some more clubs before superbowl!!!

Whats skakin DCsFinest???

U workin today ma?? Or just chillin at the club??

@Sweet Cheeks

(((looking around))) Night is kinda slow. But don’t worry, sinful jobs will always recieve funding

@Daywalker

Just don’t tell my mama and papa….!

LMAO @ Sweetcheeks dancing hard and better than me!

um i want a jolly rancher daywalker thanks

cheeks and re dont make me have to start inserting things into my coocoo i am the headliner here……

daywalker where you from

yeah many times likes it when it was the garage that was when i was single and freeky

DEAD @ Oh Lawdy

@ Sweets Cheeks

Hey girl! I’ll be at the bar, lol! I’ll have a Dirty Bong Water and a Liquid Cocaine!

i am fixing to show my skills :pullingoutandlightingupanewportandinsertingittoshowicanblowsmokeringswithmycoocoo!:

love is truly blind, because this chick is a hot ass mess.

Ok…so then I want to be the co-owner of the strip club… no one will be admitted if they do not respect the dress code…no jeans, sneakers,or fitteds..please do not touch the dancers or I will get the bouncers or I will get them to escort you to your car via ass whopping..and you are not allowed to tip below $10..come on these are classy women here…i’ll be at the bar…

Nas is how we East Londoners would say “bloody gawjus”.

I wish I had a piece of him. Kelis……… you are one lucky woman. Not only is Nas relatively easy (and sooo buff)on the eye, the man has a whole lot of intellect!

thanks cp is our chamgagne room but invitation only cuz um some off are on the come up for a buck!! its all in a days work…

“Nas is how we East Londoners would say “bloody gawjus”.

I wish I had a piece of him. Kelis……… you are one lucky woman. Not only is Nas relatively easy (and sooo buff)on the eye, the man has a whole lot of intellect!”

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did you like him with his cracked tooth or after he got it fixed?

cp sorry some of us

@ oh lawdy

the champaign room is open to those who are willing to drop the real cash i’m talking about money clip worthy..ehhh but there is no sex in the champaign room…

…It looks like we’re all dancers here. Remember, my uniform is baggy, brown bland turtlenecks with tapered jeans, and fubu sneakers….

My stage name is the Green Elephant.

Good Morning EVERYONE!! *waves*

I have a NRA sticker on my vehicle…that means…KEEP BACK!!

But that Sarah Palin gots some skill with a rifle.

sweets i used to go there too thats some nasty heffas in there.,… please manager cp i need the extra cash….

MY PEEPS!! HEY YOU GUYS!!

OH LAWDY!!

SWEET CHEEKS!!

IJM (spoke in the other thread, but here goes again)

CUTIE PIE!!(you too)

DC’S!!

I’VE MISSED YOU ALL!! AND MY DAYS AT WORK ARE REALLY SLOW NOW.

lol @ Re in her FUBU sneakers!!!! hehehe

@ OH LAWDY ~ WHY AM I JUST REALIZING THAT WE’RE OFF ON MONDAY???????????????

what chu want daywalker cuz its gonna cost more than change!!!

um thats why i am trying to go blue martini!!!

thats so funny the fed ex guy just asked if we were off on Monday..I’m like whats on Monday??

LMAO @ Cutie

Not an arcade!!

Hey SxyQ!!! Is it really you?!

@Re & Sweet Cheeks…I’ll be y’all bodyguard…hold the purses and all…keep the bad people back! slap a few hoes (been wanting to do that for a minute)…WHAT!?

DEAD @ CutiePie & Daywalker!!!

..sits on Daywalkers lap, rubs the back of his head hoping to get closer to that briefcase with the 20 stacks, also tryin to make sure Oh Lawdy doesnt catch me on her customer..

@SWEET CHEEKS

LOL..I’M AT DENNY’S WAITING FOR YOU SO WE CAN HAVE OUR NORMAL HUNG OVER AFTER A NIGHT OF PARTYING BREAKFAST!! LOL(ihop was getting tired)

GIRL YOU KNOW THE JOB GOT THE DROP ON ME. SO I’M FORCED TO RESORT TO EARLY HOURS IF I SIMPLY MUST BLOG.

@ Oh Lawdy ~ I see that now.. Shoot, now im thinking about making arrangements for lil man & goin to the Blue Martini with ya ass!!!

@sxyq

got ur message..shame on it! u gotta send emails to verify ur identity..what is this world coming too..SMH lol

Hey Jaxon!

LMAO @ Green Elephant

@ Daywalker

Good Morning Good Sir!!! How are you today?

ATTENTION

TIMES ARE HARD IN THE YARD AND I HAVE A FAMILY TO TAKE CARE OF SO…I WILL BE WATCHING YOUR BEBE’s KIDS FOR MINIMAL PRICES…OVERNIGHT…7 DAYS A WEEK…WHILE YOU SHAKE YOUR AZZES IN THE CLUB, WORK WHAT YOU GOT OR AIN’T GOT. I DO NOT GIVE BATHS SO BATHE THEMS HEATHENS BEFORE THEY COME AND I DON’T SERVE PORK PRODUCTS AND I DO USE JORDACHE PAMPER’S. WE CANNOT AFFORD HUGGIES OR PAMPER BRAND AND PLEASE BRING A MAT BECAUSE YOUR CHILD WILL NOT BE WETTING UP MY MATTRESS!!! IF YOU WANT TO SET UP APPOINTMENTS FOR YOUR KIDS CALL ME AT 1-800-BAD-AZZES!!! This is a Public Service Announcement

@DC’S

YES MOMMA, IT’S REALLY ME. ON UNTIL I HEAD OUT TO WORK. WHATS BEEN UP GIRL?

hey jaxon

@ Afiya ~ Hope you got your heat with you, cause this is a rough crowd.. lol

@ SxyQ ~ Girl imma be there in 20 mins.. Im goin to the dressing room now to put on normal clothes.. I dont think I’ll get served @ Dennys if I show up in my red g-string & matchin bikini top.. LOL!!!!

@ Sweet Cheeks

My ex boyfriend used to DJ @ 112

Good morning everyone!!!

@ Sxy Q

Nothing much. Missed u lady! I just had to check cause its crazies out here, lol! Like your new gravie!

LMFAO @ IJM

…walks pass DCsFinest & slaps her on the ass…

I dont know why you playin girl!! There is money to be made!!! LOL

HEY CP DC NU SxyQ (good to see the real you) IJM Daywalker Afiya

You know Mama be ready! probably won’t even need it…just gonna give them the look…like WHAT?!!!

If need be I can do a mean knee, kick, drop!

@Nikki

ABCDE! Naw girl, just Green like Leprechaun green!

@Sweetcheeks

You know FUBU is corny! Would ya’ll talk to me if I posted pictures of me decked out in FUBU? Be honest…ya’ll would think I was a BAMMA….

DEAD DEAD DEAD @ IJM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ MsJaxon ~ 112 in Tampa??

HEY THESEEN!!!! Hope you have cash, cause if not then ass gotta go.. lol

Hey Seen

@ IJM yea I’m gonna need your services… I got 8 kids, can I get a discount…you gotta watch out the baby Man-Man…he gets a little “handsy”…his daddy is TheSeen so what can you expect?

@DC’S

THANK YOU MOMMA. SWEET CHEEKS SAYS I’M GETTIN THICK (smiling at my girl sweet cheeks) COMES FROM ALL THAT GOBBLING FOOD LIKE A PIG. LMAO

@DC’S

GIRL WE CHANGING CLOTHES?? I THOUGHT I COULD PASS WITH MY LEOPARD ONE PIECE…(sh*t..stomping home to find a t-shirt..lol)

MMMMM MMMMM MMMMM, BEAUTY HAS ENTERED THE ROOM…LOOK AT THESEEN.(running my finger up seens abs..) YOU’VE MISSED ME HAVENT YOU?

@Sweet Cheeks…I like ‘em rough

HEY SWEET SEEN…lil cutie pie you :blush:

:grins:

Oh naw…112 in ATL

yea afiya could be a good bouncer she shank men in the private parts..we need a woman of her caliber to handle the broke ones who come here looking for a cheap lap dance..hell no..look how fancy these damn lights look!!…what other clubs have star confetti come out of the ceiling everytime a dancer hits the stage….SMH @ cheapness

Hey theseen!

@ Sweet Cheeks

Hayyyy! (Dancing with my drink over my head)I gotta finish my drink first, lol!

Afiya

GREAT! Although people see my FUBU and go the opposite way…

@Sweetcheeks

LMAO!!! You’re really into this j-o-b!

hey theseen

Fish in white tights !

@sxyQ

Hey girly I will email you later on. You still my boo and I been faithful to you like always (looking to the left and right for MsJaxon trying to chasing me with a butcher knife)lol

@MsJaxon

Good morning MsJaxon

@ The Seen

Good Morning Baby, how are you today!!!

@ Daywalker

That is good. I see what you are up to…starting mess!! You have a good day.

@ Jaxon

Listen, bring a belt cause Imma beat Man-Man azz if he come near these little baby girls.

Yeah you can get a discount for 8 kids….pay for 7 the 8th one is free….but i need you to fill out this financia aid form…that ish is a write off for me.

@Sweetcheeks

Fun Fact #1: I wore a yellow and blue FUBU sneakers, AFTER the fad died down….everyone laughed at me.

“Back then, they didn’t want me, now they all on me,” ~Michael Jones

@ SxyQ ~ Girl the one piece leopard print was FIYA!!! Specially with them red pumps!! DO THE DAMN THING!!!

@ Afiya ~ I like em rough too!! he he

LMAO @ MsJaxon & her eight kids!!! DAMN!!!

@TheSeen26

I’m glad I’m not number 1,000,000 on your list!

ok daywalker gimme a 7 and 7 i am feelinf kinda old school today!!! the old geezers are tipping betta than the young bucks so bring it on nicca!!!

(giving seen the evil glare..) MMMM HMMMM, DONT MAKE ME PUT THE DUKES UP ON YOU. AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU, I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO DOT YOUR EYE!! (LOL)

@SWEET CHEEKS

YEAH I KNOW! WE WERE KILLIN EM. BUT WE CANT GO TO DENNY’S DRESSED LIKE THIS. LMAO

@ The Seen

Oh I’m not gonna chase you…

***dusts off freak um dress throws it on***

I’m out..You and SxyQ can watch the kids..Mama’s going kickin it…oh and your son needs diaper change..he’s ripe

cheeks go to the directory and find me last name thomas then type bl and thats me!! sametime me

cheeks go to the directory and find me last name thomas then type bl and thats me!! sametime me

DEAD @ DCsFinest!!!!!

@ Q

Don’t be talking all that Yin and Yang to THE SEEN. I’ll fight ya. I already had to tolerate that he and Jaxon had a baby that I am watching…you will not threaten and disrespect him further.

i’ll be back lata ya’ll – i gotta get some REAL work done..

ROFL@JAXON (ripe..dead)

HRMPH, GIRL Q DONT DO NO BABYSITTIN. (shoves miniseen into seens’ arms)YA BETTA GET TO CHANGING SOME HUGGIES SEEN!! AND I DONT WANT NO HOES IN MY HOUSE WHILE I’M GONE!! (running out the door to meet sweet cheeks in the car, headed to shake a tail feather..lol)

WHERE THE HELL IS GLOK9N????

uh uh ain’t no fighting in here!!..yall step outside with all that nonsense..and seen when you’re down juggling your many ladies get in here and take it off ….the females need love too…

you making oshie like the cotton candy spray up or me up :confuse:

@ day

“@ OH LAWDY!!!!

(Check me out!)

ok daywalker gimme a 7 and 7 i am feelin kinda old school today!!! the old geezers are tipping betta than the young bucks so bring it on nicca!!!

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This young buck TIPS!!! *gets Martini from waitress, slides her a c-note,says “7&7″ at stripper “Get on your knees, and lick that up!!!”

Pointing at Oshie.”

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i’m about high ready to kick you out!!..this aint that type of establishment u understand??..won’t be no licking up of anything off the floor..this ain’t r kelly’s log room…

@Sweetcheeks

Say you were going on a blind date, and the guy looked real fresh…but had FUBU shades, FUBU sneaks, jeans with FUBU imprinted on the back pocket, and a FUBU jacket on….and opened his car door for you and all the seats said FUBU on the headrest…and his steering wheel said FUBU…

…but he’s clean and fresh though, don’t forget…would you date him?

daywalker are you making oshie lick up the body spray of lick me up cuz if its me that all cost your cheap ass extra!!!!

“@Sweetcheeks

Say you were going on a blind date, and the guy looked real fresh…but had FUBU shades, FUBU sneaks, jeans with FUBU imprinted on the back pocket, and a FUBU jacket on….and opened his car door for you and all the seats said FUBU on the headrest…and his steering wheel said FUBU…

…but he’s clean and fresh though, don’t forget…would you date him?”

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He better own the company FUBU with all that FUBU on…

@ NU

Yeah..I am keying invoices…

LMAO @ Cutie pie! But would you date him? He’s fine beyond your wildest dreams….

ATTENTION

ATTENTION

TIMES ARE HARD IN THE YARD AND I HAVE A FAMILY TO TAKE CARE OF SO…I WILL BE WATCHING YOUR BEBE’s KIDS FOR MINIMAL PRICES…OVERNIGHT…7 DAYS A WEEK…WHILE YOU SHAKE YOUR AZZES IN THE CLUB, WORK WHAT YOU GOT OR AIN’T GOT. I DO NOT GIVE BATHS SO BATHE THEMS HEATHENS BEFORE THEY COME AND I DON’T SERVE PORK PRODUCTS AND I DO USE JORDACHE PAMPER’S. WE CANNOT AFFORD HUGGIES OR PAMPER BRAND AND PLEASE BRING A MAT BECAUSE YOUR CHILD WILL NOT BE WETTING UP MY MATTRESS!!! IF YOU WANT TO SET UP APPOINTMENTS FOR YOUR KIDS CALL ME AT 1-800-BAD-AZZES!!! This is a Public Service Announcement

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We got it covered all around

I’m tired of them baybay kids…you can have ‘em

@IJM

OH YOU AINT GET THE MEMO? GIRL SEEN LOVES HIM SOME ME. AINT NOTHIN YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. LOL

@ re

“LMAO @ Cutie pie! But would you date him? He’s fine beyond your wildest dreams….”

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I would..clothes don’t mean that much to me…wait i’m lying lol if the logo was very minimal i’d go on 1 date with him but then we would have to get to the bottom of his FUBU obsession and ask him why he is so loyal to a fallen company…but you never know FUBU might just make a come back

hey cp some cheap nicca inthe corner putting rolls of pennies in every bodys g strangs come get his ass outta here!

HEYYYYYY BROOK LYNN!! I’VE MISSED YOU TOO GIRL. I’LL ONLY BE ON FOR A FEW MORE MINUTES THEN IT’S OFF TO THE DUNGEON.

“hey cp some cheap nicca inthe corner putting rolls of pennies in every bodys g strangs come get his ass outta here!”

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Afiya..handle this please..but take the pennies..I’m saving up for my future childrens college fund….

hey brook

Good morning Sweet Cheeks,Nikki U, Re, Oh Lawdy, Kesha, DCsFinest,theseen, Afiya, IJM, cutie pie, kmia, Rossy, sxyQB, Jaxon, Oshie, sorry if I missed other regulars and for spselling mistakes typing as fast as i can before massa returns!

Hey Brook Lynn representin’ BK to the fullest!

AUNTIEEEEEE!!! HEY MOMMA!!!

hey aunt viv

What y’all chicks doing? all I see y’all doing is walking back and forth across the stage winkin’…who you think you are Sarah Palin???

*Gets whip*…MOVE THEM HIPS…MOVE…NOW!!

That’s it…damn, why somebody always gotta beat sense into y’all tight asses…SMDH!!

Boy, go pick up dem gals money…I’m watchin’ ya!!

no perverts row but you are sitting there spanking your monkey!!!

Is Kelis and Nas so uninteresting that this space is used to chat?

alright I got a metting BRB…

@ Cutie Pie….LMAO

Cracked teeth or not….Nas has and always will be my kinda man!

meeting*

meeting*

sxyQB!!!!!!!!!!!!! where you been girl?

cutie pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no we always chat here this is actually a chat room you betta ask somebody!!!

Hey Aunt Viv

True Story:

We in Atlantic City…husband goes to strip club across from our hotel…he got all these ones…balls them up and starts throwing money at the chicks like they dart boards…

Needless to say…his dumb ass got put out…

He was like I didn’t know I couldn’t throw the money at ‘em…

responsibilites handed off to Afiya..she keeps things in order

afiya instead of making it rain he was making it hail

OKAY HUMANS. HEADED OUT TO THE DUNGEON. LOVE YOU GUYS!! MAY SIGN ON AFTER WORK. ENJOY YOUR DAY!!

lmao at oshie and daywalker :lmao:

@ SxyQ

Aww, yes I know how the dungeon can be. You look so nice in ur gravy. Those are my favorite pants. P.S while u been gone, OH LAWDY has corrupted my mind. shame on her LOL

Hey Brookie..what’s good?

Aunt Viv

VICTORIA!!!!

hell no brook dont blame it on me you been a poo poo pirate!!!

Good morning sweet cheeks n lovely Miss Nik U , girl u know u make my day all u have to do is put up your face picture n i get all antsy cause u is fine as helllllllllll.

@Sweetcheeks

Say you were going on a blind date, and the guy looked real fresh…but had FUBU shades, FUBU sneaks, jeans with FUBU imprinted on the back pocket, and a FUBU jacket on….and opened his car door for you and all the seats said FUBU on the headrest…and his steering wheel said FUBU…

…but he’s clean and fresh though, don’t forget…would you date him?

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YES I WOULD. I’D RATHER HIM BE IN BUMMY CLOTHES AND TREAT ME RIGHT THAN BE DRESSED TO THE 9 AND BEAT MY AZZ AND CHEAT ON ME!!

Daywalker, hey my man im on my way 2 work now with my morning java in my hand and its spilling everywhere.

you people freak me out

I miss Miss Milkshake aka Kelis, wild looking hair, I am not feeling this short style on her.

huh ball waxing???

LOL @ Afiya

Have a good day sxyQB

Hi Victoria mama

Afiya..handle this please..but take the pennies..I’m saving up for my future childrens college fund….

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Checks fools pockets…take whatever money they got…give them the look and points finger to the door…

(boy holds head down and exits establishment)

“ANYBODY ELSE WANNA GET STUPID???”

must be nice to the female when you tea bag her!

HEY BROOK LYNN!!! HOW ARE YOU TODAY MOMMA

HEY AUNTIE V!!

LOL @ OH LAWDY (Poo Poo Pirate) WTF?

LOL @ Daywalker wanting to put skrippers on his 1040 tax return, LOL

@ Oshie

Men who wax their balls are the best. LOL

Hey Auntie & Brook!!!

@ IJM

I’m great mama. So excited to be leaving the NYC for MIA… LOL

lovwe her fashion sense i love watching her period.

@ NU

You know I emailed you…don’t play no games!!!

@ Daywalker

LOL, u wax them balls boo. Dont be ashamed!!! lol

Hi @ DC (Waving) ur Gravie makes me smile everyday. LOL

@ Brook

Have a good time Momma, and bring some sun and warmth back for us.

LOL @ IJM

@ Brook

You can come and get him and smile all the time, lol!

@ NU

I want to know if I am right or wrong.

Daywalker said:

Plenty in the bank, boo. PLENTY!

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MAN, where you been? you ain’t see that Bankrupcy sign on that bank window when you drove by and thought you still had all them money sittin’ pretty? What you thought that sign said…Columbus Party?

MANNNN…smh

hmm. my usual motto: kelis can do no wrong. um… not in this case.

that ‘fit is terrible

WASHINGTON — After forgoing character attacks during the second presidential debate, Republican John McCain sought Wednesday to sow doubt about Democrat Barack Obama’s background and character. Obama, meanwhile, accused the McCain campaign of trying to “score cheap political points.”

Both candidates tried to play into voters’ worries about the other with a mere four weeks to go before Election Day. McCain is perceived as being weak on the economy, and Obama continued a line of attack against the veteran senator for saying recently that the fundamentals of the U.S. economy were strong.

McCain and his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, challenged Obama’s campaign claims, stressed his lack of experience and said his ideas were dangerous.

“We’ve all heard what he’s said. But it’s less clear what he’s done, or what he will do,” McCain told supporters in the battleground state of Pennsylvania.

McCain’s remarks about Obama were interrupted with shouts of “socialist,” “terrorist” and “liar.”

Palin said there were too many questions about Obama’s past: “John McCain didn’t just come out of nowhere. The American people know John McCain.”

And for the second time in three days, a speaker at a Republican rally invoked Obama’s middle name, Hussein, in an apparent attempt to feed lingering fears about the Democrat’s background.

Lehigh County Republican Chairman Bill Platt twice used Obama’s middle name before McCain and Palin arrived at the campaign stop in the town of Bethlehem. The campaign quickly issued a statement saying it did not condone “this inappropriate rhetoric.”

McCain has called the use of Obama’s middle name both improper and inappropriate and once apologized after a supporter warming up a rally used it. Hussein is a common name in Muslim cultures and its use in the campaign is seen as an effort to link Obama to radical Islam even though he is a Christian. Obama’s father was a Muslim from Kenya.

Wednesday’s attacks came after Palin over the weekend repeatedly went after Obama, claiming he is close with William Ayers, a founder of the violent Vietnam-era group the Weather Underground. Obama and Ayers live in the same Chicago neighborhood and have served together on community boards.

Obama, speaking in an ABC News interview televised Wednesday night, shot back at the McCain campaign, saying they were highlighting his association with Ayers in an effort to “score cheap political points” in the final weeks before the election.

Obama said he was surprised McCain didn’t bring the attacks up at this week’s second presidential debate.

“I am surprised that, you know, we’ve been seeing some pretty over-the-top attacks coming out of the McCain campaign over the last several days, that he wasn’t willing to say it to my face. But I guess we’ve got one last debate. So presumably, if he ends up feeling that he needs to, he will raise it during the debate.”

Palin first accused Obama of “palling around with terrorists,” then recalibrated her criticism to say the lack of clarity about the Ayers-Obama relationship was a legitimate campaign issue because it speaks to Obama’s truthfulness and judgment.

Obama said Wednesday that he has said many times that Ayers “engaged in some despicable acts 40 years ago when I was 8 years old” and that he was an education professor at the University of Illinois when they met 10 or 15 years ago.

“The notion that somehow he has been involved in my campaign, that he is an adviser of mine, that he — I’ve palled around with a terrorist, all these statements are made simply to try to score cheap political points,” Obama said.

The return to heavily negative campaigning by the Republican ticket came as McCain, behind in the polls, gained no ground following Tuesday night’s debate with Obama.

With time running out and U.S. and global financial institutions battered as badly as at any time in nearly eight decades, American voters appeared increasingly disinclined to put a Republican back in the White House, regardless of concerns about whether Obama, a first-term senator, has enough experience.

The Democrat leads in key states and the most recent Gallup Poll daily tracking survey showed Obama expanding his lead over McCain to 11 percentage points, though he has yet to sew up the race.

At the debate, Obama and McCain stood back from the vitriol that was consuming the campaign in the days leading up to the town-hall forum at Belmont University, which snap polls after the give and take showed Obama had won.

The only new proposal McCain brought to voters in the Nashville, Tennessee, confrontation Tuesday night was $300 billion in additional government spending on sour mortgages.

On Wednesday, McCain added he would “confront” the massive federal debt and would balance the annual federal budget by the end of his term in office, without specifying whether he meant in four years or perhaps eight years should he be elected twice.

McCain has long promised to balance the budget but this was the first time he renewed the pledge since the enactment of a $700 billion bailout this month of troubled financial institutions which could complicate such an effort.

Obama’s campaign released a statement Wednesday criticizing McCain’s mortgage bailout plan, saying it would cause the government to lose money by paying too much for bad loans.

Speaking to several thousand people in Indianapolis, Obama acknowledged public anxiety over the financial crisis.

“This isn’t a time for fear or panic,” he said. “This is a time for resolve and leadership.”

He also sought to tie his rival to the unpopular Republican president, George W. Bush.

“All we heard from Sen. McCain was more of the same Bush economics that led us into this mess,” Obama said. The Illinois Democrat urged supporters not to be “hoodwinked” or “bamboozled” by what he called downsides to McCain’s health care proposals.

Meanwhile, Palin’s husband weighed in for the first time on a controversy over whether his wife, in her role as Alaska’s governor, abused her power in firing a state official.

Palin and her husband, Todd, are the focus of an investigation by a legislative panel in Alaska.

The Palins are accused of pressuring Public Safety Commissioner Walter Monegan to fire a state police officer who had gone through a messy divorce with the governor’s sister. When he resisted, Monegan says, Gov. Palin fired him.

The panel is expected to meet Friday and release a potentially embarrassing report into the firing.

In an affidavit submitted by Todd Palin to the investigators in response to questions given to him, the governor’s husband defended his role as a close adviser to his wife but was adamant that he never pressured anyone — including his wife — about the officer.

yeah right, quit lying about BS!

@ Dc Finest: (consider ur pup sold!, LOL)

@ IJM: Thank u hun, I know I will have a blast in my 2nd home away from home. LOL

@ Daywalker

I totally agree with you, men should be as clean shaven as they want their women to be. It is a tit for tat thing, LOL

Daywalker

Were you born a fag or did you get turned out at an early age? Maybe you should call yourself Swishwalker.

I love Kelis, I do, but this is getting ridiculous,

Redd, did you see the HOUSING MARKET???

Man, they selling 300K houses for like 85K…damn, if I was in the housing market I’d be jumpin’ on that…talk about a STEAL!! WOW!

I’m with you…jump in now!

this is the best time to but stock!

all you have to do is wait for the economy to get back on its toes and ya stock will damn near triple!!

ball waxing?!?! Hmm..

@ Redd

how much are the stocks going for??

I think stocks are great but if you don’t have the money you are better off saving your money in a box for now…

@Afiya

Im thinking the best time to buy is during the week of the election day, when Obama wins, because consumer confidence will increase…

@ Daywalker wrote: I agree, And I love me some tits!

Eww, why must u ruin a perfectly good moment. ugh! Lol

Hey Redd, I just heard about that Warren Buffet news too. Interesting…

Hey mojojojo!

Hey girl @ Mojojojo (waving)

@ Brook

Ok now, he’s cute but he’s always doing something he shouldn’t be doing. Hide your slippers and bras and panties!

*Busting thru the door with all spandex, hooker boots, and Beyonce wig*

HOW ARE Y’ALL DOING TODAY!?!

Hey Lacombe, my fellow Cancer sista!!!

Good Afternoon!

What yall doing in here?

I just can’t imagine Kelis singing Lauren Hills part but that is his wife…by the way I Love Nas!

**Grabbing push up bra and whip**

…So we gettin’this money today or what, Ladies????

ooh it is still morning sorry!

Hey BE!

cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985*We are officially in the sun sign of Libra!!!! Time to rejoice (Check me out!)

@ Redd

how much are the stocks going for??

I think stocks are great but if you don’t have the money you are better off saving your money in a box for now…

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Well look at it this way, stock such as UPS were trading as high as $75 this year now its little less than $50…same thing goes for anything else Google was $406 a share now its about less than $350.00…My recommendation is speak with the advisors or your employers $401k and IRA’s for their recommendations…Remember use the system to gain, if you dont use a portion of the money you have you wont make any

@Dc – hey Lady!

@Nikki U – Hey – you know you crazy with those comments in the other threads…

HEY MOJOJO!!! HOW ARE YOU TODAY? HOPE ALL IS WELL. IT IS NICE TODAY. 63 and sunny!!! Looks nice!

Hey DC ((waving))

…Blade, ain’t nothing gay about you baby! :kiss:

@ NU

You still ain’t answering me. Why you hatin’ on the kid???

@CP

And of course thats per share

Hey Be, hey Lacombe!

Nikki..

Yeah girl, they said they had ballers up in here so you know i’m down!!

Hey Auntie!!

@ redd

less than $50 huh?…oh ok i’ll look into it …BRB

@Aunt Viv – Hey

@IJM – Hello – I had to print out those articles to read them some of them were long but they are good

Hey Da Pro! Whats up with you this afternoon?

What’s Good, Dapro!?!

<—-lawdy is coming back fixing her wig and outfit, cuz some balla just broke her backin the champagne room she hands cp 1500 for the house……

@Da Pro – Hey!

*kisses DaPro’s cheek*

Afternoon Handsome!

Hey Pro

Oh Lawdy, girl Blade just broke me off so you might wanna shake it fast in front a his ass!! **Ballin’** lol

Can’t spell today but you ladies get the message

@Afiya – Hey Lady!

@Ms. Jaxon – Hey – How’s the need J O B!

good morning people

@Ms. jaxon “new” sorry!

@redd

kudos to u bruh ,bringing out how to make money(stocks) instead of that perv theseen always talking about sex!!

lacombe girl i got his $ already, you got my seconds!!!

Mornind dapro Da Don, LOL

Sweet CHeeks is GEEKED UP GEEKED UP!!!!!

Im starting to see space ships in TAMPA!!!!..

Hey Family First!! (waving)

cheeks sametime me go to the directory last name thomas first name starts with bl thats me

Look at Fam First with the new gravie, lol! I see you looking all cute!

@day

word up n*gga!!

lacombe what i did nah

Hey dapro, welcome back to your gravie!!

Hay Family First, nice new gravie too!!

sup Lacombe Redbone (waving back atcha)

@ DCs Finest

aw shucks

where is z today, maybe she played hooker today oops i meant hooky!!!

sup Aunt Viv howre you doing this morning?

@ Fam First

LOL! You do look nice though.

@ Family First,

I’m good today hon-glad it’s Thursday-I need the weekend to start RIGHT NOW!

Which one of y’all Tampa chicks scalded your man?

Speak up!

Hey Be, Fam First, 6am (wishing I was back in Hawaii ) and anyone else just coming in.

@ DCsFinest

thank you

long weekend wwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! @ family first now free peeks we hope you got some money today!!! its tits and ass thursday!!!

Fam First is a cutie…remind me of one of dem kickass guys

@Nik

Saved the best for last lovely lady

@Afiya

*kisses big sis on the cheek* What’s up Philly

@DcFinest

*You gon eat yo cornbread* (reaches for plate)

What’s up ma. You been MIA the last few, you ducking the fam?

@Be

What’s up stranger, you been MIA too

@Lancombe

Red, how you be lady?

@Aunt Viv

My favorite aunt, what’s up baby? I can’t see no Gravies at work.

@Ms Jaxon

Well, we meet again. How is the new gig? Do I need to make a guest appearance?

@Brook Lynn

There’s my sexual chocolate. Pappa says be good today ma

@ Aunt Viv

i feel you i need the weekend to arrive ASAP. i’m about to fall asleep on my keyboard. do you guys get Monday off for Columbus Day or Native Peoples Day or whatever it’s called now?

@ Afiya

hey hey there you just got back from Hawaii? luckyyyyyy

DaPro…I like that Nas track!!

@ Dapro

I promise papa, I will be on my best behavior todoy {crossing fingers behind my back}

LOL…this is NOT THE TIME to be messing wit somebody money…

Afiya

(Check me out!)

Fam First is a cutie…remind me of one of dem kickass guys

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I dont know what I did but THANKS

@ OH LAWDY

im gonna have to get a free peek cuz i only got enough cash on me for lunch today and i cant do without lunch

@dapro,

I’m chillin’ fam I gave you props before I logged off last night after your married comments!

Your gravie with you on the bike is the one I see again.

@ Fam

Hey there…sportin s new gravvy

@ Be

It’s good..laid back..chill

@ Pro

Yes as a matter of fact…the desk is a little wobbly..DO you have your toolbelt?

@ Afiya

i’ve never been to Hawaii but i’ll have to make it out there eventually. i’m currently finalizing my trip to England over the holidays so im excited about that

@ Family First,

I work for a European company so I’m working Monday. It’s the worst. We were open for MLK day too, but I took that day off…

@ Family,

England’s cool-lived there briefly. Really expensive, especially with our weak dollar. Don’t forget to pack the umbrella. Have fun!!

family havent you seen the tip drill video, we do take debit and credit cards with proper id!!!

Have fun @ Fam First…my sister goes there alot…I’m not interested…just let me go back to Hawaii…that’s all I wanna do.

this is the best time to but stock!

all you have to do is wait for the economy to get back on its toes and ya stock will damn near triple!!

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@mojojojo

That’s EXACTLY right…

As the saying tried and true statement goes = “Buy low, Sell high”…

This is the time when smart people and/or wealthy/rich people buy stocks and when the economy picks back up (it’ll be a little while) that’s when they’ll sell those same stocks that they didn’t pay too much for and make a nice a$$ profit… Cha-Ching!!!

Slide I took my money out 2 years ago…I just got back in about 2 months ago…I’m hoping in 10 years that I can just double what I had 2 years ago and I’d be good…real good!

@ Da Pro

I’m not ducking ya’ll, lol! I been working man! I took a couple of days off work and spent time with the fam but you know I love ya’ll!

@ oshie

do we have WIC in NY???!!!??? well of course…

@ Aunt Viv

I just ordered my red velvet cake from Cakeman Raven for Thanksgiving!

white girls do not even like black girls!! unless she grew up in the hood?? HMMMMMMMM

@DCsfinest

that puppy is cute, can i buy it from u for $20????

I took my money out 2 years ago…I just got back in about 2 months ago…I’m hoping in 10 years that I can just double what I had 2 years ago and I’d be good…real good!

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@Afiya

You’ll be just fine…

Especially after Obama gets in Office and corrects Bush’s mistakes and gets this Country back on track…

As Chris Rock says = Bush messed things up so much he made it hard for a white man to become the President again…

Just make sure to do your due diligence on the companies whose stock you chose to purchase = real easy just chose those solid companies, don’t trip off “too hard” how they’re doing now, everybody ain’t doing too well for the most part…

Buy low, Sell high…

Watch in a few years, you’ll be straight and sitting pretty = I envision you now licking your thumbs counting them stacks, $100, $200… LOL

@ DC,

Guuuuurl!!!!!

**salivating**

Now I’m really hungry! I may have to treat myself to a slice tonight!

Hello and good afternoon everybody! Well its almost Friday so we should all be in a good mood! :happy:

Hey dapro! big bro! I see I didn’t make the list this week of shout outs I’ve been absent!

@ 6am

You can have his crazy tail for $10 and some grape Now n Laters!

@ Aunt Viv

I’m so excited about my cake. My husband doesn’t understand but I can’t wait!

@ Ms Jaxon

yeah i had to change up the gravie when i saw everybody else changing theirs. i was a little self-conscious because i got a couple bumps on my face

@ Aunt Viv

i would be mad as hell if i knew my friends were having a day off for a holiday and i didnt get it. but im just salty like that hahaha.

i’ve been talkin with my uncles over in England and theyre trying to convince me to move there if i like it enough. but i know i dont like rain and snow so we’ll see about that

@ OH LAWDY

i have seen the tip drill video and i got my debit card ready LOL

@ Afiya

I havent been able to travel much but i know im gonna get travel-crazy. i want to go to brazil but i heard they kidnap people and steal their organs so i dunno about that

hey dapro & 2cute

sitting her eating curry chicken……damn tis is good!!!

Hey 2cute

DCsFinest(Check me out!)

@ Aunt Viv

I just ordered my red velvet cake from Cakeman Raven for Thanksgiving!

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He DC!!! That is my absolute favorite! Pleeease save me a slice ! I will come and get it! And in exchange I will bring you a slice of my homeade double fudge cake :happy: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, or are you going to stay at home?

Hello 2cute4u

Dammit my happy face won’t show up!!! :happy:

@ 2cute

Deal! We’re going to the in-laws first and then to my mom’s house. I’m keeping the cake at my house, lol! I’ll make something to take with us but red velvet is staying with me!

Hey fam! Hey cutie!! whats up Plies, yeah the weather here in Atlanta is kinda crazy! its been raining for two days, and 65 degrees, and then this weekend it will be 80 damn degrees go figure :confused:

hey family

@Oshie

Hey you!! I’ve neeeever had anything curry, I would like for you to make me some curry chicken to go with DC’s red velvet cake! Now dammit! GET ON IT I’M “HONGRY”!!

Smileys don’t like me

hey Cutie Pie

what day is your birthday again? im starting to get excited about mine

DCsFinest(Check me out!)

@ 2cute

Deal! We’re going to the in-laws first and then to my mom’s house. I’m keeping the cake at my house, lol! I’ll make something to take with us but red velvet is staying with me!

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Yeah we always have to split the day in half with my family and my husbands family! So I tell my family to have dinner in the evening and his family always eats at like 2:oo in the afternoon! It works out most of the time!

@ family

the 16th..you aint the only one lol …i’m just happy next week for me is a 3 day work week…

I see that new pic fam first! Big plans for your birthday??

@Osh and Lawdy

Ya’ll now I’m going to have to search around Atlanta and find some of this food ya’ll are talking about! Its making me crave something different! My husband only like hot wings…so typical!

@ 2cute

Well my family is late for everything so hopefully his family will be prepared on time!

@ CutiePie

youre taking that friday off?? i should do that too. let’s see what ailment can i fake? any suggestions?

I want to try the smilies too!

BRB

@ Plies

He’s a shih tzu & bichon mix. He’s a cutie but he’s crazy as a damn fox!

:frown:

Well one worked, lol!

@ 2cute4u

i have tentatively planned to have dinner at this french fusion restaurant with like 5 or 6 of my closest friends. and another one of my friends is letting me use his house for a house party cuz i know im not about to mess my house up LOL

@ family

even better i’m taking the thursday & friday off..4 day weekend!!..i’m gonna get into all types of trouble

@Aunt Viv

Thanks sweetheart. Can you give me a recap?

Hunger overwhelming now. BRB

BRB 3rd meeting for the day…

@dapro,

@Aunt Viv

Thanks sweetheart. Can you give me a recap?

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oh dapro, i just saw your reply. lemme eat before i faint and get back at cha ‘k?

@2cute

I’m apologize my dear sista but you know any list that exlcudes you isn’t right

Cutie Pie

Ms Jaxon

Re

Be

Afiya

IJM

Nue

Dcfinest

Mojo

Brook Lynn

Ow Lawdy

Oshie

L’Boogie aka Mrs Philly

Z

Lancombe Red

Sweetz

Nik Wood

Kmia

Keesha

Kzz

2Cute

@ Pro

Is that your 4-wheeler?? I love ridin 4 wheelers and bikes

@dapro

Hey My G…whats good which ya?

its fat and purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty

Yeah, I’m bored too…

WHERE IS AFIYA????????

sweet cheeks sametime me girl

@ Oh Lawdy – Whoa!

@ Oh Lawdy ~ last name?

@ Sweets

ima hurt you you stay blowing me Up!! Lmaoooo

dang we on the world wide web but cant get away from each other LMAOOOOOO

@ lawdy

Dead too funny

Are her shoes on the wrong feet?

@ Oshie ~ Where a few people I know chat during the day..

LMAO @ MO ~ alright alright, I’ll leave you alone.. Sheesh..

GO TO THE DIRECTORY MY STANDARD ID IS U750711

@DaPro – What’s up stranger, you been MIA too

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Yeah, I have been in too many meetings at work, so most times I just have time to read through really fast.

WHERE YOU GOING OSHIE!!

What is OIC?

Question

If you knew you were in ya last day of Your period …would you let a guy eat it?

@Everbody – are you giving directions on how to get those smiley faces, because I don’t know how and I am starting to get jealous of all these emotions I see.

@ DCsFinest ~ Whats up girly???

@ Mo ~ How about the first day that I way I could use the excuse “I didnt know it was coming”… LOL

@ BE ~ Hey mama!!! somebody posted the list yesterday, but I cant remember who.. But it was on the SupaHead post!

@ sweets

WORD!!! LMAOOOOOOO I stay hitting them with that lol

Hey guys, just cheking in to say Hi…I am home today….got some ish to do…okay well enjoy your convo…be back l8tr!

daywalker and jax i think

@ Sweet Cheeks

Sweeeeettttsss!!! I’m ready to go HOME!!!!!!!!

Hey Mrs. Philly

Loving the hair! I didn’t get to tell you yesterday!

I can log onto best forums..why don’t we all meet there instead of freakin’ meebo???

@Sweet cheeks – OK thanks I will look!

@Mo – Eat me on the last day of my period – Negative! that just sounds a little raunchy for me eewww!

@ lawdy

DEAD Naw not that bad into the period lol

mojojojjoj not my thang cuz i wanna taste myself on his li[ps when hes done and hell nah

@ Oshie ~ Why were you pouting??

@ Oshie

my email is mojojojo195@yahoo.com

I will see if I can get the Admin to give you an invite

We have been talking to each other for months so I have to see if they with it

Hey y’all what y’all talking bout up in heerre!! (in my Nelly voice)

I wish someone would get Kelis a stylist…..Please…..

@ be

you on Meebo right now??

@ Mo ~ Our admin never came back from lapband surgery!!!!

did she die??

@ Brook ~ You start a good convo!!! Preferrably about sex!! Thanks!!

@ Oshie ~ You might be able to access it.. I cant access a lot of things from work, but I can access that one!

Awwwww that is so tweet!!!! He should be her biggest fan. All hubby’s should be like that!

@CP – no, I logged in early this morning to save the address in my favorites

LMAO @ Oh Lawdy!!!!! I have no idea, last we heard she was having lapband surgery..

*steps and slides across the floor singing step in the name of love*

What’s going on family!! What’s the word for the day?

@ DaPro ~ In a good mood I see!!!!

Hey Be!!

@ Mo ~ U know its true!! LOL

@ be

“@CP – no, I logged in early this morning to save the address in my favorites”

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i’m trying to hack into my comp right now to access it ::evil grin:: lol..nice pic by the way

I was on meebo. Me and Fam First were the only ones there

no the words of the day are love and peace

@ CutiePie ~ Tell me about a male pieces((spell check))!!! Birthday, 2/15 PLEASE!!!

WORD OF THE DAY IS BLOODY COOCHIE!!!

@Sweetz

I’m always in a good mood sweetheart. I can’t get down unless I’m getting down if you know what I mean

How could I ever be down when graced by you my dear

@CP

Hey my lil chocolate delight, put me on to this scheme of yours

schadenfreude

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS??

@ DC

i’m about to start a forum on the best forum website sweetcheeks was talking about..atleast I can access that…I hate being left out lol

LMAO @ Sweet Cheeks

Not a male pieces!

@ DCsFinest ~ Im ready to go too girl!!! Im Kid-free tonight!! Gonna go home Relax, take a nice long hot shower, lay on my bed naked & sip me some wine..

@ Cutie Pie

When r you gonna do it? I don’t want to be left out!

@ DCsFinest ~ Uh Oh!!! Tell me what you know about them??

@ sweet cheeks

male pisces are dreamers..spend a lot of their time fantasizing about just about everything deep down inside they want to save the world..because they are a mutable sign they are able to adapt to any situation..they are hilarious have great sense of humor… and most of them are prone to be addicted to drugs, alchohol or both..

a lot of pisces men I’ve met have nice eyes

but 2/15 is aquarius

@ Sweet Cheeks

Lucky you! I want some wine too!

I was laughing cause you said male “pieces” but I knew you meant pisces, lol!

cp you are on here acting like ms cleo

@ Sweet Cheeks: Me start a convo about sex, honey I told u I am a corny prude, OH Lawdy the Best to do that. LOL

@ DC FINEST: Hey how do u post any=thing on that meebo thing?

LOL @ The wod of the day: Bloody Coochie

@ CutiePie ~ Thank you mama!!! But scratch the Pieces, tell me more about this aquarius please…

hey dapro!! whats up??

@ Cutie Pie

What about Cancer men?

@Sweet cheeks Relax, take a nice long hot shower, lay on my bed naked & sip me some wine..

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Now that is how you relax! No mommy can I, will we, should we, give me – nothing

get scented candles and turn out all the lights – I am jealous

sweets dont lay nakkit you might have a prowler!! or a peeping tom….no wait you might like that i know i wish i would get one!!!!

@ Brook

I had to sign up and then I was able to type

@oshieaka blackchic

oh shut up b*tch u know i am telling the truth!!

@ DCsFinest ~ OOOOHHHHH!!!! I did say male pieces!!! hehe, my bad, I already know about those.. LOL..

Girl come on over, the boys can watch the Backyardigans & dont worry, I’ll put some clothes on.. LOL!

What ever happened to Ms. Cleo??

@DCs finest

i hear u, but that puppy is cool, ok i will increase my offer to $200…. that’s the best i can do!!

@ CP

What is the Deal with Aquarius men? Cuz I dated 1 in the past and currently dating 1 now, and I swear they are the most unbalanced, psychotic sociopaths I ever met!!

@ sweetcheeks

aquarius men are the best( my b/f is an aquarius) they are usually wise beyond their years..humanitarians to the upmost power..they have all types of friends from intellects to idiots..they also have tempers….

but overall they are really great people they’re known to be genius..my b/f b-day is 2/16

i know she went to jail yeah tell me bout those gemini men mine is 05-28-1973

@ DC

I heard Ms Cleo got arrested for faking it!!! Plus, That Biotch wasnt even Jamaican

@Sweetz

I’m sneaking into your crib tonight

ITS ROLE PLAY I’ll BE THE ROBBER WHILE YOU LIE NAKED IN BED!!!!

@CP

Nada my dear, I’m just working for massa that all. Counting down to the 20th , TONE’S BOOM BOOM IS REOPENING SOON

@ Sweet Cheeks

LMAO! I can’t have any alcohol though I’m still fasting.

@ 6am

My hubby would say, SOLD. He’s been trying to get rid of him since I got him. I wouldn’t sell him, at least right now. But if I was going to I couldn’t take less than $500.00!

@ DC

I don’t know much about cancer men but I know they tend to retreat into themselves whenever they are hurt and are self-protective and sensitive..too sensitive..

ms. cleo??? thats pretty harsh! A prophet is only without respect in her own home..SMH…

@ Brook ~ Thanks for the heads up on aquarious men!!! LOL

@Brook – you can get arrested for foretelling the future and lying…..man what is the world coming to…no good scams

What about Taurus men?

i love you cp but tell me bout dem gemini men 05-28-1973

@ CutiePie ~ Thanks again mama!!!!

@ Oshie ~ DORA THE EXPLORERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ DCsFinest ~ Well dammit, imma have my wine!! I’ll make you a turkey & cheese grilled sammich!!

@ DaPro ~ Oooohhhh I cant wait!!!!! ((anxiously awaiting tonight))

I personally don’t like gemini men they tend to have multiple personalities and can’t really stay faithful..they are one of the bachelors of the zodiac..they are funny of course because they have a very childish nature about them..they are better acquaintances than friends..but they are fun to have around..the life of the party..and boy do they like to talk….

@ Cutie Pie

Wow! My little man is an Aquarius. He’s 4 and people always say he acts like he’s been here before because he’s so smart, lol. My baby is a genius!

My husband is a Cancer. He is sensitive and he does retreat when he’s upset about something.

@Oshie – I agree but what can you do??

CP – Do mine – Virgo (9/11)

Liology, makes me think of Vibeology. I mean the funky way.

“What’s gonna work….Teamwork…..What’s gonna work….Teamwork!!!”

@6am

DAMN, i hear u, that puppy is way cuter than most of the chics on this forum. just make sure u take care of it and do not feed it with fried chicken and kool-aid!!LOL

LMAO @ Oshie

What you know about Dora?!

Here’s a topis: How fast is too fast to sleep with someone you just met? Enquiring minds wanna know…

@DC’sfinest

DAMN, i hear u, that puppy is way cuter than most of the chics on this forum. just make sure u take care of it and do not feed it with fried chicken and kool-aid!!LO

@ be

virgo male or female?

@ Brook ~ The one I know aint no where near a metrosexual.. lol

Gemini women are the worst too..

@ Sweet Cheeks

He may not be Metro, but I bet he a Liar, big time. LOL

@ Brook ~ I think it all depends on the vibe.. I know some people who slept together the first night & ended up married.. Me myself, I like to wait it out.. But it all depends on the situation..

@ BK: As fast as you feel like.

CP – Both – me and my hubby

LMAO@OSHIE

@Sweetz

I won’t make you make long, I want to pretend to be asleep

I’m keeping the mask on

@ Brook ~ He might be.. Im kinda getting to know him so I havent seen the “faults” yet.. Keyword, yet.. LOL!!

My husband is a gemini, and he is all those things you said, but he does not cheat, he just has to have it all the time. If he feels like he wants a girl he lets me know but he is very loyal. To a fault.

He is also extremely childish and imbalanced. But he’s also a lot of fun to be around. He has horrible mood swings too.

All the gemini women who I’ve met have been my best friends, but they are all 2-faced also. They can be the best and worst friends at the same time.

CutiePie said: thats weird because aquarius men are known to be very honest individuals..the aquarius man ur talking about must have a few detriment placements in their sign if they are liars..because my dad, my b/f, and an old male friend were all aquarius’ and were very honest..as for sexual habits…aquarius men who are not in love find it easy to have multiple partners sleep with them and have no feelings attach..just keep it on a sexual basis…

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WHOA!!!!

gemini male please cp 05-28-1973

virgo women are very obsessed with clean hygiene..very sensual…usually are not very easy to be won over..they like to keep their home absolutely clean and are known to be very pretty..they can easily be fussy and or naggy..

virgo men are perfectionist and would like to appear as a hard ass but are actually very sweet and make their women feel like the only one’s in the world for them..can be super-critical and secretive..and also likes a clean environment…

@ oh lawdy

I did gemini men…look up above…

gemini men also have very childlike features..kinda like baby faces…

@ 6am

LMAO! Well we don’t feed him table scraps but he will go in the trash or no one is around.

I’m really not trying to read or cuss nobody out up in here…but don’t push it!!

@ AFIYA!!!!! HEY MAMA!!!!!! REMEMBER EARLIER WHEN YOU ASKED WHICH TAMPA GIRL SCALED THEY MAN???? WELL I HAD NO IDEA WHAT YOU WERE TALKIN ABOUT TIL I SEEN THE OTHER POST, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

@ Afiya

I havent been able to travel much but i know im gonna get travel-crazy. i want to go to brazil but i heard they kidnap people and steal their organs so i dunno about that

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I don’t know if that’s a rumor but I heard that years ago…so if you’re not going with a whole group of look-outs…I would seek another destination…

good but he is the one nagging to get married and he has never cheated i think he is afraid i will murder him!!!

@Oshie: It figuers ur fast ass would say that, LOL

@ Sweet Cheeks: Well becareful with that new Aquarius fella cuz the ones I know are triff. But Cutie Pie is right about them being with multiple women when they are not in love.

That whole post was hilarious.

@Brook Lyn

…I think too fast is not knowing the person for who they are…Not just knowing “of”them but knowing their likes, dislikes, opinions on certain topics,….who their people are, where they live, who got babies with them….You know, actually know them personally before you get to know…CHOCOLATE THUNDER!!!!!!!!

@CP

virgo men are perfectionist and would like to appear as a hard ass but are actually very sweet and make their women feel like the only one’s in the world for them..can be super-critical and secretive..and also likes a clean environment

WOW THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

@Cutie – virgo women are very obsessed with clean hygiene..very sensual…usually are not very easy to be won over..they like to keep their home absolutely clean and are known to be very pretty..they can easily be fussy and or naggy..

virgo men are perfectionist and would like to appear as a hard ass but are actually very sweet and make their women feel like the only one’s in the world for them..can be super-critical and secretive..and also likes a clean environment…

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Girl, you are right on point with that fussy and hygiene..sometimes I feel like I have OCD. and yes my husband seems mean but is sweet and secretive.

Where you want me to send ya money?? Oh that maya not be legal I don’t want you to end up like Miss Cloe

@ Lawdy, maybe these gemini men are just really GOOD at cheating….

ok, now I’m mad.

@ CP do saggitarius women pleeeeeeeeease!!!!

Alright ya’ll – I gotta get some work done. Be back lata!

@ Lacombe: Well said Pretty Lady.. LOL @ Choclate Thunder

Can ya’ll see my new gravie?

@DC’s finest

u from dc, i have been there a couple of times, there are tooooooooooo manyyyyyy black people!! i went o LOVE

Slide said:

@Afiya

You’ll be just fine…

Especially after Obama gets in Office and corrects Bush’s mistakes and gets this Country back on track…

As Chris Rock says = Bush messed things up so much he made it hard for a white man to become the President again…

Just make sure to do your due diligence on the companies whose stock you chose to purchase = real easy just chose those solid companies, don’t trip off “too hard” how they’re doing now, everybody ain’t doing too well for the most part…

Buy low, Sell high…

Watch in a few years, you’ll be straight and sitting pretty = I envision you now licking your thumbs counting them stacks, $100, $200… LOL

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My biggest investments are utilities…

@Sweet Cheeks: Noooo! Stay!! LOL

@ Oshie: Oh Hell No, Plese Dont tell me that me and ya crazy arse share the same sign Saggittarius, LOL

love night club

I knew that from yesterday, BK, stop acting like we’re not twins! *grabs BK’s titties*

@ OH LAWDY

good but he is the one nagging to get married and he has never cheated i think he is afraid i will murder him!!!

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I am afraid for him as well. LOL

@Brook @ Oshie: Oh Hell No, Plese Dont tell me that me and ya crazy arse share the same sign Saggittarius, LOL

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i am not surprised the two of you act like every crazy sag I know….I love crazy people by the way!

@ Oshie, (pushing hands away) stop grabing my twins b4 u harden my nipples, LOL

Hey everyone i know i’m a little late..

Cutie:

I see you are talking about signs… is Gemini (i know i f**** that spelling up) are evil? cause my son’s father is one, and i think that he is heartless.. can you help me to understand him?? PLEASE???

@ Be

I am only crazy when the Patron runs threw me, Oshie crazy everyday for no damn reason!! LOL

@ 6am

Yep I’m from DC. I’ve been to Love twice and I don’t get what the big deal is, lol. Not too many black people, lol!

CUTIE..

I READ WHAT YOU WROTE ABOUT, AND YES THEY DO (GEMINI’S) HAVE MULITPLE PERSONALITES. MY SONS FATHER TELLS ME THAT THEY DIE TWICE…

Hey Nue!! Whats goin’ on sis!!

@ oshie

sag women like to learn and travel…can be quite the visionary but lack the patience to perfet yourself in th practical world..sagitarrius is the luckiest sign in the zodiac and will not only survive but also prosper..usually when you reach a goal you focus your attention on another goal to reach..you tend to say things before thinking and this often offends people but u don’t do it purposely..you’re very adventerous and higly charged with creativity..you are also the bachelorette of the zodiac finding it hard to commit..and you enjoy personal freedom

@ Brook

You crazy every day and you know it, lol!!!

HEY 2CUTE..

girl, i’ve been working, haven’t been on much.. how are you doing??

OSHIE where the hell ya Gravie went?

test test test my gravy is it too salty no or maybe

Cutie Pie said: sag women like to learn and travel…can be quite the visionary but lack the patience to perfet yourself in th practical world..sagitarrius is the luckiest sign in the zodiac and will not only survive but also prosper..usually when you reach a goal you focus your attention on another goal to reach..you tend to say things before thinking and this often offends people but u don’t do it purposely..you’re very adventerous and higly charged with creativity..you are also the bachelorette of the zodiac finding it hard to commit..and you enjoy personal freedom

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*falls out*

@ nue

the thing with gemini’s is that because they are mutable and they are represented as the twins of the zodiac they tend to take on multiple personalities…depending on who they keep in their circle of people they can be either great people are the worst..but they are fun!! I guess thats a bright side..and kids love them

sag women like to learn and travel…can be quite the visionary but lack the patience to perfet yourself in th practical world..sagitarrius is the luckiest sign in the zodiac and will not only survive but also prosper..usually when you reach a goal you focus your attention on another goal to reach..you tend to say things before thinking and this often offends people but u don’t do it purposely..you’re very adventerous and higly charged with creativity..you are also the bachelorette of the zodiac finding it hard to commit..and you enjoy personal freedom

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That is me, me me.. However I can be faithful to the right man, just havent found him yet, until then Imma travel and do me. LOL

@DC FINEST

GIrl u supposed to be on my side, we cycber sistas, LOL

@ Cutie Pie

What about Cancer women other than the big breasts thing, lol!

WHAT’S UP ALL!?!?!?!

HOW YA’LL DOIN’!?!?!

WHAT CHA’ TALKIN’ ‘BOUT!?!?!

CP: why do you think the alignment of the stars on your birthdate effects your personality so much?

@ Brook

LOL girl you know you crazy!

CUTIE PIE:

You left 1 thing out about Sag’s, we are nymphos. LOL

We’re going to have to start paying Miss Cleo, I mean, Cutie Pie, making her work like this.

Hey Da Truff!

We talking bout zodiac signs and traits

@Nue – Hey

@2Cute – Hey

@Brook – Uuumm I don’t know when you are drinking but you seem to be crazy every time I see you on here so either you an alcoholic or you just naturally crazy…it is okay, I Love Crazy People!

Oshie I think has created a new zodiac sign…she is a nut for real!LOL

Hey Hey Hey @ Da Truff

@ Cutie Pie

I will pay you in strawberry shortcake, lol!

Do y’all think that since there’s a majority of certain signs on here, such as Saggitarius, Scorpio, Virgo etc. that those signs are better written communicators?

@Be

Confession: Yes! Yes! I admit it, I am both an alcholic and Crazy, Im a bartender for christ sake, do u know any sober bartenders? LMAO

@Da Truff – Hey!

@ oshie

“CP: why do you think the alignment of the stars on your birthdate effects your personality so much?”

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i feel because we are all energy..people tend to think that they are their bodies but in actuality you are an energy..planetray influences have major effects on everyone’s every day lives..why do you think people act weird during full moons?? everything is relevant…it even goes deeper than just the sign because everyone is not just one sign there are moon, jupitar, mars, venus, etc..placements in everyone’s sign…

@ Ms Cleo I-I-I mean Ms, Cutie Pie

Do u take food stamps for your service??? LOL

LMAO @ Oh Lawdy & Brook

@6am

oh and i went to the bars too, i love y’all bars, i remember ozzios, 1223, five… men they were good, i went to the white house too,LOL damn dc is the sh*t!!

@ Oh Lawdy

You may be right, 1 of these days, a man gonna put his foot in my ass for me inserting my finger in his ass, LOL

@ Cutie Pie

Could you recommend any books on this subject?

Hey Da Truff! **Waving really fast**

6am why are you talking to yourself?

hey BE..

thanks Cutie Pie.. well it’s funny how you mention kids, this dude dont’ have nothing to do with my son.. which is his youngest.. well, hrmp.. he is still evil..

Oh Lawdy Imma be in Miami 2morrow, dont make me take a trip ova to Tampa to beat u down now, LOL

@ DC

cancer women are very family oriented and love their homes..you never forget anything you have a very strong memory..if anyone hurts or offends you you quickly view them as enemies..you are very private and personal with your relationships..and you inately know how to make people happy..and you are very moody

@ 6am

I love DC! You should come back to visit!

LMAO @ Brook….freaky self!

@ CP: i feel because we are all energy..people tend to think that they are their bodies but in actuality you are an energy..planetray influences have major effects on everyone’s every day lives..why do you think people act weird during full moons?? everything is relevant…it even goes deeper than just the sign because everyone is not just one sign there are moon, jupitar, mars, venus, etc..placements in everyone’s sign…

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Is that where that numerology comes from? That’s deep.

I’ve believed in a lot of what you are saying already, especially about energy. Can you tell from my energy over the internet that I am a mess?

@ Redbone

The guys know they like it, they just be fronting, LOL

well the one that kicks your ass is the one!!! brook the one!!!

Brook…tell your boss you hate when people with stank breath be in your face, then offer them a stick of Big Red!

Good afternoon folks I’m back

Whats the knowledge gettin taught in here???

@ DC

I can do your chart if you’re interested..I got the software for free..and i’ve been doing my friends and family’s charts for them..also there are a ton of books at barnes and nobles..they have this book called sextrology that gives a complete breakdown of the male and female signs of the zodiacs and what it takes to turn them on like parts of the body..for example..cancer men like their stomachs to be caressed.that turns them on…and aries men like it when you touch their faces when making love..stuff like that

@ BK: You work at a bar, right? Make them a shot of something minty. Or just say something and pretend you were drunk and don’t remember saying it.

@ Cutie Pie

Wow! That is me all day, lol!

@Nue

Its all good on my end! I haven’t been on much either.

@Brooke

Are you going to Miami for business or pleasure

I’ve heard they have the best nightclubs around.

@Everybody – Good Night!

I have to go get my hair did today!!

People with halitosis always have to get close to you and say things with a lot of H’s and O’s, don’t they?

@ oshie

“@ CP: i feel because we are all energy..people tend to think that they are their bodies but in actuality you are an energy..planetray influences have major effects on everyone’s every day lives..why do you think people act weird during full moons?? everything is relevant…it even goes deeper than just the sign because everyone is not just one sign there are moon, jupitar, mars, venus, etc..placements in everyone’s sign…

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Is that where that numerology comes from? That’s deep.

I’ve believed in a lot of what you are saying already, especially about energy. Can you tell from my energy over the internet that I am a mess?”

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LMAO ur not a mess oshie… no numerology is one of the things I studied but its even deeper than that…

@ Cutie Pie

Please do my chart! I’m going to the bookstore this weekend. I need that book!

Hey theseen!

@nue

Que pasa mami, you don’t fu&# with me no more, what’s up ma lol

@ CutiePie ~ Im interested in you doing a chart for me!!! PLEASE!!!!

Bye BE!

Bye Be !!

Tell him you got some extra altoids…

What is the Deal with Aquarius men? Cuz I dated 1 in the past and currently dating 1 now, and I swear they are the most unbalanced, psychotic sociopaths I ever met!!

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Them and Aries men…MAN, if a man told me he was an Aquarius or an Aries…I’m packin’ up my belongings and moving on…fast and far…those two (male) signs are dangerous…we have nothing further to talk about…exits –>

@Cutie Pie

Do you follow astrology hard core? I never could understand it because it was so broad. I mean every zodiac sign could relate to who I am in someway….

@ Afiya ~ Aquarius men that bad???

Sheesh..

why dopeople with bad breath pass on the mints and gum they are the first one to say no thanks!!!!

LMAO @ OH LAWDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U be wanting to shove it down their throat dont you?????

@ sweetcheeks & DC

email me samiam1016@yahoo.com and i’ll i do them for you..

@ theseen

thats because everyone is not just one sign like I was saying before there are different planetary placements in everyone’s chart for instance, i’m a libra but my moon is in scorpio so i have some so the way i may feel inside might mirror some of scorpio characteristics etc..

I think so Sweet Cheeks…them mofos are CRAZZZZY!!

@Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl

“Hello Brooklyn, how you doing?”

Looky here, on yesterday you said you were gonna take out your breast implants right and so it got me to thinking = Do you got a big a$$?

The only reason why I ask is because you said that you were going to go from some Double D’s to an A cup and I was wondering if you’d be able to deal with the shock of getting less to no attention from the fellas (*we’re very visual you know)… *Just think back to when you got them “juggs” and all of the sudden attention you got from us – Girl it’s gonna be the total opposite, I imagine…

Just a random thought…

why do people with bad breahe dont have any idea what personal space is? Man My breathe was kicking one Morning and i was just all in my ex face….i am never like that, so he was like why now ya breathe stank you all in my face? lmaoooo

@ oh lawdy

“why dopeople with bad breath pass on the mints and gum they are the first one to say no thanks!!!!”

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LMAO or better yet why are they quick to whisper knowing that the breath is funky…there’s this guy at my job with the funkiest breath i’ve ever encountered always wants to tell me a secret..SMH

Hi Seen, we missed you (in my lil girl voice) LOL

hey Slide

whats good with you boo?

DA PRO..

yo sí papi, comprobar que el correo electrónico, que no tenga un buen día

@ oshie

I have no BK accent at all, to be honest most people tell me I sound like Movie Phone Girl (You know with that customer service voice) Very white girlish. I told ya I’m from Bk but from the burbs. LOL

@ Oshie

LOL! I know right! I’m going to read up on astrology when I get a chance.

@ Cutie Pie

I’m about to email you. Thanks so much! You have taught me something today.

LMAO @ Afiya!!!!!!!!!!!

@ CutiePie ~ Imma email you mA!!!!!!!!!

@oshie

damn, i guess i am bi-polar!!

@theseen aka perv

pls do not come here talking about sex again,what am i saying?? i know u will… im out!!

@ Brook ~ I knew you talked like a white chick!! I do too some time!! LOL

Why can’t people with stank breath smell it themselves????

…”Something smells like garbage trunk juice!”

DCsFinest

Hey Da Truff!

We talking bout zodiac signs and traits

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AGIAN!?!?!?! LOL!!! JK!

@ BROOK LYNN

@ LACOMBE

@ BE

BACK AT CHA!!!!!!!

@2cute: Hey pretty lady, I am going to MIA for west Indian carnival, Gotta rep my Panamanian fam. I will be going to Mansion and Cameo tomorrow night for a showcase.

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Have fun! and drink a shot of patron with lime for me girlie! I’m out guys! See ya’ll tomorrow!

The seen be good babe!

@BROOK..

hey we are intergrated up in here you didn’t know

back from lunch

topic is funky breath?

LMAO @ OSHIE!!!!!!!!!!

WHEN MY SON WAKES UP IN THE MORNING, HE’S IN MY FACE SAYING “MOMMY I WANT JUICE” & I FEEL LIKE I GOTTA URL..

@ BK: I’m going to keep pretending you have that accent, it’s kinda hot. Hell, maybe I’ll give you a Jersey accent

@ nue & dapro

i’ve been brushing up on my espanol just for yall give me two more months i’ll be able to go to puerto rico or DR and have me a ball…

@ OSHIE

you aint never lied….GURL my daughter breathe!!!!! bless her cotton socks but her breathe @ times will make me forget my thoughts JESUS….I have to brush them then I’ll let her go in but damn the first smell…OHHHH WEEEEE my eyes!

@oshie..

one time i picked my son up from daycare, i picked him up gave him kisses right, then i told the daycare director, “what’s thaaaat smell.. omg it STINKS like shyt”.. girl, then i realized it was my baby’s breathe! my baby got hollatosis (sp?) lol.. we got home and brushed the shyt out of his teeth..

@CP

So you are saying I am every sign since I can relate to every single one of them??

@Brook

Wasup girly!!! I miss you and yall too. I been chit chatin with sxyQ trying to explain myself…..lol

NUE

¿Qué está equivocado? Yo no vi un correo electrónico pero adoraría uno de usted

@ Slide

@Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl

“Hello Brooklyn, how you doing?”

Looky here, on yesterday you said you were gonna take out your breast implants right and so it got me to thinking = Do you got a big a$$?

The only reason why I ask is because you said that you were going to go from some Double D’s to an A cup and I was wondering if you’d be able to deal with the shock of getting less to no attention from the fellas (*we’re very visual you know)… *Just think back to when you got them “juggs” and all of the sudden attention you got from us – Girl it’s gonna be the total opposite, I imagine…

Just a random thought…

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Hi slide, dont think we ever blogged b4, but yes I am taking them out in January. and as for having an ass, I am the 1st to admit that I have a flat tush but wide hips. Kinda shaped like Ashanti minus the ass. When I remove them I know I will miss them because I wont front they got me lots of free club entry, great jobs but if a dude only wanna mess with me cuz i have artificial DD, then he aint the 1 for me. My man now is Pissed cuz he said I will look mad funny with A cups and wide hips, but I guess we will see, I will put my new Gravie up of my real boobs in Januaru…. Wish me luck..

Confession Thursday: We all talk like white girls sometimes.

Like oh my god are you serious!

LMAO @ MO!!!!! I always brush them first too!!! We cant be having that!!!

DEAD @ NUE & HOLLATOSIS!!!!!!!!!!!! DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

@ DC & sweetcheeks

ok i’ll check it when i get in the house

@ cutie pie*

@ oh lawdy

“why dopeople with bad breath pass on the mints and gum they are the first one to say no thanks!!!!”

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LMAO or better yet why are they quick to whisper knowing that the breath is funky…there’s this guy at my job with the funkiest breath i’ve ever encountered always wants to tell me a secret..SMH

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YOU BOTH AIN’T NEVER LIE ON THIS!!!!!!!!!!

WE HAD A CHICK IN COLLEGE THEY NICK-NAMED HALLE……. SHE WAS REAL CUTE WITH STANK BREATH.

OF COURSE FOR THREE MONTHS SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A COMPLIMENT……..

THEN SHE FOUND OUT HALLE WAS SHORT FOR HALITOSIS!!!!!!

@ mojo and nue: who knows what they picked up off the floor and put in their mouth! LMAO

@ Oshie

LOL! My son loves to brush his teeth though! He likes that he gets to spit/rinse.

Plus A Keys got A cups and dudes feeling her body. me and her both have wide hips, so I just gotta work my other assets

whats good with you boo?

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@mojojojo

I’m alright Mami (*you Puerto Rican Si?)

But, hold up though…

Did did the guy you’re seeing ask if he could eat you out while it was your “time of the month” or are you just into some freaky sh#t and wanna ask you’re little cyber friends before asking him if he wouldn’t mind doing it?

*for those of you wondering = @ 2:24 mojojojo asked = “If you knew you were in ya last day of Your period …would you let a guy eat it?”

Hollatosis: (hall. ah. tow. sis.), def: A person or persons who is all up in your face trying to holla but their breath smells like they’ve been eating horsemeat that’s been rotting in the hot sun for 4 days.

LMAO @ Da Truff

Poor Halle!

@ theseen

“@CP

So you are saying I am every sign since I can relate to every single one of them??”

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no you are not every sign…let see how I can put this..when you were born there were specific planetary alignments in specific signs..because of this you may have characteristics that are similar to those of another sign..but it is impossible for you to be every sign..maybe you are exaggerating just a bit about relating to every sign…

This is where everyone is…

CUTIE PIE, I see you educating in here today. Do the SCORPIO MALE when you get a chance..

@ Sweet cheeks and Oshie: Yea girl. Sorry dudes, I like totally went To Buffalo where there were like 3 other darkies (as the white ppl call em) on the campus, so my white BFF’s Megan, Cycil and Amber like totally adopted me into their soroity, and I like totally dated Billy who was super hot with the cutest pink cock and like he rocked my world, Like Rad…

Is that white enough fo yall LOL

“YOU BOTH AIN’T NEVER LIE ON THIS!!!!!!!!!!

WE HAD A CHICK IN COLLEGE THEY NICK-NAMED HALLE……. SHE WAS REAL CUTE WITH STANK BREATH.

OF COURSE FOR THREE MONTHS SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A COMPLIMENT……..

THEN SHE FOUND OUT HALLE WAS SHORT FOR HALITOSIS!!!!!!”

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LMAO…SMH..that is so sad…

ROTFLMAO @ MY CAJUN COUSIN, OSHIE!!!!

@ MAN ~ SCORPIO = Freak, since we lead our lives through our genitals.. LOL

@ BROOK~ LIKE OH MY GOD!!!! ARE U SERIOUS????

LMAO @ Brook

I told you! You are crazy!

HIIIIIIII everyone!!!! even though I’m leaving shortly

LOL @ DCsFinest!!

@ theseen26 is the next Mr. Marcus and looking for female clients….

BAD NEWS BRO.! THAT DUDE HAS THE HERPS & THE HEPS!!!

DON’T BE LIKE HIM!!!!!!!

@ BK: “darkies”? What are you, an 80 year old white girl? From the 1980′s?

LMAO at “rad”.

@ dana dane

get ya flatty out of here dont nobody want to see that lol

@ Dana Dane

SUP MISS!?!

@oshie

Confession Thursday: We all talk like white girls sometimes.

Like oh my god are you serious!

see i knew ur azz was black!!!!

yes I am taking them out in January. and as for having an ass, I am the 1st to admit that I have a flat tush but wide hips. Kinda shaped like Ashanti minus the ass. When I remove them I know I will miss them because I wont front they got me lots of free club entry, great jobs but if a dude only wanna mess with me cuz i have artificial DD, then he aint the 1 for me. My man now is Pissed cuz he said I will look mad funny with A cups and wide hips, but I guess we will see, I will put my new Gravie up of my real boobs in Januaru…. Wish me luck.

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@Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl

Good Luck with that life changing experience… Unfortunately you’ll see how shallow some of us men are… Just trying to keep it 100 with you… But it seems like you already know that…

I like the fact that you come across as having high self esteem & confidence – because I don’t think a lot of women could do what you’re about to do…

Oh yeah, you’re gonna have a lot of fun in South Beach cause of the Festival and also a lot of celebrities are there ALREADY via the Lil’ Wayne thingy and for that too…

A lot of celebrities = a lot of people come out…

Don’t forget to pack that camera and I can’t wait to hear the stories that you’re gonna tell us…

DEAD = the “cutest pink cock”

WTF?!!!!

STILL DEAD

@ man( i’ve been waiting to do this one by the way

the scorpio man is intense sexually insatiable lover..very loyal and passionate but the passion can sometimes be overwhelming..you hate routine and make love with remarkable intensity..you are very jealous and suspicious..you are a natural born leader and a very determined person..and you have a very investigative character..very suspicious of just about everything…

@ da truff

are you serious? AWWWW LAWWWWWWWWD

what about Wesley Pipes is he still good?

@Jojo

u just mad my ass look betta than ur face

@ SWEET CHEEKS

WHAT’S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU WAINTIN AROUND IN A BATHROBE W/CHILLED WINE FOR SOME BROTHA TO COME BREAK YOU OFF?!?!?!?!?

Hi Dana Dane!

Hey Dana!

Im out ya’ll !!!! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY TRUFF!!

The secret lives of white girls…. next on Oxygen.

Hey Lacombe, DC whats goodie

shooo…i’m mad! i can’t think about any white speech….except for thats so random..or totally radical…thats pretty much it..i need to hang out with my co-workers more often…

bye sweet cheeks

hey dana

@ danadane

Hurright!!

before anybody jump on the band wagon we Fam!!

Bye Sweets

Dont forget my sammich!

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SCORPIO MAN: is intense sexually insatiable lover..very loyal and passionate but the passion can sometimes be overwhelming..you hate routine and make love with remarkable intensity..you are very jealous and suspicious..you are a natural born leader and a very determined person..and you have a very investigative character..very suspicious of just about everything…

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CUTIE!! HEY BOOBOO

bye sweets

@Cutie pie

Well once when I was reading up on the different signs, I was like, “well I be damn, I can relate to all of these” at the same time it was written so broad… It just something I need to get a better understanding of I guess.

What up Dana?

**winks**

Read my post at 4:47.

@ Jojo

Hello, Dey Kno

@ mojojojo

@ da truff

are you serious? AWWWW LAWWWWWWWWD

what about Wesley Pipes is he still good?

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I DON’T KNOW??? BUT ONLY ROOKIES & DESPERATE CHICKS IS WORKIN WITH MARCUS…….

@ Cutie Pie

Or like what the F Brad?! Like you are totally ruining my life! I’m so done with you dude!

That’s how they talk on tv.

Bye Cheeks!!

Hey Man

I see u boo

@ Slide

Boy u are very observant. Yes I do have a high self esteem, and I am totally aware how different guys will react towards be once I cant rely on my twins anymore. But its all good, the real man would be the one that loves Brooke for Brooke and not her counter parts. Thank u for keeping it 100 with me.

Oh and yes! I am gonna have such a Blast 2morrow in MIA, I go every year, Just hope the goons keep it peace. LOL

I DON’T KNOW??? BUT ONLY ROOKIES & DESPERATE CHICKS IS WORKIN WITH MARCUS…….

DAAAAAAAAMN!! Mr.Marcus!!!

To Dana

Uhh may I borrow that beatiful bottom for my trip 2morrow?? I am not filling out my legging right, lol

lol @ DC

I was trying to think about the Hills on MTV..but they starting to sound like sisters now…

@DC

What type of puppy dog you have??

@Slide

Wasup Playa

@Dane

I miss ya

@ brook

you going to MIA …my homeboys just went out there if you see three diesel ass dudes and one of them is called lil giant RUN!!!! them folls are crazy lol

naw they cool!

@ Brook

Might as well, since I aint gettin any

HEY SEEN, I miss u too boo, how come u dont email me?

@ Jojo

They left already?

@ My cyber sis DC

YES! I am crazy, I admit it, ok. LOL

@ Cutie Pie

I know! I can’t watch The Hills anymore. I’m so sick of Speidi!!!

@ theseen

He’s a shichon (a shih tzu & bichon mix)

@ danadane

got damn it everytime i refresh my page i got to see kelis and ya ASS!! Put ya face back up! I cant tell the diffence between ya face and ass no way hehehehehe

@ Mojojojojo

@ brook

you going to MIA …my homeboys just went out there if you see three diesel ass dudes and one of them is called lil giant RUN!!!! them folls are crazy lol

naw they cool!

Thanks for the warning girl!!

@ Dana

Hey I aint get any either. I went 22 whole hours on abstitence, Im saving my energy for Carnival. LOL

@ Brook

I still luv ya girlie, lol! Bring me back a magnet for my fridge, lol!

OMG, i absolutely love The Hills!! That show is so fetch!!

oooo the new season of CSI starts tonight..i’m soooo excited….

@theseen26

I’m good – How are you?

Oh yeah, what happened with ‘Ol girl who sat on your lap over the weekend and was trying to get at you? Has she come back? How’d you handle that situation?

g-nite folks!!

“OMG, i absolutely love The Hills!! That show is so fetch!!”

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lol @ lacombe damn i forgot about that word….

Im out, night everyone

capricorns like to work..if they could live at work they would…

i’m out goodnight everyone

@ Dc

I will like totally bring u back a awesome magnet, Like duh, ur like totally my BFF.

@Cutie….that’s my White Word of the Day!! lol

I am offering a one time training course in white girl talk. In as little as 3 months you can learn to talk like me and thereby further your career as a stewardess and/ or employee at Chili’s.

Bye Cutie Pie

Thanks for all the astrological info girl….astrological (is that even a word) {Shrudding shoulders} oh well, bye!!

@Slide

Damn man why you gotta bring that up??? lol Naw she laid off a brotha. I guess my boy handle all that ass pretty well….

I love Chilli’s….Sign me up!!

@ The seen

I seen some Mr Marcus movies, are u stacked like him as well (please say yes please say yes) LOL

@Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl

Question:

*Since you’re a bartender

(1) If you give me a $10 drink what kinda tip should I give you = $2 right or is just $1 alright?

(2) What goes good with Ciroc?

(3) What are some good drinks that not to many people drink or know about (*please don’t tell me about no girlie drinks and have me lookin’ all fruity after ordering it)…

Thanks in advance

LOL@Brook

Lacombe: Like did you guys order a bloomin onion or whatever? *chewing gum*

YO SLIDE!!!

I SEE YOU BEEN OVER THERE PROTECTING YA GIRL M.G.!!!

Ooooh, o.k. sweetheart!….But funerals over there usually makes me wanna breakdance!!

@ Slide

Oh and then there is a drink I make called the 1 hitter quitter. I choose not to reveal my recipe but once u taste it, u only need 1 if u know what I mean

Gosh darnit, who burned the dang on chicken crispers!?!

@ Daywalker

Open face what?? U r such a psycho, LOL

Lacombe Redbone(Check me out!)

Ooooh, o.k. sweetheart!….But funerals over there usually makes me wanna breakdance!!

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DEAD, but not literally.

@ BK: I wanna go to your bar.

I haven’t been to a bar/club in so long

…What’s that mean, Blade?????

I’m so FARGIN BORED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Daywalker

Trust if u was my customer in my bar, u will not tip me less than $5, Trust me….

Ok Guys and Girls,

Mama gott get home and Pack and get my haaiirrr did for Miami 2morrow morning. Will Chat wit yall on Tuesday and Hopefully have a new gravie with me holding Lil Wayne’s Birthday girft that Baby bought him (A milli A milli A milli A milli)

Peace out be safe..

I’ll holla at yall tomorrow. I gotta go whip some ass in softball!….Nite,Nite!

…Oh, have lots of sex…i mean fun Brook Lynn!!!

Ok. Why am I in the back of her lookin’ crazy!..lol

Ok like I’m totally going hewm for the day so like I’ll totally talk to you guys tommorew. Later dudes!

lOVE kELIS lOVE,lOVE nAS…lETS sTAY tOGETHER pEOPLE…lOVE iS bEAUTIFUL!