WTH?! Try Brushing Your Pearly Whites With Bacon!

- By Bossip Staff Categories: News, What the Hell???, What Were You Thinking?

Mr. Bacon toothpaste

What the hell?! his sh*t is just nasty!

This Mr. Bacon’s Bacon Flavored toothpaste a real product! And on sale for $5 bucks.

Why wouldn’t you want your morning breath to be hot breath for the whole day?!

via TheLifeFiles.com

Comments

  • freckles

    As a dental professional…. I advise you to not use this. And i love me some bacon lmao… On a serious note, somebody is trying to make a buck by being misleading. The ADA Im sure will not put their name behind this one.

  • REAL REAL TALK

    IGNORANT S?HIT BUT WHEN U LOOK AT HALF THESE RAPPER I NO THEY USE THIS S?HIT,SCRUBBING THE DIRT OF THE PLATINUM IN THEY MOUTH RIGHT YEZZY????

    REAL REAL TALK

    P.S MAYBE BEYONCE CAN USE THIS
    TO KEEP HER CAMP THAT WANTS TO QUIT WITH HER STANK BREATH

  • SMDH

    I haven’t tried the Bacon flavor yet, but the Scrapple one is Great!! j/k…LMAO. This can’t be good for your breath.

  • RHONYC

    MMMMmmmmmmm!
    *vince from pulp fiction*
    “Bacon is Gooooood”
    everything is better with bacon!
    we love us some bacon, dammit.
    hell, my man is getting some bacon-topped ‘butch cupcakes’ for valentine’s day.
    he’s gonna be in love all over again! lol😆

  • ThaChoc1

    LMFAO!!! Where they do dat at?!?!?!?!?

  • Nancy

    You can find it on Fredflare.com all of the hipster websites have items like this!

  • daisy jay

    THE F*CK.

    So your breath is gonna smell like you’ve been 3ating out Miss Piggy all day?

    I don’t even EAT pork bacon. That crap makes me nauseous. You think I wanna brush my teeth with toothpaste that tastes like pork bacon? YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE!

  • ~ChynaPeach~

    I want this and that bacon latte from the commercial. What a great morning it would be.

  • if anything be noble

    Yo. Bacon toothpaste is code for We Are White People. They KILL me making non-edible stuff out of food. Touched White Woman: “Take 5 lbs of rice, 10 lbs of blackeyed peas, pour it in a stocking and you have a cold air door blocker.” Woman, take 5 lbs of rice and do what? If your butt didn’t say eat it, please go find your Martha Stewart butt an edible seat somewhere.

  • Do more reading

    That dude from yesterday that was fu*king the pig would be the perfect posterboy for this…He was foaming at the mouth for this product..lol

  • brooklyn

    dumb ish

  • sweetheart

    I know they have Bacon flavored toothpaste for DOGS…but not for people…eeeww😦

  • Fletch

    Jessica Simpson would love this stuff. Oh wait, she doesn’t brush her teeth. Pig

  • himdownstairs

    @Fletch: ROTFLMAO! I thought about Jessica Simpson when I read this, too! And Dragon Breath Bilal!! BWAHAHAHA!

  • Honut Sinti

    Pigs feet flavored mouthwash sends drives the children mad! 🙂

  • Unico

    Toss in some egg and grits and I’ll try it.

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