Ms. Magenta Lipstick Don’t Play

Posted on October 9th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, SMH

Posted by Bossip Staff

Maverna Theresa Turay, a recent graduate of the Al Green School of Revenge, scalds her spouse’s loins:

Authorities say Turay boiled the water and threw it on her husband’s groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911, according to a sheriff’s report. The man was flown to a Tampa hospital for treatment. The report says Turay did not give a reason for pouring the water on her husband, but said she had been drinking alcohol, according to the Associated Press.

It’s irrelevant that she was slizzard because he probably had it coming. We bet those same loins were burning all up under some other broad long before she got to it with that water. That’ll teach him. SMH

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  • Lacombe Redbone (Creole by default)

    She looks GORGEOUS!!!!!lmao

  • Lena

    FIRST CRAZEEEE

  • Ms. Loud Mouth

    Dammit Lacombe Redbone!!!!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    Don’t scald it! How are you going to use it later?

    Typical old lady lipstick….but why is she laughing, LOL!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    She has a bad case of jaundice…maybe she was high?

  • Wordz Of a Prophet (Lord, let there be a DELIVERANCE)

    TOP 10

    she looked at his d!ck and said “Lazarus”

    it didnt rise so she got da water

  • Ms Cinnamon 08

    Ha-Ha!! That title cracks me up-Ms. Magenta Lipstick!! LMAO!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    I see she’s been taking tips from ole Florida Evans…that hair….and smile….

    (((shudders)))

  • Lyte Bright

    damn….

    i would have used boiling hot grits…..

    his old ass probably was cheating on her….

    LMAO…. props to the lady for gettin hers….

  • 6 Figgaz

    N*gga lucky this crazy trick didn’t pull a Lorena Bobbitt on his piece…

    Nik: Looks like someone’s tryin’ to cut my grass ma… you know who – I’ll give ‘im a pass cause he don’t know ’bout you an’ me…

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    Her teeth are the same color as those eyes….

  • Vee

    Wassup y’all. Wow- ol’ boy must’ve been actin a fool. I dont know why he’d play with a woman who looks like THIS: clearly she’s a few pancakes short of a stack. Can u say OUCH? LOL

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    I wonder if she was about to make something for dinner? Or does she have boiling water readily available for usage….

  • Redd Tony aka Earth Sign “The presence of the clock gave birth to the notion that time lies outside our bodies” When you study Egypt you’ll see the truth written by the Masters)

    Bejesus!!!! It aint nothing like woman scorn

  • Al-Anon

    She wasn’t really serious about hurting him. She just wanted to make sure that HE UNDERSTOOD. That was just a little love tap. They’ll make up and be lovey-dovey tomorrow.

    If she was REALLY serious about hurting him, she would have used GASOLINE!! Great balls of fire!!!

  • Aunt Viv

    Whoa! And she made effort to put on lipstick before taking her mugshot. She could have used some concealer around the eyes, waxed her eyebrows, a comb…

  • Kim

    Poor Man! Crazy woman!

  • September Chick

    and she has the nerve to actually smile for this mugshot…*lol*

  • Hot Sauce

    old azz hoodho like this needs to die. Put her azz to sleep.

  • Dr. Winkie

    LOL SEPTEMBER CHICK!

    but if she gonna go down, she might as well go down looking good and well-presented.

  • Lady elle

    sick

  • Creole Baby Don’t Got Rolls – He Got Biscuits Bebe

    a hot bowl of grits would have be so much more effective

  • realwoman

    Love the fro HATE that evil smile. Not that it makes the act any better but her reason for doing that was WACK!

    Again why is her NATURAL (yes not permed and smelling like a fart or burnt sh!t) hair seem to bother some of you MORE than her actual crime of harming a poor defenseless penis? Seh maybe coulda picked it out a lil more but AT LEAST IT IS HERS AND IT IS THE HAIR OF A BLACK WOMAN.

  • Wenzel Dashington

    When I see that picture I know her last words before the hot water flew was “Damn, damn, damn!!!”

  • Book Worm

    That picture is classic.

  • Princess Aoki Lee aka BDR

    Now she in jail behind some bull. When you feel yourself getting that angry about a man or a relationship, do yourself a favor and just leave.

    The best revenge is to leave them cold and go about making yourself happy. They always want the water after the well has gone dry and when you are that water that they seek, it is the BEST feeling ever!

  • cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985*We are officially in the sun sign of Libra!!!! Time to rejoice :)

    I just can’t see a person like this doing something like that..she has such an angelic face…shame on it!

    don’t they have crest white strips for the situation going on with her teeth..double shame on it!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/ocky_j Octavia

    LOL @ that PTA mom smile! Sick, but cute.

  • Preshess

    Don King is that you! Only in America!

  • Bill Bigsby

    evil

  • I’m Just Me- Buffalo Bills (4-1). WE GOT THE CHARGERS ON THE 19th!!!

    She is happy as hell that she did that shyt. He probably did have it coming because she looks entirely too happy in central booking!

  • CAT EYES

    See,now if the man would have struck her back,he would be in jail-doesn’t make sense at all.Sick woman.

  • Anonymous3 – the fire sign

    can’t you just picture it….her husband running through the streets screaming with his groin area literally smoking, while miss thang is applying her new “wet and wild” fushia lipstick, cuz she knows she going to jail and so she just wanted to look presentable for her pics…

  • DA TRUFF ??? YOU CAN’T HANDLE DA TRUFF!!!!!!!

    QUICK!!! WHT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS WOMAN & SARAH PALIN???

    LIPSTICK!!!

  • DA TRUFF ??? YOU CAN’T HANDLE DA TRUFF!!!!!!!

    AFTER GLANCING AT THIS MUG SHOT.., I WOULD HATE TO SEE WHAT OLD “BOILING CROTCH” BOY LOOKS LIKE!!!!!!!

  • DA TRUFF ??? YOU CAN’T HANDLE DA TRUFF!!!!!!!

    OH! I HOPE SHE DON’T BELIEVE HIM WHEN HE SAY….,

    “NO BABY, I’M NOT MAD. I FORGIVE YOU! NOW LETS GO ON A LONG DRIVE TO THE WOODS!”

    WHO KNOWS.., MAYBE SHE WOULD. BUT THAT STOP AT HOME DEPOT THE PICK UP; ROPE, DUCT TAPE & A BLOW TORCH……..

    THAT SHOULD GET HER WONDERING!!! LOL!!!

  • always knew

    @DA TRUFF ??? YOU CAN’T HANDLE DA TRUFF!!!!!-”QUICK!!! WHT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS WOMAN & SARAH PALIN??? LIPSTICK!!!”

    ___________________________________

    On Point!..as usual….That old lady will regret that sooner than later..(probably sooner) You don’t miss your water until your well runs dry…

    She does look extremely happy to be in booking….Damn, I hope her hubby is ok…..

  • Afiya

    BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAA look! It’s Afiya!

    =====================================

    Wrong city! ;)

  • http://www.myspace.com/forbiddensecret1 Secret

    LMFAO!!

    …One down…. PPP!

  • shalane

    go girl!

  • always knew

    @Preshess-”Don King is that you! Only in America!”

    _______________________________________________

    Pretty good..hahahahahaha…..

  • DA TRUFF ??? YOU CAN’T HANDLE DA TRUFF!!!!!!!

    @ always knew(Check me out!)

    @DA TRUFF ??? YOU CAN’T HANDLE DA TRUFF!!!!!-”QUICK!!! WHT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS WOMAN & SARAH PALIN??? LIPSTICK!!!”

    ___________________________________

    On Point!..as usual….That old lady will regret that sooner than later..(probably sooner) You don’t miss your water until your well runs dry…

    She does look extremely happy to be in booking….Damn, I hope her hubby is ok…..

    ===================================================

    THATNKS! I TRY!!! LOL!!!

  • jas

    IM SURE HE DESREVED IT…ALL, WELL MOST MEN SHOULD HAVE THE SAME THING DONE TO THEM TOO…LOL

    GOOD FOR HER!

  • 1morepleez

    he probably had it coming? for real?

    wow. wonder how funny it would be if he caught up with this broad and skinned her alive.

    man or woman, attacking someone like that, especially in their sleep, is the act of a deranged coward. neither funny nor explicable when a dude mutilates a female.

  • J03y’B

    i respect that old lady steez..she pulled a old skool move

  • LaLaLaLovely…Soon2B”mRs”… I Love GOD, JaMal (fiance), Champagne, Diamonds, Manolo Blahnik, and Screwston, TX…WE SURVIVED IKE!

    LMAOOOO… He’s lucky it was just boiled hot water! I told my fiance if I ever caught his ass cheating (in the process of cheating or thereafter) I’d shot his di*k off! But I was just playing, I’d rather divorce him and get half instead of go to jail! Anyways, this lady is funny! I wonder if she has kids!?!

  • http://www.flyygurl.blogspot.com bae19

    She’s gangsta!

  • memchee

    c’mon, she shoulda sent him packin’.

    Now she gotta do jail time…well maybe…she does look a little off.

  • the truth

    Another reason never to step foot in the Tampa Bay area. When I tell you there is nothing going on her but some scandalous sh**, I mean it! Again, if you are a somewhat decent person, do not come here. Florida is full of sexual predators, crazy ghetto folks, and the most racist white people in the world (there’s more, but I can’t go into all that right now). God willing, I am leaving in June. Time’s up!

  • IJ

    African-American women can definitely keep their temper to themselves. We done with them anyway

  • sickofitt

    OUCH, it is going to be rough using that again. Oh my, you know how the skin blisters after being burnt. OUCH<

  • Zenbabe

    That sounds ouch….

  • Tracey

    Lucy, though I admit to cringing and laughing, I agree with you. But you know, life is pretty strange.

  • http://www.getyochaton.weebly.com www.getyochaton.weebly.com

    LMAO GOOD FOR HIM HE DID SOMETHING THAT HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE

  • Destiny

    that’s what his @ss get. probably out there cheating. why else would she choose that area to throw hot water on. she was probabaly trying to kill all those germs his nasty @ss been bringing home to her.

  • morissa

    haaa! i bet if more women did this to their men when they out there f*ckin around they’d think twice. i bet that’ll keep that d*ck in thum draws!

  • serene

    LOL!

  • vgeezy

    LMAO this chick is wearing Fashion Fair lipstick that we used to wear…..LOL

  • We “Blacks” Are The Real Hebrew Israelites

    Grandma!!???

  • http://www.myspace.com/magnifico1 YAHH!! TRICK!! YAHHHHH!!!

    ohh shyt now thats just a horrible thing to do to a cock. we clean our cocks thoroughly every night so the next woman will be happy and scream our names and call us daddy. and here she is burning a cock with scalding hot water. “LMAO that sounds too funny!” i woulda superman’d that ho right out the window with a bed sheet for a cape.

  • Jim

    Damn…Damn…Damn… (quote from “Flawda Evans”)

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