Poor Thang: Breezy Hosts A Pity Party In L.A. (25+ Photos)

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Attention Slores, Bangers, Caption This

Chris Brown All-Star Weekend Event

Poor Breezy probably didn’t make it on too many A-List guest lists this All-Star Weekend, what with Illuminati Hov and his pop princess pawn Rih Rih running the town.

So he threw his own party! With a guest list that included Tila Tequila, Lil Mama, Jordin Sparks – who we’re sure had something better to do, our Twitter buddy Wesley Jonathan and our in-real-life homie DJ Drama – who will probably both get on us for making fun of Breezy’s party, and football players Marcedes Lewis and Lonyae Miller and “actor” Jensen Atwood.

As if the lack luster guest list wasn’t enough to make you laugh, Breezy gave some of the best-dancer-face-by-a-Grammy-nominated-artist ever. Like this.

Chris Brown All-Star Weekend Event

Flip through for more of Breezy’s dancer face and laughable moves, and shots from the red carpet.

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