Clarence “Swirlin” Thomas Is Into White Threesomes, Has A Rock Hard Coffee-Bean…..

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Bolitics, Freaks, News

Clarence Thomas, left, sits with his wife Virginia Lamp Thomas,

We already knew Clarence Thomas was a freak, but wait until you hear some of the nasty isht this guy is into:

Supreme Court Associate Justice Clarence Thomas likes to have sex with two women at the same time! He’s also, according to his former lover Lillian McEwen, who has written a book about what it’s like to have a three-way with someone who would eventually become a fundamentalist Supreme Court justice, basically a human fawksaw: “McEwen gushes over Thomas’ prowess and ‘fantasy [package],’ describing his body as ‘coffee-bean … velvet-covered cement.'” Rock hard, baby.

lilian mcewen

McEwen explains why she wrote a book about her decades-old tryst with the “easily aroused…national treasure,” whom she “shared with other women in ménages à trois and in a voyeuristic pleasure palace,” in this interview with AFRO. But the takeaway is that Clarence banged two ladies at once.

Which is odd, considering he’s a fire-breathing Catholic, which tend to be against sex generally and group sex in particular. Why, here’s a Supreme Court dissent by his colleague brother Nino Scalia in which Thomas concurred arguing that gay sex should remain criminal because it’s just like polygamy, which is awful:

The Court’s opinion contains grim, disapproving hints that Coloradans have been guilty of “animus” or “animosity” toward homosexuality, as though that has been established as Unamerican. Of course it is our moral heritage that one should not hate any human being or class of human beings. But I had thought that one could consider certain conduct reprehensible — murder, for example, or polygamy, or cruelty to animals — and could exhibit even “animus” toward such conduct.

So for the record: Clarence Thomas thinks polygamy (and gay sex) are wrong but that three-ways are awesome. And no, he’s not a hypocrite. He wasn’t trying to marry two women at once; he just wanted to fawk them. Totally different.

Wow. SMH at the “coffee-bean … velvet-covered cement…Rock hard, baby” comment.

Comments

  • Do more reading

    Where’s the problem?

  • jmagic

    So whats the problem?

  • Hispanoila Brotherhood

    You mean to tell me a person who claims to be on the righteous path is doing the exact opposite as he preaches. Get outta here.

  • Dwayne Wayne

    coffee bean, velvet covered cement !

    Becky gonna be lined up now.

  • CAT EYES

    OK,so which is worse?The man that says this is what he wants a woman to do for him,no matter how degrading it is,or the woman that forgets her self respect and does it?

  • ThickLikeCornbread

    WTFFFFF is “coffee-bean … velvet-covered cement…Rock hard, baby”??!!

    I can use adjectives well, but Im a lil lost with this.

    Smbdy explain this to me

  • Tia

    And people thought Anita Hill was the crazy one lol. She tried tell y’all that you did not want someone morally reprehensible making judgments on your behalf. And yes, you are held to a higher standard when in a public office. I’m sure it’s difficult to live up to it.

  • if anything be noble

    Cracking UP @ ok and ROTFL @ ThickLikeCornbread!!!

  • Dwayne Wayne

    Its a ”coffee bean, velvet covered cement, rock hard baby” THING . . . . . U wouldn’t understand !
    Some of you do though.

  • http://google wow

    Ok so ole uncle remus is a freak, maybe his wife couldn’t satisfy the coffee bean. Ha ha ha

  • Mabel

    If this is true, then I can understand what Anita Hill really did go through with this perv.

  • Y'all Be Trippin'

    White women…need I say more…this is where women like Supahead get these tell-all book ideas.

    And really – what man (without viagara) can actually satisfy more than one woman at a time….please…

  • Joyce.Alexia.M

    That guy look so creepy

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