We’re All The Way DONE!!!: 83 Year Old Greeter At Walmart Tries To Rob The Store

Posted on March 10th, 2011 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Arrests, End of Days, News, SMH, What the Hell???, What Were You Thinking?

Old Man Robs Walmart

This sh*zzz is just ri-dayumm-dic-cu-lous. An 83 year-old man working as a greeter at Walmart got the bright idea to rob his place of employment…

This Man Can’t Be Serious… “Stick’em Up Shhhhuuunnny”

Police in Statesville have charged an 83-year-old man who worked as a greeter at Walmart with attempting to rob his own store. Officers responded to the garden center section of the Walmart, located at 1116 Crossroads Drive in Statesville, shortly before 7 p.m. Police say George Plane Jr., 83, of Mooresville, was working Sunday night when he went to his car, donned a disguise and walked back inside with a gun.

Statesville Police Chief Tom Anderson says Plane put the gun to a fellow employee’s head and demanded money from a cash register. Anderson says Plane fired a shot in the air after leaving with the money. Police said that witnesses pointed officers in the direction of Plane’s vehicle. Plane was arrested later Sunday.

The money was returned to the business, police said. Plane was placed in the Iredell County Detention Center under a $75,000 bond. His first court appearance is scheduled for Monday. He faces multiple charges, including robbery with a dangerous weapon.

What in the hell was he trying to getaway with— a pack of Depends?????

  • HOT G.R.I.T.S

    IF YOU WORKING AT D AGE OF 83…U PROBABLY MADE SUM BAD CHOICES IN YOUR LIFE…ITS KIND OF SAD BUT ITS HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP N A GRANDPA I GUESS

  • anngiecole

    What was going thru his head i mean really..

  • Ms ParKer

    BiLLy BoB what the hell was u Thinking if u don’t siT yr Old a$$ Down…Smdh

  • Latiere

    It’s gonna me more white old people doing this because faux news and rush got those dummies voting against things that would help them.

  • yoooo

    I bet he gets hardly any time…smh

  • Shenita

    You can tell Playa still in the game…horrible hair dye job!

  • Illuminate Truth “I’d rather die as a lion than live as a lamb”

    Example #1 of what happens when you don’t plan for your retirement. There’s a lesson in his stupidity.

  • Stupid is as stupid does

    My mom is 56, qualified for full retirement at 49, and is entitled to my dad’s Social Security…and she still says that she’ll be a greeter at Walmart when she retires. I think it’s every senior citizen’s dream or something.

    But…dude doesn’t look 83 at all!

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals–Me and “we” will piggyback in a thread!

    You know, I almost made a funny remark then, I thought about how hard my grandmother worked all of her life outside of the home plus–feeding us, clothing us, putting us through college (well, some of us) then, once she became eligible to receive public funds, she was told that she qualified for a mere $7.00 in food stamps. (while some bytches get five and six hundred–buying their man steaks and shyt while buying their children those damn microwave meals)

    Then, my mind went back to the time I worked part time in a food store. This woman came in and bought so many cans of cat food…and didn’t even OWN a cat!
    Finally, I thought about the time the old lady was in front of me at the grocery store trying to decide what she needed more….the cans of soup or some OTC medicine. (I ended up paying for all of her groceries which was just under $12.00)

    My heart bleeds for the older generation. Throughout this bad economy, they’re the ones who we think of the least yet suffer the most!

  • Look up Booni Giovonni on FB

    he probably just forgot to take his RX’s the little old fella might have the old peoples disease ( i feel sorry for him)

    reverbnation.com/#!/boonigiovonni

  • ANNOYED

    LMMFAO

    HE GOT TIRED OF GETTING PAID CHUMP CHANGE AND WANTED A QUICK COME UP!

  • Sally

    NICE NEWS !
    My friend Vanessa, a 25 yrs lady, has announced her wedding with a m’illionaire young man Ronald who is the CEO of a MNC. It’s amazing, she said she just posted her profile on a m’illionaire d’ating s’ite called ———-RichMatchmaker. ℃○M——– – and received his chat invitations a few days later. Then, everything went so well that I can’t believe it’s true! Every love story will unfold on it’s own..——-
    HE GOT TIRED OF GETTING PAID CHUMP CHANGE AND WANTED A QUICK COME UP!

  • jhsting32

    Dang he is from my hometown smh. We gotta do better.

  • I’m Me

    Not necessarily. Some elderly lost all their pensions during Enron. I know a few. I wouldn’t be so quit to judge.

  • shelby

    Actually my mom works for the SPD and the reason he did it was bc he had gambled all of his money away and with bringing the gun in and shooting it off he was hoping they (the officers) would shoot and kill him.. it is very sad.

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