What The Hell??? Crazy Florida Man Arrested For Stealing A Bag Of Dildos From His Boss’ Trailer

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Arrests, News, Random Ridiculousness

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Along with the bag of dildos, this guy stole two laptops and a wig:

Meet Mitchell Tice. The beaming Florida Keys man, 40, was arrested last night and charged with stealing a box of sex toys. Tice, a breakfast cook, allegedly swiped the items in January after breaking into a utility trailer owned by a couple for whom he then worked. Tice also allegedly pinched two laptop computers and a wig, according to a Monroe County Sheriff’s Office report excerpted here.

Tice was linked to the theft after his girlfriend, Pshantel Scott, told detectives that her beau “had placed a bag of dildo’s (sex toys) under their bed.” Scott, 38, added that Tice told her he stole the sex toys “from his boss’s trailer.” Scott turned over the hot items, which “were placed into property.” The sex toys were later shown to the restaurant owners, who “positively identified the items as theirs.”

Charged with felony burglary and two misdemeanor counts, Tice is being held in lieu of $4000 bond at a county lockup.

WTF is going on with people in Florida these days???

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