Some Reality Cakes That Look More Like Crepes

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Attention Slores, Cakes, Dude-Where is My Stylist?

Everyone’s favorite reality tv star degenerate, was spotted with her pasty, ironing board, sea-salted cakes oozing out of her bikini the other day.

If you guessed Jersey’s own Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, then you were fist-pumping right!

Peep the following pages and decide whether or not you would hit that.



    snooki looks a Flat azz mess !!!

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  • Dilla

    Lmfao, I have to say… Being a sista has it’s perks.

  • Bunny(formerly Angel/UrHeiness)

    I’m actually feeling the bikini bottoms & her legs aren’t bad @ all..just needs to tone up & work on that mid-section.

  • tommykimon


  • Sanriobaby =^.^=

    Poor Snookie, she has ample boobs but deflated cakes. She does have one thing going for her- she doesn’t have any celulite! That is something most women regardless of size have to deal with. If Snookie toned up a bit, she’d look leaner and not so square. But I like her regardless b/c she doesn’t care what others think and she’s all about having a good time.

  • smh

    the guy face @ pic 5 is priceless

  • mixed bad chick

    I like snooki! Leave her alone! Welllll honestly she needs to lose a lil weight and tone up if she doesn’t want to be ripped apart by media. Looks do matter when it in the spotlight.

  • Daywalker(THE DAYDREAM!!!)

    Well, she does have a nice rack, tho… :twisted:

  • Geneseng

    Would not….but would say I did.

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