Jesus Take The Wheel: Charlie Sheen Goes ‘Live’ With His ‘Violent Torpedo Of Truth’

Charlie Sheen’s making it rain on them hoes with a new tour raking in over 7 milli. “Two and A Half Men,” what, what?

According to TMZ,

“Charlie Sheen will make $7 million dollars on his “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour.

The deal is for Charlie to perform on 21 dates. He’ll get 85% of the profits, with Live Nation getting the remaining 15%. Charlie’s cut is projected to average between $250,000 – $275,000 for each show.

And there’s more … Charlie will get additional $$$ for after-parties and merchandising with 200,000 pieces of merchandise already shipped out for the show.

In all, we’re told Charlie will pull in $7 million in a month.

The show will last 1 hour and 15 minutes. It’s essentially Charlie doing comedy in a chair, so the overhead is minimal.

And since the shows are selling out off of Charlie’s Twitter, there are no advertising costs.”

SMH! People will pay anything to watch a train wreck..