Random Ridiculousness

Posted on October 13th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness, SMH

Posted by Bossip Staff

If this picture is any indication that stockings will be replacing leggings in the near future as far as fashion goes, nightclubs may want to think about turning the air conditioning on full blast. Just imagine what type of aroma all that sweat, moisture, and friction will turn into by the end of the night. SMH

More “creative” fashion and poses below

Images via AllTheParties

  • mzsweetface

    first?

  • mzsweetface

    I have no positive comment but maybe the guys will like these pics.

  • Book Worm

    tacky!

  • HoneyChile

    These broads are a disgrace to black women every where. I will not call these tramps women because real women show more class and less ass!

  • Aunt Viv

    I have no positive comment but maybe the guys will like these pics.

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    co-sign

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

    Speaking of aroma!!!

    Ladies, PLEASE wash your hair, wig or weave before you go out…

    A little while ago I was dancing with this young lady who was shaking her a$$ like a champ, but despite pleas from my joint (*my ding-a-ling) I had to leave her alone – cause her wig/weave smelled SOOOOOOO BAD and I just couldn’t take it no more…

    *I’m frowning just thinking about it…

    But she had an a$$ and knew how to shake it!!!!

    *my ding-a-ling sighs*

  • Aunt Viv

    The look on their faces in the third thumbnail says it all: Peee-eeew!!!

  • Aunt Viv

    Hi Slide :)

  • Oshie / who lives in a muthaphukkin pineapple under tha muthaphukkin sea?

    C’mon everybody! J A Z Z E R C I S E!

  • KASANDRA

    Is Class a lost art??

  • Aunt Viv

    Is Class a lost art??

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    Sadly, class has gone the way of the 8-track tape
    :(

  • Lady elle

    Sara Baartman eat your heart out.
    :(

  • http://scottydees.com jdmann

    I should be outraged.

  • Fuzzy fuzz

    Eewww why did my computer screen just turn a nasty shade of green with a rather pundgent smell. Nasty just plain ole’ nasty.

  • http://YAHOO mzprettylady

    @ Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original) That was super funny your crazy but that’s true, wash that ish ladies! I don’t care if its fake or real wash it and keep it on point!

    As for these chicks… PLEASE stop it! If you got a nice shape it will show through in anything you were some time more is so much more classy and leaves more to be desired!!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/ocky_j Octavia

    We have to stop glorifying FAT. These girls are NOT thick. Beyonce is thick. Hoopz is thick. Melyssa Ford is thick. These chicks are FAT and NASTY.

  • Phenomenal Me… Ms. Dee (I look out my window and I see Russia and Canada. This means I am extremely knowledgeable in Foreign Affairs! I even wave at Putin when he flies overhead… Gosh Darn-it!)

    LMAO @ “Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators” comments!!!! I almost fell out my chair when I read “my ding-a-ling”!!! Wheeeeeewwww!!!

    Now back to the atrocities in the pics at hand… with all that trifflingness… I betcha some nasty dude climbed right into these unwashed funk-boxes after a long night at the club!!! EEEEWWWWWW!!!!

  • 8

    anybody got an extra trojan?

  • I’m Just Me- Buffalo Bills (4-1) WE GOT THE CHARGERS ON THE 19th!!

    :( :( :( :(

    People Please. First of all if you have back fat, cover it up. I don’t care how big your azz is, back fat is not cute. 2nd of all. Dammit there is just too much wrong here.

  • Nikki B….

    That mess is already haoppening here in DC. Besides, I thought leggings were meant to be covered from the azz down *just a thought*

  • Ms. Toson

    Oh I’m surprised to hear that this is already taken place in D.C because I swore that this was “the style” somewhere in Atlanta…those women are a mess there!

  • LOLLIIIPOP!!! ~ME MYSELF AND I~

    There is no way those are leggings. Those a footless stockings. Just nasty and stank. Some people just dont care.

  • Serafina

    Bunch of nasty gutterbutts. And if a man grabbed their asses that night, I bet they had the nerve to get pisses. If it acts and looks like a $2 hoe, it’ll get treated like one.

    And the sad part is that these girls aren’t even ugly.

    If you have to dress like that to get a man’s attention. You’re seeking the wrong kind of man.

  • Shimbulah a.k.a Shimmie

    have mercy…lmao! oh well ..some like it hot.

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

    that’s true, wash that ish ladies! I don’t care if its fake or real wash it and keep it on point!

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    @mzprettylady

    Hey Beautiful, my little cybercrush :-)

    That’s right you tell ‘em = “wash that ish ladies! I don’t care if its fake or real wash it and keep it on point!”

    Unfortunately, some of these cute girls think they can get away with anything and it won’t disturb noboby :-(

  • John

    I HEAR YA ON THAT!! DON’T WANT THE PLACE SMELLIN LIKE LEROYS FISH MARKET!!

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

    @Phenomenal Me… Ms. Dee

    If you could of seen the argument going on in my head: My nose was like = “I can’t take this NO MORE!!!”, while my ding-a-ling was like = “Naw, shawty is giving me all she got and I LIKE IT :-)

    But FUNK is FUNK and no matter what the situation is one can only take soo much… It was just as bad as having a good conversation with somebody with stinky breath…

  • Encyclopedia Brown

    Now who is it that’s wearing the stockings? Are we talking model chicks or silver back gorillas??

  • lisalisa

    Two words: Jenny Craig

  • sxyQ SAYS WHY SO MUCH RACISM BECAUSE THE RACE SHOULD BE OVER???

    SMDH AT THIS LEVEL OF NONSENSE. I WILL KEEP THE COMMENTS SHORT SINCE MASSA WILL BE BACK IN THE OFFICE IN A MATTER OF MOMENTS!

    WHAT’S UP TO ALL(I DON’T HAVE TIME TO GET PERSONAL ON THE SHOUT OUTS)LOL

  • heavenly

    wow…if these girls qualify as cute then Im way too f***in hard on myself.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/FRESHMAN15ONLINE LOL

    O.

  • 98′ HIDE & GO GET IT CHAMPION…

    she can get it with her hoe ass

  • http://YAHOO mzprettylady

    @ Slide Your makin my Monday better :) got me laughing super hard at work bout to have the man come ask me whats so funny! Girls no they be wrong specially when its all the way down they back smelling like old cheese, dirty clothes and hair grease and just shaking it everywhere!

  • http://H2H.com H2H

    Mmmm, redbone …… aaghhhhhhhhhhh

  • Wenzel Dashington

    This takes ass tattoos and tramp stamps on the back to another level. :)

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org hot sauce’s mild sauce

    slide, i hear u dude some of these wome are just 2 dam fake but want a real man.

  • Amber

    In my opinion, the girls are pretty although they need to remove about 15-20 pds of weave. The outfits aren’t that bad, I wouldn’t wear it but I’ve seen waaaaaaaaaaaaay worse. The poses are stank. If they would’ve just taken a regular “girlfriend pose” there would be nothing to talk about.

    PS…Black women, weave is not our friend!!! LMAO

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org hot sauce’s mild sauce

    london boy , 2 funny LOL LOL, say bye 2 Victoria, bye Victoria.

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org hot sauce’s mild sauce

    Amber glad 2 hear that from female LOL.

  • Amber

    @ Mzprettylady

    I completely agree!!

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org hot sauce’s mild sauce

    have a little , fun , talk a little mess and keep it moving for the next person i need no backup or hand slapping on a blog.

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    @ hot sauce’s mild sauce–

    Who are beaing up tonight?

    Lol!!!!!!!

  • roosevelt taylor

    sistas learn your history. We are not chattel

  • http://checkmeout Tina

    1TruDiva

    Is that your daughter or family member? She is too cute.

    Comment about the picture…She’s pretty, but the spandex needs to go.

  • http://YAHOO mzprettylady

    how you speak sorry typo! LOL

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    Hi Tina!

    Thanks! That’s my Princess Mykel!

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    Why do woman feel the need to take poses of their asses?

    Un-be-weave-able!

    Lol!!!!!!!!!

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    Lol @ Chloe!

    **snickering a “cover your snatch”**

    Why oh why do I wanna use the word “hindparts” sooooooo bad today??!!

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    I don’t care what anybody says–

    That chick bending over (in the third thumbnail with the tat) IS A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    And when did we start lining our lips with black eyeliner?

    Again.

    (I didn’t get the memo)

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    Where those pictures taken in the room just before the room that leads to the ladies room?

    Or was that the club’s VIP room?

    I’m just wondering…

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    Is that a cricifix hanging on the wall??

    “Oh Lawd help us!”

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    Damn!

    I couldn’t even type it!

    *crucifix?

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    Are they sisters?

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    .

    .

    And brother?

    Just curious.

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    Did they leave the tags on to take them outfits back?

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    .

    .

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    Just something that crossed my mind.

  • http://checkmeout Tina

    LOL. I looked again, and she do look like a man.

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    Why does looking at these pictures remind me that I need to clean my oven this weekend?

  • http://checkmeout Tina

    LOL…..girl, u wrong for that oven comment.

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    Couldn’t they AT LEAST clean up all the beer bottles and plastic cups before taking pictures?

    I thought they always had a kid in the club (who, incidently happened to be the ball boy on the HS basketball team) named Melvin to keep the club tidy.

    Damn, Melvin! Where are you???

    Lol!!!!!

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    Lol @ Tina!

    There’s just sooo many things going through my head when I look at these pictures!

    Lol!!!!

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    And why is there eyeliner on the top lip but not the bottom lip?

    And we talk about equality!

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    OK. I’m done!

    I’m all questioned out!

    Lol!!!

  • dj

    WHO CARES????? NAMELESS PERSON,WHO CARES????????????????

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    I see some folks got a lot of pent up frustrations!

    BREATHE…1…..2…..3…BREATHE…1…..2…..3!

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kevin

    Damn I am about to beat it! These are some fine thick broads. They need a west coast brother like me to hold them down. I would tear the one in the tights up blood!

  • Redd Tony aka Earth Sign

    Damn…I aint been to the club in a minute

  • Keisha

    She is attractive so I don’t know why she feels it is necessary to dress like this. If somone grabbed her butt she would be pissed.

    They are perpetuating these negative views of black women. 70% of new case of HIV are black women. Leading a promiscuous life style leads to death. They need to wake up!!

  • Redd Tony aka Earth Sign

    Idk Plies…after seeing these pics, ima have to go to Howard Homecoming parties this weekend

  • w.w.

    ill never understand why pretty girls act like hoes… its unnecessary. smh

  • Amber

    Because they’re pretty but still have low self-esteem. It’s really sad :(

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org hot sauce’s mild sauce

    True diva, i aint beating on these broads every since i saw your daughter pretty picture i calmed down, but when is see that ugly broad i start scratching n itching dam i done caught me a rash.

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org hot sauce’s mild sauce

    mz pretty lady, u r right and i dont waht 2 see tits n as8 on no gossip blog.

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org hot sauce’s mild sauce

    plies, hey my dude i heard somebody on here who she talk 2 everyday pretends 2 be her honcho but they were caught dogging her out 2 somebody else she better not make me call her as* out.

  • Amber

    Lol @ hot sauce, who are you talking about?

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org hot sauce’s mild sauce

    amber, i dont want 2 mention no names right now but that hoodho better nbot get on my bad side cause i will call her n her honcho out, u know some of these women not all aint nothing but a eyeroll away from dogging her anyway, the her is horsie face. wiat its 2 horsie faces aint it, oh well heads or tails.

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org hot sauce’s mild sauce

    true dive, your kids picture is so pretty i showed my friends n they said wow what a breath of fresh air.

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org hot sauce’s mild sauce

    hey plies u talking about bucket face, i know that sound aint it time 2 MOP up the floor, wheres my mop n bucket lol.

  • Kayla

    (Check me out!)

    Damn I am about to beat it! These are some fine thick broads. They need a west coast brother like me to hold them down. I would tear the one in the tights up blood!

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    These are the reasons why millions of people are dying of AIDS Everything that looks good isn’t safe.

    You should be assuming everyone is infected with HIV until you know their status.

    Taking a woman home from a club and having illicit sex can mean your life. A rubber sheath is man made and not 100% affective. Think about your life before you act so recklessly.

  • Amber

    LMAO @ hoodho

  • Amber

    LMAO @ hoodho

  • Amber

    @ Hotsauce

    It’s cool you don’t have to drop names…

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org hot sauce’s mild sauce

    amber,ill give u a hint she is a he and he thinks hes a she n after all is said the he/she is really a horse but no joke she better not get on my bad side cause i done already put it in writting to call her out on her fake as8 life style n her lies.

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org hot sauce’s mild sauce

    plies knows who this liar is he pulled my coattail 2 her n i couldnt believe it.

  • Amber

    @ Hotsauce

    LMFAO!!!You have me over here cracking up trying to read your comment. I have no idea who you’re talking about I need another hint…lol

  • Amber

    @ Plies

    LOL…is she really a horse!HAHA

  • Redd Tony aka Earth Sign

    @hot sauce

    Who you talkin bout?

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org hot sauce’s mild sauce

    plies, it takes smdh 2 call them out on the horsie stuff n u know a horse is a horse of course of course unless its Mr. Ed, heeeehawwwww.

  • Amber

    LMAO Y’all are too funny. I have a headache stop making me laugh….ahhh…haha

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org hot sauce’s mild sauce

    hey yall, i gotta go its movie time ill holler tommorrow, hope i dont see no horses jumping over no moons in my sleep tonight.

  • Amber

    @ Hotsauce

    See ya! Goodnite

    @ Plies

    Huh?…lol

  • Phenomenal Me… Ms. Dee (I wish I lived in Ohio so I could accidentally bump into that FINE AZZ CLEVELAND BROWN BRAYLON EDWARDS!!! WOOOOWEEEEEE!!! They just gave the Giants a good azz whippin!!!!)

    @ Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)(Check me out!)

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    You are killing me!!! I am visualizing your mental battle between good & evil and lust & funk! I’m glad you didn’t lose out to your dingaling and fall for his greedy ways! Otherwise, you may have been taking him to the doctor a couple of days later to find out where all the itch” was coming from. A stinky weave may be a strong indicator of a stinky snatch… and if the snatch is stinking… there maybe critters down ‘der in dem ‘der hills!! JUST SAY NOT TO FUNK!!!! LOL!!!!

  • http://yahoo.com mzredd

    Hot sauce your crazy and I’ve goten a headache trying to understand and figure out who and what your talking about..I give up :( Just say no to hoodhoes lmao

  • K-mia

    hmmm, I actually dont think they look bad…maybe cuz im from Atlanta where some girls are much bigger and still wear much less

  • talley-b

    i have seen ten thousand times worst. here in GA, they go above and beyond to get the attention they want….smh

  • joey bishop

    mannnnn them hoes look SCRUMPTIOUS!

  • spanishbutterfly

    I have to agree the ladies are pretty, just wish they would carry themselves as ladies and not a wet food stamp..

    Cock d.. i think i just threw up a lil in my mouth in regards to ur toilet paper visual …..

    Betty .. come on dont put them on us .. the def aint rican… lol

  • maddzzu (OBAMA08 .Not just cause hez black cause hez BLACK & QUALIFIED!!!!!)

    THats a nice ghetto booty for ya!!

  • maddzzu (OBAMA08 .Not just cause hez black cause hez BLACK & QUALIFIED!!!!!)

    LOL @ Cock Dieselz funny ass toilet paper comment!!! So true !

  • Kevin W.

    I know it was smellin’ like Bdussy cause she doesn’t have any underwear on under those tights. It looked nice, but once you spread those legs, you’d probably discover a yeast infection that looked and smelled like death.

  • Carla

    These ladies aren’t ugly but they should dress more classy. Ladies can look hot with out looking like a night club hoochie, lol…

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    @ hot sauce’s mild sauce–

    Thank you!

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    @ Hot sauce–

    I aoplogized to you awhile back. Did you get a chance to read it??

    If not, once again, I aplogize for accusing you of stealing my baby’s gravie and harrassing me.

    Please forgive me???????????????

    **cybering you a dozen roses and a Rolex watch**

    Lol!!!!

  • CC

    im glad i aint eat lunch yet or i would have lost it.Don’t come out dressed like that, you just drive the attention more my way and i need no help with that. Thanks Ladies!

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