Monday, October 13th, 2008
Random Ridiculousness
Posted by Bossip Staff
If this picture is any indication that stockings will be replacing leggings in the near future as far as fashion goes, nightclubs may want to think about turning the air conditioning on full blast. Just imagine what type of aroma all that sweat, moisture, and friction will turn into by the end of the night. SMH
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black women do not become the worlds number one hoe. I’d ***** though I cant lie
I have no positive comment but maybe the guys will like these pics.
tacky!
These broads are a disgrace to black women every where. I will not call these tramps women because real women show more cl***** and less *****!
I have no positive comment but maybe the guys will like these pics.
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Speaking of aroma!!!
Ladies, PLEASE wash your hair, wig or weave before you go out…
A little while ago I was dancing with this young lady who was shaking her a$$ like a champ, but despite pleas from my joint (*my ding-a-ling) I had to leave her alone – cause her wig/weave smelled SOOOOOOO BAD and I just couldn’t take it no more…
*I’m frowning just thinking about it…
But she had an a$$ and knew how to shake it!!!!
*my ding-a-ling sighs*
The look on their faces in the third thumbnail says it all: Peee-eeew!!!
Hi Slide
C’mon everybody! J A Z Z E R C I S E!
Is Cl***** a lost art??
Is Cl***** a lost art??
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Sadly, cl***** has gone the way of the 8-track tape
Sara Baartman eat your heart out.
Just because the person who put together this piece probably has a funky dirty ***** doesn’t mean you should hate on this young lady. She is obviously prettier than you are and I would definitely smash
I should be outraged.
Eewww why did my computer screen just turn a nasty shade of green with a rather pundgent smell. Nasty just plain ole’ nasty.
@ Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original) That was super funny your crazy but that’s true, wash that ish ladies! I don’t care if its fake or real wash it and keep it on point!
As for these chicks… PLEASE stop it! If you got a nice shape it will show through in anything you were some time more is so much more cl*****y and leaves more to be desired!!!!
We have to stop glorifying FAT. These girls are NOT thick. Beyonce is thick. Hoopz is thick. Melyssa Ford is thick. These chicks are FAT and NASTY.
LMAO @ “Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators” comments!!!! I almost fell out my chair when I read “my ding-a-ling”!!! Wheeeeeewwww!!!
Now back to the atrocities in the pics at hand… with all that trifflingness… I betcha some nasty dude climbed right into these unwashed funk-boxes after a long night at the club!!! EEEEWWWWWW!!!!
Life is like an eco system, hoes are needed so we have someone else to have sex with besides wifey. Men gotta get that side beat cause if we don’t we get grumpy and behave negative.
anybody got an extra trojan?
People Please. First of all if you have back fat, cover it up. I don’t care how big your azz is, back fat is not cute. 2nd of all. Dammit there is just too much wrong here.
That mess is already haoppening here in DC. Besides, I thought leggings were meant to be covered from the azz down *just a thought*
Oh I’m surprised to hear that this is already taken place in D.C because I swore that this was “the style” somewhere in Atlanta…those women are a mess there!
There is no way those are leggings. Those a footless stockings. Just nasty and stank. Some people just dont care.
Bunch of nasty gutterbutts. And if a man grabbed their *****es that night, I bet they had the nerve to get *****es. If it acts and looks like a $2 hoe, it’ll get treated like one.
And the sad part is that these girls aren’t even ugly.
If you have to dress like that to get a man’s attention. You’re seeking the wrong kind of man.
I DONT SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THEIR OUTFITS.I SEE CRASIER ***** THAN THAT JUST GOING TO THE CORNER STORE.BESIDES THOSE GIRLS GOT FAT *****ES,AND THATS WHY THEY INVENTED THE SHOWER. SKEET SKEET
i cant lie. she fine and cute. but she still look hoe-ish…she still look good. i just couldnt take her serious. the females r obviously hating. she has a nice *****. nice. smh. this post was created for women to hate. she look good to me.
have mercy…lmao! oh well ..some like it hot.
that’s true, wash that ish ladies! I don’t care if its fake or real wash it and keep it on point!
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@mzprettylady
Hey Beautiful, my little cybercrush
That’s right you tell ‘em = “wash that ish ladies! I don’t care if its fake or real wash it and keep it on point!”
Unfortunately, some of these cute girls think they can get away with anything and it won’t disturb *****oby
I HEAR YA ON THAT!! DON’T WANT THE PLACE SMELLIN LIKE LEROYS FISH MARKET!!
@Phenomenal Me… Ms. Dee
If you could of seen the argument going on in my head: My nose was like = “I can’t take this NO MORE!!!”, while my ding-a-ling was like = “Naw, shawty is giving me all she got and I LIKE IT
But FUNK is FUNK and no matter what the situation is one can only take soo much… It was just as bad as having a good conversation with somebody with stinky breath…
Now who is it that’s wearing the stockings? Are we talking model chicks or silver back gorillas??
Two words: Jenny Craig
SMDH AT THIS LEVEL OF NONSENSE. I WILL KEEP THE COMMENTS SHORT SINCE M*****A WILL BE BACK IN THE OFFICE IN A MATTER OF MOMENTS!
WHAT’S UP TO ALL(I DON’T HAVE TIME TO GET PERSONAL ON THE SHOUT OUTS)LOL
wow…if these girls qualify as cute then Im way too f***in hard on myself.
O.
@ Slide Hey sexy! Blushing
Gotta tell these ladies nothing sexier than being able to have your guy kiss your hair and say ohh baby your hair smell good! Lol I like that!
she can get it with her hoe *****
@ Slide Your makin my Monday better
got me laughing super hard at work bout to have the man come ask me whats so funny! Girls no they be wrong specially when its all the way down they back smelling like old cheese, dirty clothes and hair grease and just shaking it everywhere!
Mmmm, redbone …… aaghhhhhhhhhhh
Stop hating, you american chicks are *****ing haters. I bet u these *****es look better than all you lot hiding behind ur computer screen. Aunt viv wheres ur pic, since you the number 1 hater on dis site? u comment all day but i can tell you’re a fat hairy white dude, if not present a pic. A challenge has been set now deliver *****……
black chicks are sexy with good ***** rather if they are fat or not
dag y’all:
black women ain’t got no cl*****, can’t take you *****es no where that’s my word y’all some big ***** hoes.
This takes ***** tattoos and tramp stamps on the back to another level.
@london_boy Some women are haters in these posts but not all of us! I never said they were ugly I just felt the one with her ***** out came off as tacky and cl*****less now if that makes me a hater then so be it! But coming out the house with see through stockings and either no panties or a g string with your ***** out looks tacky in my opinion. Theirs a big difference between sexy and trashy! True enough I don’t have a picture but its not because Im ugly its because Im a private person and also my ***** not even supposed to be go a gossip blog at work. Let the man find this site and see my picture next to all the ***** I talk and that will be my last day! So to hell wit all that I’m just here to have a lil fun, talk a lil mess and go on with my day. Oh and how you gonna talk you don’t have a picture either! You’re a crazy London boy!
slide, i hear u dude some of these wome are just 2 dam fake but want a real man.
In my opinion, the girls are pretty although they need to remove about 15-20 pds of weave. The outfits aren’t that bad, I wouldn’t wear it but I’ve seen waaaaaaaaaaaaay worse. The poses are stank. If they would’ve just taken a regular “girlfriend pose” there would be nothing to talk about.
PS…Black women, weave is not our friend!!! LMAO
london boy , 2 funny LOL LOL, say bye 2 Victoria, bye Victoria.
Amber glad 2 hear that from female LOL.
@dqueen I’m laughing but shut up all races have hoes! Not just blacks! White girls are known *****s; Asians are the queens of m*****age parlors heheh they’ll do anything for 20 dollars
! Middle eastern well just look at Kim K… 
haahah I’m cracking up! Long story short hoes come in all races, shapes, forms and fashions!
@ Mzprettylady
I completely agree!!
Mz pretty lady u are so right , who the hell puts up a dam so called sexy pic on a gossip blog, all the females i know said they wouldnt dare plus i would never put up my picture not because im shame but because i have a decent job n i know the bosses surf the internet looking for pictures cause they told us they do, and im not getting fired form my job for no moe on bossip.
have a little , fun , talk a little mess and keep it moving for the next person i need no backup or hand slapping on a blog.
they are a disgrace n they feel the skin tghey show makes them sexy, hell all u attractibng is men who want 2 sleep and keep moving , the men are wondering where is the brain plus hot bodies are a dime a dozen, what else u got 2 offer.
@ london_boy–
There was really no need for all of that extra ***** in your post. It seems to me as if you’re the one doing the hating! The women (and men) were merely commenting on the outlandish outfits and how WE are seen to people such as yourself.
It’s funny how you can pounce on the women in this thread but can’t do the same for the men.
And as far the comment on Viv–irony again! Where’s your pic?
Keep commenting! I’m trying to *****ess the gravity of your ignorance!
SMH!!!
@ hot sauce’s mild sauce–
Who are beaing up tonight?
Lol!!!!!!!
sistas learn your history. We are not chattel
1TruDiva
Is that your daughter or family member? She is too cute.
Comment about the picture…She’s pretty, but the spandex needs to go.
@ hot sauce’s mild sauce–
So true what you wrote, women need to realize that sexy is more than clothes and how much you show or cover its how you carry yourself, it’s the way you smile, how your speak and so forth. Every woman has but and breast but at the end of the day if that’s all you’ve got to offer then you don’t have ish! And when you wear anything skin tight or trashy you come off as attention hungry and just something to hump and keep it moving on. Ladies you’ve got to be on point mentally! That’s what’s going to get them every time. All men need and want a challenge if its too easy than who really wants it!?
how you speak sorry typo! LOL
Man, I tell ya…..hoes make it hard for errybody…*****!
Hi Tina!
Thanks! That’s my Princess Mykel!
Why do woman feel the need to take poses of their *****es?
Un-be-weave-able!
Lol!!!!!!!!!
Sweet Lord in Heaven… why don’t chicks wear panties anymore?? It’s getting too cold for that ***** people, cover your *****, damn it!
Lookng at these pics make me weep for what could be… It’d be nice if these chicks devoted the same amount of time to more ambitious pursuits other than 1/2 off Cosmo night *sigh*
Lol @ Chloe!
**snickering a “cover your *****”**
Why oh why do I wanna use the word “hindparts” sooooooo bad today??!!
I don’t care what anybody says–
That chick bending over (in the third thumbnail with the tat) IS A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And when did we start lining our lips with black eyeliner?
Again.
(I didn’t get the memo)
Where those pictures taken in the room just before the room that leads to the ladies room?
Or was that the club’s VIP room?
I’m just wondering…
Is that a cricifix hanging on the wall??
“Oh Lawd help us!”
Damn!
I couldn’t even type it!
*crucifix?
Are they sisters?
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And brother?
Just curious.
Did they leave the tags on to take them outfits back?
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Just something that crossed my mind.
LOL. I looked again, and she do look like a man.
Why does looking at these pictures remind me that I need to clean my oven this weekend?
LOL…..girl, u wrong for that oven comment.
Couldn’t they AT LEAST clean up all the beer bottles and plastic cups before taking pictures?
I thought they always had a kid in the club (who, incidently happened to be the ball boy on the HS basketball team) named Melvin to keep the club tidy.
Damn, Melvin! Where are you???
Lol!!!!!
Lol @ Tina!
There’s just sooo many things going through my head when I look at these pictures!
Lol!!!!
And why is there eyeliner on the top lip but not the bottom lip?
And we talk about equality!
OK. I’m done!
I’m all questioned out!
Lol!!!
WHO CARES????? NAMELESS PERSON,WHO CARES????????????????
I see some folks got a lot of pent up frustrations!
BREATHE…1…..2…..3…BREATHE…1…..2…..3!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn I am about to beat it! These are some fine thick broads. They need a west coast brother like me to hold them down. I would tear the one in the tights up blood!
What happnen Kevin?
1 Tru Diva I see you holdin this **********a down shawty! Aint seen you in a while my *****. Last I member you talkin bout a birtday party and ***** shawty
Damn…I aint been to the club in a minute
Redd Tony my ***** these shawties is only lookin for one thang! They want a ***** with a little paper to hit with no rain coat and give them a little security blanket. Be careful with these shawties with the ***** out my *****s cuz if you hit first night how many other *****s done did the same thing?
She is attractive so I don’t know why she feels it is necessary to dress like this. If somone grabbed her butt she would be *****ed.
They are perpetuating these negative views of black women. 70% of new case of HIV are black women. Leading a promiscuous life style leads to death. They need to wake up!!
Idk Plies…after seeing these pics, ima have to go to Howard Homecoming parties this weekend
ill never understand why pretty girls act like hoes… its unnecessary. smh
Because they’re pretty but still have low self-esteem. It’s really sad
True diva, i aint beating on these broads every since i saw your daughter pretty picture i calmed down, but when is see that ugly broad i start scratching n itching dam i done caught me a rash.
mz pretty lady, u r right and i dont waht 2 see ***** n as8 on no gossip blog.
plies, hey my dude i heard somebody on here who she talk 2 everyday pretends 2 be her honcho but they were caught *****g her out 2 somebody else she better not make me call her as* out.
Lol @ hot sauce, who are you talking about?
amber, i dont want 2 mention no names right now but that hoodho better nbot get on my bad side cause i will call her n her honcho out, u know some of these women not all aint nothing but a eyeroll away from *****g her anyway, the her is horsie face. wiat its 2 horsie faces aint it, oh well heads or tails.
Yo hot sauce my ***** what happenin? Hey there is a shawty on here and one used be on here homey that stuntin like a mu*****a. Like I said before I aint droppin no names but you probably know who the shawty is. These broads is somethin else
true dive, your kids picture is so pretty i showed my friends n they said wow what a breath of fresh air.
I keep it 100 with real *****s but I cant stand a shawty who whole life and some *****s too who stay livin a lie
hey plies u talking about bucket face, i know that sound aint it time 2 MOP up the floor, wheres my mop n bucket lol.
(Check me out!)
Damn I am about to beat it! These are some fine thick broads. They need a west coast brother like me to hold them down. I would tear the one in the tights up blood!
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These are the reasons why millions of people are dying of AIDS Everything that looks good isn’t safe.
You should be *****uming everyone is infected with HIV until you know their status.
Taking a woman home from a club and having illicit sex can mean your life. A rubber sheath is man made and not 100% affective. Think about your life before you act so recklessly.
LMAO @ hoodho
LMAO @ hoodho
@ Hotsauce
It’s cool you don’t have to drop names…
amber,ill give u a hint she is a he and he thinks hes a she n after all is said the he/she is really a horse but no joke she better not get on my bad side cause i done already put it in writting to call her out on her fake as8 life style n her lies.
plies knows who this liar is he pulled my coattail 2 her n i couldnt believe it.
@ Hotsauce
LMFAO!!!You have me over here cracking up trying to read your comment. I have no idea who you’re talking about I need another hint…lol
She stay stuntin my ***** but we knows the real deal with the hoofed hoodhoe
@ Plies
LOL…is she really a horse!HAHA
hee haw hee haw, Amber im thinking about going 2 Bossip n taking plies by the hand and drop off a complaint cause im having nightmares every since i saw that face n i cant sleep at night n im very dpressed and i have a rash on my thigh so if i get mad enuff i might file a lawsuit, i have night mares wake up in a cold sweat n the doctor said its nightmare anxiety.
I aint ever been a ***** to call a ***** outta her name but this shawty take hoodhoe to another level. See I likes a bust it baby who knows her role and what she is and I hates a hoohoe who thinks she a queen when she really just another shawty on her back
@hot sauce
Who you talkin bout?
plies, it takes smdh 2 call them out on the horsie stuff n u know a horse is a horse of course of course unless its Mr. Ed, heeeehawwwww.
LMAO Y’all are too funny. I have a headache stop making me laugh….ahhh…haha
hey yall, i gotta go its movie time ill holler tommorrow, hope i dont see no horses jumping over no moons in my sleep tonight.
What I also cant understand is what drugs do *****s have to do to have casual sex and the shawty delivers a horse??
@ Hotsauce
See ya! Goodnite
@ Plies
Huh?…lol
Peace my *****
@ Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)(Check me out!)
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You are killing me!!! I am visualizing your mental battle between good & evil and lust & funk! I’m glad you didn’t lose out to your dingaling and fall for his greedy ways! Otherwise, you may have been taking him to the doctor a couple of days later to find out where all the itch” was coming from. A stinky weave may be a strong indicator of a stinky *****… and if the ***** is stinking… there maybe critters down ‘der in dem ‘der hills!! JUST SAY NOT TO FUNK!!!! LOL!!!!
i dont care wut you hatin azz *****es gotta say, that hoodho is fine and sexy. I wouldnt take the ***** to meet my folks, but i’d take her azz to the local motel and *****k her branes out.
Hot sauce your crazy and I’ve goten a headache trying to understand and figure out who and what your talking about..I give up
Just say no to hoodhoes lmao
women always clownin each other. who the ***** cares who they’re dress? if you that business then these broads dressed the way they are aint gone hamper your game not one bit. they are cute females, who are we to tell grown ***** women how to dress. let people do them. everybody got an opinion thats why they mean very little to nothing.
hmmm, I actually dont think they look bad…maybe cuz im from Atlanta where some girls are much bigger and still wear much less
they look like the type of *****es you take to the backseat after the club and when your about to penetrate there rectums toilet paper stuck between the cheeks shows,iiigggg.
i have seen ten thousand times worst. here in GA, they go above and beyond to get the attention they want….smh
mannnnn them hoes look SCRUMPTIOUS!
cause they dark dont make em black. thats the ***** with being mixed they can act like that and label it black then when their act are together oh they are dominican om they are puerto rican
I have to agree the ladies are pretty, just wish they would carry themselves as ladies and not a wet food stamp..
***** d.. i think i just threw up a lil in my mouth in regards to ur toilet paper visual …..
Betty .. come on dont put them on us .. the def aint rican… lol
THats a nice ghetto booty for ya!!
LOL @ ***** Dieselz funny ***** toilet paper comment!!! So true !
I know it was smellin’ like Bdussy cause she doesn’t have any underwear on under those tights. It looked nice, but once you spread those legs, you’d probably discover a yeast infection that looked and smelled like death.
These ladies aren’t ugly but they should dress more cl*****y. Ladies can look hot with out looking like a night club hoochie, lol…
@ hot sauce’s mild sauce–
Thank you!
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@ Hot sauce–
I aoplogized to you awhile back. Did you get a chance to read it??
If not, once again, I aplogize for accusing you of stealing my baby’s gravie and harr*****ing me.
Please forgive me???????????????
**cybering you a dozen roses and a Rolex watch**
Lol!!!!
im glad i aint eat lunch yet or i would have lost it.Don’t come out dressed like that, you just drive the attention more my way and i need no help with that. Thanks Ladies!