Random Ridiculousness
Posted by Bossip Staff
You know times are hard if people are on some ninja ish:
A man who witnesses said was dressed in a ninja outfit shot a 44-year-old man during a robbery attempt Monday night in east Bexar County. Sheriff’s deputies said the victim was sitting in the garage of his friend’s home in the 8400 block of Tuxford Drive at 9:30 p.m. when the man dressed in black demanded keys to a car in the driveway. When the victim told the man, “You must be kidding,” the armed man shot him once in the chest, deputies said. The victim was transported to Brooke Army Medical Center in an undetermined condition. The shooter, who deputies said was armed with a handgun and a rifle, fled the scene.
War veterans are coming home strapped and ready to feed them kids. Why would the dumb ass man ask a dude in a ninja outfit, with 2 heaters, if he is kidding about giving him the keys to the car? Kidding about what??? You may start to see more brazen robberies before Christmas. SMH.
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…huh???
1st!
I mean 2nd! Hey RedBone!
Uh, are those pictures of the robbers, or did Bossip just Google “ninjas”?
man this ish is comedy…lmao
lol@ the lil ninja’s, what do they have to do with anything???
lmao@bossip..
Guess he wasn’t kidding. Fif, *****es!
i thought that was michael jackson playing with lil blanket and the other masked kid.
LOL@ ***** Diezel…I thought this was a Michael Jackson joke at first too…SMH
Where’s Shredder?
Man in Ninja suit: Gimme the Car old timer!
Old Man: You gotta be kidding, what are ya gonna do? Nunchuck me to death
(Man in ninja suit pulls out pistol)
*BANG*
Man in Ninja Suit: Thanks for the car!
He wasn’t kidding.