Random Ridiculousness

- By Bossip Staff Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness, SMH

Posted by Bossip Staff

You know times are hard if people are on some ninja ish:

A man who witnesses said was dressed in a ninja outfit shot a 44-year-old man during a robbery attempt Monday night in east Bexar County. Sheriff’s deputies said the victim was sitting in the garage of his friend’s home in the 8400 block of Tuxford Drive at 9:30 p.m. when the man dressed in black demanded keys to a car in the driveway. When the victim told the man, “You must be kidding,” the armed man shot him once in the chest, deputies said. The victim was transported to Brooke Army Medical Center in an undetermined condition. The shooter, who deputies said was armed with a handgun and a rifle, fled the scene.

War veterans are coming home strapped and ready to feed them kids. Why would the dumb ass man ask a dude in a ninja outfit, with 2 heaters,  if he is kidding about giving him the keys to the car? Kidding about what??? You may start to see more brazen robberies before Christmas. SMH.

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  • Lacombe Redbone (...Now You Wanna Shoot Off My Pinky Toe!)

    …huh???

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/664a39163fc957e70e23bdd79c7f267d?s=80 KD305 (Get off the Lords bus if you aint got correct change!)

    1st!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/664a39163fc957e70e23bdd79c7f267d?s=80 KD305 (Get off the Lords bus if you aint got correct change!)

    I mean 2nd! Hey RedBone!

  • lol

    man this ish is comedy…lmao

  • HiPhOpFaN

    LOL@ Cock Diezel…I thought this was a Michael Jackson joke at first too…SMH

  • Nina Knows

    Where’s Shredder?

  • Ya Boy KJ

    Man in Ninja suit: Gimme the Car old timer!

    Old Man: You gotta be kidding, what are ya gonna do? Nunchuck me to death

    (Man in ninja suit pulls out pistol)

    *BANG*

    Man in Ninja Suit: Thanks for the car!

  • InsertDopeWordsHere

    He wasn’t kidding.

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