Some Unemployed NFL Handsome: 10 Men We’d Love To Lockdown If The Lockout Continues

Darren Sharper New Orleans Saints

Thanks to the ongoing NFL lockout, there’s a gang of fine, unemployed men trying to find something to do with themselves right now.

And if being bored and not cashing a pay check wasn’t bad enough, these guys are also not being pampered the way they’ve become accustomed to: no personal chefs, no massages, no chauffeurs, etc.

The players and teams might come to a resolution and put the NFL back in business today. But if they don’t, we would gladly take over those duties for a select few of the NFLs finest. We’re sure you would too. Check out our picks.

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  • Anita

    Darren Sharper is the FINEST, SEXIEST football player, ever!

  • NYC

    DEVIN THOMAS IS THE FINEST IN THE NFL OMG

  • MzBarbie

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  • http://freddyo.com/ lena

    I support Inter/racial relationships! I believe love has no color!

    ~~~ Blac k Whi te Da te. C’ 0- M ~~~

    This club is for those of us that don’t discriminate! This is to all my people who don’t care about somebody’s ethnic background, just how they are on the inside.

    If you want to find a sincere Inter/racial relationship. If you are serious. Come and join us!

  • yikes09

    you forgot SHAUN ELLIS of the NEW YORK JETS!!!!!

  • Tcity

    My man looks better than all of them ,but the only two that look good are Darren Sharper and Devin Thomas the others are not cute at all.Take away the money none of you would check for them.

  • Hater

    Breathtaking (fans self)!

  • Mrs. Rance

    I wonder if any of them have filed for unemployment. I would think they qualify to receive it.

  • mikki

    How could u 4get DeShawn Jackson from the Eagles!!!!

  • PRETTYNANA43

    MMMMMMM ,#TEAMSHARPER!!!OWWWWWW!!!!! HE IS SOOOO FINE!

  • speaking of this ish…

    I so #COSIGN Devin Thomas..his body is the business! *faints*

  • Matix B

    My father told me never to date a Football player; he knew the truth as he was on for 15 years. I dated one in high school and almost stabbed him in the heart. Happy hump day y’all.

  • Candice J

    You forgot Mike Wallace and LaMarr Woodley. FOINE !!!!

  • milanne

    Yeah Buddy!

    Darren Sharper, Clinton Portis, Santanio Holmes and Adrian Peterson. YES!

  • free

    cute, but puny, lol!

  • alwaysme

    Thomas Jones and Adrienne Peterson best on list

  • free

    calvin johnson/lions

    and why is thomas jones ugly *ss on the list?

  • free

    lol, i hear ya.

  • http://keesha@yahoo.com keyshawn25

    REALLY! Who made this wack list? There were only 2 that were fine, everyone knows that the fine ones are always on the sideline in sweats. Or you can check the safety position.

  • domo

    Wow.. Darrin is GORGEOUS!
    them Dimples & that Smile..
    Definitely a Saints Fan Lol..

    I Love Nate Allen & of Course Sanchez! :)

  • mya

    you all should have put Lawrence Vickers! Cleveland Browns

  • alwaysme

    where is bob sanders

  • alwaysme

    I agree Devin thomas should focus more on football and less on posing for pics

  • Zok

    I been thinking Darren Sharper was DL for years. Cute guy but something is not right about him.

  • Hot Chocolate :)

    Dez Bryant….yummy!

  • http://mcclure.danielle@yahoo.com Chester

    These men are beyond fine and handsome.

  • Bacchus

    Who is that behind Dez Bryant?

  • Palest Latina

    TOO BLACK for me.

  • exotica

    lol @ MATIX

  • black girl p

    F*uck yourself pale b*tch latina go get 1 of them essay to cut you in the face right quick!! Them nicca’s is fine!!! They deserve beautiful black women!! That Devin is the 1!! :o

  • wtf

    Hell no! Tamaron Davis, #31 of the Greenbay packers should’ve been on this list

  • Gimmeabreak78

    Darren Sharper. Good lawd! (Father forgive me!) I didn’t know Dez Bryant was working with all that either. Wow.

  • ISLANDGAL82

    Dez Bryant,Thomas Jones are my pick and Darnell Dockett who isn’t posted.

  • (_Jasmine_)

    Agree on all except the last one…The others are fine…mmmmm

  • (_Jasmine_)

    Ummmm…No he’s not…He’s more like a fine mess of..?

  • IHATEBROKEPEOPLE

    Who in the HECK wants an unemployed man?

    Thomas Jones gets props for getting his education, but he gives me a sleazy vibe. Seems like the type that will screw you, your mother, and your sister, and never blink twice.

    Adrian Peterson doesn’t do it for me.

    Santonio Holmes will probably have 10 kids and no money in the next few years.

    Most of these guys are dumbs as a bag of nails.

    Most of these guys don’t deserve to be on this list.

  • JenB

    WhooHoo!! Darren Sharper-I could swim in those dimples! Yummy!!! My opinion others don’t matter!

  • eazylove

    Hell yeah! Darren Sharper, Devin Thomas and Adrian Peterson all day everyday! They can hit it in the morning, evening, thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, Presidents day, flag day hell!

  • Tyrone

    Men , including myself , always judge the physical attributes of women. However , women dont typically judge or allow a mans physical appearance to define the man. Most men are pear shaped , man boobed , swollen gut etc.But the women do not seem to care.

  • Tyrone

    Why dont black women require the man that they are involved with be this attractive. Most men I see with women , even the attractive ones , are pear shaped , man-boobed , swollen belly etc. please explain.

  • thamissez

    What about DESHAWN JACKSON of the philidelphia eagles??? That’s a fin piece of speciem right there!!!

  • Kevin O

    I’m so glad Thomas let Meagan Goode go. I need to get up in that “Game!”

  • MzSoulful

    Now you know Reggie Bush should be #1 on this list! What about Cam Newton is very handsome (yes I know he hasn’t been drafted yet but he will be)and Aaron Maybin?

  • Tikoia

    What about Braylon Edwards and Ocho ?…..Darren sharper…yes mam’

  • Allie

    YES YES YES DARREN F*CKING SHARPER!!!

  • Lisa

    Darren used to be fine. What happened?

  • ms.sasha717

    Mr. Devin Thomas can get it!!! If the NFL doesn’t work out he can model!!!!

  • Toy

    Omg! Omg!! I thnk i just fell in love! I cant tell which one I feel for too many but i know im about to look up that Santonio dude pic! I wanna c the unedited!!

  • Tyrone

    Its amazing how women anonymously (sp?)admit their lust and desire for physically fit and attractive men. However , when you see women in real life their significant other is usually a gut/swollen belly , pear shaped , man boobed man that looks nothing like these guys. Why do women involve themselves with unattractive men or men that dont look like these guys.

    Am I to believe looks dont matter to women.

  • Oooh Weee!!

    Are you REALLY sitting there speculating on the attractivenezzz/quality of lookz of Black women’z significant otherz… Or are you just sh!t-stirring az alwayz, troll?

    Am I to believe you want your dookie chased and your booty blasted, asking those kindz of g@y azz questions? XD XD #emptythatcloset!

  • PrettyPisces

    How could y’all forget DeShawn Jackson’s gorgeous self! Or even Mark Sanchez gorgeous latino self! This list is straight though!

  • Salena

    no michael vick?????

  • IHATEBROKEPEOPLE

    Now you know Reggie Bush should be #1 on this list! What about Cam Newton is very handsome (yes I know he hasn’t been drafted yet but he will be)and Aaron Maybin?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    LOL…Now you know Cam is slow. Bless his little heart, somebody took all of his history tests for him. He had better hope he doesn’t become injured or he will be working in aisle 7 at Winn Dixie. Anybody got a mop?

  • Aubrey

    This list is almost perfect, but you forgot DeShawn Jackson and Braylon Edwards and take off Adrian Peterson. He has a great body, not so much on the face.

  • IHATEBROKEPEOPLE

    I hate to break it to you, but Will is no longer an NFL player. He’s ventured into entrepreneurism. Bless his little, dainty, grandma hands having heart.

    Cutie though, but no longer relevant…

  • IHATEBROKEPEOPLE

    Mark is on the: ” I think this fool is on the DL List.” Joining Mark is Hines “I’m queening all over the Dancing with the Stars studio” Hines, T.O. and few others….LOL!

  • IHATEBROKEPEOPLE

    Well DARN! And I thought I had issues..LOL
    Yeah, they lie all the time and sleep with everything moving..LOL

  • IHATEBROKEPEOPLE

    Working with all of what? He has big testicles.

  • Oooh Weee!!

    @ IHATEBROKEPEOPLE

    NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!!

    I must confezz, but I don’t actually FOLLOW football… Which I suppose iz obviouz.

    But I had no idea he’d retired – just that he waz a hottie n the NFL. Hope’z made wise investmentz!

    LMBAO @ “grandma handz”, btw!

  • TBird

    Where the heck is Dhani jones on this list?

  • Jeanine

    These are some nice looking men. We need to keep black men with black women so we can continue to have beautiful black children not mixed but, totally black.

  • Shon

    Most of these dudes wouldn’t date a black woman to save their lives. Especially Darren Sharper. F*ck their looks when they have no respect for black women.

  • ThickHipzGlossyLipz

    Darren & Devin…. Daaammmmm….

  • IHATEBROKEPEOPLE

    I suspect that he is secretly into MEN honey. Been getting a certain vibe from him for years, and he’s been in the company of a few QUESTIONABLE guys..LOL

  • Kenedy

    I haven’t looked at these pics…but i can tell you right now that Devin Thomas…can live off of me if he likes…i’ll trick on him…In Bey’s voice “let me be your sugar mama mamamamam…sugar mama, he he, come sit on mama lap…hey” haha, let me stop bullshittin

  • Lesha

    Bob Sanders should be on this list. AP does nothing for me and neither does Portis or Thomas Jones. YES YES YES os Sanchez, though.

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  • Egyptian Beauty

    Gotta Love Santonio.! Reps My Hometown.!!!

  • Rai

    Most of all these men can get it wheneva whereeva fo real lol specially santonio

  • rhiannajz

    The guy in the bed looks “suspect” in Madea Voice no thank you, LOL

  • brokestudent

    girls Deshawn Jackson should have been on this list. He is the only reason I kept looking. He is fione in a mf. NOW dat da nicca I’d have to have if I saw him.

  • http://www.makeida.com R&B Singer

    Damn, these men are so hot!

  • Sticky-n-Sweet

    Darren Sharper has a girlfriend, she’s a med student at LSU, and she’s sweet, but will get at a chick in less than a minute about her boo! Dez Bryant and Clinton Portis are fine, but dumb! I tried for ten minutes to have a convo with Portis at the draft, it was like talking to a dog with Down’s Syndrome!

  • Sticky-n-Sweet

    Darren Sharper’s chick is Black. Light-skinned, but what do you expect, its New Orleans, colorstruck capital of the world.

  • IHATEBROKEPEOPLE

    Darren Sharper has a girlfriend, she’s a med student at LSU, and she’s sweet, but will get at a chick in less than a minute about her boo!
    ——————————
    I wonder if she got at Dollicia Bryant for running around with her man. If I were her, I’d worry about getting that medical degree cause men ain’t S-h-i-%

  • Goo

    Because most women think that a man who takes pride in his appearance is gay, that only women should be concerned about the way they look. I think all men should take care of themselves especially black men since they have the lowest life expectancy. I love it when a man takes pride in his appearance it turns me on!

  • nikki_wa

    one word : “yum”

  • nikki_wa

    HELL YES!

  • Koolatta

    Clinton Portis not so much…

  • whatisthat

    even when Darren Sharper as playing for the green bay packers..i seen that he was fine as wine..and all the other gents..holla!!! handsome men for my day..i knew that green bay,wi is “whiteville”..i knew that he had his selection random beckys from there..tragic!!

  • E.C. from D,C,

    Except for the 1st guy from the Redskins all of these men make me bite my lip lol

  • califemme23

    They need to nix darren sharper! They been hollering about him since the early 90′s when he was a GB packer. hes washed up..

    DEZ BRYANT, THOMAS JONES and BRAYLEN EDWARDS!!!!!!! fugg it, just too many fine brothers to name!

  • deme

    @ihate..Thomas jones is a really cool guy. Very respectable and down to earth. I don’t know why you would get that vibe from these picks…but your way off

  • rhyan

    my old roommate went on a couple dates and slept with clinton portis. he is definitely not all everyone cracks him up to be. male diva is definitely a good way to put it

  • Hypocrites are here

    Again with the “suspect” bullcrap!!!! A black man with intelligence, good looks and a career and he’s suspect. I guess for some of you if he isn’t slapping you like a disobedient dog or calling you a b*tch it’s just not masculine enough. You deserve to be alone!!!!!

  • Hypocrites are here

    IHATEBROKEPEOPLE

    Your bitter and lonely. You’re one of the MAIN reasons black men prefer white women. “Vibes”…you never hear white women talking that stupid shy!!!! Go get more batteries for your “toy” since there’s no MAN in your life.

  • brandon

    why fantasia why? You could’ve had Devin Thomas! Fanny took Antuan Cook instead of Devin Thomas. If I was a woman, I would take Devin Thomas anyday wit his cute self!

  • The Mrs

    Where the hell is Pretty Brown Eyes Johnny Know from the Bears…Damnit!!!

  • Hotness

    Darren does not have a gf at LSU, he ain’t dating no one. He is so damn fine.

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