Rolling Stone magazine’s latest cover lady, Brit singer Adele shared her interesting philosophies on weight and we think they’re pretty fawkin’ hilarious.
We were particularly entertained by her thoughts on her weight… or rather her lack thereof:
“My life is full of drama and I won’t have time to worry about something as petty as what I look like,” she tells Rolling Stone contributing editor Touré. “I don’t like going to the gym. I like eating fine foods and drinking nice wine. Even if I had a really good figure, I don’t think I’d get my t*ts and a*s out for no one.”
Makes sense to us.
Don’t get her wrong though. Adele doesn’t knock the other broads in entertainment that choose to show skin. In fact, she says she likes looking at them attention whores!
“I love seeing Lady Gaga’s boobs and bum,” she says. “I love seeing Katy Perry’s boobs and bum. Love it. But that’s not what my music is about. I don’t make music for eyes. I make music for ears.”
Gotta love it.
‘Dele also had some choice words for her deadbeat dad:
Adele says her dad was never in the picture. He recently talked to a British tabloid and said that he regretted his actions. “I never knew my dad,” she says. “He has no fu*kin’ right to talk about me.”
We agree… He gets a ‘Ho Sit Down,’ from us!
And those of you clamoring for tickets to her next show, may want to steer clear of the front row.
“I’m scared of audiences,” she says. “One show in Amsterdam I was so nervous I escaped out the fire exit. I’ve thrown up a couple of times. Once in Brussels I projectile vomited on someone. I just gotta bear it. But I don’t like touring. I have anxiety attacks a lot.”
Ewwwwwww… Just disgusting.
Aside from that though, we kinda dig this Adele character.
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