Five Funny Lies Women Tell Men

- By Bossip Staff Categories: For Discussion, For the Fellas, For the Ladies

“Who the biggest liars, men or women? Women are the biggest liars! Look at you, all of you. All of you are liars! Masters of the lie- the visual lie. Look at you. You got on heels- you ain’t that tall. You got on makeup, your face don’t look like that. You got a weave- your hair ain’t that long. You got a Wonderbra on- your titties ain’t that big. Everything about YOU is a lie, and you expect me to tell the truth?!? Fawk you!” – Chris Rock

Ah ladies! We always get on the fellas for lying. But let’s be real- we lie too. And though many of us ladies do strive to be honest and forthright, sometimes we get put in positions where we’d rather not tell the truth- at least not at that exact moment in time. So what do we do? Sometime we (gasp) lie. But in our defense, they’re mostly little white lies, half-truths. So nobody’s really getting hurt. And though I have to agree with Chris Rock that we women are masters of the visual lie- I actually like to call it the “beautiful illusion.” Personally I still think men are the biggest liars. But maybe that’s just because I’m a woman and choose to stay loyal to the sisterhood.

Here are 5 funny and sometimes obvious lies we women tell men.

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  • We"Blacks"AreTheREALHebrewIsraelites

    6. No, I TOTALLY like your mom.

    7. Of course, it’s a normal size! Trust me…

    8. Nah, I don’t mind if you tag along on Girl’s Night Out.
    😛 Just kidding guys!

    • WithAllHonesty

      9.Yeah,it’s yours.
      LMAO JK (well sorta)

  • Sa.s.sy24

    never lied about my weight, and never gave a guy i wasn’t interested in my number. If he kept being persistant he got his feelings hurt period.

  • veus

    How about: “Oh no, not tonight. I have a yeast infection! Give it a few days.” I have used this one a few times after tiring shifts in the er. I’m sure other ladies have too!!!

  • IceT

    Women are big azz liars by nature.It’s just the way they are,thats why i always compaired women to whitemen.Because they are the biggest freakin liars in the world.

  • I Am Legend ( Allergic To Darkies)

    You are the father

  • kami

    U a BEAST!

    I love you.

    I love it.

    You look good in that.

    I can tell you went to the gym.


    Sure I’ll call you..LOL
    Yes, I came too…LOL
    Don’t worry, size isn’t important, woman just want a good man..LOL, LMAO, CTFU, CMMCTSISF (Calling my mom cause the s^^^ is so funny).
    That was the best I ever had..LOL

    I wasn’t laughing at you, I was thinking about a joke I heard earlier.

    I wish I could spend more time with you (something you say to a guy once you find out he’s only working with four inches)..LOL

  • kerry (is eating red hots with flip flaps on)

    My toenails aren’t yellow–that’s nail polish! (maybe that’s just the lie I tell).

    • Mally MAL

      LMAO!!I’m damn near fell out my chair on that one!

  • he knows your lying

    It was on sale

    Honey loan me money and I will pay you back

    I really like basketball

    Your family is nice

  • team nymphis

    I got Indian in my family

  • keebler mf elf

    “I’m on birth control and I don’t want kids!”

  • I am a believer!

    I didnt get your text…(I have AT&T)
    I also email…..(I have an AT&T plan)
    Did you hear what I just said ( (yawning) I’m feeling sleepy now)
    Want to go for a drink this weekend (I’m babysitting my niece). How about next week? (I already made plans) This Tuesday? (Too far ahead to plan?

  • Aubrey

    1. Sometimes. So what I am not satisfied if hes not
    2. I don’t date men like that and never have, fools are crazy out here.
    3. I am fine really means leave me alone and I will come talk to you when I am better.
    4. No I don’t lie about that sorry. I am 112 pounds shut up.
    5. That’s true I only did it with one person.

  • Jhen

    Both lie equally.

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  • WithAllHonesty

    6.I could care less.
    7.That’s my cousin.
    8.He’s like my little brother.
    9.The money and the gifts doesn’t mean anything.
    10.I’m on the pill.

  • YokoDMV

    1. your come tastes good
    2. i was sleep
    3. i known him since high school
    4. its not that crooked
    5. i’m not sure i want to get married

    • Tony Redds

      U a lil freak huh?

    • YokoDMV

      LOL. for my man. no shame in mine🙂

  • Dilla

    @ We”Blacks”AreTheREALHebrewIsraelites,
    Lmbo, priceless!!!

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  • Tony Redds

    I’m guilty of #1 my damn self..

  • Tony Redds


    Mmm Hmm…lol

  • tommykimon

    The comments on this are too funny. I can only think of one.
    “You’re the best I ever had”

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