As of 2pm EST today, Radric Delantic Davis, or “Gucci Mane” as he’s known in “the hood” is still a guest of the Dekalb County Jail right outside of Atlanta.

So, are we to believe that none of Gucci’s “all we rap about is selling drugs and having money” underlings could pony up his $5,000 bail? Not even Flocka?

Auntie Deb? No?

These guys didn’t have it either, huh?

Wait a minute: shouldn’t Gucci be able to pawn one of those chains and be right back?

Times are hard in Hip-Hop, huh?

We said it before: Hoodratery at it’s best. NOTHING about this situation makes sense.