You Are So Dumb! Man Gets Arrested After Tattooing Crime Scene On His Chest

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Caught Looking Busted, F*ck a Thug, News

Pico Rivera dumb criminal

It doesn’t get much dumber than this.

After police arrested a gang member from Pico Rivera on a routine traffic stop, police noticed he had a unique tattoo on his chest. And it’s easily the stupidest idea this guy ever had:

Inked on the pudgy chest of a young Pico Rivera gangster who had been picked up and released on a minor offense was the scene of a 2004 liquor store slaying that had stumped Lloyd for more than four years.

Each key detail was right there: the Christmas lights that lined the roof of the liquor store where 23-year-old John Juarez was gunned down, the direction his body fell, the bowed street lamp across the way and the street sign — all under the chilling banner of RIVERA KILLS, a reference to the gang Rivera-13.

As if to seal the deal, below the collarbone of the gang member known by the alias “Chopper” was a miniature helicopter raining down bullets on the scene.

Lloyd’s discovery of the tattoo in 2008 launched a bizarre investigation that soon led to Anthony Garcia’s arrest for the shooting. Then sheriff’s detectives, posing as gang members, began talking to Garcia, 25, in his holding cell. They got a confession that this week led to a first-degree murder conviction in a killing investigators had once all but given up hope of solving.

SMH. Gangbanging 101: don’t get a tattoo of the murder you committed etched on your chest for the rest of your life. He might as well have gotten a tat that said “I DID IT”. He should get life in the clink just for his ignorance.



  • Mrs. Rance

    Aww don’t fault the boy. They be proud of their crimes. They aren’t accomplishing anything else in life.

    • TriniGlamazon

      LMAO!!!!! So true!

    • Bunny(formerly Angel/UrHeiness)


  • PalestLatina

    I think this is my cousin ricco!

    • uhohitslelani


  • Wise

    These lil dudes and they guns and gangs…lol. I’d probley stomp this guy and his whole gang out if they didnt have guns and knives…I’d give him a tattoo of a size 12.5 Nike Air Max right in the middle of his forehead…swoosh included.

  • Naaa

    Muhfugga is growin Boobs??? Ahahaha may his azzhole rest in perfect peace!

  • Racer X

    I see he has the Mr. Peanut in a headlock. Gangsta!

  • Kim

    Now THAT is a damn fool!

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  • Unico

    More Gangbangers should get tattoos of their activities and crimes, that way it would indeed “seal the deal” on the fact that they are criminals and be fare more easier to investigate their crimes.

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