Dirty Dog Diaries: Sandra Bullock’s Skanky Ex-Hubby Jesse James Is All Broken Up Over Losing Out On Being Lil’ Louis Bardo’s Daddy

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Is this guy still talking? SMH. Cry us a river already!

This Jesse James character is the worst! After breaking our girl Sandra Bullock’s heart by cheating on her with skanky whores, he’s not only getting ready to wife up that tattooed freak Kat Von D, he’s also spilling all his dirty secrets in a new memoir American Outlaw where he details how rehab helped him put his life back together. James tells PEOPLE.com:

“Everything got ripped to shreds,” Jesse James says, speaking from his home outside of Austin, Texas. “I was at my breaking point.”

The repeated creeper also says he’s now ready to move on from his shady past:

Although James takes “full accountability” for his betrayal of Bullock, he isn’t dwelling on past mistakes. “I’m moving forward, thinking clearly and becoming a better person. … I have started life over.”

James, who recently shut down WCC and relocated his family and work to rural Texas, says, “I’ve made my world pretty small. Now I can focus on what’s important: making sure [my] kids get good grades and are happy and healthy.”

We’re just glad he had sense enough to leave our boy Louis out of that attention whoring book, even though he had been helping Sandy raise him before the world found out about his dirty dog ways:

“Talking about Louis almost felt too intimate,” says James. “He is so sweet and I miss him.”

We’re just glad the truth came out! We definitely wouldn’t want this Nazi lover raising little Louis. With that said, Jesse James, HO SIT DOWN, and keep our precious Louis’ name out ya mouth!

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