Ewww…Chelsea Handler Finally Admits Fiddy Smashed Her Narrow Pasty Cakes!

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Categories: Break Ups, Coupled Up, Freaks, News, The Swirl, We Broke It Here First!

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In news that will make you barf…Chelsea Handler has finally admitted that 50 Cent chopped her down in a “casual” relationship. Duh. Here’s what she said in a recent interview:

“We dated, very casually…He’s a very sweet, nice guy… I was sampling, kind of, the atmosphere, seeing what was out there, and I was satiated.”

Let’s read between the lines. “Sampling.” “Satiated.” Sounds like it was a strictly chop-down relationship. Ghaah!!!! We just had a mental image. Sorry.

All we can think is poor Ciara. 50 dashed from her to get some old pasty cakes? It doesn’t make sense to us. But we hope he’s happy with his choice.

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