And We Thought Shanequa Was Bad… Cute Celebrity Seeds, Crazy Names

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Babies, Celebrity Seeds, News

Jermaine Jackson and Jermajesty

We all know that parents in Hollyweird can be a bit eccentric when it comes to baby names. Apparently, it’s not just Caucasian stars who are over the top. Check out the names these African-American celebs gave to the fruit of their loins.

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  • jessica

    I have seen much worse names then the ones listed. The guy from my name is earl has a kid named Inspector Pilot. I’ve seen Bear, Daisyboo,Ever

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  • Trisha

    What’s wrong w/ Micheal Jackson kids names? They are not that odd or different. White celebs give their kids a lot more crazier names.

  • jessica

    exactly Trisha!I’ve seen Audio Science, Bronx Mowgli,FiFi Trixiebell, Moon Unit, Moxie Crimefighter, Apple..none of the names listed above are worse than these

  • MR.MAKE.YA.FEELGOOD.(always read the fine print)

    All of this time we thought Michael was the crazy one in the family. Come to find out is was Jermaine all along.

    • michelle

      LMAO!!

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  • jessica

    I liked some of the name–Thyme,Monroe, and Satchel. But i am a lover of out of the ordinary names. I have a kid named Saige

  • 13

    Do all black celebrities have lighter skinned offspring (as in lighter then themselves)?

    • Caribbean Gyal

      Not just black celebs. Black ppl as a whole. You know how negros are.

    • STAR

      NOT ACCORDING TO ISIAH WASHINGTON AND HIS CREW. IS THAT BLACK ENOUGH FOR YOU, HAIR AND ALL!

    • Caribbean14

      Yeah, a lot like the mejorar La Raza Puertos.

  • Queen R

    Dosen’t Jermaine Jackson have a kid name Jermajesty? Your Majesty! What happen to simple beautiful names! Regina,Kalia,Renee,Grant,Vernita,Sharon,Rolan,Dennis,Connie,Amy,Adrien,Alicia,Tony,Baxter,Karen,Debra,Barron,Camille,Candice,Darlene,Faith,Kay,Carla,Stephanie,Felicia,Glenda,Carmen

    • Mzmystic

      Since when are Vernita and Baxter “simple, beautiful” names? #just askin

  • REAL REAL TALK

    AND THE PEOPLE THATS GIVEN THESE CHILDREN THE NAMES,ARE WIRED LOOKING THAN THE NAMES THEY GIVEN???

    REAL REAL TALK

  • STAR

    Not to mention Bruce Willis’ kids named Rumor and Tallulah Belle and Gwen Paltrow’s daughter named Apple which to me is the worst. Hey people, remember when you had to fight on the play ground because you were getting teased? Well tlhink about that when you name your kids. Give them a name that will get them a call back on a resume. They have to get a JOB SOMEDAY! Stop with the GHETTO NAMES and making up your own names that have iqua on the end. Stop naming your kids after COLOGNE AND AlCHOLIC BEVERAGES PLEASE. Please give them a strong name with character, stop with the AFROCENTRIC. Employers know you are black when they see the name on the resume. Please give your kids a chance. Nothing wrong with regular American names to get your foot in the door.

  • LdyK

    I hope for this child’s sake her name is Ca-mar-aH instead of Camera!

  • STAR

    ALSO PLEASE TELL YOUR CHILDREN TO STOP WITH THE TATOOS, BECAUSE EMPLOYERS DO NOT WANT TO HIRE YOU IN THEIR OFFICES WHEN YOU ARE CONSIDERED A THREAT, LIKE GANG AFFILIATED EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT. STOP ALL THE MADNESS BLACK FOLKS.

    • Miss Ma'am

      Kanye is that u?

  • Daisy Jay

    Jermajesty is the craziest name I’ve ever heard in my life. Nothing can top that in my opinion.

    • sholla21

      I’m with you on that. That poor child, lol.

  • Hotmochagirl

    Erykah seems to have a baby for every man she sleeps with. Sad.

  • KeptWoman

    JERMAJESTY?? WTH.com

    A friend of mine named her daughters Dallas, Asia, and Kansas. Her son’s name is Brazil. I actually like all the names, especially Brazil😉

    • lisalisa

      Your friend has the United Nations all under one roof!

  • Butterscotch™

    Aside from Jermaine Jackson and Erykah Badu’s kids, these names are not that bad. And Spike’s daughter is named after Satchel Paige, the first player from the Negro Baseball League to be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

    • Miss Ma'am

      Nice to know someone has a brain

  • clarissa

    Oh well my dog’s AKC papers list him as Quincy Mozart Klug…three musicians🙂

  • Allie

    Why is jermaine looking like the tin man with color?? and this man thinks he looks so good SMH, as for this name situation, as a parent you have to keep in mind that your child will be attending school with some potentially mean kids that will use anything against your child, that’s just how it is, they’re not going to look at the name as distinct or unique

  • oh nah nah Whats my name?...

    So it turns out that Nick choose Moroccan! LMFAO that ish had me lauging for days. I was ready to go in on Mariah for naming them I thought she was the crazy 1. guess hes a mess too SMH. Monroe is adorable though still like Mr/Mrs carey lol

  • Honut Sinti

    Minnie, Bessie, Eva, Poppe, Tanya, Fred, Pat, Henry, Joe

  • Redbonelicious

    Lol to funny Puma really!!

  • 8ESBABY

    Satchel?? Really?? What, Bag was taken?? I like Thyme and Camera is not too bad when you say it, but on paper..?? EEK! =|

    • Butterscotch™

      Spike’s daughter is named after Satchel Paige, the first player from the Negro Baseball League to be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

  • Kathryn

    Get your facts straight! Michael Jackson’s kids’s legal/documented names are:

    Michael Jackson, Jr.
    Paris Jackson
    Prince Jackson

  • lala

    There are only 3 celebrities who kids names I like….Jolie and Pitt’s twins names (I forget what they are at the moment), Nicole Kidman’s daughter Sunday Rose and Joaquin Phoenix, and his siblings River Phoenix and Summer Phoenix. These names in the article are just ridiculous. Mars?? Really?? Thyme? Wtf? smh

  • Zumi

    Your name doesn’t make you unique, no matter how unusual it is or how oddly you spell it. I teach high school and on graduation day, there are angry parents because their children’s names were mispronounced when they received their diploma. This is because Chown is not how you spell Sean. Also, an apostrophe between letters indicates a missing letter. Unless there’s a missing letter in Delight, why are you spelling it De’light? Why did you name your daughter Delight anyway?

    • Mzmystic

      Well said. I agree totally and whole heartedly, while laughing continously

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