Somebody please tell Flav that it’s okay for him to just retire now.
After shutting down his reality show dough by marrying his baby mama, embarrassing Public Enemy to the point they may never stand next to him on stage again, and effin up his fried chicken entrepreneurship, Flav has decided that his checks need to come from stand up comedy.
He is set to launch Flavor Flav’s Freaky Comedy Tour this summer, hitting several cities, AllHipHop.com reports.
Flav has already booked gigs in Charlotte, North Carolina in August and will hit Neenah, Wisconsin in October… that already doesn’t sound promising.
No word as to whether Flav will be joined by any actual comedians on his tour, or whether he’ll be on his Charlie Sheen solo-dolo steez.
Pure comedy or pure coonery?