Here we go with this dizzy a$$ broad again…
Former Tiger Woods alpha mistress Rachel Uchitel will yet again be in front of the camera — this time being trailed for a reality series on her new career as a private investigator.
Uchitel, 36, has a deal for a docudrama based on her life with Atlas Media Group, which produces documentaries and films including “Meat Loaf: In Search of Paradise,” Discovery’s “Alien Abduction” and “Who Killed Chandra Levy?”
The former VIP nightclub hostess-turned- PI told us she’s been approached by several production companies and reality shows in the past few months since she appeared on “Celebrity Rehab.” She wouldn’t name specific shows, but sources said one included Bravo’s “The Real Housewives of New York City.” Bravo had no comment.
Glock-loving Uchitel, who has applied for a gun license, told us, “I wasn’t interested until Atlas came along and agreed with me the only way to do something was if it was a ‘true’ reality show. I’m doing PI work now and it’s stuff that would make for great TV.”
Uchitel says she won’t be going after cheating spouses, but will concentrate on cases of missing people, child-custody claims and financial forensic work.
According to a carefully worded statement from Atlas which makes no mention of her involvement with Woods, the show will feature “Rachel juggling her new career along with her newest personal and business relationships.” One of those relationships is her romance with insurance broker Matt Hahn, 26, whom Uchitel has been dating since the end of last year and has been living with in her Park Avenue apartment for three months.
Why hasn’t this heffa’ crawled back under a rock already?? Seriously, just because you blew Tiger’s wood, and appeared in a “re-HO-bilitation” show with Dr. Drew, doesn’t mean we need to keep seeing your face on TV. You got all that bread to shut the fawk up, so please do just that!
To quote Angela Yee…these hoes be winning SMH.
Peep some of Rachel’s hoe pics below if you’re into that kinda thing.