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They must really be smoking something serious in that CDC office in Atlanta. Rapture fever has taken over the government because the Center For Disease Control has issued a series of precautions to take just in case a zombie attack takes place. Check out the procedures and things to keep in your nifty zombie kit:

– Water (1 gallon per person per day)

-Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)

-Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)

-Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)

-Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)

-Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)

-Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)

-First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)

Okay, okay…the CDC is just making a joke, but they’re clearly having fun with this end of the world fever sweeping the nation. Take your time reading over it here to see what to happen when the actual emergencies take place. We can’t wait until tomorrow comes and goes so the end of the world stuff can be over with until 2012.

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