Parents start a Facebook page for their unborn child and the fetus has 200 friends

Cotdamn…that’s more friends than some grown-a** people have!!

Unborn baby Marriah Greene has a lot to say, at least according to her Facebook profile.

The child attends Tummy University, enjoys soccer and swimming and talks in first person. And her friends talk back to her– in baby-speak, naturally.

Of course, it’s really her mother, Ellie Greene of Whitehouse, Texas, updating the page, but the fetus already has more than 260 friends.

When Ellie and her husband, Matt, decided it was time to announce their pregnancy, they wanted a quick, inclusive method, and what’s faster than Facebook to spread exciting news?

“Within a day she had over 100 friends,” Ellie said, according to affiliate KLTV.

Friends quickly responded to updates about Marriah. They give advice, make jokes and compliment her beauty in the ultrasound photos.

“We wanted to keep the page going, so she could go back and look at it,” Ellie said, giving her daughter the opportunity to see how many people adored her before she was even born.

The parents plan to continue updating the page, with her birth story coming soon. After all, “The word in the belly is there’s a lot more to see.”

Ok folks, we get it. You’re pregnant and want the world to share the experience with you, but really…a Facebook page??? Other than a few ultrasound pictures what can you possibly be posting on this page??? Furthermore, of those 200 “friends” therse’s bound to be some perverts in there. If you like it, we love it, but watch yourself…

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