Is This Some Secret Thing White People Do? Rockstar Jack White And His Wife Are Throwing A Divorce Party

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What the fawk kind of twisted mess is this?

Jack White, famous rocker with The White Stripes, and his wife have a sixth anniversary coming up and it’s going to be a big ol’ party. That’s normal, right? Well, this one is a little more peculiar. The couple announced their divorce and are going to use their anniversary to throw a big party to celebrate.

What?!

There are so many twisted angles here. The Whites are going to invite friends and family and have drinks, videos and memories. Ummm…is this a joke? If they’re getting along so well, why are they divorcing?!

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