Monday, October 20th, 2008

Fill in The Blank

Posted by Bossip Staff

Here is Tara Reid’s cake at the beach over the weekend. It looks like the “rock man got her for real.”

Do you think swirl lovin’ brothas would hit this?

Fill in The Blank: When I look at this Tara’s backs, I just think________________.

Comments(114) on “Fill in The Blank”

  1. Joe Smith

    1st, thats just nasty

  2. Cinna Bunz

    Damn shame… she can get all types of plastic surgery, but she can’t fix that nasty mess…

    Terrible…


  3. One of the cost of fame is self-mutilation.

  4. Aunt Viv

    Who cares?


  5. Wow….lol

  6. MILK STUD

    GET THIS WEAK A$$ CHICK OF HERE. EVEN IF I DID SWIRL, THAT RIGHT THERE WOULD BE AN AUTOMATIC DISQUALIFICATION.

    PUT ONE IN THE LOSS COLUMN FOR ANYONE THAT EVEN OFFERS THAT THING A DRINK.

    TERRIBLE FRYIN PAN A$$

  7. EWWW

    Yuck… I just lost my appetite.

  8. amilia

    Swirling brothers already wifed something up like this…ewww.

  9. shalane

    CAKES? THOSE ARENT CAKES. THEY ARENT EVEN PAN CAKES.LOL MORE LIKE MASH POTATOS.BUT EVEN MASHED POTATOS HAVE MORE STABILTY AND VOLUME.


  10. nasty disgusting gross yucky

    thank you Bossip you guys owe me a

    Double CheeseBurger


  11. I just noticed her ***** is sliding down her

    thighs

  12. j03y b

    look like pizza crust wit chicken hugget toppings an *****…uuch that bikini look like a durag….


  13. Her butt looks like the planet Mars…except Mars has ice caps.


  14. When I look at this Tara’s backs, I just think those are some wrinkled pancakes.


  15. Look at her kitty kat/camel toe in the thumbnail pic. Wow!


  16. WTF? :shock:


  17. ALL THAT PLASTIC SURGERY, AND THIS IS WHAT SHE GOT. SHE IS TOO YOUNG TO HAVE A BODY LIKE THAT. HO SIT DOWN!!

  18. Lady D

    Melting cheese just came to mind. Then she has the nerve to rock a wedgie… SMDH!

  19. Ummm

    @ Lady D

    Thats what I was thinking!! How did she actually obtain a wedgie? I thought you had to have a lil sumthin for it to bunch up…lmao

  20. Bella

    AND BOSSIP TALK ABOUT SERENA WILLIAMS BOOTY. THIS GIRL WISH SHE HAD SOME OF SERENA’S *****.

  21. Sweet Sable

    This ***** isn’t funny. She is obviously ill i.e. eating disorder.

  22. Anonymous3 - the fire sign

    sad….and she’s not old….but all it takes is one bad plastic surgery experience to mess you up….I hope she sued the person who did her original tummy tuck….trust it looked a whole lot worse…..also everyone, including skinny people have fat and are not necessarily toned….it she did some lunges and squats she could tighten all that up

  23. Nastiness is the essence of the... WTF is THAT?!?!

    Flapjacks

  24. CGJ

    Ewwww – what is that really all about?

  25. j03y b

    this recession done hit that *****..***** aint got the extra loot to get that booty injection…thats prolly why she joggin,to tighten that ***** up.

  26. homie

    Sick man!! Just sick!! And her ***** are still lopsided!!

  27. mikenyc

    I’m pretty sure 90% of the women on this site ***** looks just like that or worse. Regardless that ***** looks abnormal.

  28. Do Your Homework

    Seriously…these pics are so photoshopped. Check out the other sites online. Bossip got ya attention though.

  29. roosevelt taylor

    That ***** is *****ed off and the sad thing most of the time a ***** go get a white girl thats the kind they get. Aint that carson daily old *****

  30. Oshie got that killa p

    When I look at this Tara’s backs, I just think “holy *****, am I still white? *checking* Phew… my ***** looks much better than that. Is that even an *****? Carry on, you disgusting, chipmunk-looking wino! Carry on!”

  31. Oshie got that killa p

    I mean… I hope this is photoshopped. I really do.


  32. il bang it, first i need a pump 2 make it rise of da floor, den afta dat, tru say man will murk dat *****!

  33. dayg715

    are you sure that’s not madonna’s *****?

  34. Wakeupeople

    Ladies this is the effect of too much liposuction on a young person who didn’t need it in the first place. Stop with the lipos and do it the hard way. No twenty something should like that!


  35. oh wow oshie what the hell are u doing up there?

  36. blackwoman

    ewwww excuses my body does not look like that i got a nice round booty and a nice size see im 120 pounds but have a shape i got hips and a ***** and thighs and breast i got it all the ones white women pay for to get thats so funny. o well tara is ugly and her body is ugly. ewww that ***** make taras look bad.

  37. Its the Foosa

    why does her stomach look like that? did she recently give birth?

  38. Tommy Gibbs

    Getting an iron & smooth out that flab & cellulite!!

  39. Black To Tha Bone AKA The Swirl King

    How dare you ghetto mamas besmirch the good name of the lovely Tara. She has the body most of you could only dream of. Not all ethnicities celebrate obesity and I personally revel in the joys of refined womanhood.

  40. liyah

    dat is so nasty!!!!! it look lik sumbody grabbed her skin and jus started stretchin! uuuuggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!

  41. dark and lovely

    @Black To Tha Bone AKA The Swirl King

    Are you serious? Swirl if you want, no one cares, but that ***** is not attractive. Thank God I am married to a good man, I feel sorry for the sistas that have to put up with ignorant *****s. So the fact that you are so proud of swirling, good, one less low life a sista had to put up with.

  42. John

    GIRL NEEDS A TRAINER!! AND FAST!!!!

  43. rainbowrabbit

    Gross. Tara used to be hot. She needs to stop with all that surgery.

  44. so obvious

    @ Mikenyc

    If it’s abnormal, then how are 90 percent of women on this site looking like that. Abnormal does not equal 90% of anything. Maybe 90% of the women you can pull look like that.

  45. MrS. Pharrell Williams

    no…that’s nasty as hell..her stomach look nasty too..*****ed up lipo in the tummy area…and just plain *****ed up in the back…how old is she?? why is she saggin like that??? no ***** that the real question is why is she on the beach wit a bikini on knowing her body aint on point??..sad sad woman..

  46. Misslilbitt

    Nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. HOLLYWOOD BS

    ALICIA KEYS WOULD DO HER…TOSS HER SALAD AND SING “YOU DON’T KNOW MY NAME” WHEN THEY ARE FINISHED.


  48. umm…leats her breats looks good!!

  49. Krissy

    There are exercises to lift those saggy backs, instead of sticking your finger down your throat.

    Next trip to Dr 90210 should be butt implants!!


  50. When I look at this Tara’s backs, I just think that is what we will have to look at if we elect John McCain.


  51. Wow. I just found out Tara Reid had a botched lipo job. I think she had botched everything else, too, cause her ***** has dimples that should not be there even IF she is white. Damn.


  52. Damn…she is 33 years old and has the body of a 73 year old.

  53. anc*****d and the wire needs a movie

    ***** outta here bossip lol so upset mah needs some meat.

  54. Dyma

    im surprised that a butt so…flat…disfigured can STILL have celluite

  55. The Bear

    I gotta coin a new term for this one…

    That’s not a Camel toe. That’s an “Elephant Toe”

  56. O

    This is Bossip…who cares about Tara Reid? I don’t come on here to see that!

  57. and another one..

    Poor THANG!!!! that is NASTY, honey chile needs to stop sticking *****e up her nose and hit the gym ASAP


  58. dat nasty ***** dont need to be in a bathingsuit! sum nasty brothas might….like reuben hahah!

  59. jonjon23

    I would get instantly limp in the presence of—THAT! That’s why I love black women. Just for fun, look at a picture of Serena Williams ***** and thighs, then look at Reids…..

  60. Deano

    BLAHHHH

  61. *****a

    Oh No! I am strongly against “butt implants” but Tara “Go and get some butt implants ASAP!!!”

  62. thatbrutha

    Damn white girl!! Where did the ***** go? Over dose on No as atall pills.

    Gone *****. Please get on some squats.

  63. bob

    i know we men have lots of standards to pick up a woman,but we all find the right girl in our demands on a tall dating club:___ T a l l c h a t.c o m__ my bros told me this; it worked for them, it worked for me; and i’m sure it’s gonna work for u, buddy!!

  64. Diamond

    Okay if i were her i would get me sum ***** at dr.dre

    please that is just NNNA*****STTYYY!!

  65. Jon-Jon

    As sure as grits are grocery, swirl lovers would still tap that…..

  66. tara

    shame … i think . yesterday i go to a website ;;;;;;www.bigbisexual.com ::::::::yeah that’s a really good site for bis . and there re also some sexual pics and hot videoes on that site . it’s great ,i think 1

  67. I'm Just Me- Buffalo Bills (5-1) WE GOT MIAMI NEXT!!!!

    Did she have surgery or something? Why is her skin so saggy? I mean her stomach area too. I am not impressed but yes I think swirl lovers would definitely one hitter quitter this girl. Hands down. She probably slob a mean pipe regardless of the saggy skin.

    When I look at Tara’s backs I just think:

    flats look like flapjacks, pancakes, you ain’t know!!! LMAOOOOO!!!!

  68. Eden's Garden

    LOL that picture is photoshopped. The videos are on TMZ and it doesn’t look as bad as this. hahaha they gave Tara granny skin…


  69. Where is the Swirl King at to defend his Vanilla Queen??? Has anyone seen him???

  70. I'm Just Me- Buffalo Bills (5-1) WE GOT MIAMI NEXT!!!!

    MORNING NU!!!

    What is the record??

  71. SureShot the Most Observant

    Shot say this picture make a fine addition to any first aid kit. In case of accidental poisoning, forget syrup of ipecac, just show victim this picture and let the earlling commence. It worked for Shot!

  72. da darkness

    so gross

  73. Not a Hater, Just Calling It Like I See It

    I feel sorry for that bikini! And yes, bossip, unfortunately a brother would kung fu a spotted ape to get with that.

  74. kevwebb "Got a Bop like this, Can't wear skinny jeans 'cause my knots don't fit"

    Ugggh…Why would u even post that???


  75. @ Not a Hater, Just Calling It Like I See It

    (Check me out!)

    I feel sorry for that bikini! And yes, bossip, unfortunately a brother would kung fu a spotted ape to get with that.

    _______________________________________________________

    Oh hellz to the naw, I’b Kung fu a spotted ape to get away from that!!! :lol:


  76. @I’m Just Me- Buffalo Bills (5-1) WE GOT MIAMI NEXT!!!!

    (Check me out!)

    Morning, boo! She might be able to suck a football through a garden hose, but my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun! A ***** could iron his Sat’day outfit on dat azz! Hell, somebody needs to iron out her azz and stomach wile they’re at it! :lol:

  77. SMDH

    “Do you think swirl lovin’ brothas would hit this?”

    Hell *****ing yeah!! Look at some of the other white ***** they’ll hit!!! Hell yeah!! I wouldn’t be shocked if black males were the majority of her fan base…

  78. SMDH

    “I feel sorry for that bikini! And yes, bossip, unfortunately a brother would kung fu a spotted ape to get with that.”

    LOL!! ROTFLMBAO @ kung fu a spotted ape!!!

    And you aint neva lied!! I just said the same thing above!! A black male would sell his mama’s ***** for a shot at this sloppy looking *****!!!

  79. I'm Just Me- Buffalo Bills (5-1) WE GOT MIAMI NEXT!!!!

    @ Daywalker

    Hey Poppa! How are you today? I am glad about your anaconda. That is good. But you know the Swirl King and some others would byp***** a coffee mug bootay for this and you know this man!!!!

  80. I'm Just Me- Buffalo Bills (5-1) WE GOT MIAMI NEXT!!!!

    Morning SMDH!!!

  81. SMDH

    Good Morning Just Me!! How are you today??

  82. ATXChick

    wow!!! AT LEAST SHE HAS GOOD SELF ESTEEM BECAUSE IF MY ***** LOOKED LIKE THAT I WOULDNT BE IN A BATHING SUIT PERIOD.

  83. ebGCH

    When I look at this Tara’s backs, I just think_______death_________.

  84. ATXChick

    ONLY THING THAT LOOKS HEALTHY AND PLUMP IS HER CHEST (NO HOMO)

  85. Tone Bone

    I think of a bowl of cottage cheese

  86. adriana lima's #1 stan!

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

  87. realwoman

    this is sad…and another reason I thank the Almighty I was blessed with the *****ets I have.

  88. Roni

    Looks like a science project gone wrong.

    As for the swirl’s based on what I’ve seen they’d snap her up in a minute and swear they had a prize.

  89. SMDH

    “As for the swirl’s based on what I’ve seen they’d snap her up in a minute and swear they had a prize.”

    AMEN!! They’d be walking around flaunting her like they just won a MEGA LOTTERY!!!

    SMDH!!!

  90. Cornbread

    Dat shyt looks so fake it was airbrushed.

    No one in the their right mind would be going out looking like dat, plus those are granny legs. Dat shyt is mad fake.

  91. Black To Tha Bone AKA The Swirl King

    @ Nikki

    I’ve made my point on this thread already. Tara is lovely and 50 Cent agrees too. Remember when he kept namechecking her as his dream woman? Props to the brotha for that.


  92. LMBAO @:

    “as sure as grits are groceries…”

    “unfortunately a brother would kung fu a spotted ape to get with that.”

    “flapjacks.”

    :-)

  93. WhodatsaidDat?-Tells it like it T.I. IS cuz u'ount know me

    that poor bikini is hanging on for dear life…po thang..

    Harvey DENT is looking for her to propose marriage..

    DANG shorty got mo DENTS then Micheal Jackson’s abused hooptie in the Black n White video HOOOOOOOO! (and that is the only thing I believe he has abused) lol oK done..

  94. WhodatsaidDat?-Tells it like it T.I. IS cuz u'ount know me

    When I look at this Tara’s backs, I just think________________.

    she’s offically been chopped and screwed..

  95. Yerr

    j03y b, you are hilarious and sexy as a motherfuceker I might add… Pizza crust with chicken nugget toppings…lmfao. I don’t care how much this ***** work out, nothing can save her.

    The ***** doesn’t even have enough butt cheeks to cover her *****hole. I would hate to have my *****hole exposed like that. Crazy *****.

  96. Richard O'Reilly

    I could have sworn that was an elderly womans behind. This more to do with hard living, i.e. heavy partying and all than it has to do with fame :-\

  97. Mistah Swirl

    Doesn’t make no differ. As long as they wan to bend that sweet white jont over for a black bruthah, I lick that jont up like it was ICE CREAM!

    At least that jont ain’t all big and stanky full of knapps. :)

  98. B

    that that’s a tired *****.

  99. We "Blacks" Are The Real Hebrew Israelites

    *laughing hysterically*

    Behold Black people…the uber-standard of beauty. The Blonde White woman!!! Behold!! Behold!!

    The Emperor wears no clothes!!
    :)

  100. monique

    mistah swirl is a white women lol.talkin bout knapps..go sumwhere ma nicca

  101. ILUVRAYLEWIS

    she looks like a crack addict

  102. Carla

    Tara is on crack.

  103. CAndy

    Gross to much lypo dissolve

  104. Jon-Jon

    kung fu a spotted ape, now that’s hilarious!

  105. BKLYNZ OWN

    WHEN I SEE HER BACK,I THINK SHE’S MELTING.AND WHY SMDH HAS SO MUCH NEGATIVES FOR BROTHERS

  106. The Grundle

    meh…

    I’ve *****ed worst…

  107. barb

    @ j03y b – LMAO!!!! pizza with chicken nugget topping, AND durag bikini!!! hilarious!! my co-worker asked me what was so funny cuz i had tears in my eyes!!

    Perhaps she should EAT a pizza with chicken nuggets on top. Just a thought.

  108. tita

    Yeah Mistah Swirl has to be white b/c black ppl wouldn’t spell naps like that k-n-a-p-p-s.

  109. Jahpson

    Dear god!!


  110. Fill in The Blank: When I look at this Tara’s backs, I just think / WHAT THE ***** IS THAT SHYT?! SAGGY LIPOSKIN IS NOT HOT. At least her ***** are still edible lol, i hope. id milk those, but the ***** looks like a trail of bulls trampled that.

  111. Lili

    Yeesh!! That’s all I can say about that…

  112. HoniieBunz

    YAHH, *****, YAHH!!!

  113. Tamika

    Look at dat *****! disgusting! makes me wonder if she has mirror at home , i mean how aint she shamed 2 pace wit such ***** on her back

  114. naughty

    when i look at tara’s backs, i just think that i should never complain about my looks anymore cause my ***** sure looks better than hers.

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