Monday, October 20th, 2008
Fill in The Blank
Posted by Bossip Staff
Here is Tara Reid’s cake at the beach over the weekend. It looks like the “rock man got her for real.”
Do you think swirl lovin’ brothas would hit this?
Fill in The Blank: When I look at this Tara’s backs, I just think________________.





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1st, thats just nasty
Damn shame… she can get all types of plastic surgery, but she can’t fix that nasty mess…
Terrible…
One of the cost of fame is self-mutilation.
Who cares?
Wow….lol
GET THIS WEAK A$$ CHICK OF HERE. EVEN IF I DID SWIRL, THAT RIGHT THERE WOULD BE AN AUTOMATIC DISQUALIFICATION.
PUT ONE IN THE LOSS COLUMN FOR ANYONE THAT EVEN OFFERS THAT THING A DRINK.
TERRIBLE FRYIN PAN A$$
Yuck… I just lost my appetite.
Swirling brothers already wifed something up like this…ewww.
CAKES? THOSE ARENT CAKES. THEY ARENT EVEN PAN CAKES.LOL MORE LIKE MASH POTATOS.BUT EVEN MASHED POTATOS HAVE MORE STABILTY AND VOLUME.
nasty disgusting gross yucky
thank you Bossip you guys owe me a
Double CheeseBurger
I just noticed her ***** is sliding down her
thighs
look like pizza crust wit chicken hugget toppings an *****…uuch that bikini look like a durag….
Her butt looks like the planet Mars…except Mars has ice caps.
When I look at this Tara’s backs, I just think those are some wrinkled pancakes.
Look at her kitty kat/camel toe in the thumbnail pic. Wow!
WTF?
ALL THAT PLASTIC SURGERY, AND THIS IS WHAT SHE GOT. SHE IS TOO YOUNG TO HAVE A BODY LIKE THAT. HO SIT DOWN!!
Melting cheese just came to mind. Then she has the nerve to rock a wedgie… SMDH!
@ Lady D
Thats what I was thinking!! How did she actually obtain a wedgie? I thought you had to have a lil sumthin for it to bunch up…lmao
AND BOSSIP TALK ABOUT SERENA WILLIAMS BOOTY. THIS GIRL WISH SHE HAD SOME OF SERENA’S *****.
This ***** isn’t funny. She is obviously ill i.e. eating disorder.
sad….and she’s not old….but all it takes is one bad plastic surgery experience to mess you up….I hope she sued the person who did her original tummy tuck….trust it looked a whole lot worse…..also everyone, including skinny people have fat and are not necessarily toned….it she did some lunges and squats she could tighten all that up
Flapjacks
Ewwww – what is that really all about?
this recession done hit that *****..***** aint got the extra loot to get that booty injection…thats prolly why she joggin,to tighten that ***** up.
Sick man!! Just sick!! And her ***** are still lopsided!!
I’m pretty sure 90% of the women on this site ***** looks just like that or worse. Regardless that ***** looks abnormal.
Seriously…these pics are so photoshopped. Check out the other sites online. Bossip got ya attention though.
That ***** is *****ed off and the sad thing most of the time a ***** go get a white girl thats the kind they get. Aint that carson daily old *****
When I look at this Tara’s backs, I just think “holy *****, am I still white? *checking* Phew… my ***** looks much better than that. Is that even an *****? Carry on, you disgusting, chipmunk-looking wino! Carry on!”
I mean… I hope this is photoshopped. I really do.
il bang it, first i need a pump 2 make it rise of da floor, den afta dat, tru say man will murk dat *****!
are you sure that’s not madonna’s *****?
Ladies this is the effect of too much liposuction on a young person who didn’t need it in the first place. Stop with the lipos and do it the hard way. No twenty something should like that!
oh wow oshie what the hell are u doing up there?
ewwww excuses my body does not look like that i got a nice round booty and a nice size see im 120 pounds but have a shape i got hips and a ***** and thighs and breast i got it all the ones white women pay for to get thats so funny. o well tara is ugly and her body is ugly. ewww that ***** make taras look bad.
why does her stomach look like that? did she recently give birth?
Getting an iron & smooth out that flab & cellulite!!
How dare you ghetto mamas besmirch the good name of the lovely Tara. She has the body most of you could only dream of. Not all ethnicities celebrate obesity and I personally revel in the joys of refined womanhood.
dat is so nasty!!!!! it look lik sumbody grabbed her skin and jus started stretchin! uuuuggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!
@Black To Tha Bone AKA The Swirl King
Are you serious? Swirl if you want, no one cares, but that ***** is not attractive. Thank God I am married to a good man, I feel sorry for the sistas that have to put up with ignorant *****s. So the fact that you are so proud of swirling, good, one less low life a sista had to put up with.
GIRL NEEDS A TRAINER!! AND FAST!!!!
Gross. Tara used to be hot. She needs to stop with all that surgery.
@ Mikenyc
If it’s abnormal, then how are 90 percent of women on this site looking like that. Abnormal does not equal 90% of anything. Maybe 90% of the women you can pull look like that.
no…that’s nasty as hell..her stomach look nasty too..*****ed up lipo in the tummy area…and just plain *****ed up in the back…how old is she?? why is she saggin like that??? no ***** that the real question is why is she on the beach wit a bikini on knowing her body aint on point??..sad sad woman..
Nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALICIA KEYS WOULD DO HER…TOSS HER SALAD AND SING “YOU DON’T KNOW MY NAME” WHEN THEY ARE FINISHED.
umm…leats her breats looks good!!
There are exercises to lift those saggy backs, instead of sticking your finger down your throat.
Next trip to Dr 90210 should be butt implants!!
When I look at this Tara’s backs, I just think that is what we will have to look at if we elect John McCain.
Wow. I just found out Tara Reid had a botched lipo job. I think she had botched everything else, too, cause her ***** has dimples that should not be there even IF she is white. Damn.
Damn…she is 33 years old and has the body of a 73 year old.
***** outta here bossip lol so upset mah needs some meat.
im surprised that a butt so…flat…disfigured can STILL have celluite
I gotta coin a new term for this one…
That’s not a Camel toe. That’s an “Elephant Toe”
This is Bossip…who cares about Tara Reid? I don’t come on here to see that!
Poor THANG!!!! that is NASTY, honey chile needs to stop sticking *****e up her nose and hit the gym ASAP
dat nasty ***** dont need to be in a bathingsuit! sum nasty brothas might….like reuben hahah!
I would get instantly limp in the presence of—THAT! That’s why I love black women. Just for fun, look at a picture of Serena Williams ***** and thighs, then look at Reids…..
BLAHHHH
Oh No! I am strongly against “butt implants” but Tara “Go and get some butt implants ASAP!!!”
Damn white girl!! Where did the ***** go? Over dose on No as atall pills.
Gone *****. Please get on some squats.
i know we men have lots of standards to pick up a woman,but we all find the right girl in our demands on a tall dating club:___ T a l l c h a t.c o m__ my bros told me this; it worked for them, it worked for me; and i’m sure it’s gonna work for u, buddy!!
Okay if i were her i would get me sum ***** at dr.dre
please that is just NNNA*****STTYYY!!
As sure as grits are grocery, swirl lovers would still tap that…..
shame … i think . yesterday i go to a website ;;;;;;www.bigbisexual.com ::::::::yeah that’s a really good site for bis . and there re also some sexual pics and hot videoes on that site . it’s great ,i think 1
Did she have surgery or something? Why is her skin so saggy? I mean her stomach area too. I am not impressed but yes I think swirl lovers would definitely one hitter quitter this girl. Hands down. She probably slob a mean pipe regardless of the saggy skin.
When I look at Tara’s backs I just think:
flats look like flapjacks, pancakes, you ain’t know!!! LMAOOOOO!!!!
LOL that picture is photoshopped. The videos are on TMZ and it doesn’t look as bad as this. hahaha they gave Tara granny skin…
Where is the Swirl King at to defend his Vanilla Queen??? Has anyone seen him???
MORNING NU!!!
What is the record??
Shot say this picture make a fine addition to any first aid kit. In case of accidental poisoning, forget syrup of ipecac, just show victim this picture and let the earlling commence. It worked for Shot!
so gross
I feel sorry for that bikini! And yes, bossip, unfortunately a brother would kung fu a spotted ape to get with that.
Ugggh…Why would u even post that???
@ Not a Hater, Just Calling It Like I See It
(Check me out!)
I feel sorry for that bikini! And yes, bossip, unfortunately a brother would kung fu a spotted ape to get with that.
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Oh hellz to the naw, I’b Kung fu a spotted ape to get away from that!!!
@I’m Just Me- Buffalo Bills (5-1) WE GOT MIAMI NEXT!!!!
(Check me out!)
Morning, boo! She might be able to suck a football through a garden hose, but my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun! A ***** could iron his Sat’day outfit on dat azz! Hell, somebody needs to iron out her azz and stomach wile they’re at it!
“Do you think swirl lovin’ brothas would hit this?”
Hell *****ing yeah!! Look at some of the other white ***** they’ll hit!!! Hell yeah!! I wouldn’t be shocked if black males were the majority of her fan base…
“I feel sorry for that bikini! And yes, bossip, unfortunately a brother would kung fu a spotted ape to get with that.”
LOL!! ROTFLMBAO @ kung fu a spotted ape!!!
And you aint neva lied!! I just said the same thing above!! A black male would sell his mama’s ***** for a shot at this sloppy looking *****!!!
@ Daywalker
Hey Poppa! How are you today? I am glad about your anaconda. That is good. But you know the Swirl King and some others would byp***** a coffee mug bootay for this and you know this man!!!!
Morning SMDH!!!
Good Morning Just Me!! How are you today??
wow!!! AT LEAST SHE HAS GOOD SELF ESTEEM BECAUSE IF MY ***** LOOKED LIKE THAT I WOULDNT BE IN A BATHING SUIT PERIOD.
When I look at this Tara’s backs, I just think_______death_________.
ONLY THING THAT LOOKS HEALTHY AND PLUMP IS HER CHEST (NO HOMO)
I think of a bowl of cottage cheese
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
this is sad…and another reason I thank the Almighty I was blessed with the *****ets I have.
Looks like a science project gone wrong.
As for the swirl’s based on what I’ve seen they’d snap her up in a minute and swear they had a prize.
“As for the swirl’s based on what I’ve seen they’d snap her up in a minute and swear they had a prize.”
AMEN!! They’d be walking around flaunting her like they just won a MEGA LOTTERY!!!
SMDH!!!
Dat shyt looks so fake it was airbrushed.
No one in the their right mind would be going out looking like dat, plus those are granny legs. Dat shyt is mad fake.
@ Nikki
I’ve made my point on this thread already. Tara is lovely and 50 Cent agrees too. Remember when he kept namechecking her as his dream woman? Props to the brotha for that.
LMBAO @:
“as sure as grits are groceries…”
“unfortunately a brother would kung fu a spotted ape to get with that.”
“flapjacks.”
that poor bikini is hanging on for dear life…po thang..
Harvey DENT is looking for her to propose marriage..
DANG shorty got mo DENTS then Micheal Jackson’s abused hooptie in the Black n White video HOOOOOOOO! (and that is the only thing I believe he has abused) lol oK done..
When I look at this Tara’s backs, I just think________________.
she’s offically been chopped and screwed..
j03y b, you are hilarious and sexy as a motherfuceker I might add… Pizza crust with chicken nugget toppings…lmfao. I don’t care how much this ***** work out, nothing can save her.
The ***** doesn’t even have enough butt cheeks to cover her *****hole. I would hate to have my *****hole exposed like that. Crazy *****.
I could have sworn that was an elderly womans behind. This more to do with hard living, i.e. heavy partying and all than it has to do with fame :-\
Doesn’t make no differ. As long as they wan to bend that sweet white jont over for a black bruthah, I lick that jont up like it was ICE CREAM!
At least that jont ain’t all big and stanky full of knapps.
that that’s a tired *****.
*laughing hysterically*
Behold Black people…the uber-standard of beauty. The Blonde White woman!!! Behold!! Behold!!
The Emperor wears no clothes!!
mistah swirl is a white women lol.talkin bout knapps..go sumwhere ma nicca
she looks like a crack addict
Tara is on crack.
Gross to much lypo dissolve
kung fu a spotted ape, now that’s hilarious!
WHEN I SEE HER BACK,I THINK SHE’S MELTING.AND WHY SMDH HAS SO MUCH NEGATIVES FOR BROTHERS
meh…
I’ve *****ed worst…
@ j03y b – LMAO!!!! pizza with chicken nugget topping, AND durag bikini!!! hilarious!! my co-worker asked me what was so funny cuz i had tears in my eyes!!
Perhaps she should EAT a pizza with chicken nuggets on top. Just a thought.
Yeah Mistah Swirl has to be white b/c black ppl wouldn’t spell naps like that k-n-a-p-p-s.
Dear god!!
Fill in The Blank: When I look at this Tara’s backs, I just think / WHAT THE ***** IS THAT SHYT?! SAGGY LIPOSKIN IS NOT HOT. At least her ***** are still edible lol, i hope. id milk those, but the ***** looks like a trail of bulls trampled that.
Yeesh!! That’s all I can say about that…
YAHH, *****, YAHH!!!
Look at dat *****! disgusting! makes me wonder if she has mirror at home , i mean how aint she shamed 2 pace wit such ***** on her back
when i look at tara’s backs, i just think that i should never complain about my looks anymore cause my ***** sure looks better than hers.