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There are many words that could be used to describe T-pain but there are none that quite encapsulate our sentiments after reading what he had to say in an article on Blender.com. There were such gems as:

Many rap horn-dogs talk about the inspiration they get out of strip clubs. When he was 15, T-Pain got a life-changing experience. “In Tallahassee, dudes would hire girls at their house and charge admission,” he recalls. “I remember f*cking one girl on a couch in the living room, in front of everyone. She kept her skirt on so it looked like a real intense lap dance. I loooved that!”

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Even if it isn’t the sexiest topic, he enjoys mining aspects of matrimony for material. One of the funniest moments on Thr33 Ringz comes on the song “Therapy,” where a narrator tells an unloving woman, “I don’t need your sex, I’ll masturbate.” “See, that line comes straight out of my life!” he says. “I’m married, and I jerk off all the time. Some R&B singers act like they getting sex every night. T-Pain is here to tell you: Ain’t no one getting sex every night!”

After we blew chunks all across our keyboards from visualizing T-pain milking his lizard, we thought we’d share this eye-raping with you all.

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