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October 22nd, 2008 
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There are many words that could be used to describe T-pain but there are none that quite encapsulate our sentiments after reading what he had to say in an article on Blender.com. There were such gems as:
Many rap horn-dogs talk about the inspiration they get out of strip clubs. When he was 15, T-Pain got a life-changing experience. “In Tallahassee, dudes would hire girls at their house and charge admission,” he recalls. “I remember f*cking one girl on a couch in the living room, in front of everyone. She kept her skirt on so it looked like a real intense lap dance. I loooved that!”
and
Even if it isn’t the sexiest topic, he enjoys mining aspects of matrimony for material. One of the funniest moments on Thr33 Ringz comes on the song “Therapy,” where a narrator tells an unloving woman, “I don’t need your sex, I’ll masturbate.” “See, that line comes straight out of my life!” he says. “I’m married, and I jerk off all the time. Some R&B singers act like they getting sex every night. T-Pain is here to tell you: Ain’t no one getting sex every night!”
After we blew chunks all across our keyboards from visualizing T-pain milking his lizard, we thought we’d share this eye-raping with you all.
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Encyclopedia Brown
10/22/08, 09:34:am
1st >>> one MO gin
big *****
10/22/08, 09:35:am
2nd Nasty *****
BG
10/22/08, 09:35:am
whuuut uuuup…
BG
10/22/08, 09:35:am
I guess I should say third huh?…
Creole Baby Bustin Loose
10/22/08, 09:36:am
top 5 — i’m creole *****ez
lil latte
10/22/08, 09:36:am
too much info…
Fresh Perspective
10/22/08, 09:37:am
Gross! I wouldn’t want to have sex with him any night, much less every night!
NOLYINGHERE
10/22/08, 09:37:am
WHY IS HIS TEETH YELLOW IN THIS PICTURE???
A.KEYS #1 STAN
10/22/08, 09:37:am
Gross…
Crazy
10/22/08, 09:38:am
@ Big *****
How big is it ? My kinda screen name !
Daywalker(Twisted steel and sex appeal!!!)
10/22/08, 09:39:am
Top ten, Biznatches!
Purpple(formerly known as CC)
10/22/08, 09:41:am
TMI…never again.
Re (MADVILLIANY...I heart DangerDoom)
10/22/08, 09:43:am
LOL @ Masturbation…
He’s right…your marriage can be fantastic, and that doesn’t mean you do the “do” every night….that sounds annoying.
MS. PANAMA
10/22/08, 09:44:am
DISGUSTING.. SMH.
Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Happy Hump Day everybody!!)
10/22/08, 09:44:am
Buffoonery at its Finest!!!
Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Happy Hump Day everybody!!)
10/22/08, 09:45:am
@ Re
Dammit! I miss ur Gravie with the white butt!!! LOL
RealizReal
10/22/08, 09:46:am
@NOLYINGHERE
it’s called a grill sweetheart.. yellow diamonds!!!!
Re (MADVILLIANY...I heart DangerDoom)
10/22/08, 09:48:am
@Brook Lnn
Lol, morning! I had to take it down…I think I scared some people….
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985*
10/22/08, 09:49:am
lol @ milking lizard..thats hilarious
but yuck @ t-pain he disgusts me and shame on the dancer that allowed this fool to hit..thats whats missing in some women lives..standards…SMH
and he’s suppose to be a father?!..America’s youth..SMDH
RealizReal
10/22/08, 09:50:am
@Brook Lynn
very pretty woman… kudos to the chocolate ladies!! Heeeeeeeeeey!!!!! Lol
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985*
10/22/08, 09:50:am
and i really wish grills would go out of style along with tight jeans and iraqi scarves…oh yea and t-pain…
RealizReal
10/22/08, 09:52:am
@cutie pie
so do u like sweat pants? lol
Oshie
10/22/08, 09:53:am
He’s trying really hard to sound not like a *****got, but he needs to try harder.
Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Happy Hump Day everybody!!)
10/22/08, 09:53:am
@RE
Damn u, LOL. I loved it.
@REalizReal
Uh, thank you..
warning:very opinionated
10/22/08, 09:55:am
VOMITS. T-STANK is beneath disgusting..the dude is a walkn turd. Somebody really need to flush his *****…He is an embar*****ment to Blacks and Human society period probably to animals as well…..F’N Shame ppl take pride in disgusting there personal life as if they should recieve some type of honor or respect award…..ignorance is truly elevatin.
Slim
10/22/08, 09:56:am
GROSS!! I just need to completely ERASE what I just read. Ewwww! TMI! ENOUGH SAID!! T-Pain just keep your mouth shut when it comes to YOU having “relations” with anyone or anything!!!
Princess Aokie Lee aka BDR
10/22/08, 10:02:am
Why must grown people find it necessary to discuss their sex life?
Keep your business to yourself, PLEASE.
YAHH!! TRICK!! YAHHHHH!!!
10/22/08, 10:05:am
@ princess aokie
because sex is fun
dayg715
10/22/08, 10:05:am
now how many dumb*****es are gonna continue to buy t-coon’s records, i wonder.
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985*
10/22/08, 10:09:am
“@cutie pie
so do u like sweat pants? lol”
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i like any pants that can make the nuts breathe lol..i am not at all interested in seeing the outline of a mans ***** through his jeans….
mandah... 21 like Black Jack and a sucka for a white russian ;)
10/22/08, 10:14:am
dayg715(Check me out!)
now how many dumb*****es are gonna continue to buy t-coon’s records, i wonder.
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I know right?!?!? y buy when u can limewire?!?! im sayyin! lmao……sorry that mental image curtesy of bossip has cause me to suffer a moderate anyurisym(sp?) dont mind me baby lol
why?
10/22/08, 10:15:am
ewww he is so disgusting
Nikki
10/22/08, 10:17:am
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Al-Anon
10/22/08, 10:18:am
Yellow diamonds on his teeth!! What a god awful waste of money.
In a few years, I’d bet he’ll look really stupid with those mustard yellow diamond teeth living in a CARDBOARD BOX!!!
mandah... 21 like Black Jack and a sucka for a white russian ;)
10/22/08, 10:21:am
Al-Anon(Check me out!)
Yellow diamonds on his teeth!! What a god awful waste of money.
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co-sign he can get that look naturally just by removing Crest, Listerine, Aquafresh etc from hime morning routine lol and its cheaper too lol
mandah... 21 like Black Jack and a sucka for a white russian ;)
10/22/08, 10:22:am
*his
Al-Anon
10/22/08, 10:28:am
“I’m married, and I jerk off all the time.
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I wonder if he’s tried turning his ***** around backwards……….then he could ***** himself.
YAHH!! TRICK!! YAHHHHH!!!
10/22/08, 10:36:am
is jacking off healthy?
dasexiestlesbian
10/22/08, 10:41:am
So should he go out *****ing w*****s everynight when he’s on tour knowing that he is a married man? Yall some stupid azz, ignorant azz, wanna be dr.phil azz, no job having, food stamp recipients, no voting but always got something to say azz mother*****ers. With all the diseases out there it makes me feel better to know that a brotha can admit to jacking off instead of getting the same results by *****ing one of u nasty skanks. More power to u T-Pain. Do yo thang. Dont let these stanking azz tea bagging mistakes bring u down. And if anybody dont like what i said…. you can kiss my azz.
realwoman
10/22/08, 10:43:am
I used to like T-Pain…what made him change into this ghetto cat in the hat?
Usher's ex the one *****ody needs to know
10/22/08, 11:08:am
JUAT LIKE A *****GOT TO SAY SOMETHING disgusting and disrepectful to women to prove he is straight
gay men are the first ones always saying
im ‘NOT GAY’ gay men are nasty
calling a woman unloving means she aint *****ing your *****
why because your a *****got just like all them gay *****ers in the industry that aint getting *****
you are *****gots
women aint unloving just aint loving you
Usher's ex the one *****ody needs to know
10/22/08, 11:08:am
JUAT LIKE A *****GOT TO SAY SOMETHING disgusting and disrepectful to women to prove he is straight
gay men are the first ones always saying
im ‘NOT GAY’ gay men are nasty
calling a woman unloving means she aint *****ing your *****
why because your a *****got just like all them gay *****ers in the industry that aint getting *****
you are *****gots
women aint unloving just aint loving you
Usher's ex the one *****ody needs to know
10/22/08, 11:09:am
JUST LIKE A *****GOT TO SAY SOMETHING disgusting and disrepectful to women to prove he is straight
gay men are the first ones always saying
im ‘NOT GAY’ gay men are nasty
calling a woman unloving means she aint *****ing your *****
why because your a *****got just like all them gay *****ers in the industry that aint getting *****
you are *****gots
women aint unloving just aint loving you
TP-2
10/22/08, 11:17:am
He is not disgusting. He’s sexy. I’m n love with him. I’m from T-TOWN and he could definitely get it every night. No jacking off needed.
yanib
10/22/08, 11:18:am
My head hurts.
Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (OH LAWDY has the Best Gravie on Bossip!!!)
10/22/08, 11:33:am
@ Yah Trich Yahhhhh
Yes jacking off is extremely healthy and i hear it can prlong ur life if u do it everyday.
Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (OH LAWDY has the Best Gravie on Bossip!!!)
10/22/08, 11:33:am
*prolong
Slick like baby hair......
10/22/08, 11:40:am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – T Pain is a straight fool!!!!
Chi-Town
10/22/08, 11:53:am
This is why you dont feed the monkey’s, because you will have to look at them everyday. what a Pain to my vision
IamWhiteman
10/22/08, 11:54:am
you guys are stupid…he is an entertainment icon..he is an artist..his job is to be personal and make music for you the viewer..if he is sharing his life with you..you should be happy..but im guessing half of you fools arnt artist..and yes i am a white man…get off of bossip and go read a book…like what im about to do now
@Ushers ex that noone knows about because its not true…-wtf are u talking about..i cant understand what ur talking about…and what ur saying has no relevance to his sexuality…dont go read a book..soemone needs to turn ur ***** into a book…
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Nita
10/22/08, 11:55:am
what kind of sick woman is screwing a 15 year old child?
The Bear
10/22/08, 12:12:pm
@ Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl
Just want to let you know I think you’re real fly looking. I love me a chocolate treat like yourself (lol).
thatbrutha
10/22/08, 12:31:pm
how much will used fronts fetch you when your dumb ***** is broke?
realwoman
10/22/08, 12:47:pm
For real…what is with the ALWAYS tryna make Black men gay thing?
Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Happy Hump day everybody)
10/22/08, 13:51:pm
@ The Bear
Thank u snuggle Bear, LOL
Lockstress
10/22/08, 15:03:pm
Why is Bossip discussing anything that this talking DONKEY has to say??? Don’t we have enough ignorance on the net???
NESSA
10/22/08, 15:26:pm
T-Pain you are so damn nasty and umm don’t you have kids. When they grow up they are going to one day read this and say to themselves damn I have a nasty ***** father.
memchee
10/22/08, 17:41:pm
lol…….ditto…he ain’t even need to tell all that ish.
Hire strippers??? I’ll bet admission was to screw someone’s little sister, not a stripper!!!
*MiSsUnd3rsto0d*
10/22/08, 18:49:pm
lol t pain crazy..still my n!gga th0..but y are those strippaz *****kn a 15yr old boy in front of everyone on the livin room couch? i dont understand how that whole thing came about..and when did he hav a chance to put the condom on?? jus wonderin..lol
CiCi
10/22/08, 20:58:pm
This is gross. He needs a P.R. He should not divulge personal information such as this. This is just downright filth.
T.A.
10/23/08, 06:33:am
I never want to read a post like this again. That was disgusting.