Posted by Bossip Staff
There are many words that could be used to describe T-pain but there are none that quite encapsulate our sentiments after reading what he had to say in an article on Blender.com. There were such gems as:
Many rap horn-dogs talk about the inspiration they get out of strip clubs. When he was 15, T-Pain got a life-changing experience. “In Tallahassee, dudes would hire girls at their house and charge admission,” he recalls. “I remember f*cking one girl on a couch in the living room, in front of everyone. She kept her skirt on so it looked like a real intense lap dance. I loooved that!”
Even if it isn’t the sexiest topic, he enjoys mining aspects of matrimony for material. One of the funniest moments on Thr33 Ringz comes on the song “Therapy,” where a narrator tells an unloving woman, “I don’t need your sex, I’ll masturbate.” “See, that line comes straight out of my life!” he says. “I’m married, and I jerk off all the time. Some R&B singers act like they getting sex every night. T-Pain is here to tell you: Ain’t no one getting sex every night!”
After we blew chunks all across our keyboards from visualizing T-pain milking his lizard, we thought we’d share this eye-raping with you all.