Dude, Where’s My Psychiatrist??? Ron Artest Changes His Name To ___________

Ron Artest Petitions Los Angeles Court To Legally Change His Full Name

Maybe getting swept in round two of this year’s NBA Playoffs triggered a mental health relapse for Ron Artest.

Because, according to TMZ, this fool has petitioned to legally change his name to some bullsh*t.

Say goodbye to Ron Artest and HELLOOOO to Metta World Peace … Mr. Metta World Peace to you.

Yes, Ron is going the way of Cassius Clay, Lew Alcindor and Chad Johnson. Ron’s filed a petition in L.A. County Superior Court to change his name to — World Peace.

FYI, metta means loving, kindness, happiness and all that jazz.

We’re told Ron wants to put the new last name — Peace — on the back of his L.A. Lakers’ jersey.

These name changes are typically granted by a judge unless it would result in confusion or fraud.

Ochocinco take the wheel! Tell this idiot to reconsider or read some literature.

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