Lindsay Lohan Completes House Arrest

This broad must be the White celebrity female version of Keyser Söze: “protected by the Devil on high” when it comes to her criminal activity.

Her house arrest for constantly violating probabtion and being a thieving drunk/powderhead is officially over. And if you’re trying to remember how much time it’s been since she was sentenced: 35 days. That’s shorter than the amount of summer school a kid gets for failing high school math!

A source confirms to E! News that Lohan has had her ankle bracelet removed and is now free to leave her Venice, Calif. residence.

Separately, Lindsay’s rep tells E!: “I spoke with her yesterday and she told me she is eager to return to fulfilling her community service obligation which she has been unable to perform during house arrest.”

For Lohan, who hasn’t been seen on the big screen since her blink-and-you-missed-it cameo in 2010’s action film Machete, that “obligation” includes mopping floors at the L.A. County Morgue.

Lohan was originally sentenced to 120 days in prison for violating her probation after she was charged with felony grand theft for allegedly swiping a $2,500 necklace.

Those charges were later reduced to a misdemeanor for which she pleaded no contest. However due to the fact that Lohan’s a non-violent offender, she was eligible to complete her term by spending 35 days in home confinement to reduce jail overcrowding, her movements tracked by an ankle monitor.

There was speculation last week that she might end up back in the clink however after she flunked a random alcohol test on June 13. But after being ordered back to court last week, the judge said the incident did not constitute a probation violation.

WHAT. The hell??? At least she’s not all the way off the hook.

While her time in home detention has come to an end, the actress still has to complete 480 hours of community service that includes 360 hours working at the Downtown Women’s Center in L.A. and another 120 hours performing janitorial duties at the L.A. County Morgue.

The community service must be completed within a year and Lohan is due back in court for a progress report on July 21.

We don’t even understand why they still waste time and taxpayer money to bring this broad to court when she never ever ever gets punished for real.

Souce