HEYY YAA!

morning all

1st

not feeling cassie’s dress by the way

2nd

WOW…so sweet, seems she is famous on a free interracial dating site mixedmate.C o m ,there are many hot models.they vote the most beautiful member each month.funny thing…..

Ok, 2nd….. and Christina looks the best!!! no comparison there..

All the ladies look equally banging EXCEPT Patti Labelle!

ha.

Christina Milian…ALL DAY!!!! She got sex appeal by the tons!

Milian, it was a little close but Milian is doing the thing in that dress and Id like to say that eve is giving them both some competition..surprise surprise

Morning Peeps. Christina Milian-or whatev her name is–is wearing a lovely dress and shoes! I like that color for myself. Overall everybody looks nice though.

Christina

P.S.-is it just me or does Star Jones look good, now that she dropped Al (no homo)?? wearin’ her Herve Lager dress…go on’ gurl!

I can’t look at Tracy Morgan no more: not after he played that gay cheerleader in The Longest Yard. Ewww

wow, even Ashanty is looking great here!!! she looks like she lost a few(good for her)

Christina

they should have put up christina against Ashanty… they both look really nice! cassie’s dress is ugly and cheap looking….

Losing all that weight makes Star Jones look like secretariat in the face…She really should put a little weight back in her face before they ship her ass to the glue factory…btw..Christina M. looks better…

Jay will tour from tomorrow until Wednesday!

BREAKING NEWS:

Jay will perform on Wednesday in Cleveland!!!!

cassie is a banger..she wins

morning

Something about ashanti im just not feeling, the dress is nice no doubt but i think she needs to rethink her choice of pink and pink make up, i dont think thats a great look on her. she can do better, not to mention her toe polish is clashing

Decision based on attire alone, and not musical capabilities or personal attributes..Christina Milian

cassie looks modest but lately she been cheap lookin just cuz u like her dont mean she win christina all day way cuz she look beta

The both look awesome. Actually EVERYONE looks nice, even Ms. Star.

They both look awesome. In fact, EVERYONE looks nice, even ms. star

Did anyone notice Tatyana Ali? Ion’ know about that red lipstick and pressed smile, but she does look nice and her skin is beautiful.

…but wait, why is Jay so causal?

Christina!

they both look gorgeous …I just have the urge to pop cristina in the oven and bake me a potato..

They look like the same person…

mmmm….gotta go with Cassie…always a fan of the no bra look…

Both look great get more info @ http://www.stayinthenews.com

they do lok the same in da face is it just me or did cassie get 3 shades darker

which is which?

“…but wait, why is Jay so causal?”

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i don’t know but at least he shaved

Afiya! How bout them Phillies??

Cassie looks better with her bronze skin and perky tits, but Christina is God’s gift to man so Ima have to go with her

christina’s dress is better.

cassie look like she got her dress from K-Mart!!

i’ll take Ashanti over both however

cassie definitely! she can wear anything

Morning everyone!

This one was difficult for me as i really do like both dresses! I think Cassie’s is very unique but Christina wore the hell out of hers…i’ll go with Christina. But it was close.

Hey L-Boogie, CP, Afiya, OH LAWDY!

Christina’s dress is better.

Cassie’s dress looks like it was from K-Mart!!

Morning Folks!!

I Give this one to Cassie, she’s Classic.

Guess she not tired of tryin to be his unofficial girl, but not really feelin the dress

I’m feeling Ashanti getup 2, go on girl a reppresent for us thickykins, LOL

I must admit 4 the first time ever!! Starr Jones Looks magnificent.

Why do Eve and Cassie looks as tho they did not want to be photographed together.

CP, Dana, Brook, Kesha…

Morning Ladies!

This should be called who looked more Hungry?

Tie

Hey @ Lauren (Ms. Philly), Dana Dane, CP, OH Lawdy, Kesha, Afiya

is cassie still diddy’s bust-it-baby?

The one on the left. I can’t lie, it helps that I can see her whole nipple.

LOL @ Chi-town

Hey Brook, Oshie, Cindafella Dana Dane!

Hey K-mia!

Good Morning! i think Cassie looks better cuz I like her hair.

Hey Daywalker, Z!

@Daywalker

Morning Boo, aaahhh so now u like boobies huh.. I knew I will turn u over to us. LOL

ok why is smdh on mto on the wayne thread with her old picture

Hey y’all…is it 3pm yet???

Oh-and why’s Patti Labelle dressed like a tele-evangelist???

Hey Kesh

morning keeh oshie z cp brook and anyone else i forgot

Yeah this one is close. Cassie’s dress would look better without the white part,it looks like her slip is hanging, love the color though. Christina looks good from head to toe. Star needs a new head for her body, one that fits and Eve….well the dress is pretty.

ok why is smdh on mto on the wayne thread with her old picture

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LMAO!!! I just peeped! SMH!

somebody needs to tell me how to put up a daym gravatar!

Lawdy, I am SMA at your screen name. Crazy woman.

you saw it philly?

and she always bad mouthing mto

LIKE THAT HUH OSHIE

Lawdy…

YEA GIRL!! LMAO…I don’t know what the deal is, but that can’t be her in all those pics…they look too different…but I actually could care less…she’s the detective so I’ll leave that to her, lol!

I HEAR YA PHILLY OH AND YALL BEAT U SLAST NITE BUT WE ARE OUT FOR REVENGE TODAY!!!!

HEY MAN!!

hey brook, oh lawdy, kesha, z, philly, oshie

Oshie your gravie is making me hungry

LAWDY…

You a Ray’s fan??? HA! Those rays that swim in the tank in your stadium could play better than your guys! lol!…Just kidding, but you will get swept. sorry.

I see Kesh over there too!

ok i’m out be back in a few

@Daywalker

@Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (I got my drink and my 2 step)

And what really sux is that you are going to get yo debreastification on the Fourth of January, and my birthday is on the third. I somehow feel responsible.

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Aww Jan 3rd, is my BFF B-day too, so I will remeber urs. Yeah boo, these thangs cost to much to keep up and u know I work the bars and sometimes ni**as dont be tipping right, so I am ready to be a normal woman again. Plus I am doing it for procreation, can’t have my next baby (in 5 yrs) chocking on Saline. That is not good for their bodies. LMAO

WHAT EVER PHILLY!!! IF YALL LOSE YOU WILL NAME YOUR BABY TRIXIE!!

@ BROOK

but aren’t ur boobs going to look deflated when u take the implants out??

^5 Lauren…Phillies 1, Rays 0 (WHAT???)

They came right out stakin’ claim! I love it!

WHAT EVER PHILLY!!! IF YALL LOSE YOU WILL NAME YOUR BABY TRIXIE!!

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DEAL! LOL…

I heart nipples

Good Morning EVERYONE!! *waves*

Can I share something with y’all and you won’t laugh at me?

@ Afiya: I promise NOTHING!

ok so whats goin on? is there a topic today?

Afiya, what you do now?

The “Cutie Pie” Edition of Who Looks More Banging…

My vote goes to the cute lil’ Cuban = Christina Milian…

For no reson in particular, the

Ugliest Rappers of All Time:

1) Both Members of Three 6 Mafia

2) Birdman

3) Young Joc

4) Biggie

5) Both Ying Yang Twins

6) Master P

7) Lil Wayne

8) Phife Dawg

9) Jay Z

10) Bubba Sparxx

11) Biz Markie

12) Shyne

13) Mia X

14) ODB

15) Big Pun

Will someone please do Star’s makeup?

she looks like a blowfish!!

and these wigs…god she cant rock her own hair? she got the funds and time to devote extra care to it.

I cant stand wigs, I need to run my fingers through my hair at will.

OK…here goes:

@ Day: You forgot Flavor flav and Crag Mack!

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OUCH. I knew there would be some doozies left out… that’s why I need you guys around. Rap artistry does attract some of the ugliest mofo’s…

I had a dream about 50, my third dream/date with him, the first we were at a church, the second we were at my moms, and this one we were in a hotel…now mind you I’m not a fan of 50s, when I went to sleep I was watching baseball…anyway, he kissed me…he lips were very soft…then I kissed him…again…then we separated…the next day when we were to meet up…his room door was open…while walking to his room…the alarm went off…

*hangs head*

They’re both pretty women but Christina’s whole look is better. I’m not feeling Cassie’s dress but I like the hair.

That’s ok, Afiya, I had a dream last night about two fat chicks giving me a haircut, they cut it real short and dyed it more blonde, and then they started making out and pouring kahlua on eachother.

@ oshie

Whats sad is I could not even argue one rapper on your list. They are some ugly mofos. but on a lighter note….the one time I saw biggie smile (in the hypnotize video) I could see why girls like him. His entire face lights up when he smiles.

Oshie – uh huh… ok… whats up.. SHETUP

(Check me out!)

That’s ok, Afiya, I had a dream last night about two fat chicks giving me a haircut, they cut it real short and dyed it more blonde, and then they started making out and pouring kahlua on eachother.

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Are you serious?

@ Afiya: Wait, hold on, let me read it again

*reading*

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAhahahah ahahahaha *sniff* aha aha hahaha hahahahahahhheheheheh LMAO LFTOLROTFLFLLOLLLLMNOP *hiccup*

Sorry.

LOL @ Oshie…WHAT????

50 does look like my first boyfriend…I loved that guy…I was beauty…he was the beast…he loved the hell outta me too…till he went to jail…begged me to come see him…but by the time I could see him (almost a year later), I was pregnant by someone else…he never talked to me again.

moral to story…if you love someone…stay outta jail.

For those of you who said Cassie, your buggin. Christina merked this!!!

Afiya…I’m tellin your husband! lol

Who famous have any of you dreamt of?

Hi Philly, how is your cervix today?

I had a dream the other night I was driving in a car on some railroad tracks. Wtf does that mean?

@ Z: That means you are gay.

I have reoccuring dreams about Roy Orbison (the guy who sang Pretty Woman). He appears in my dreams as like a silent guide, like he’ll just point his finger in a direction or nod his head and then disappear, like some kind of old wise spirit figure. What does THAT mean?

Osh…lol…a lil dilated…but closed for the most part.. Thanks for asking.

They both look stunning!

they all look beautiful!

I have dreamt about Idris Elba on may occasions

Afiya – GO PHILLIES – WORLD SERIES -YEA BOI!!

(Check me out!)

Who famous have any of you dreamt of?

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Weirdly i never dream of ppl. Whereever I am in my dream I never see another person, or rarely if someone else is there….I don’t see them. I just know they are there.

LOL…don’t do that Lauren…cause I never dream of him…

Hey Ladies and Gents! What’s Going On??

Christina takes this one…very classy

GO LAUREN…got that psychic power gurl…we hott!

I always have wet dreams about my bosses if they are male. What does THAT mean?

Oshie…that means you need a raise. HO.

Oshie – uh huh… ok… whats up.. SHETUP

(Check me out!)

@ Z: That means you are gay.

I have reoccuring dreams about Roy Orbison (the guy who sang Pretty Woman). He appears in my dreams as like a silent guide, like he’ll just point his finger in a direction or nod his head and then disappear, like some kind of old wise spirit figure. What does THAT mean?

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i am not gay and is the guy who sings pretty woman dead? maybe he coming for you.

Here is sumthin freaky for ya’ll:

Like two months ago I had a dream that some wierd dude came to me. I knew he was not human and he was mad energetic, jumpin all over the place. Made me think of a court jester or sum shyt. Mischevious. Anyway dude tells me he could show me everything I ever wanted to know. He would teach me how to leave my body and wander around invisible to get the answers that I am looking for. And he really started to do it, and I left my body and looked back at it. My body was just sitting there looking blank and then i thought, but if i leave who will guard it? what if he takes over my body and I am stuck out here invisible. So I jumped back into my body and woke up. now wtf is that? scared the ish out of me.

I have a headache, does that mean I’m in labor?

We were discussing how to have the cleanest balls possible!

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I think if you let a dog lick your balls it’s suppose to be really good for the sensitive skin. Plus their supposed to have cleaner mouths than women! lol

LOL…I dreamt of:

Eddie Murphy (my first…)

Michael Jordan (2x) in hotel, gave me a bag of weed, in my back yard playing basketball with my son

Denzel Washington (held my hand the whole night at a movies)

Cedric the Entertainer (party, hung out in the kitchen…it was something to this but I can’t remember)

Oprah (was introduced to me by some other famous women I can’t think of right now)

Will Smith (at a backyard party)

Jada (would have been my first lesbian affair)

50 (3x)

Bin Laden (had no skills whatsoever)

That’s all I can think of right now…but I wrote them down in my journal for someone hopefully years later to stumble across after I left this life.

LMAO@ Bin Laden..AFIYA!!

Z said:

Here is sumthin freaky for ya’ll:

Like two months ago I had a dream that some wierd dude came to me. I knew he was not human and he was mad energetic, jumpin all over the place. Made me think of a court jester or sum shyt. Mischevious. Anyway dude tells me he could show me everything I ever wanted to know. He would teach me how to leave my body and wander around invisible to get the answers that I am looking for. And he really started to do it, and I left my body and looked back at it. My body was just sitting there looking blank and then i thought, but if i leave who will guard it? what if he takes over my body and I am stuck out here invisible. So I jumped back into my body and woke up. now wtf is that? scared the ish out of me.

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You didn’t know it then but that was “Redd”.

*snickers*

WTF @ Bin Laden?!

I seriously just don’t know about you Afiya, you are certifiable for REAL. SMA.

Daywalker(Twisted steel and sex appeal!!)

(Check me out!)

@Z:

Just kidding.

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ET is my cuz

HEEEYYYY!!!

Cassie “tagged along” w/ diddy…lol

I don’t know Lauren…I don’t remember getting headaches…maybe your thinking too much…but you know your getting real close!

@ Lauren

Girl I had terrible headache in the 1st trimester ans then towrds the end of the third…

@Afiya

Thats crazy. I should have realized before. He don’t want me. He wants to be me. GOTCHA! i’m so slow

Hey MsJaxon!

I never got headaches when I was pregnant, I just felt like something was poking me in the cervix with a pencil during the last couple weeks.

this pregnant talk is making me squirm.

Christina got her… but they both look nice.

LMWAO @ Lawdy runnin out of room on her screen name.

Hey y’all…what the hell has the subject changed to??? I scanned the thread and saw something about wet dreams…huh? I am MAD curious…explain…

Oshie, that sounds horrible…

I just had to stop having s*x…ugh! It made me feel like I was going into labor…I did it up until I delivered with my 1st child though… But not this one…SMH.

i’m going to throw up.

did anyone see secret lives of bees this weekend…i thought it was very good

??

Z…

It’s a part of life! LOL…How you think you got here with that big ole head?? lol…jk

Cassie defo takes this one, even if I’m not inlove with her dress.

Lawdy, put down the pipe and the venti triple latte and type s l o w l y….

What?

@Z: being pregnant’s not bad. It’s kinda like having a huge parasite that rolls around in your uterus and kicks you in the cervix. And when it comes out it’s screaming and covered in mucus.

Sorry, Lauren.

I just read in AMnew york that they are thinking about legalizing prostitution in NYC….

Capricorn Crazy

(Check me out!)

Z…

It’s a part of life! LOL…How you think you got here with that big ole head?? lol…jk

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Stork!

@ OH LAWDY

I did I did..It was soooo good!!

LOL @ Cutie Pie…they way they walk around now isn’t it already legal?

@aFIYA – LOL @ Cutie Pie…they way they walk around now isn’t it already legal?

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My thoughts exactly!

Hey All!!

I like Christina better in these pictures…Cassie needs some spray starch or something

@Oshie

Its going to be a cold day in hell before I let some dude gas me to have his kid.

@Be

Cassie dress is ruched. thats how its supposed to be!

Gd Mornin errbody!

Afiya

Z

CP

Daywalker

Jaxon

Philly

Lawdy

Kesha

Oshie

KZZ

and anybody else I missed Gd morning!

@Kzz – Hey!

@Z – I know so many women said they would not have children and did.

Yeah, preganacy is not that nice but children are the greatest reward you can never pay for!

@ afiya & be

well technically its not..they have there very own task force to crack down on brothels and prostitutes in NYC soliciting sex…

@Be

Gd morning sweet heart

@Z – Ruched oh okay..why is her slip showing?

@ Be

Look me in my eyes and say that bullshyt again.

hey redd

doing yoga is good while your pregnant.. it balances the mind, body, and spirit and helps you stay in shape

BE(Check me out!)

@Kzz – Hey!

@Z – I know so many women said they would not have children and did.

Yeah, preganacy is not that nice but children are the greatest reward you can never pay for!

NEVER PAY FOR, PUH-LEASE, U pay out the ass for the rest of your life!!

@Redd – Hey Mister Instigator!

@Z – well my children are the only things that will make me really sappy….I love them and I hated being pregnant!

I tell you when you go through those hard times they will always love you. When your boss is a bastid they will give you unconditional love…sorry motherhood is beautiful!

@ kzz

“@CP: They might as well..then Will Smith won’t have to hide so much….”

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lol don’t say that about will he’s my favorite

Hey Redd

@ Z

Wait up…I thought you were considering going half on a baby w/ the ATL fella…in 7 seven years?

Hey Kzzz, Redd, Be!

room is nice and peaceful…had a good/funny conversation earlier…

Both of them could get it at the same time! F*ck they are fine!

Why cant you ho’s look 10% as good?

@Be

I have a beautiful Bombay cat name Queen Neferterie. She loves me no matter what.

@Dana – yeah, they cost money especially when you spoil them.

But I am telling you, when my mother died and I cried everynight, my son always came to give me a hug and a kiss and I always felt better. Even though my husband was there my son always made me feel better because that love was so genuine.

My son told me last week that I was the best mother ever (he is 15) and I felt so wonderful.. I was not even buying him anything..he just said it.

I always said I would never have kids, in fact, I came very close to not having mine. I’m glad I did. Nuff said.

@Z – @Be

I have a beautiful Bombay cat name Queen Neferterie. She loves me no matter what.

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No she loves you because you feed her…stop feeding her I bet she would run away! LOL

@KZZ – ain’t Z just a feisty little Mama

MsJaxon

(Check me out!)

Hey Redd

@ Z

Wait up…I thought you were considering going half on a baby w/ the ATL fella…in 7 seven years?

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I didn’t say that. ya’ll said that. Let nikki tell it, its going to be in March.

any abortions?

My lil cupcake is great…hugs and kisses from your kid are the best!! And her little smile?? I melt…ya’ll making me want to go get her from school…

@Ms. Philly – Hey Miss….I see you are really ready!

@ kzz

“@CP: Sowe but it is what it is….I use to love me some Will..but lately he has been a lil suspect….”

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…well thats ok..i’ll always have my memories of him taking a shower in I-Robot during the opening credits

@Ms. Jaxon – Hey! I agree I have a daughter too, they are charmers…

@ Z

Do not make me go back through old threads Z… Don’t deny it…yes there Nikki saying March but YOU said he was making you think about it…uh uh don’t try to back out now…I remember that…lol

Good morning!

BE

Brook Lynn

Cutie Pie

KZZ

Z

Oshie

Oh Lawdy

Redd

Mrs. Philly

Afiya

Jaxon

Dana Dane

and anyone I may have forgotten

If i don’t feed my cat she still loves me. She’ll just follow me all over the place until i do feed her. Whatever room I am in, she has to be in. Whereever I sleep, be it the bed, couch or floor, She will sleep at my side. When I leave the house she screams bloody murder. She gives hugs and kisses. She loves me unconditionally and only answers to my call.

Hey everybody I’m back, what I missed?

@ Daywalker

LOL at Save the Tata’s!!! You so silly, I dont know what to do wit u silly-bot. LOL

Okay I’m back…

Hey BE! Hey Kzz!

You need extra money check me out Referralsintocash.com

I love my cat too. I pet her every night.

Need money for you bills

Referralsintocash.com

MsJaxon

(Check me out!)

@ Z

Do not make me go back through old threads Z… Don’t deny it…yes there Nikki saying March but YOU said he was making you think about it…uh uh don’t try to back out now…I remember that…lol

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I prolly did. In 7 years I will be 30. Thats the cut off point. if i do not have a child by 30, i will have my tubes cut and burned. So if a dude get me knocked up, he had best be on his best behaviour, cuz as soon as sumthin happen that I do not like….I WILL BE IN THE CHOP SHOP!

Sup Brook Lynn and Dane…Gd Morning

Hey KZZ… What’s up?

Brook Lynn..Holla…

I AM NOT IGNORING YOU KZZY!!!

I KNOW I AM FIESTY. I CAN’T HELP IT. LOVE YOU.

well yall lawdy may be getting the axe today!!

@DC – Hey

@Brook – I was kind of thinking the same as the others what happens when they are not there, why not just replace them

@Oshie – are you talking about your personal kitty???

Hey Redd…

How about them Phillies?

Hmm… Z I used to think just like you in the way you think about kids. I wish I would have stayed that way. I’ve had 3 hours sleep in the past week because my little darling is teething.

OH NO OH LAWDY!!

@ Oh Lawdy

what did you do?

Gd Mornin DC!

nah outsourcing

Capricorn Crazy(Check me out!)

Hey Redd…

How about them Phillies?

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I didnt see the game cuz im not into baseball like that, but I saw the game was close

hey dc

Listen ppl.

I am the second oldest of nine children. I have done my share of child raising. I have done everything but go thru actual labor. So understand while I am not thrilled about it. the only reason i would possible think about having kids is bc, i would like to see how my child would come out looking. But to me this is not worth it, bc once I see….dammit I am still stuck with him/her. wth.

@REDD – If you want to have 5 or 6 children you need to tell the person right away…I don’t know anyone who wants to be pregnant 5 or 6 times…hell naw!

My 2 children seem like 4 and they are 8 years apart – so 5 (shaking my head)

REDD…

I thought you said yesterday you liked both teams? Maybe that was somebody else? IDK, sry.

@Z – Listen ppl.

I am the second oldest of nine children. I have done my share of child raising. I have done everything but go thru actual labor. So understand while I am not thrilled about it. the only reason i would possible think about having kids is bc, i would like to see how my child would come out looking. But to me this is not worth it, bc once I see….dammit I am still stuck with him/her. wth.

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I felt that way too, I was the oldest of 10 cousins all in the same house and I was never gonna have children. When I got pregnant I was torn because I was 23 and enjoying life.

But who knew I was in love with my now husband/then boyfriend so I did it. I never regretted the decision.

@ Ms. Jaxson

hey sexxy mama

Hi Oshie doshie

Uhh any Novemeber Birthdays coming up? I gotta rep for the Scorp/Sag Months whoo hoo

Goddamn, y’all got some big families. I’m Jealous. LOL

My bday isn’t coming up until December…

Hi @DC Finest (Waving)

@Brook – they may grow anyway when you have more children. I went from a B to a D (over a span of years) from my 2 children.

@ KZZ

Yeah everything is good….

@ Be

It wont be that hard to find I want 4..used to be 6..and truthfully if we can support 6 I’d have that many

** Busting thru the door**

What’s Good Y’all! What it do, What it do???

Z(Check me out!)

Listen ppl.

I am the second oldest of nine children. I have done my share of child raising. I have done everything but go thru actual labor. So understand while I am not thrilled about it. the only reason i would possible think about having kids is bc, i would like to see how my child would come out looking. But to me this is not worth it, bc once I see….dammit I am still stuck with him/her. wth.

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Naw Z, stay as you are…you will be much happier…trust me!

I don’t regret my children but I know where Z is coming from.

@ Brook Lynn

November 23rd in the house!!

@ Kzz

No I wish I was a scorpio mama, but I am a Sag (November 24th) But I think I was born under the wrong Moon or something, like a warewolf. LOL

@Be

Its funny u say that because when I got my 1st implant I was 19, and a A cup, so I didnt give my breast a chance to grow, I just knew all the women in my fam were small breast so I thought the same would happen to me. I wish I would have waited till after I had my son, just to see if they would have grown, but thats what I get for being so damn fast. LOL

I think women dont want to have children like that these days cuz 1. its hard to find a good man and 2. they wanna keep their figure up, which is fine, but yall watch too much “America Next Top Model” and that those clothing design shows…

@Ms. Jax – @ Be

It wont be that hard to find I want 4..used to be 6..and truthfully if we can support 6 I’d have that many

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WOW..I give you props – can’t say I want more

@Redbone – Hey!

Capricorn Crazy(Check me out!)

REDD…

I thought you said yesterday you liked both teams? Maybe that was somebody else? IDK, sry.

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I do, I know the Phillies have never won a title, neither have Tampa, but ill be happy for either team whoever wins…

ONE LESS BELL TO ANSWER

ONE LESS EGG TO FRYYYYY

ONE LESS MAN TO PICK UP AFTER

I SHOULD BE HAPPY, BUT ALL I DO IS CRYYYYYY!!!!

My daughter’s bday is Nov 1st and mine is Dec 9th. I told my husband don’t be scrimpin on those presents, now!

(Waving aimlessly at Lacombe Redbone) Hi Girl!!!

@Redd

Aww, That is so cute, not alot of men these days want big families. Do u have any kids now?

@ Ms Jaxson

I knew I liked u for a reason, we gonna put our Freakem dresses on for our B-day while I pour u a cup of Poision, {ask no questions, thats my specialty} LOL

@ Ms. Philly

What day in December, my son is the 13th, uh oh another Saggitarrius in the house, lol

Redd Tony aka Earth Sign “Nothing’s more precious than the rebirth of love”

(Check me out!)

I think women dont want to have children like that these days cuz 1. its hard to find a good man and 2. they wanna keep their figure up, which is fine, but yall watch too much “America Next Top Model” and that those clothing design shows…

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Thats not my reason. 1) I have no faith in men and would go into having a child knowing i could support it if the man leaves. 2) i work out everyday, so i am not stressed about my body. i know it will snap back.

@ redd

your #2 is right…I want more but I am scared of not being able to lose the weight again..although the first time was easy… I want to knock them out now..while I am young…we’ll see

@Redd – I think women dont want to have children like that these days cuz 1. its hard to find a good man and 2. they wanna keep their figure up, which is fine, but yall watch too much “America Next Top Model” and that those clothing design shows…

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3. They want to spend more time with their career. Once you have children sometimes your focus is not on your career as much as your children (which I think children first, career like 4 or 5) but some people really have some goals that they want to achieve and by the time they have kids they may be a little old for 4 kids.

Children are a true blessing…maybe I just think so because I have some good children…but there is nothing like the smile you get when they see you or their little chubby hands trying to tie a shoe or the amazement in their face over little things.

Children aren’t for everyone though and if you don’t think they are for you PLEASE don’t have em…

Z’s I can’t keep a man sad song

(Check me out!)

ONE LESS BELL TO ANSWER

ONE LESS EGG TO FRYYYYY

ONE LESS MAN TO PICK UP AFTER

I SHOULD BE HAPPY, BUT ALL I DO IS CRYYYYYY!!!!

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I’M A CELEBRITY!!!!! FINALLY!!!!! wE NEED TO POP CHAMPANGE. I HAVE IMPRESONATORS. OH SHYT. LETS GET IT HUH. *HARLEM SHAKING AND DOING THE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP*

When my sons make me mad I tell them “I should have aborted you”…they get mad at me but they know I ain’t playin’ with they asses!

@ Redd Earthsign

I think women dont want to have children like that these days cuz 1. its hard to find a good man and 2. they wanna keep their figure up, which is fine, but yall watch too much “America Next Top Model” and that those clothing design shows…

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That is so true, lol (at least for me) But I want another when I turn 31. Hopefully another boy, for God sakes if I have a girl, she would come out like Oshie, LOL

Brook..I’m a cap! 12/24!

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Happy Hump day everybody)(Check me out!)

(Waving aimlessly at Lacombe Redbone) Hi Girl!!!

@Redd

Aww, That is so cute, not alot of men these days want big families. Do u have any kids now?

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Yeah I have a daughter and a son

@ Brook

Hellz Yea girl…I got a new lil red number..FIRE!!

@BE

word. Whenever a dude start talking that family shyt, i shut em down with “Excuse me? Umm, I have goals. Thank you.”

@Ms. Jaxon – redd

your #2 is right…I want more but I am scared of not being able to lose the weight again..although the first time was easy… I want to knock them out now..while I am young…we’ll see

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Good plan!!

Had my son at 23 and losing weight was so easy, I was 30 when I had my daughter and by the time I lost weight…let’s just say I never got to my size 10 again.

But some people are naturally thin and my girlfriend had two children same way, same weight.

Depends on the person, genetics and like Z said working out!

Secret Life of Bees was a great movie. Everyone played their parts really good.

Child bith is not for everyone, never know what your going to get.

@ Redd: I think women dont want to have children like that these days cuz 1. its hard to find a good man and 2. they wanna keep their figure up, which is fine, but yall watch too much “America Next Top Model” and that those clothing design shows…

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1. A good man is hard to find, I guess

2. My body is better now than it was before my baby – my hips got a little bigger so my waist looks smaller.

Also, I think one of the big reasons “these days” is because women have careers and lives of their own to worry about whereas they didn’t so much in the 50′s and 60′s. But I think all women deep down have a nurturing instinct and a need to procreate.

Redd Tony aka Earth Sign “Nothing’s more precious than the rebirth of love”(Check me out!)

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Happy Hump day everybody)(Check me out!)

(Waving aimlessly at Lacombe Redbone) Hi Girl!!!

@Redd

Aww, That is so cute, not alot of men these days want big families. Do u have any kids now?

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Yeah I have a daughter and a son

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Capricorn men like to have a hundred kids…lmao.

When my sons make me mad I tell them “I should have aborted you”…they get mad at me but they know I ain’t playin’ with they asses!

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LMAO…I gotta remember that one!

Good morning sauce family, any sauces in the house.. oh well im out this biotchhhhhhh.

I’M A CELEBRITY!!!!! FINALLY!!!!! wE NEED TO POP CHAMPANGE. I HAVE IMPRESONATORS. OH SHYT. LETS GET IT HUH. *HARLEM SHAKING AND DOING THE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP*

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DO IT Z, you got me over here shakin’ with ya! don’t know how to do the CNS though

@ Redd

How old are your bambinos?

Where’s Cutie Pie? I want my chart done I think…

@realwoman – Children are a true blessing…maybe I just think so because I have some good children…but there is nothing like the smile you get when they see you or their little chubby hands trying to tie a shoe or the amazement in their face over little things.

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I agree…if your children are good it is a testiment to good parenting, children have to be taught the right way.

@Z – i don’t think you would have “bad children”

1. If you have a lot of siblings you are used to parenting

2. YOu seem like a no nonsense person (as I am) and you will make sure they learn to behave.

And we all know sometimes children just do what they want even when you teach them the right way but you can’t give up..okay shutting up

hey hey good morning everyone

Capricorn men like to have a hundred kids…lmao.

Hey Fam. First!

*wouldn’t

Hey Fam

MsJaxon(Check me out!)

@ Redd

How old are your bambinos?

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Son 9 and daughter 17 months

Hey Fam First!

good morning lacombe redbone, howre you?

BE(Check me out!)

@realwoman – Children are a true blessing…maybe I just think so because I have some good children…but there is nothing like the smile you get when they see you or their little chubby hands trying to tie a shoe or the amazement in their face over little things.

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I agree…if your children are good it is a testiment to good parenting, children have to be taught the right way.

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It’s true. It is hard work and some parents have more to do than others but it is worth it. It is important to have backup too…i truly believe it takes a GOOD village to raise a child. I always thank my lucky stars that I was blessed with healthy children who I can discipline and a good support system all around!

Hey Fam!

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My oldest son’s B/D is Nov 1

My dad is Nov 8

My sister is Nov 13

My husband’s is Dec 5

My daughter-in-law is Dec 6

wassup MsJaxon, KZZ, and DCsFinest. what’s everybody got planned for this weekend?

AW Redd, I know that baby girl got you wrapped around her little whine

2Cute

@Redd – Yeah, if you have a solid family life it does make having both easier. I have been able to move up and my husband because we learned to work together – it is work though!

@Family First – Hey Mr. California!

@Afiya – I’M A CELEBRITY!!!!! FINALLY!!!!! wE NEED TO POP CHAMPANGE. I HAVE IMPRESONATORS. OH SHYT. LETS GET IT HUH. *HARLEM SHAKING AND DOING THE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP*

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DO IT Z, you got me over here shakin’ with ya! don’t know how to do the CNS though

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Yall are crazy!!!!

Supposedly sagittarius women are most incompatible with gemini men, yet every single man I’ve ever dated and every close friend I’ve ever had has been a Gemini. What’s up with that?

@Be

Some kids are just born bad. I have seen em. and I doubt my children would give me issues. For some reason, my lil bros…..they listen to me. I don’t have to scream and whyle out. They know not to even speak around me, yet for some reason they like me and follow me around. Whereas my mom has to scream and be damn near about to kill herself tryna get them to listen. She says I terrorize them that they are scared to breathe.

but for some reason my friend kids think I am their playmate and do not listen to me and wants to follow me around and play all the damn time. i don’t even like kids.

sup afiya. did you watch the game last night?

LMAO @ Lacombe calling your kids disgusting! Say, don’t you sometimes think it would be easier without the husband? It’s not like he “helps” or anything, just another big ass baby you have to take care of. I’ll keep the extra paycheck, though.

@ Fam First

I will be working this weekend but I’m looking forward to it. What about you?

That’s what you attract Oshie.

BRB, I have a hot date for lunch…. yes, I do!

@Kzz and Be

I will have children some day. i’ll know when the time is right.

LMAO @ Lacombe calling your kids disgusting! Say, don’t you sometimes think it would be easier without the husband? It’s not like he “helps” or anything, just another big ass baby you have to take care of. I’ll keep the extra paycheck, though.

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Hell yeah girl! You were reading my mind! LMAO

BE(Check me out!)

@Redd – Yeah, if you have a solid family life it does make having both easier. I have been able to move up and my husband because we learned to work together – it is work though!

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But of course its only temporary and not forever, before you know it your children will be grown..

Its just kinda sad to me that society has some sort of stigma against children. I know one of the reasons is becuase of the capitalist society we live in its work, work, work…

Of course I think Cassie is the more facially attractive of the two and Christina is adorable, but I will always go with Cassie…besides my Z…so back off all who is not me

Family First(Check me out!)

sup afiya. did you watch the game last night?

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Yeah, I watched 1/2 of it…then I fell asleep and dreamt about 50 (scroll up to read story)

HOW BOUT THEM PHILLIES!!

Gemini’s in the house!

hey BE whats up? and Oshie and Z

@ KZZ & DCs

i dont really have plans either but im going to see if i can arrange a date with this one chick

@Oshie – LMAO @ Lacombe calling your kids disgusting! Say, don’t you sometimes think it would be easier without the husband? It’s not like he “helps” or anything, just another big ass baby you have to take care of. I’ll keep the extra paycheck, though.

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(whispering) Oshie, men are not going to do anything if you leave it to them…they have to be t-r-a-i-n-e-d…(honey I hope you aren’t reading this) you have to start them early thought, the key is finding a man that is committed to family life everything is easy after that…well not easy but easier

@Redbone – yeah men are like big babies! but I would not trade mine

Hey Fam First.

@Oshie – LMAO @ Lacombe calling your kids disgusting! Say, don’t you sometimes think it would be easier without the husband? It’s not like he “helps” or anything, just another big ass baby you have to take care of. I’ll keep the extra paycheck, though.

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(whispering) Oshie, men are not going to do anything if you leave it to them…they have to be t-r-a-i-n-e-d…(honey I hope you aren’t reading this) you have to start them early thought, the key is finding a man that is committed to family life everything is easy after that…well not easy but easier

@Redbone – yeah men are like big babies! but I would not trade mine

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I2I, EXACTLY, I FEEL YA!, YEP, RIGHT!…ETC…I’ve got one too…

@ Fam First

Well hopefully that works out for you!

@ Redd

My husband is that way and I love that about him. He has his sh*t together and he is so focused and will make things happen.

BE(Check me out!)

My son told me last week that I was the best mother ever (he is 15) and I felt so wonderful.. I was not even buying him anything..he just said it.

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Mine does that all the time too! He loves him some me and will run over his dad to do anything for me. I raised myself a little gentleman. He even takes out his grandmas trash and shovels her snow without being asked.

@REDD – gotta respect a hardworking man! you like to do stuff around the house too? yeah my husband is the same way!

@Z – i know you will you just stubborn is all, but some man is going to ROCK YOUR WORLD! not in a sexual way but stimulate you in all the ways you like and then you will have children…

Afiya – GO PHILLIES – WORLD SERIES -YEA BOI!!(Check me out!)

AW Redd, I know that baby girl got you wrapped around her little whine

2Cute

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lol you know it..thats my heart for real…I teach my kids everything I know

What is the topic??

I am behind after a long night at the buffet

@Be

Well i look forward to it. I hope I get me a good country one too.

Sidebar: My mom says she came up here to escape them country negroes and here I’m out looking for one.

@ Be…..

@Oshie – LMAO @ Lacombe calling your kids disgusting! Say, don’t you sometimes think it would be easier without the husband? It’s not like he “helps” or anything, just another big ass baby you have to take care of. I’ll keep the extra paycheck, though.

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(whispering) Oshie, men are not going to do anything if you leave it to them…they have to be t-r-a-i-n-e-d…(honey I hope you aren’t reading this) you have to start them early thought, the key is finding a man that is committed to family life everything is easy after that…well not easy but easier

@Redbone – yeah men are like big babies! but I would not trade mine

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I know that rights!!

the site is kinda trippin on me so i might just leave it alone for a while

Sweet n sour, hey family hows it going good i hope keep the sauce family name going strong bro.

@KZZ

werd

HHHEEEEEYYYYY SWWWWWWEEETTTTTT

We arent really talking about anything today. I have been reading the comments but didnt post yet because the sauce family was mostly absent!

Afiya – GO PHILLIES – WORLD SERIES -YEA BOI!!(Check me out!)

@Oshie – LMAO @ Lacombe calling your kids disgusting! Say, don’t you sometimes think it would be easier without the husband? It’s not like he “helps” or anything, just another big ass baby you have to take care of. I’ll keep the extra paycheck, though.

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(whispering) Oshie, men are not going to do anything if you leave it to them…they have to be t-r-a-i-n-e-d…(honey I hope you aren’t reading this) you have to start them early thought, the key is finding a man that is committed to family life everything is easy after that…well not easy but easier

@Redbone – yeah men are like big babies! but I would not trade mine

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I2I, EXACTLY, I FEEL YA!, YEP, RIGHT!…ETC…I’ve got one too…

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Sheeeit, sometimes you gotta show wifey a lil sumn sumn….

sweet n sour , hows it going sauce family.

@realwoman Mine does that all the time too! He loves him some me and will run over his dad to do anything for me. I raised myself a little gentleman. He even takes out his grandmas trash and shovels her snow without being asked.

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Yeah, mothers and their sons – the most rewarding thing..my son will even come to my room if I am crying alone in the middle of the night.

My daughter is definantly a daddies girl although she spits fire like her MOM at times!

@Z

I suggest U behave yourself while I’m gone…Mommy has to take care of some business

Everyone one else (including U KZZME(MRS. ELBA IN EFFECT)! and Redd)

See ya later

…oops, right!

Oshie – uh huh… ok… whats up.. SHETUP(Check me out!)

Supposedly sagittarius women are most incompatible with gemini men, yet every single man I’ve ever dated and every close friend I’ve ever had has been a Gemini. What’s up with that?

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I think Leo’s are the best match for Sag’s Oshie

Well, I have a busy day ahead of me Hot mild! I think I am checking out already but I am sure Vinny and the Honey family will be in later!

@Redd – Sheeeit, sometimes you gotta show wifey a lil sumn sumn….

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That is alright too! Even if I already know if my husband is teaching me something I listen (learned that after many years)

I want me a country dude!

Dear Dr. Patti:

I am 25 and have been married two years, no children. The other night my husband talked me into anal sex. He said it was very satisfying for him, but it was just uncomfortable for me. I did it because I love him. Is this kind of sex normal? Should I enjoy this more? And will it get better with time? Do all wives do this for their husbands? –J

@Z – they say those country ones are very family oriented because of the way they are raised..but I am from the Northeast don’t really know if it is true. My husband is from the northeast so there are some good ones up this way…I don’t know where they hide because all my single friends be complaining all the time..maybe I got the last one

@Kzz

weerddddddd. I was raised like Mofongo warrior. I take them hits.

ASHANTI LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.

@Kzz – You and Z both act like yall been fighting all the time when you were young!

ASHANTI LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.LOVE DA DRESS.

BE

(Check me out!)

@Z – they say those country ones are very family oriented because of the way they are raised..but I am from the Northeast don’t really know if it is true. My husband is from the northeast so there are some good ones up this way…I don’t know where they hide because all my single friends be complaining all the time..maybe I got the last one

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I think you did, bc i meet these guys up here and they are triflin as shyt. I’m at the point now that when I meet a dude, they have to pass a prerequisite interview before I even bother to waste my time and date them. no one passes.

but on another note, The one thing I like about men up here is they can tolerate my mouth. I can be course…even without cursing. Blunt is a better word. That put dudes down south off a lil bit.

@realwoman

You gon always be able to depend on your son, Im sure you already know that…

@Kzzz

I’m not cutting anything out. I hold my tongue for no one. I have been jumped and had my ass beat fro it all my life. it didn’t change then. it won’t change now. I will just find someone who will tolerate it. I am sweet as pie unless you give me a reason to be evil. But if I don’t like sumthin, i will not hesitate to tell you. If thats problem…..keep it pushing.

Dear Dr. Patti:

I am 25 and have been married two years, no children. The other night my husband talked me into anal sex. He said it was very satisfying for him, but it was just uncomfortable for me. I did it because I love him. Is this kind of sex normal? Should I enjoy this more? And will it get better with time? Do all wives do this for their husbands? –J

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Wow, thats a good one Afiya! Personally, i think alot of men like the idea of anal sex. But women have to remember that it’s not always about pleasing him, you have to get something out of the deal. So, if anal isn’t what you want, you better pick something else freaky to do!

sweet n sour, yeah im checking out 2 dude, if u see the rest of the Sauce family holla, im still trying 2 get over slambers being put on blast like that, (434-845-0911) wow somebody really got it in for that one. later sweet.

Afiya – Dear Dr. Patti:

I am 25 and have been married two years, no children. The other night my husband talked me into anal sex. He said it was very satisfying for him, but it was just uncomfortable for me. I did it because I love him. Is this kind of sex normal? Should I enjoy this more? And will it get better with time? Do all wives do this for their husbands? –J

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Dear J

Well normal sex depends on the couple. What is normal for one couple is not normal for the next. However, if you are uncomfortable having anal sex please let your husband know. From my experience I will say use some KY his and her to make the experience more enjoyable for you…Have a good day!

Country men are where it’s at..

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@KZZ

Shooo… Country women is where it’s at… No attitudes for the most part, phat as sh…, can cook, they know how to treat a man, they act like ladies, they have home training, etc…

Don’t get me started…

And I don’t care if they can’t dress or their hairdos be messed up – those shallow things are fixable…

What’s for lunch PEOPLE?

@Ms. Philly – I am eating an oatmeal cookie, but I think I am having a chick wrap for lunch!

@Philly

I having a quarter chicken, potato salad, pork and beans, and some spinach for lunch…

Southern women may be able to cook but they trifling as hell…most of them have the nastiest homes…and don’t get me started on the clothes and them heads…SMDH!!

What’s for lunch PEOPLE?

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Seafood Gumbo! …Yummmmmmm

@ BE

Hi. My name is Family First and I am an addict.

NOTHING Lauren…and I’m STARVING…but I don’t know what I wanna eat

Afiya – GO PHILLIES – WORLD SERIES -YEA BOI!!(Check me out!)

Southern women may be able to cook but they trifling as hell…most of them have the nastiest homes…and don’t get me started on the clothes and them heads…SMDH!!

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Thats not true Afiya

Good one Family First

@Family First -

Hi. My name is Family First and I am an addict.

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LMFAO!!!!

@Afiya – Southern women may be able to cook but they trifling as hell…most of them have the nastiest homes…and don’t get me started on the clothes and them heads…SMDH!!

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Ooooh mama why you going so hard on the southern gals??? LOL

I having a quarter chicken, potato salad, pork and beans, and some spinach for lunch…

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DAYUM! who made that, big mamma?

@Redbone – Seafood Gumbo! …Yummmmmmm

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I’m Jealous…..

Y’all know it’s true…’specially the ones with a gazillion children and grown ass negroes running in and out…

Fam First…Hey there!

@Afiya – Y’all know it’s true…’specially the ones with a gazillion children and grown ass negroes running in and out…

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I don’t know if that is a southern trait sounds like a GHETTO TRAIT!

Dear Dr. Patti:

I am 25 and have been married two years, no children. The other night my husband talked me into anal sex. He said it was very satisfying for him, but it was just uncomfortable for me. I did it because I love him. Is this kind of sex normal? Should I enjoy this more? And will it get better with time? Do all wives do this for their husbands? –J

Dear J:

Anal sex is not a highly common practice in American heterosexual culture, although it is a component of sexual pleasure that all can enjoy. Despite the media spin that only gay men do this, in fact, according to a 1994 survey, 25 percent of all heterosexual adults have engaged in anal sex. And in another study, 10 percent of all heterosexual couples have had anal intercourse at least once during a year’s period. The research seems to show that for many heterosexuals, anal play is experimental — a side dish and not the main entree.

Your situation seems a bit different. If your husband insists on this type of sexual contact with you, it’s time you two learned the facts. First, go slowly. This is a delicate anatomical part of the body, designed by nature for things to exit, not enter. Its lining is easily torn and susceptible to all sorts of infections and irritations. Slow penetration into the anal cavity is essential, unless you are already well dilated and lubed up. Lubrication is another key for success in “back-door” sex. Using a natural, safe and water-based product (never one with a petroleum base) is your best bet. The tricky part of anal penetration is to get past the anal sphincter muscles, which are supposed to hold tight until it is time for the main job, evacuation. Once your husband’s penis has passed that tight point, he can easily slide up and down and around inside you, probably producing intense pleasure if you are able to enjoy it. Probably the position of “doggy style,” or man from behind while you are kneeling, is the most effective option.

Believe it or not, the anus is indeed a part of the sexual anatomy. As research has shown, the anus contracts just as other sexual parts do during orgasmic release. It can be a source of tremendous pleasurable sensation, closeness and eroticism for a couple. The shift I recommend is to learn how to do it properly. Go at your pace, not his, and allow yourself to be pleasured in this way. If that still feels unsafe, uncomfortable or somehow foreign and unpleasant, then you and your husband need to have a solid vow to find other ways to achieve ecstasy in bed.

Capricorn Crazy(Check me out!)

I having a quarter chicken, potato salad, pork and beans, and some spinach for lunch…

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DAYUM! who made that, big mamma?

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Sho did…this type of food good for the dick…lol

Southern women may be able to cook but they trifling as hell…most of them have the nastiest homes…and don’t get me started on the clothes and them heads…SMDH!!

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@Afiya

LMAO!!!!

Oooooh, Sis you better STOP…

Oh my goodness… SMH

Christina..hands down. Beautiful dress.

i need a drink

@ Mrs. Philly

hey back atcha. see what you started? got people talking about their lunches and i dont get to eat for another hour or so. it’s making me hungry!

GOTT damn paragraphz

@Cutie Pie – why you need a drink?

@Afiya – that is a very graphic answer…I likes, I think I might print this for future use!

@REdd – Good for the d**** – why you gotta be so crass? you so nasty!

OK…so I exaduated (sic) about the southern woman…but for the most part it’s true.

@ Cutie Pie

is this your back to back to back to back meetings day?

THIS EARLY @ Cutie Pie?

@ be

“@Cutie Pie – why you need a drink?”

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i am about high ready to say f*ck it with this job…but i’m stressed not stupid

Fam First…Well it’s 1:45 here so ya ass shoulda eaten breakfast! lol…

I like your new gravie…you are asian? where are you from? I have some asian friends here too.

@Family First – @ Cutie Pie

is this your back to back to back to back meetings day?

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The key to these type of days is to pretend like you are sick and leave one of them boring ass meetings early! Just act like you have to throw up and excuse yourself to the ladies room and never come back to the meeting

I don’t like neither of the dress, so I ‘ll go off of looks, and say Cassie.

back from getting me some food.

@Be

I don’t think i am thug. i am really not ignorant. Believe it or not ppl. I know how to act and present myself. Although I crack alot of jokes I have a serious demeanor and I don’t take any shyt off ppl. But before I let someone make me step outside of myself….i will walk away from you.

@ fam

no that was yeaterday..today i am drowning in paper work and phone calls from people who have the iq of a penis…

BE(Check me out!)

@REdd – Good for the d**** – why you gotta be so crass? you so nasty!

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lol…well Be good food just does that for a man, keep me hard like a Rottweilla….Keep the pipe flowing….LMAO

@ Mrs. Philly

i was in a hurry this morning so i only had time to eat a little ass bowl of cereal. that was my bad. thanks for liking the new gravie and yes i am asian (my mom is vietnamese and my dad is chinese) is that what you meant by “where are you from?” otherwise im from oakland california.

lol @ BE

i need to use more of my sick hours and just leave when i dont feel like being here. except after a while the sick hours max out and they start paying me for them

Ok… just checkin in. What’s the discussion?

@Family First

Now you got me thinking about the West Coast…

That good weather, them beaches… Ahhh…

You haven’t thought about living in another part of Cali.?

@z – I did not mean the thug like a street thug, but more like someone who does not take any S-H-I-T! I think Afiya is a thug too – just saying stuff – some people are just like that….and REDD

hey wassup Tina

@ Cutie Pie

woooosah

is anyone working on election day??..if you are you can come in 2 hours later than u start or leave 2 hours early to go and vote..its the law ….thank you justice lol

What’s up Man, I just don’t care

I don’t know. I just came in too

@Man – Hey!

I am Back peeps

Hi Slide, Hi Fam, Hi Man!!

Oh and Hi all Scorps/Saggs/and Capricorns, we may be the last astrological signs but we are the strongest personalities, LOL

@ Family First

I’m good. What’s up with ya?

So how far away is Oakland from San Fran?

Z got curves for days, nice pic BTW.

Family First(Check me out!)

@ Mrs. Philly

i was in a hurry this morning so i only had time to eat a little ass bowl of cereal. that was my bad. thanks for liking the new gravie and yes i am asian (my mom is vietnamese and my dad is chinese) is that what you meant by “where are you from?” otherwise im from oakland california.

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Vietnamese and Chinese huh…I guess you need a lot of baby food and therapy for your wee wee huh…(no homo)

“Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

(Check me out!)

@Family First

Now you got me thinking about the West Coast…

That good weather, them beaches… Ahhh…

You haven’t thought about living in another part of Cali.?”

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Not Never. i love oakland. i lived in san francisco for a little bit and i hated it. i went to school out in Davis and i hated it. and i wont start talkin about LA…

@BK

“Oh and Hi all Scorps/Saggs/and Capricorns, we may be the last astrological signs but we are the strongest personalities, LOL”

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Scorpio!!!!!!!

Thanks Tina

I’m back…what’s going on in here now?

What’s up Jersey?

@Tina – Hey!

@Brook – Hey Lady

@Viv – Hey!

Cassie, Ashanti and Christina look hot. Tatiana …why oh why would you wear stocking and sandals??? Somebody, anybody help her! Eve looks pregnant with her bucky forehead..Is she related to Rihana, cover it up!

Did anyone register for the discussion forums?

@Cutie

The funny shyt is my office is closing Dec 15th so everyone is mad lax. Everyone i supposed to be here at 8:30 and I come in at 9:30 AND STILL BE THE FIRST ONE HERE. I HAVE TO OPEN THE OFFICE!

SHM@Redd Tony

@Z

You’re welcome

“Vietnamese and Chinese huh…I guess you need a lot of baby food and therapy for your wee wee huh…(no homo)”

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:O …OMG Redd!!

Hey Be!!!

Hi victoria!!!

@Jaxon,

I registered for the forum, but I don’t like it.

“Vietnamese and Chinese huh…I guess you need a lot of baby food and therapy for your wee wee huh…(no homo)”

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:O …OMG Redd!!

Hey Kzzz (((big cyber hugs)))

I meant SMH@Redd Tony

@ Tina

im good. Oakland is like 15 minutes from SF but it feels like it’s a world apart.

@ Redd

nah im straight. havent gotten any complaints

sup Man, Aunt Viv and Brook

@Redd – Vietnamese and Chinese huh…I guess you need a lot of baby food and therapy for your wee wee huh…(no homo)”

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That was not nice at all..

@Ms. Jax – Hey – I registered did not get my keychain yet…do you like the forum looks a little strange to me

@KZZME

Hey!! What’s up with ya? What do you mean actin’ up?

@ Z

“@Cutie

The funny shyt is my office is closing Dec 15th so everyone is mad lax. Everyone i supposed to be here at 8:30 and I come in at 9:30 AND STILL BE THE FIRST ONE HERE. I HAVE TO OPEN THE OFFICE!”

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ur so lucky…

@ kzz

I’m grateful for the money i get by the end of the week but not for the stress..thats why I can’t wait to work for myself because when people who are in a higher position is stressing you got to stress more than them..i don’t need that ish I’ll be grateful for the check not the job…

@ aunt viv

hey!!

@ Man

How did I guess u a scorpio, when is ya B-day

@Ms. Jaxsom

Whoo hoo! Burn it up wit that fire red dresses for ur B-day, I am wearing a tule dress like the 80′s Madonna and gonna sizzurp it up at 40/40 in Atlantic City

@Be and Aunt Viv: Hey Girlies. LOL

@KZZME

The more feisty, the better. LOL.

@Family First

I heard it gets as low as 50 degrees in San Fran. Is that true?

isn’t that a sterotype?? do asian men really have small pow wows??

there I go with the sex talk..bad cutie pie bad cutie pie **dragging self to corner**

@ Tina

maybe even a little lower. it’s foggy almost year round so the beaches in SF are useless unless youre a surfer

@Family First

Im just fuggin wit u mayne…

Hey Da Pro!!

@Tina – @KZZME

The more feisty, the better. LOL.

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The better for what may I ask??

OMG…I am about to go crazy up in this job… GRRRR

“cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985*

(Check me out!)

isn’t that a sterotype?? do asian men really have small pow wows??

there I go with the sex talk..bad cutie pie bad cutie pie **dragging self to corner**”

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yes that is a stereotype and i’ve been gettin guff about it my whole life and while i cant speak for all asians i know what i got.

brook you must have a pretty loose cooch, cuz you musta letevery race of mankinbg bang you out at lest once!!! I still love you though not in a homsexual kinda way!!

basically what family first is saying is that: he is hung like mr ed!!

@FAM First…

Okay Vietnamese and Chinese…very cool…

My friends are Lous (spell check) and Cambodian…

Speaking of Fiesty – Hey Oh Lawdy!!!

@ be

“How many different races have you all sexed?”

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i’ve only “dated” two men in my life of “dating” and they’ve both been black..however, i’ve been a little curious in hispanics..i hear that they are muy “experienced”

girl they would eat you like a burrito @ z

@Cutie – i’ve only “dated” two men in my life of “dating” and they’ve both been black..however, i’ve been a little curious in hispanics..i hear that they are muy “experienced”

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yeah I have only stuck with black myself..never been too curious about dating “others”

@ kzz

true true…I need to work i would be bored during the day if i didn’t anyway…

@ Redd Tony

i know youre just playing i been getting joked on my whole life cuz i hang around mostly non-asians. it dont bother me

Vietnamese and Chinese huh…I guess you need a lot of baby food and therapy for your wee wee huh…(no homo)

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@Earth Sign aka Redd Tony

Come on that wasn’t cool Dawg…

Treat my boy Family First with a little bit more respect… You know better than that…

@ Oh Lawdy

brook you must have a pretty loose cooch, cuz you musta letevery race of mankinbg bang you out at lest once!!! I still love you though not in a homsexual kinda way!!

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First of all, NO! I don’t have a loose cooch, it is regular Biotch, 2ndly, I went To Buffalo State for 2years what the F**K else was I to do in that freezing as enviornment, and 3rd u Biotch, I love u too. LOL

i heard that asian men have little weewee’s and that thats why the black men like asian girl cuz their coocoos are tight from meesing with asian men for so long (shrugging shoulders) but i heard family first got the cock game on lock babybaby!!!

@Family First

Oh OK. I’ve been to Los Angeles, but never San Fran, and I was told it’s gets a little chilly.

@BE

LOL. Sometimes, I enjoy the best of both worlds.

@ fam

do you know how to make spring rolls?? my korean friend won’t tell me it..talking about she don’t know how to make them yea right…..

oooo and plum sauce I like to eat my spring roles with plum sauce..all i need to know is what i need to make the crust…

I knew this Asian dude who was 8 inch, and very cute I might add.

My asian friends say the men be PACKIN and SMACKIN lol…seriously tho…

I’ve dated pretty much every race. I like to taste the rainbow.

I have to get back to my plantation now…

i need a good 15 inches!!!

rolls*

@ Be question of the day

Girl you are BBBBAAAADDDD…

Question:

How many different races have you all sexed?

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Black (like 2), Hispanic (too many to count. I’m panamanian for crying out loud, lol), White, Asian and Indian). That about does it.

@BK GYRL

my b day is 11/06…

Question of the day!!! Have you ever got naked with a dude and walked out cuz it was outrageously huge!!

@ z & lacombe

i think thats what they think about us sometimes…whats wrong with hispanics??

@ KZZ: it ain’t my mouth its my fingaz…

But seriously, Asian guys are packing, at least the 2 I’ve seen. Tee hee.

Uh oh. This is becoming a “female” thread….

Question of the day!!! Have you ever got naked with a dude and walked out cuz it was outrageously huge!!

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LOL! Who would do something crazy like that?

test

listen let me tell yall a messed up story about 6 years ago i was seeing this dude right…nice job, looked good real sweet so i decided i didnt wanna rush we dated for about 5 months and I help out….so i decided i was ready we got a telly and i was all excited his feet was big and every thing …i thought i was in love when he pulled out the magnum…..um he didnt need it cuz it slipped off i left the tell and had to have a good girlfriend of mine pull it out of me with tweezers…never saw him again!!

@CUTIE PIE

What’s up?? What is ur “requirement?” Be real…

ms philly i dont want no 12 inch scholng poking me and stabbing my liver…sorry

@ Lacombe Redbone

I would never let a hispanic near my private parts.

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Gyrl, u don’t know what u missing. All my men basically was hispanic either Dominican or P.R and trust me honey there aint nothing they won’t do to u in the bedroom, LOL

@ Z

“@Cutie Pie

I jsut don’t find them attractive.

Sidebar: My landlord is hispanic and do you know last week he has the nerve to tell me “you and I? we have a connection you know.” It took all my willpower to keep a str8 face.”

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I feel ya..i feel the same way about white guys..

as for the landlord thats just plain wrong..well thankfully ur leaving soon..

ms philly i dont want no 12 inch scholng poking me and stabbing my liver…sorry

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I see…me either…

@OH LAWDY

“listen let me tell yall a messed up story about 6 years ago i was seeing this dude right…nice job, looked good real sweet so i decided i didnt wanna rush we dated for about 5 months and I help out….so i decided i was ready we got a telly and i was all excited his feet was big and every thing …i thought i was in love when he pulled out the magnum…..um he didnt need it cuz it slipped off i left the tell and had to have a good girlfriend of mine pull it out of me with tweezers…never saw him again!!”

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Ok… all of this was just wrong. LOL. OMG.. just wrong.

@ man

hey!! …nothing over 8..im trying to have kids one day and i’m small i don’t need nothing hitting my stomach…pain is not pleasure all the time..

@OH LAWDY SAID: listen let me tell yall a messed up story about 6 years ago i was seeing this dude right…nice job, looked good real sweet so i decided i didnt wanna rush we dated for about 5 months and I help out….so i decided i was ready we got a telly and i was all excited his feet was big and every thing …i thought i was in love when he pulled out the magnum…..um he didnt need it cuz it slipped off i left the tell and had to have a good girlfriend of mine pull it out of me with tweezers…never saw him again!!

GARLIC KNOT!!!! LMAO LMAO!

I think about 8 to 9 inches with a good medium girth is perfect. Mmmmm…. cock sandwich…

@ Z

That wasn’t a very nice comment. My man (aka babydaddy aka the smut) is spanish, and I have no complaints

kzz what did i do?? that scarred me!!!!!! i had my friend digging in my twat with tweezers for petes sake!!!

@Be

You know how it is…I’m good till you cross me

Uh, did we scare the men outta this forum?? Man, Fam, Redd anyone in here?? LOL

One of the best lays I ever had was a Cuban guy, he was packing serious heat, and I smelled daisy fresh as ever afterwards, so stop trippin.

Damn u Z

U guessed him, but I am not telling u which one. that reminds me, email me at hpnotiq121301@aol so that I can tell u the party spots this weekend, I am going to Strata tomorrow

Cassie hands down! Fabulous body, Fabulous Make up, Hair, dress and shoes! Plus she has the glow and that swag!

Christina is too short to be wearing bustier dresses. Check her midget legs smh…somebody tell that girl that her “career” is over, she should go back to tanning in Miami that’s what she does the best.

I’m not trippin, I thought it was funny actually.

wait..i didn’t quite get the garlic knots joke..

i am anti small of huge penis!!!

@ z

“WAS IT ANACONDA?

KING LEX?

FLAVOR?

EXECUTIONER?

FRESNO?

*GASP* IT WAS PAPI CHULO WASN’T IT?!?!?!

DON’T LIE HEIFA!!!”

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hey these names sound familiar..their on the flyers that are handed out to strictly women in downtown bk

@ Z

Its not flavor, but he did perform at my 26th B-day party last year, and I must say he is quite the performing. P.s any of u girls ever went to a all male review? if so, why they gotta stick their thumbs in your poon poon, I mean is that necessary?

JPMorgan Chase Lays Off 93 Employees At Tampa Facility

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By Michael Sasso | The Tampa Tribune

Published: October 23, 2008

TAMPA – JPMorgan Chase, the New York-based bank, will lay off 93 workers in Tampa as it consolidates work in Indianapolis.

Nancy Norris, a spokeswoman for the bank, said the jobs targeted are in JPMorgan Chase’s education finance division, which provides student loans. The employees in the Tampa unit are telephone salespeople at the company’s facility at 4919 Memorial Highway. The layoffs will take place Dec. 20, according to a Florida Agency for Workforce Innovation Web site.

JPMorgan Chase will perform the employees’ functions from Indianapolis, where the education finance division is located, using existing employees there, Norris said. The company has about 3,800 employees in Tampa, she said.

@ z

“@Cutie

Hispanics are known to season their food heavily with garlic. Like indians are heavy with their curry. Its a stereotype and a joke.”

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oooooooo i see…i always thought they used a lot of sazon..

YES YOU DID TRUFF:::::::::::: NEVER GIVE A HUMMER TO A MAN WITH HAIRY SAKS@!!!!

For the mentally challanged to strippers aka Z LOL

An all male review is on those flyers they give out downtown bklyn and they usually hold it at the Lab in Brooklyn and like 25 of the best male strippers come out and perform for a bunch of women, and they even pick certain girl out of the crowd to seduce on stage. Wheew girl its fun, they have one coming up in Novemeber in Brooklyn, wannna go?

@ KZZME

LMAO @ DA TRUFF:! U silly…..gotta love it…

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HA!!! THNX!!!

@KZZ

“Yeah I know yall like it tight/wet..but not too wet! just enough to feel the great warmth while gripping your dicks and dancing to the music of your motion…….LOL”

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Actually I like for it to be dripping wet. For two reasons.

1. I know the female is really turned on

2. Less friction means I can go longer without nutting.

@ OH LAWDY!!!!

YES YOU DID TRUFF:::::::::::: NEVER GIVE A HUMMER TO A MAN WITH HAIRY SAKS@!!!!

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OK! I WILL NEVER DO THAT, TO ANY MAN!!!!!!!

BUT LADIES GET THE HUMMER H1, H2, & H3!!! LOL!!!

why does Cassie want to be Rihanna so bad???? green eyes.check. lime green/white outfit.check. damn find your own identity like D.C. said in teir song Fancy

@ Man: not descriptive enough. Inner or outer lips, what is too big? Please advise.

p.s. i miss my 9th grade green/hazel contacts:(

KZZME

Yeah I know yall like it tight/wet..but not too wet! just enough to feel the great warmth while gripping your dicks and dancing to the music of your motion…….LOL!

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THIS GIVES SUCH A GREAT VISUAL!!!!! LOL!!! I HOPE ALL WILL BE “DANCING” THIS WEEKEND!!!

Day Day you’re back!

yooooooo these mofos got me crackin up in the “which one would u hit” thread. READ DAT SHYT!!! OMG! I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

Kilpatrick/Beatty text msg:

3/14/2004 Christine Beatty Message:

Redacted-Bad news–came on my period Do you want me to still get the room?

3/14/2004 …Kwame Kilpatrick Message:

Redacted-We can it will be a little messy. LOL it’s up to you

*received via email (lol @ Chelle)*

@ Z

Yea the lab mad Ghetto, I aint gonna lie, I live in the Bay so I dont come down that way often, however I only go when the have the all male review. I will respond to ur email shortly girl.

So I see Hump Day is in full force….

Hey Blade!

@Daywalker

Hey boo, welcome back

@Redbone

Girl u crazy. But its fun to watch

@Da Truff

Hey Hubby

@ MsJaxon

So I see Hump Day is in full force….

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YESTERDAY WUZ HUMPDAY! YOU MISSED OUT ON THE HUMPIN’!!! LOL!!!

@z

i will email u a secret about that stripper u just named in ur last post. It is funny girl. LOL

@ Brook Lynn

@Da Truff

Hey Hubby

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HEY FUTURE EX-CYBER-WIFEY!!!!!!!

@BROOK

OK

I’d tap Christina’s ass so hard she won’t be able to do it anymore

@ Daywalker: No, it’s just gross.

@ Fellas: How do you feel about labia? Big, small, swolt, skinny, color, shape, etc.

Also, do you find it better when a girl is about to be on the rag or right after?

@ Day

Why thank you! Have a drink…quench your thirst!

Im back errbody, had a meeting..what yall talm bout

@ Fellas: How do you feel about labia? Big, small, swolt, skinny, color, shape, etc.

Also, do you find it better when a girl is about to be on the rag or right after?

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…And do you have sex while a woman is on her period???

Got a handjob today!!

Didn’t get to finish though

*In Samuel Jackson voice*

*In Samuel Jackson voice*

I personally think having sex during ur “p” is not healthy…

*in Samuel Jackson voice*

WHAT’S UP MUTHA FUKAS!

sorry I do not ride the crimson tide at all

Got a handjob today!!

Didn’t get to finish though

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Translation: Some lady bumped against me in the elevator. I got kinda hard but then a big fat dude walked in and it went down.

I don’t you guys…I heard the thicker the pretty princess..i think a lot of people are attracted to skinny cherries get that feeling from dirty movies…

either some of you are not experienced enough to speak on it or are talking out ur asses…

ROTFLMAO@ Oshie’s crazy ass!!!

@ cutie pie*

I personally think having sex during ur “p” is not healthy…

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I PERSONALLY AGREE WITH YOU…….

know*

@ KZZ: Period SEX! that’s nasty! don’t even talk about it….That’s OSHIE WHITE AZZ! LOL!

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Um, I asked if it was better “before or after”. But that’s okey you can attribute random things to my skin color if you want.

“Translation: Some lady bumped against me in the elevator. I got kinda hard but then a big fat dude walked in and it went down.”

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could be…… OR ……

A “friend” called and said she was around the corner and to meet her down stairs. She meets me downstairs and we go to her car and began to talk…. Next thing you now she wants to “see” it.

@CUTIE PIE

“I don’t you guys…I heard the thicker the pretty princess..i think a lot of people are attracted to skinny cherries get that feeling from dirty movies…

either some of you are not experienced enough to speak on it or are talking out ur asses…”

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?

what are you talking about?

@ CP: I don’t you guys…I heard the thicker the pretty princess..i think a lot of people are attracted to skinny cherries get that feeling from dirty movies…

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I agree, I don’t think it should be huge and dangly, but thick and juicy… of course, I’m biased

I’m the only one who don’t mind period sex?

Storytime: My ex is a mess. One time he wanted to do it and I said I can’t. I’m on my period. He said “ok….what? is that like the great wall of china or sumthin?” *sigh* I miss him.

@ kzz

me?! what I say?? ..me no nasty …I just needed to speak on it…

Blah.

*hugging Oshie* Don’t be mad at Kzz cuz I snapped at you. I really am sowry. You know you my wife.

@ z

“I’m the only one who don’t mind period sex?

Storytime: My ex is a mess. One time he wanted to do it and I said I can’t. I’m on my period. He said “ok….what? is that like the great wall of china or sumthin?” *sigh* I miss him.”

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I just think it would be messy..and if its coming out it must be coming out for a reason

Well I am a very light bleeder, so maybe thats a factor. TMI i know.

Let’s discuss something else.

I have a question ladies. Whats the nastiest thing you man has done for you, that makes you think “Ahh, he loves me”?

I’ll give an example.

@Z

“I have a question ladies. Whats the nastiest thing you man has done for you, that makes you think “Ahh, he loves me”?

I’ll give an example.”

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Also at the ladies:

What is the “nastiest” thing you have done for your “other half?”

**Cutie Pie is exempt**

I’m not mad at anyone. Huh?

Outer lips nice and soft (a little puffy is good) so that is fits in my mouth real good. I like it when it is sitting on face and she moves it up and down. I also like it dripping wet so that is goes down cheeks and chin….Is that descriptive enough for you?

My ex and I once went to some boujie ass house party. The type where everyone stands around, talk about nothing and sip. Not drink…sip. lol. Anyway, I excused myself to the bathroom for some relief. It was not until after I used the bathroom, I realized the toilet was broken and would not flush. Now, I only urinated and I was drunk so my urine was clear, but I COULD NOT FLUSH THE TISSUE. I was about to have a panic attack, when my boyfriend knocked on the door to check on me. i let him in and explained the situation. He reaches in and takes out the tissue, wraps it in papertowel and throws it away. I knew right then, this man truly loved me. lmao. Cuz i would never have donw that for anyone.

Are golden showers nasty?

I let him put it in my ass.

Wait, are there questions being asked?

@ man

“@Z

“I have a question ladies. Whats the nastiest thing you man has done for you, that makes you think “Ahh, he loves me”?

I’ll give an example.”

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Also at the ladies:

What is the “nastiest” thing you have done for your “other half?”

**Cutie Pie is exempt**”

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lol trust me I couldn’t share if I wanted to..i have no nasty stories i’m a prude and a beginner

@OSHIE

“I let him put it in my ass.

Wait, are there questions being asked?”

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Did you like it? Did he have to do “something” in return for you?

@Lacombe

Yes, that man loves you!

@CUTIE PIE

“lol trust me I couldn’t share if I wanted to..i have no nasty stories i’m a prude and a beginner”

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!

I have a question ladies. Whats the nastiest thing you man has done for you, that makes you think “Ahh, he loves me”?

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help me change my pad when I had a c-section and could not move much!

@ cutie pie*

lol trust me I couldn’t share if I wanted to..i have no nasty stories i’m a prude and a beginner

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AHHHH!!!!!!! THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A BLANK CANVASS ONTO WHICH A MASTERPIECE CAN BE CREATED!!!!!!

YOU HAVE SOME THRILLS AHEAD OF YOU MISS!!!

BE

(Check me out!)

I have a question ladies. Whats the nastiest thing you man has done for you, that makes you think “Ahh, he loves me”?

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help me change my pad when I had a c-section and could not move much!

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he better!! he was the reason u was in that situation in the first damn place. ANOTHER REASON TO NOT GET KNOCKED UP. yikes!

@ Man: Eh. We’ll just say I’m not anal’s #1 fan.

@ be

“help me change my pad when I had a c-section and could not move much!”

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now that is unconditional love for real

lol trust me I couldn’t share if I wanted to..i have no nasty stories i’m a prude and a beginner

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Awww you are such a Cutie Pie

@Z – he better!! he was the reason u was in that situation in the first damn place.

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LOL!!! Girl you looking for any reason for not having children…Hey I know some men who would not do anything split stomach or not

@ redd

“On another note I find that the nuvaring makes the coochie juice taste different and it is not as wet…”

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wow! yuck! my stomach hurts now…

@Redd….he said the same thing!

@Man….trust, my jaws were overworked that nite! lol

I can’t even get mine to buy tampons for me. LOL, that’s why I love him, he’s such an asshole…

@Daywalker – @Z:

I snapped a possum’s neck for a girl I was going out with once. She called me up and said there was a rat at her condo in front of her door, and I’m like: She lives in a nice place, so it’s probably not a rat…. Anyways, I drive over and I get to the door and it’s not a rat it’s a big ol’ Possum sitting there hissing at her and she was scared shi*less. told her to back up a little, I grabbed it up by the neck and I could feel it when the bones in its neck snapped. I told her to get me a trash bag, threw it away wand washed my hands.

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WOW!!! Don’t those things bite or something, I sure hope she was EXTRA NICE to you. rodents are terrible….

@redd

On another note I find that the nuvaring makes the coochie juice taste different and it is not as wet…

Haven’t had that experience but I swear I can feel it sometimes during sex

I not a fan of my woman taking pills or shots for BC

Daywalker(Twisted steel and sex appeal!!!)

(Check me out!)

@Z:

I snapped a possum’s neck for a girl I was going out with once. She called me up and said there was a rat at her condo in front of her door, and I’m like: She lives in a nice place, so it’s probably not a rat…. Anyways, I drive over and I get to the door and it’s not a rat it’s a big ol’ Possum sitting there hissing at her and she was scared shi*less. told her to back up a little, I grabbed it up by the neck and I could feel it when the bones in its neck snapped. I told her to get me a trash bag, threw it away wand washed my hands.

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yeah thats love. Cuz I would have called some gov. paid official to handle that. lmao.

Had to apply PreparationH one time with my finger….I think she like it too much!

dapro11(Check me out!)

@redd

On another note I find that the nuvaring makes the coochie juice taste different and it is not as wet…

Haven’t had that experience but I swear I can feel it sometimes during sex

I not a fan of my woman taking pills or shots for BC

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I know right?

But yeah birth control does something to the juices

double wow at 4:32

hmm…nastiest thing my man has ever done for me… I cant think of a thing… Well it’s not nasty but he held my throw up bucket while I was in labor

and for him….anal??? I guess

Christian, I like the shoes and the dress.

dapro11

(Check me out!)

@redd

On another note I find that the nuvaring makes the coochie juice taste different and it is not as wet…

Haven’t had that experience but I swear I can feel it sometimes during sex

I not a fan of my woman taking pills or shots for BC

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Birth control pills make me cry all day.

What it do people…Massa finally let me out the house for some fresh air

@Oshie – Most men would not do that it is the strangest thing I have ever seen, as if some body will think they are for them. Really even if you are gay you don’t get a period.

However, if I am in excrutiating pain (or pretending to be) he will go and get them for me.

@ Redd and Pro

Thanks for the Nuva Ring info…. I was considering it…those are some side effects the Dr has not mentioned….

@Msjaxon…

yeah…I love it when she ’69′ me and she just works it against my tongue until she comes. That is my treat…

Sup Kesha!

@Keesha – Hey Lady!

@Z – I not a fan of my woman taking pills or shots for BC

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Birth control pills make me cry all day.

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See when you get married this will be a thing of the past!!LOL

What in the shiggity…yall aint playin in here today, lol…

Haven’t had that experience but I swear I can feel it sometimes during sex

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@Dapro…..that’s why i stopped using them cause i was hurting the dick!

@Be

When I first met this guy, we was chilling for the first time and while I was hanging out My period came down. i told him i had to go and he was using every excuse to keep me around. Finally i confessed my situation. Do you know he jumped up and ran to the store to buy some pads for me, so i could spend the day with him.

@LACOMBE REDBONE

….trust, my jaws were overworked that nite! lol

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Oh, in that case I would’ve done it too.

check 1, 2

@Z – @Be

When I first met this guy, we was chilling for the first time and while I was hanging out My period came down. i told him i had to go and he was using every excuse to keep me around. Finally i confessed my situation. Do you know he jumped up and ran to the store to buy some pads for me, so i could spend the day with him.

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I believe it because some men maybe had to go for their mothers and may be more comfortable going to get them.

I’ve never bought pads/tampons for a woman or had one ask me to buy them.

@ Be and Oshie

My ex-bf would have if I’d ever asked… his motto to his boys was:

“What would you rather buy…tampons or diapers?”

He was raised by his mama and had an older sister..sometimes it could be good or bad

LSU SUCKS AND WILL GET THEIR ASSESS KICKED SATURDAY!!!

GO BULLDOGS!!

@DaPro

I am not emotional actually. Ppl more often call me the ice queen. So ha.

Man, tell him.

goodnight everyone

@ Pro

Hey Poppa!!! We have not played a game in a minute…swimming pool???

You are very right about contraceptive that works for 3 plus a woman gains 15 lbs a year on it…i am also wary of the pill that makes you only have 4 periods a year…that is not right

Before I bounce

I was forced to go to the store to cop pads for my moms

*Walks to counter with a two liter of Nehi Orange, 2 pounds of lunchmeat, a pack of cheese, 2 boxes of boston baked beans and a box of tampons *

(pulls out 5 bucks and a book of food stamps)

This way my childhood, fu%* my pops for not getting them damn tampons, lazy mutha fukka!

I’m out family

Hey Redd, Hey BE, Hey Jax,

i was thinking about the mirena…but i’m not sure…that’s so “permanent” and i’m still undecided on the more kids thing. Anybody ever tried that???

THE WHOLE SEC SUCKS!!!

GO SOONERS!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

I just got off my BC pills bc they made my period go away forever. I don’t get my period anymore and I have a feeling its not coming back.

Z is so icey like Gucci Mane.

@DA PRO

“I am not emotional actually. Ppl more often call me the ice queen. So ha.

Man, tell him.”

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Yeah, she isn’t emotional at all. i think she can throw you off.

Hi Pro, BYE Pro!

@ Man,

Oh….you are SOOOOOO going down for that LSU comment. DAMN HATER!

Oshie – uh huh… ok… whats up.. SHETUP

(Check me out!)

Z is so icey like Gucci Mane.

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cuz i’m a very freakky gurlllll

You are very right about contraceptive that works for 3 plus a woman gains 15 lbs a year on it…i am also wary of the pill that makes you only have 4 periods a year…that is not right

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That’s not totally true! I have had the Mirena for 3yrs now (since my last child was born) and i didn’t gain weight at all. It’s a IUD and it literally saved my life!….Plus i still have it for 2 more years! WoooHooo!! That’s why i be sexing it up all the time! lol

@Cutie Pie – Good Night

Good night All!!

Daywalker(Twisted steel and sex appeal!!!)

(Check me out!)

Z

(Check me out!)

I just got off my BC pills bc they made my period go away forever. I don’t get my period anymore and I have a feeling its not coming back.

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Here come the motherfu*kin side effects…….

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what chu tryna say? thats all i had to say about that.

@ Lacombe

My wife got pregnant with an IUD!!

Good Night Be and Cutie

Y is everybody HATIN on the SEC??????????????

Big 10, lol!!!

Let’s not even talk about the SWAC…LMAO!

Ok, now that that’s outta my system…

Z, i’d kill for a period free life…Seriously!

OMG, Kesha the Mirena is a Godsend!!! Girl, i love love love love it!!! And so does my husband! …And when my 5yrs is up…. 5 MORE YEARS COMING UP!!!

goodnight all

@ Lacombe

I was talking about Depo Shot and those things they stick in your arm… IUD is cool but if you get pregnant with it..it can be dangerous…

Lacombe: You like the Mirena? Is it expensive (I have useless insurance).

@ Lacombe…

Ok sweets, thanks for the advice. My best friend recommended it too(she works at a GYNO office), i was just a little worried cuz i dont know ANYONE with it.

@ REDD

LMAO!

@ Oshie

I loved Yaz but my f-in insurance company would not pay for it

@ Lacombe

I was talking about Depo Shot and those things they stick in your arm… IUD is cool but if you get pregnant with it..it can be dangerous…

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Oh, ok boo! I never got the shot so i had no clue!

***sigh*** at the fact that i’ve only had a man bust inside of me once, which resulted in a lovechild…scarred me for life, lol. I dont even remember what it feels like…Lacombe, you wanna share??? LOL!!!!!

@KESHA

“Let’s not even talk about the SWAC…LMAO!”

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LMAO!! Ok ok. Come on now. No need to get personal.

MsJaxon

(Check me out!)

@ Pro

Hey Poppa!!! We have not played a game in a minute…swimming pool???

You are very right about contraceptive that works for 3 plus a woman gains 15 lbs a year on it…i am also wary of the pill that makes you only have 4 periods a year…that is not right

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Yeah that’s “seasonale” or something. I was with a chick on that for a minute, and she wanted me to bust off in her, and I was like “Damn that” and kept wearin’ condoms. She used to get really pissy, all the time!

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Uh uh tha’s not cool

I’m out

MsJaxon

(Check me out!)

@ Pro

Hey Poppa!!! We have not played a game in a minute…swimming pool???

You are very right about contraceptive that works for 3 plus a woman gains 15 lbs a year on it…i am also wary of the pill that makes you only have 4 periods a year…that is not right

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Yeah that’s “seasonale” or something. I was with a chick on that for a minute, and she wanted me to bust off in her, and I was like “Damn that” and kept wearin’ condoms. She used to get really pissy, all the time!

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Uh uh tha’s not cool

I’m out

LMAO@ Kesha!…I know thats right!

@Shyhomie

My wife got pregnant with an IUD!!

…That sucks! **getting on knees to pray**

@ Lacombe

Oh I never had the shot but I have seen women who have had it…plus when I was looking at BC the DR told me that… I did not even gain 45 lbs when I was pregnant..I’m not gaining it not pregnant either lol

Yeah it does!!!

@KESHA

“***sigh*** at the fact that i’ve only had a man bust inside of me once, which resulted in a lovechild…scarred me for life, lol. I dont even remember what it feels like…Lacombe, you wanna share??? LOL!!!!!”

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Well from a dude perspective it is the best feeling in the whole wide world. Hope this helpls LOL.

@ Man,

LMAO!! Ok ok. Come on now. No need to get personal.

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Ok, that was below the belt….i sorry

Hey y’all just came in to say bye to all. also, since I was not up in here on the Perios sex issue! my take is: Its the best!!! aint nuttin wrong wit putting down some towels and doing ya thang while on the Rag. ok bye everybody!!

and Z

I will email u now.. Peace out love yall, even u Oh Lawdy (Since u said I have a loose Puss, LOL)

@ Kesha

It’s pretty nice for a woman too…sorry if that makes you feel worse..

HI Brooke Bye Brooke

@ Jax,

Yes it does

Uh Oh…

Day and Redd are really twins separated at birth…let’s see who is going to play me in the lifetime movie??

But Im out yall…errbody be safe

Bye Kesha

…I love jocks….and nerds!

Daywalker is the same age as me. Hmmm.

Ok, good night all.

@LACOMBE REDBONE

“…I love jocks….and nerds!”

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So what if I told you I am a “smart jock?”

Bye Redd

Don’t forget you’re on your own tomorrow…BE GOOD!

@ Man

I’ll file that info away for future reference… sis you get my text message?

family first, whats up my dude, still luv the cali weather huh.

PULLING OUT” SHOULD ONLY COME UP WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT IRAQ!!!!!!!

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DEAD, LMAO!

I’m truly out this time…bye

@JAXON

“I’ll file that info away for future reference… sis you get my text message?”

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Yes, file that away. LOL.

Text message? Was this question directed at me?

Anyway, my Yahoo was acting up at work today….

Came back to give Daywalker a Big save the tatas hug, Love ya!!! Ok I’m out 4real

@ Man

correction: DID you get my text?

@ Man

it questioned your 4 o’clock revelation….

Ummmmmmmmm…you men turn me on! Brains and Body!

…I’ll see y’all tomorrow for Freaky Friday!

@ Day

Wesley maybe??…

@ Day

Wesley maybe??…

Bye Lacombe…YAY Freaky Friday… I wanna talk about amateur lap dances!!

@ Day

I need Brooke to give me some tips… Do you rock the Ice Cube mini fro as well?

I’M OUT

HOPE YA’LL HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND

PEACE

Bye Truff!

cassie and christina both dimes!!!!! ashanti is thick too and she could get the dick.

Anything going on up in here

Christina Milian she is more bargin. last week i got a news about her on ;;;;;;;;;;www.bigbisexual.com ::::::::::it’s said that she is dating with a young guy . i dont know wether it ‘s ture or not .

Christina looks the best!

Diddy, please put back on your glasses, not a good look, that a$$ look like a predetaor!! I see why he wears them non-stop!!

Christina looks the best!

Diddy, please put back on your sun glasses, not a good look, that a$$ look like a predetaor!! I see why he wears them non-stop!!

christina milian is better lookin, but they both could get the sauce

they both are stunning, but i give Cassie the edge

Chrissy

NEW YORK – Scott McClellan, President Bush’s former press secretary who angered old colleagues with a tell-all book earlier this year, said Thursday he is backing Barack Obama for president.

McClellan is the second former administration official to back the Democratic candidate this week. Former Secretary of State Colin Powell came out Sunday for Obama.

While Powell chose “Meet the Press” to make his news, McClellan did it at the taping of comedian D.L. Hughley’s new talk show, which is premiering 10 p.m. Saturday on CNN.

Hughley found a little begging helped.

“We are a new show and your endorsement would probably mean a lot,” Hughley said. “But don’t look at the fact that I am black or, no pressure. Endorse somebody, damn it!”

McClellan, who was Bush’s chief spokesman from July 2003 to April 2006, said he’s always planned to support the candidate that has the best chance for changing the way Washington works and getting things done.

“I will be voting for Barack Obama,” he said.

McClellan is also giving an extended interview on “Larry King Live” on Friday to talk about his endorsement.

McClellan grew disillusioned after leaving the administration and wrote a book, “What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington’s Culture of Deception,” that surprised many for its blunt talk. He admitted to being part of a White House effort to shade the truth about the case for war in Iraq.

The White House said Bush was surprised and saddened about the book.

they both are so so so pretty. No hateration here.

both are so so so pretty, no hateration here.

both are nice looking

both are nice looking…

So…and what?

CASSIE ………!!!!!!!!!!