We are pretty sure this kid is already popular with the ladies at school. And not just for his last name either. At only 16-years-old Connor Cruise is clearly on his way to being a man-banger — and don’t look at us sidewise cuz we’re only stating the obvious. Cougars — start your countdowns.

Connor hit Miami beach this weekend while in town celebrating his dad’s 49th birthday.

It’s gonna take some serious convincing to get us to believe that Tom Cruise is not Connor’s biological father. He looks just like him!!! Time to come clean Tom… you know you knocked up some sista and convinced her to let you and Nicole adopt.