Quote of the Day
Posted by Bossip Staff
Tracy Morgan was asked a few questions by Complex Magazine. If you’ve ever heard anything this guy has said before, you already know this sh*t is gonna be pure comedy.
What’s the difference between the phone calls Barack gets at 3 A.M. and the ones McCain gets?
Tracy Morgan: McCain’s not getting any calls at 3 A.M. His medicine kicks in at 8! Ain’t he got geriatrics or some shit like that? He’s an old man! He has to be in the bed by 9. His room smells like Ben-Gay, medicine and p*ssy.
Who’s the coolest politician the U.S. has ever had?
Tracy Morgan: Barack! Easily! Ain’t no other president had the crowd laughing and all that. Dude has charisma, he’s got the looks and he’s a cool dude—all the young girls want him! They all want to have his baby. Big pimpin’! No females want McCain, only his wife. Son is getting skin cut off his face and all kind of sh*t, man. You see how his arms look? He looks like Teddy Ruxpin.
That Teddy Ruxpin sh*t was too funny but if you really want a good laugh pop the hood on this thang for the quote of the day.
You’re turning 40 in November. With Jay-Z saying 30’s the new 20, do you think 40’s the new 30?
Tracy Morgan: That’s bullshit! 40 is 40. I feel every bit of it, godd@mnit. People say sh*t and then other people reinforce that bullsh*t. I’ll get out here and do some 20-year-old shit and f*ck around and break something! I used to have a serious handle—when I was 20. Now I’m 40! I ain’t getting out there on the court and twisting my ankle so I can’t go to 30 Rock. If my ankle gets twisted, my cash flow stops. I’m not going through a midlife crisis just because I like beautiful women. Motherf*cker turn 40 and he don’t like young women, then he’s going through a crisis.
You’re sober now, but you’ve had a history with alcohol. What’s the craziest thing that happened to you when you were drinking heavily?
Tracy Morgan: When I was wilding? I got kicked out of Prince’s house. The last time he won a Grammy, we went to the pre-Grammy party. Free booze all night. Prince had his band in the living room. Everybody left the house except for me and my boy. It was 6 o’clock, 7 o’clock in the morning, the sun was coming up, and we were still drinking. And Prince and his wife were at the door in their pajamas and said, “Come on, Tracy, you’ve got to go.” And I was gay for about five seconds because he’s a pretty motherf*cker. If Prince was a woman, I would go down on him. All the way down. Swell his vagina lips up.
Here’s the entire interview.
Facebook
Send to Phone
am I first??
:-/
oh lawd! his mouth. uh uh uh. I guess it’s ok for his stand up, but sheesh, this is an interview, no? You have to know how to turn it off, ya know? SIGH!
Hustle Man aka T Morgan is a fool with that “gay for about 5 seconds”. That is a fool!!!
im mad at his shyt. he is a mess!
this*
LMAO….Wild’n Out!!! Nah, that’s kicks!
LMAO @ “And I was gay for about five seconds because he’s a pretty motherf*cker. If Prince was a woman, I would go down on him. All the way down. Swell his vagina lips up.”
Pure comedy
damn…. TMI for real! he made valid points till he said that last line… SMDH
You know…. Jamie Foxx said something similar about Prince.
Prince= Maneater?
Tracey Morgan is funny as hell!
Yeah sometimes 40 just feels like 40..not quite there but not 20 either!
HAHA MC CAIN IS ACTUALLY DUMMER THAN BUSH
TO WHY ARE THE POLLS SO CLOSE OBAMA SHOULD BE WINNIN BY ATLEAST 30 %
http://www.my*****e.com/thagrindaholic
PEEP THA NEW UNDERGROUND HIT
“NEVA DROWN”
hahaha that whole interview was too funny!
Im in shock about swelling the vagina lips! That was some crazy ish!
Tracy Morgan is what old folks call a plum fool!
HA HA HA HA!!!! HE IS A DAMN FOOL!!!!
He is demented
That Teddy Ruxpin had me laughing out LOUD!
lmao, tracy Morgan u funny dude.
this dude is comedy….lol @ the prince, teddy ruxpin, 40 is the new 30(jay z diss imho). dude been a beast…..<<<in my hustle man voice…”whats happen n chief, check it out, i have a baked pigeon on sale.”
LMAO Tracy Morgan is a dang fool!
LMAO@Teddy Ruxpin!!! Tracy you fool!! XD
aint nothing worse than being the last nicca at the party! I thought he got kicked out cuz he insulted somebody! this fool just didn’t want to go home!
I wouldn’t say no! Actually there’re lots of sexy old men and cougars on ***** Agelessmate.c o m ****** and they are actually dating beautiful young people there! now I start believing no age gap is too wide in fron of true love!
Bwahahahahahahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pure Hilarity! This dude is hella funnie!!! He’ll swell Prince’s vijay-jay lips?! hahahahahh
i think t morgan is a closet case
case closed!
He looks like Teddy Ruxpin because he gave 5 years of his life as a POW being tortured after being physically hurt when he crashed his plane like an idiot.
There are many things to diss McCain for. Dissing him for his disabilities obtained while on duty is *****TY. Typical uneducated negro bull*****, lowest common denominator ’snaps’. When Tracy Morgan serves, he can talk ***** about McCain’s physical disabilities. Until then, Morgan should keep it to how McCain has/will ***** up the nation.
dat was funny as hell. wen he said dat thang bout prince, i was speechless for bout 2 minutes followed by 3 minutes of laughin my ***** off.
@JayVen
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
senator mcruxpin!!
lmcttao
McCain does remind you of Teddy Ruxpin…remember how when u pull the string and Teddy would say “will u be my friend?” MCCain jacked his lines! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Old racist *****!
He looks like Teddy Ruxpin because he gave 5 years of his life as a POW being tortured after being physically hurt when he crashed his plane like an idiot.
NITA
“There are many things to diss McCain for. Dissing him for his disabilities obtained while on duty is *****TY. Typical uneducated negro bull*****, lowest common denominator ’snaps’. When Tracy Morgan serves, he can talk ***** about McCain’s physical disabilities. Until then, Morgan should keep it to how McCain has/will ***** up the nation.”
C’MON NITA… it’s called comedy, he’s a comedian – Teddy Ruxpin was “funny”!!! Lighten UP!
I for one will be glad when the whole political cycle is OVA!!!
WTF?…:shock:
Ain’t no ***** “gay” for bout 5 seconds!
LMAO! He’s a fool for real!
I must confess, I have had a dream about Obama.
Inappropiate, but funny.
Jo, I thought I was the only one, my goodness!
what the ***** is talking about? i dont know *****ody who wants to have his baby or think like that towards him. to me, he looks like every other normal dude walking down the street, its just ol’ barack obama baby.
NEW YORK – Scott McClellan, President Bush’s former press secretary who angered old colleagues with a tell-all book earlier this year, said Thursday he is backing Barack Obama for president.
McClellan is the second former administration official to back the Democratic candidate this week. Former Secretary of State Colin Powell came out Sunday for Obama.
While Powell chose “Meet the Press” to make his news, McClellan did it at the taping of comedian D.L. Hughley’s new talk show, which is premiering 10 p.m. Saturday on CNN.
Hughley found a little begging helped.
“We are a new show and your endorsement would probably mean a lot,” Hughley said. “But don’t look at the fact that I am black or, no pressure. Endorse somebody, damn it!”
McClellan, who was Bush’s chief spokesman from July 2003 to April 2006, said he’s always planned to support the candidate that has the best chance for changing the way Washington works and getting things done.
“I will be voting for Barack Obama,” he said.
McClellan is also giving an extended interview on “Larry King Live” on Friday to talk about his endorsement.
McClellan grew disillusioned after leaving the administration and wrote a book, “What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington’s Culture of Deception,” that surprised many for its blunt talk. He admitted to being part of a White House effort to shade the truth about the case for war in Iraq.
The White House said Bush was surprised and saddened about the book.
LMAO! This shyit is too damn funny! That dude is a fool on the real! He’s one of the better under-rated commics out there!
It’s comedy people lighten up!lol
1L
com’on man, don’t be going around insulting prince like that, he’s the ***** with no thought of being gay with a lush,
Teddy Ruxpin !! LOL !! That’s better than what I’ve been saying McCain reminds me of — Robot from “Lost In *****e.” LOL !!!
Dat ***** crazy, LMAO!
Tracy Morgan has been a drunk for sooo long his face is all puffy from alcohol consumption. Plus, his nose looks like someone hit him in the face with a shovel (real hard). A real drunk has no inhabitions. He will say anything that comes to mind with no filter between brain impulse and psycho babble. This low life closet homo is no exception.
And I was gay for about five seconds because he’s a pretty motherf*cker. If Prince was a woman, I would go down on him. All the way down. Swell his vagina lips up.
————-
dies!!!
I love me some Tray Morg. I have pictures of how much fun we used to have back in the day and I treasure them. Tracy and Talent are 2 of the best upcoming and they are damn good! Love you Tray!
I’m not shocked that Tracey came out of the closet for 5 minutes, he’s an illiterate and he thinks like a dumb *****.
He can’t even have a conceptional clue of what a mentalist like Obama is, Obama wouldn’t do dumb shyt that *****’s do when they get some light, not everybody’s a *****ing idiot like you Tracey.
I saw you on “Punked” spazzing out over your *****ing Jaguar with the rims getting towed, yeah you are truly a sambo-ing steppin-fetching *****-boo!