Guess after it worked on Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake, this guy thought he’d take a shot to land his favorite famous lady…

That’s right, this upstanding defender of our great country wants to take Betty F’ing White to his military ball! Sgt. Ray Lewis took to youtube to ask everyone’s favorite Golden Girl out for a night on the…base.

Peep the hilarious video below.

As crazy as it sounds we bet Betty White would make an awesome date. You may not get any nookie at the end of the night but she should be pure comedy to hang out with. No word whether White has heard the request as of yet.