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The Comeback Kid

Posted on October 27th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Michael Jackson, News, Pure Comedy

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Posted by Bossip Staff

Michael Jackson seen here with a nose yet looking very Saw puppet-ish, could be heading out on tour soon:

Michael Jackson is on the verge of agreeing to a huge comeback tour, according to British tabloid reports. The Thriller hitmaker’s career took a nosedive after a series of child molestation allegations – which he was cleared of – in 2005. But the 50-year-old is now set for a glorious comeback – and is lining up a 30-date tour taking in 30 cities around the world, reports Britain’s The Sun newspaper. A source tells the publication, “Michael said he wasn’t doing a Vegas residency but was going on a world tour, taking in 30 cities next year. “He said he wanted to do it for his kids. He wants them to see what he does, and he wants to take them on the road. “He said he was on his way to Los Angeles to finalize the details.”

Can ya’ll imagine MJ trying to spin around and moonwalk like the old days? We might be forced to grab some tickets just to catch a glimpse of the impending debacle.

We’ve got a special treat for you up under the hood. We’ll give you a hint: it involves lots of Vaseline….

It’s greasy @ss Jermaine Jackson! What were you thinking?

Images via WENN

  • Hannibal

    …

  • Hannibal

    “THE THRILLER HITMAKER’S CAREER TOOK A NOSEDIVE”

    IT SURE DID…

  • In a Mine Field with Clown Shoes On

    To me, even though Michael is probably a child molester, he remains the single greatest entertainer in history. However, those damn kids have absolutely NO Black blood in their little bodies. Who the hell does he thinks he is fooling?

  • Afiya – GO PHILLIES

    Damn, he looks like the crypt-keeper!

    YIKES!

    :(

  • Book Worm

    lol at “he’s set for a glorious comeback”

  • Afiya – GO PHILLIES – WORLD SERIES -YEA BOI!!

    Damn, he looks like the crypt-keeper!!!

    YIKES!

    :(

  • D@ Pop3

    WELL AT LEAST GAS PRICES ARE GOING DOWN..HE LOOKS SO BAD..

  • Charlotte NC

    What does he see when he looks in the mirror?

  • JillyBean819

    What the hell is that in the picture above? I threw up in my mouth when I scrolled down the page and saw that.

  • http://videosdefamosas.blogia.com Vic

    It is very sad. He could have everything and now he is like a zombie.

  • Special K

    I think he can do it it’s Mike come on now if anybody can he can.

  • Chi-Town

    This is the ugliest white lady I have ever seen.

  • Chi-Town

    This is the ugliest white woman I have ever seen.

  • jenifer

    he looks awful!

    but still some like him while most doesn’t; you don’t need to go further than at === A g e l e s s D a t e. C O M == hot cougars there have different flavors towards men!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re (MADVILLIANY…I heart DangerDoom)

    He looks like Billy. Identical, in fact, but he’s missing the red cirlces on his cheek and a tricycle (Billy the puppet on tbe Saw films)…

  • hope4more

    the kids that used to buy his rcords are grown and moved on, can’t image young kids putting his poster up in their rooms like they did with Off The Wall. Most kids say his face scares them

  • sepia830

    People talk a lot of ish about MJ, but rest assured when the tour tickets do finally go on sale, they will sell out.

    MJ was not proven to be a child molester in a court of law and the biyach that accused him WAS proven to be a scam artist. Yet we continue to ridicule this man. Yes, he has issues but so does everyone. God only knows what is going on in the lives of 1/2 the people that post on this site or the person who runs it. God is the ultimate judge of us all.

  • sepia830

    Hmph. People talk a lot of ish about MJ, but rest assured when the tour tickets do finally go on sale, they will sell out.

    MJ was not proven to be a child molester in a court of law and the biyach that accused him WAS proven to be a scam artist. Yet we continue to ridicule this man. Yes, he has issues but so does everyone. God only knows what is going on in the lives of 1/2 the people that post on this site or the person who runs it. God is the ultimate judge of us all.

  • sepia830

    People talk a lot of ish about MJ, but rest assured when the tour tickets do finally go on sale, they will sell out. I’m certain of it.

    MJ was not proven to be a child molester in a court of law and the biyach that accused him WAS proven to be a scam artist. Yet we continue to ridicule this man. Yes, he has issues but so does everyone. God only knows what is going on in the lives of 1/2 the people that post on this site or the person who runs it. God is the ultimate judge of us all.

  • la vida

    YALL ACT LIKE WE GOT SOMETHING GOOD GOING ON WITH THESE NEW “MJ WANNABEE” WACK A SS ARTIST, PLEASE Y U THINK THAT RIGHT NOW THERE IS AN ENTIRE CONTEST GOING ON TO GET THE THRILLER DANCE IN THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS FOR MOST PEOPLE DOING I AT THE SAME TIME. MICHAEL JACKSON’S NAME IS ALWAYS THE SUBJECT, SO ITS ONLY CORRECT HE RETURNS

    BESIDES, EMACIATED, NON DANCIN MADONNA, BORING JANET, AND ANCIENT USHER AINT HITTIN ON NOTHIN ALBUM AND CONCERT WISE

    NOTIN DEMAND……TAKE THAT AND SMOKE IT B”ASS”IP.COM!

  • LOLLIIIPOP!!! HATERZ EVERY WH3R3 I G0!!

    I bet you bustas support R’ Kelly skanky as$ and ya probably still bumpin his cd in ya rides. Leave Mike alone.

  • sepia830

    People talk a lot of ish about Michael Jackson, but rest assured when the tour tickets do finally go on sale, they will sell out.

    MJ was not proven to be a child molester in a court of law and the biyach that accused him WAS proven to be a scam artist. Yet we continue to ridicule this man. Yes, he has issues but so does everyone. God only knows what is going on in the lives of 1/2 the people that post on this site or the person who runs it. God is the ultimate judge of us all.

  • DR.FUNK

    NOT.GONNA.HAPPEN.

  • DR.FUNK

    He won’t do it.

  • Shootingstar

    Half of the time he’s pictured being rolled around in a wheelchair or walking like a 90 yr old woman. He doesn’t look like he has the physical stamina to go on tour.

  • The Bear

    I got no comment on Micheal. He has been living a lie for far too long. Remember when he claimed that he didn’t have “that much” plastic surgery? And he thinks we believe those kids are actually his??? And then he lied about bleaching his skin, remember that???

    Ohh well I guess I did have a comment after all.

    but what have we here??? Awwwwweeee check it out… Jermaine got all dressed up to go out on a date with a bag lady…

  • LdyK

    Is that a LACEFRONT micheal?

    c’mon now!

  • In a Mine Field (with Clown Shoes On)

    @ B’More

    WELL SAID!!

  • http://www.j.com noelle

    reminds me of that movie Powder..all that make-up or bleaching

  • http://bettyejbloging.blogspot.com/ BETTYEJ

    You know what gets me, the court found Michael INNOCENT, you still have him a criminal. Brittany Spears broke every law in the book right under your very eyes, just like Lindsay and Paris Hilton, and not one of them really did any jail time and are still making money. Robert Downey Jr. made movies while going in and out of Jail, and is still the white rule News Media poster boy. Sarah Palin kills animals for the fun of it, but Michael Vicks’ is in Prison. Cindy Mc Cain is a drug addict that stole money from her own charity and transported drugs in other countries, but her husband is running for President!

    What it really boils down to, is the fact that Michael Jackson music can never be topped! All those people that have had nips and tucks are no better then Michael. You’ll need to get real and support Michael Jackson, we already got enough HATERS!

    ” WHEN YOU STAND FOR NOTHING, YOU WILL FALL FOR ANYTHING! “

  • mz. sumthin

    Ha, I can’t wait, and for all y’all talkin bout Mike’s personal life, ain’t nobody said anything bout taking a tour thru his bedroom, this is a concert, and being the fact he’s the greatest entertainer of all time, best believe it will sell out. With all the facts released about the people that framed Mike, I can’t believe y’all still sayin he touched them kids; do your proper research, Aprhodite Jones:Conspiracy, maybe you can open your eyes then.

  • Voice of Reason

    @ BETTYEJ..THANK YOU, well said!!!! It’s really, really sad to come on here..a black blog site and see how we treat our own but on this same site you would kiss the ass of Kim K. (no pun intended)and make stars out of these z listers…but do your very best to destroy the legacy of a true industry legend. SMDH:-(

  • VERONICA

    HES SO UGLY ,

    HE SCARES THE CRAP OUTTA ME!

  • Voice of Reason

    @ BETTYEJ..THANK YOU!!!! It’s really, really sad to come on here..a black blog site and see how we treat our own but on this same site you would kiss the ass of Kim K. (no pun intended)and make stars out of these z listers…but do your very best to destroy the legacy of a true industry legend. SMDH:-(

  • Voice of Reason

    THANK YOU!!!! It’s really, really sad to come on here..a black site and see how we treat our own but on this same site you would kiss the ass of Kim K. (no pun intended)and make stars out of these z listers…but do your very best to destroy the legacy of a true industry legend. SMDH:-(

  • sara

    Did anyone catch the lacefront wig????

  • TalkinNow

    That’s a very realistic looking wax figure of Michael Jackson.

  • RaphaelK

    I’m tripping more off jermaine. must the jacksons do that to thereselves

  • Siren

    I WAS THINKING NEYO

  • Janae’

    michael what happened to you?

    I think he wanted to look like his good friend Liz Taylor but instead he got the likes one of those zombies in his thriller video.

  • Janae’

    michael what happened to you?

    I think he wanted to look like his good friend Liz Taylor but instead he got the likes of one of those zombies in his thriller video.

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    I heart Vaseline

  • The Nature Boy

    Can’t wait. I’m getting online now for my tix. Hi haters.

  • Don’t mind me

    THRILLLLEEEEER THRILLLER NIGHT

    man damn jesus chicken and rice

  • crazychris

    MICHAEL NEEDS A sex change then he would be the cutest white girl out there.

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