“Two things I hate, liars and thieves they make my blood boil” – Andre 3000
Nobody hates a fibber. But these celebrities fib and deny no matter what evidence exists. Here are some big time liars that we didn’t believe from the jump.
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R. Kelly – Robert, Robert, Robert. You mean to tell us that you didn’t pee on that girl? Even though that was you harmonizing your own album as you doused that teen with your golden hits? We even saw the mole! Just come clean, buddy.
LeBron James – LeBron wants us to believe that he didn’t know where he was going to sign alllll summer? C’mon dawg. As soon as Delonte chopped down your mom, you had Wade picking 305 side pieces for you while Bosh was out curtain shopping for you. You knew all along where you were going.
Nicki Minaj – So, that hotel fight never happened, Barbie? Then who was that on the 911 call? Bout time you fessed up and say you were throwing roundhouses in the penthouse suite. Maybe it’ll come to light next time you’re rocking a morning show.
LAPD – So you really don’t know what happened with Pac and Biggie? Really? That wouldn’t be because you had something to do with it, did it? Of course not. Sigh.
O.J. Simpson – How was the hunt for the real killer, dog? You ever find them? They were a sneaky bunch, huh? At least you didn’t write that book about how you would have killed your wife. That probably wouldn’t have won any awards.
Tyler Perry – You mean to tell us that you got a potential baby momma? Like…some woman whose vagina you saw with your own eyes? And you enjoyed it? Hmmm…someone needs the truth from Madea.
Whitney Houston – Anyone else remember “where are the receipts?” As if drug dealers have a customer service center and sh*t. She denied her coke hyena so much that she probably believed it. Well, we didn’t.
Bill Clinton – Billy Boy tried to deny getting domed up by some portly chick for the longest. But Congress came calling and demanded the truth. Clinton tried denying but it was all pointless.
Officer Ricky – Rozay tried his hardest to deny that he was a parole officer, but the truth finally caught up with him. It took a year of Rozay just screaming out “RAWSE” and acting like the rumors don’t exist, but he came along.