Clean Up In Aisle 3! Man Accidentally Shoots His…Um…”Member” Off In A Grocery Store

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Well, this is possibly the worst grocery shopping experience we can imagine between a man and his girlfriend.

An Arizona man shot his penis off in a shopping center using his girlfriend’s gun. The man tucked his girlfriend’s pink pistol away in his waistband and it accidentally discharged. The bullet went through his penis and into his leg.

The damage resulted in a lost penis. No word yet on if authorities will be able to reattach it. And no word on if the couple will be able to reattach their relationship.

Maybe she’ll just go get the milk and eggs by herself from now on.

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