Clean Up In Aisle 3! Man Accidentally Shoots His…Um…”Member” Off In A Grocery Store

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Arrests, F*ck a Thug, Jesus Take The Wheel


Well, this is possibly the worst grocery shopping experience we can imagine between a man and his girlfriend.

An Arizona man shot his penis off in a shopping center using his girlfriend’s gun. The man tucked his girlfriend’s pink pistol away in his waistband and it accidentally discharged. The bullet went through his penis and into his leg.

The damage resulted in a lost penis. No word yet on if authorities will be able to reattach it. And no word on if the couple will be able to reattach their relationship.

Maybe she’ll just go get the milk and eggs by herself from now on.


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  • team nymphis

    Attention shoppers! Sausage 90% off

  • ByrdLady

    ROFLMAO @ team nymphis!

  • marshh

    Omg I feel bad for him. How in the world will she make up for this. Take a bullet to the boob ?

  • King Beef

    They must have been riding public transportation, because if not, y not leave the gun in the car.

  • Petri

    Team Nymphis you made me spit my juice. Lmao!!!!

  • Steelcitychick

    @team nymphis….the thought of sausages just made me consider going vegeterian! Please don’t make me visualize again!….lol

  • 0704'11

    Awww bad luckk fo’ tthhee giirlfriieend all shhee needeed tuhh fiill heer sttomachh up fo’ 9 montthhs was a sausagee, 2 eeggs && a liil biitt off miilkk. Buhh all shhee needs now iis a neew sausagee.

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