This is probably bad for the Ozone Layer.
This fall, Snooki will be releasing a new fragrance. Chances are, it’ll smell like toe corns, hairspray and parental disappointment. Officially, there’s no word on exactly how it will smell or what kind of bottle the cologne will come in.
All this means is that we’ll all be even more depressed by how much more money Snooki is going to make than the rest of us. We just hope the perfume comes with a shot of penicillin.
Parents, if your kid comes in with the Snooki Sauce (or whatever it’s called), please seek immediate help.
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