Only in Florida, where all the crazies live!!

Jantavia Taylor was arrested for felony domestic assault after allegedly trying to beat up her live-in girlfriend with a strap-on dildo. No, we don’t mean “beat up” in any sort of slang usage. She threw the dildo at the other woman’s head.

Tamara Cadet, 23, told police that Taylor began chasing her around their shared home in Bradenton, Florida, with a kitchen knife. Cadet said she fared for her safety and ran out of the house.

Taylor however denied that a knife was ever involved. According to an arrest report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Taylor says they only thing she threw at her girlfriend was a strap-on dildo, or, as the arrest report so elegantly terms it, “a female sex toy (Strap on Penis).”

Deputies found the offending sex toy in a different yard across the street.

Taylor, an employee at a Popeye’s, remains in a Manatee County jail.

Man, what the hell is wrong with people these days?!?!?!

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