As we stand just hours away from the moment Kim Kardashian walks down the aisle and marries NBA baller Kris Humphries, we decided to honor one of the best a**es in the business.
Kim K. will break a lot of hearts across America when she says “I Do,” and we envy you Kris Humphries-Kardashian. We really do.
But just so you know, we’ve been looking at Kim’s a** long before you came in the picture, and we’re still going to look at her “assets” after you make her your wife. (Sorry, bud).