Someone needs to smack the snot out of this little girl’s mom and dad:
A gaggle of 6-year-old cowgirls dolled up like JonBenet Ramsey pranced and gyrated onstage yesterday at a Midtown show loosely tied to Fashion Week. Headlining the bizarre event was pageant queen Eden Wood, 6, a veteran of TLC’s “Toddlers & Tiaras,” who performed three routines — in which she slapped her rear, wriggled suggestively and whipped off her denim jacket to reveal a rhinestone-studded two-piece outfit. Kelly Bensimon, of “The Real Housewives of New York” fame, played ringmaster at the Bryant Park Hotel to the event dubbed “The Cowgirl Riders Debutante Fashion Show.”
Although most of the girls in the show were locals who auditioned, Eden has already made a career of kid pageants. Asked how long she’d been dancing and singing, she replied in a Southern twang, “Since I could walk. Somebody said that I was beautiful, so my mama put me in pageants, and I done it ever since,” she said.
For the finale, she sang her song “Cutie Patootie,” a shrill rap number that includes shout-outs to Oprah, Facebook and “Good Morning America,” and includes the lyrics, “Cu-tie, Cu-tie Pat-ootie/Rockin’ out the pageant stage and shak-in’ my boo-ty!”
SMH.
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