im 1st! and ewwwwww

oh my

SICK

Sexay bootay on a Friday! Butt-crack is at least 12 inches long…whew!

What the?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That pumpkin lookin ripe

Trick or treat? um, TRICK.

I know some of the fellas on here would be trying to hit that on the down low (nobody has to know)

Ewwwwwwwwww

HELLO everybody??!!!!!!!

I hope that everyone is going to vote:::OBAMA~!

Yup some dudes on here know they would smash that in a minute on the condition no one would ever find out.

I hate you.

Drop 4 Dress sizes in 4 Weeks only @

http://www.HealZoo.com

LMAO…… Michael Jackson Goes Trick or Treating

@ http://www.stayinthenews.com

I havnt even eaten lunch yet but i feel something about to regurgitate.

Where is the candle gonna go. (lol)

@Nikki Underwood

That bootay is undiscovered terrain. Explorers are gearing up to take samples of the surface area…

OMG this is so funny. WTH?

This is disgusting! What the hell….I didn’t almost, but did throw up in my mouth.

You can imagine how that room smells…and not like pumpkin

:sick:

@Nikki Underwood

I’m scared….

(and yes, gas is cheaper! I’m not too gleeful though…they can’t fool me, it’ll be up sooner or later)

This is the worst “holiday” ever!

MORNING FOLKS..

LMAO @ RE’S CLASS PIC!

@Mrs. Philly

I have one with an afro…it’s even better!

Re…lol…u so silly!

MRS….

Hey girlie..how are ya?

@Nikki Underwood

It takes freakin 65 to fill mine up…lately all I’ve had to put in is 58! Don’t bend on the corner…it’s too cold!

Question- Do ppl go ‘trickin’ on the corner in the winter?

jamacain look like the predator — it’s halloween everyday fo’ dem suga

@Nikki Under….

I love you baby.

@MRS

“Watching Boondocks and getting blazed…what about U”

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Must be nice…I’m @ work…watching folks leave for the big parade downtown…I guess I’ll still be here…whatev!

“LOVE IS IN THE AIR1″

Morning NU!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dang it’s my birthday today and the first I see is this pasty pumpkin tail LOL. ick! *cringing*

@Sistah_PhD2

Happee Burfdayeee….

NU!

I am well…today is my daughters bday…she’s 4! She’s a princess today even though we don’t celebrate Halloween….

I like Michelle TOO!…I was going to name her Billie Michelle(After Michelle Obama) but IDK

Creole Baby Says Trick or Treat MothaFukka

jamacain look like the predator — it’s halloween everyday fo’ dem suga

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HUH? Is she tryna say john mcain look like the predator?

NU…tee hee!

Billie come from my daddy, his name is Bill…

I’ll tell her Auntie NU said Happy Bornday!

Daywalker…

Morning friend!

LMAO

Daywalker…

I told Man yesterday he was still in the dog house…so I really couldn’t try that…lol. But things seem to be sorting out since I am just simply stating how I feel from now on…I’m sick of holding stuff back u know?

Hi Daywalker…so sweet. Told yall them cappys may seem mean but they have a heart of gold.

I’d bang her big ass and say all types of nasty ish to her. But thats just me.

LMAO!!! that same picture/forward was sent to me 3x this week already!!!

Happy Halloween everyone!!!!!

now thats a fat ass watch out deelishis she may take your day job!!! can you picture that ass on the cover of KING magazine

Daywalker(It wasn’t me, it was those other kids!)

@realwoman

Hi Daywalker…so sweet. Told yall them cappys may seem mean but they have a heart of gold.

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I’m the coolest cat in the world, till you tick me off! Real talk from a “Realwoman”!

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I KNOW. That’s why I love yall!

realwoman…

Are you a CAP too?

My bday is 12/24

dats got to be da biggest ass ive seen in my life. it was real creative how dey painted it to be a pumpkin.

Yeah, I do. Trust me when I say that most guys in relationships are clueless sometimes and we forget that the same things we did to get you, we need to keep on doing to keep you. But now that you’ve told him, I’m sure he’ll come around.

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Yea he’ll come around…my problem is patience…I need more of it…you know I’m a CAPRICORN!lol

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Daywalker…

He’s half SAG Half CAP his bday is 12/21, mines is 12/24…so I’m a whole cap!

SOMETHING TOLD ME NOT 2 COME ON THIS SITE THIS MORNING..NOW, LOOK WHAT I GET…

Mrs. Philly…In a city of Champs…

realwoman…

Are you a CAP too?

My bday is 12/24

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No I am of the water sign that is compatable with them though. That is why I was telling ReddTony I have so many of them surrounding me…them and virgos!

@ Daywalker….

Halloween,, Friday,, payday AND I get out at 3pm!!!

Daywalker…

Thats what REDD TONY said…I never looked into it…lol

Daywalker(It wasn’t me, it was those other kids!)

No, wait You’re a Cap, and he’s a Sagitarius. I had it backwards, but still, you guys should be diametrically opposed to one another!

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This is true…I know of a friend who is with one and boy oh boy…can’t keep em away from each other but she is always complaining about him!

*waves hands* oooh! Realwoman do me! I’m a Libra/Scorpio and my BF is a Sagittarius

Nita, chill out it’s just a picture..have fun it’s FRIDAY! WHOOOO HOOOO!

@ Realwoman,

Wait…are we doing compatibility???? I wanna play, i wanna play!!

I’m a LEO…whose compatible with Leo’s and who should i STAY away from, lol????

i wonder who painted the pumpkin on that ass!!

@ official timehater

Libra and Sagittarius love compatibility

The people who were born under the Sagittarius’ sign is fond of adventures, so Libra will never be bored with him/her. Sagittarius will remain indifferent to the Libra’s adventures. Charming, clever Libra knows how to appeal to Sagittarius’s intellectual side and easily keeps Sagittarius intrigued. The main problem is that Sagittarius does not like remaining on one place and aspires to independence. On contrary, one of the most important things for Libra is a reliable partner. If they manage to overcome these distinctions, than there is a quite good chance for a short-term affair as well as for a long-term relations.

Scorpio and Sagittarius love compatibility

Scorpio is dominant by nature, but he/she will have trouble keeping their Sagittarius partner under control. Scorpio loves his/her house while the Sagittarius’ suitcase is always ready to be taken to a journey. The freedom is necessary for Sagittarius . Sagittarlus’s far-roaming interests constantly make Scorpio jealous. Romantically, this is a volatile combination. Sagittarius is playful about sex and finds Scorpio’s intense, dominating passions too much to cope with. Soon Sagittarius’s inclination is to fly. Their mutual attraction is explained by sex and can not last for a long time. A one night’s affair – yes; a marriage -NO.

Wow ya’ll are wrong for that picture lol.

Leo and Virgo love compatibility

Here is a good chance for a happy partnership. Magnanimous Leo will overlook Virgo’s tendency to be critical, while Virgo will take pride in Leo’s accomplishments, good humor, and lovable nature. Virgo will bring in that couple’s sexual life large amount of emotional heat and understanding. Leo will respect Virgo’s clever and alert mentality. Virgo will try to excite and satisfy the partner. Leo is also persevering person, so the chances for mutual satisfaction are really big. This is one of those relationships that depends on the type of relationship it is. The connection is usually “nice” and a long union also is possible.

Leo and Sagittarius love compatibility

Together they share a liking for freedom, adventure, and meeting new people. They are both inclined to entertain themselves, and consider love as an amusement. Leo likes to make love as often as Sagittarius. Sagittarius stimulates and inspires Leo, and Leo in his/her turn makes Sagittarius to be more faithful. This connection is perfect, and the happy marriage is guaranteed.

STAY AWAY FROM CAPRICORN, TAURUS and PISCES.

oshieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I was looking for you.

both of my parents are leo’s they’ve been together for 28 years…

That’s why I think twice about the stars and the signs…

@ real WOman

I am a virgo and I only seem to get pisces and Taurus partners.

My mom is LEo and that heifa drive me crazy growing up.

Oct 31, 2008 – 10:58 am realwoman

@ official timehater

Libra and Sagittarius love compatibility

The people who were born under the Sagittarius’ sign is fond of adventures, so Libra will never be bored with him/her. Sagittarius will remain indifferent to the Libra’s adventures. Charming, clever Libra knows how to appeal to Sagittarius’s intellectual side and easily keeps Sagittarius intrigued. The main problem is that Sagittarius does not like remaining on one place and aspires to independence. On contrary, one of the most important things for Libra is a reliable partner. If they manage to overcome these distinctions, than there is a quite good chance for a short-term affair as well as for a long-term relations.

Scorpio and Sagittarius love compatibility

Scorpio is dominant by nature, but he/she will have trouble keeping their Sagittarius partner under control. Scorpio loves his/her house while the Sagittarius’ suitcase is always ready to be taken to a journey. The freedom is necessary for Sagittarius . Sagittarlus’s far-roaming interests constantly make Scorpio jealous. Romantically, this is a volatile combination. Sagittarius is playful about sex and finds Scorpio’s intense, dominating passions too much to cope with. Soon Sagittarius’s inclination is to fly. Their mutual attraction is explained by sex and can not last for a long time. A one night’s affair – yes; a marriage -NO.

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So it’s my scorpio nerves that he get’s on.. then again, I am kind of Jekyl & Hyde

Thanks Realwoman

Taurus and Gemini love compatibility

An unpromising match, though at the beginning Taurus responds to Gemini’s sparkle and Gemini is intrigued by Taurus’s uncomplicated directness. The Gemini’s representatives are usually double-faced ,changeable people. The Taurus’ representatives are tend to a constancy. Taurus is attracted by an artistry and riches of imagination of the Gemini. However The Gemini are irritated by the Taurus’ slow reaction. Taurus with the innate need to possess will never be able to hang on to the unsettled Gemini. Gemini loves change and Taurus resists it. Their sex life is gradually affected by the Gemini moods which are very changeable. Gemini behaves as the playful, mischievous little kid one minute and the next minute he/she will turn basic and animalistic in his/her sexual appetites. The typical Taurus reaction to this action will probably drive him/her into someone elses bed. This is a tasteless connection and there are not the best prospect for a marriage.

but hey remember it’s all for fun…

morning all

LMAO!

Good Morning All…Happy Friday!

i’ll never eat pumpkin pie again lol

So yall playing zodiac Love Connection?…lol

Z

@ real WOman

I am a virgo and I only seem to get pisces and Taurus partners.

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Z…that just gave me chills! lmao

My mom is a virgo and my brother a taurus..and THEY WAR LIKE NOBODIES BUSINESS but have this weird LOVE for each other. He is like the only person I have ever really seen her compromise with and I always tell her YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THAT BOY! lol

The two signs you mentioned are VERY compatible with virgos…

Mrs Philly…it is a possible union. It seems like many of them are possible BUT with work…some require more work than others. In your parents case (BRACE YOURSELF FOR THIS) they say the sex life is PHENOMENAL! lol how many siblings you got gurrrl?

Leo and Leo love compatibility

This should prove to be a compatible combination, but it is not always true. In bedroom , as well as everywhere else Leo tends to think only of him/herself. A question is : Is it possible for two “I’m” to turn to one “we’re”? Both Lions are extremely romantic and sexually compatible. They enjoy a strong sex drive and these two will probably spend a lot of their time together in bed. This could develop into an overactive sex life that may branch off in perverse directions, totally without love, unless checked and kept within bounds. They should allow each other “to shine”, and to share the light in case they want to be together. Well , It is not always possible, but when it is so – long live king! Long live queen!

acknowledge me dammit

yes mam it is

OH LAWDY! Morning…your gravy is cute!

Daywalker, whats up guy, Happy Friday 2 you and dont forget 2 get that morning java today.

Nik U, Hi there lovely face, Happy friday n halloween weekend 2 you lady.

Happy Friday 2 all my sauce family!

That towel wants to kill itself…

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***Dead***

@Daywalker

Good afternoon! Sorry bout the late hell I was at a meeting…

uuch im glad i dont eat pumpkin pie

NIK U, thanks cutie, im out now that i saw your face, i dont want no horses 2 mess up my weekend all i want 2 see for the weekend is your pretty face>

Funny!

WoW!..No thanks, on the pumpkins, yes getting ready for the kiddies, bought candies and gift certificates for Halloween, My sons are passing out, they are getting dressed up as Thomas the Train and A Little Rain Cloud- (ages 2 & 3)….Hey Daywalker & Nikki U.–Everytime I see your gravie, I think about the P Ness Raise, that was cute! Especially, the response…

Everyone have a safe and happy weekend!…

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That pic was funny but REALLY nasty!ewwwwwwwwww…Lots of a– and rolls…ewwwwwwww…

I don’t want any PUMPKIN PIE, EVER, THANKS!!!

Halloween Tip: If you are going trick or treating, and you get a “surprise”, like the pic, drop your candy bag and RUN! Keep RUNNING and don’t look back!! Make sure to stay to the houses where the lights are on and still ALL PARENTS, DON’T FORGET TO CHECK THEIR CANDY, SICK BAST–DS IN THIS WORLD…

When I was a kid, every Halloween me, my cousin, and my friends used to get chased by bag snatchers, sometimes we made it home full of candy, sometimes we didn’t. I’m watching all you bag snatchers out there, and oh yeah I know who the ‘punk ass’ cats are that used to chase us too.

WASS UP

HELLO, PEOPLE

@daywalker-Daywalker, I have been looking for you…I haven’t been on in a minute. I got the contract and have been preparing for 5 more, some with more interviews…Anyways, here’s that information for you :

GM Powertrain

Product Engineering

Ypsilanti, Michigan 48198

(Address to send some samples and brochure about your company)

Direct phone line (734)481-5000

Email: Purchasing@gm.com

The guy that used to lead the engineering dept is gone, but this is all the information, she had, please follow up, if you are seriously interested in getting another client and before Chrysler and GM merge, best time to write in another client, get in early…Wish you the best of luck, in case I don’t run into you, soon…I will keep checking for you, though, to make sure you get the information…

Always knew

I’D SMASH THAT!

you don’t owe me anything, I ‘m always working , networking and getting as many contracts , as possible..Gotta keep those pockets, lined….I got a couple more contracts but lost one,I’m kind of pissed about the one I lost, it’s not even 15 minutes from City of Peoria, and it was an extra $10K per month, for pressure washing..It’s all good , I’m getting ready for my NEXT big meeting on November 4th. Contact worth $180K/ I will defitnitely close….I already voted EARLY, this thing seems like it may become a reality, I hope so. Now I’m scared for his safety…Everybody please say an extra prayer for Barack…Last stretch….

Daywalker, ain’t mad, get that paper on. Make sre you get with the supervisor of the Dept and make sure you follow up, my last contract with GM, was for $65K, not to big but nothing to laugh at either, they have proving grounds out here in Yuma, Az…Well, I’ll see check you all later…

OBAMA/BIDEN 2008 & 2012!

HAHAHA GENIUS

Daywalker, you are well liked on this site i vote for u too dawg.

SLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SLACK TRAILER-PARK TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YUCK!!! not again… my brother emailed this sh*t to me a week ago…. why, why??????????

Thats just filthy! Filthy, filthy, filthy, and that poor stool she’s sitting on! UGH!

THATS A BIG ASS!!

the real question is… WHO IN HELL TOOK THE TIME TO PAINT THIS ON THAT GIGANTIC ASS??? LOL…MUST BE THE SPOUSE…BOOTYHOLE AND ALL…YUCK, I SAY YUCK…HAPPY HOLLY ASS DAY…LOL…

WHO IN HELL TOOK THE TIME TO PAINT THIS ON THAT GIGANTIC ASS??? LOL…MUST BE THE SPOUSE…BOOTYHOLE AND ALL…YUCK, I SAY YUCK…HAPPY HOLLY ASS DAY…LOL…

NASTY…YUCK I SAY YUCKY, YUCK…LOL..

This is pure comedy!! And sick as hell!

Umm wow…Someone was bored.