We’ve seen a million rumors about Ashton and Demi’s impending divorce, which they’ve denied, but the proof is in the pudding.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are no longer following each other on Twitter!!! Duh duh duhhhhh! Ashton is following 600 people (with half of the world’s population following him), but he’s unfollowed his wife? Ouch.

Of course, no clue as to when exactly this happened but it does seem like an ominous sign, don’t you think? So the question on everyone’s mind: who divorces first? Ashton and Demi or Will and Jada?